FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Jimposter nocturnal thread
Jimposter nocturnal thread
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"I am naturally a bit of a night owl though.
Are you back to full health now, Estella? I hope so  x"
Not 100% but much better than I was, I actually flirted a little this evening so am definitely on the mend!! (Thanks)  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I’m still up because I had a monster of an afternoon nap 
I think that’s probably why I am too, that and the coffee I had way too late in the evening!! "
Why you always drinking coffee at night? Haven't you learned your lesson? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"I’m still up because I had a monster of an afternoon nap
I think that’s probably why I am too, that and the coffee I had way too late in the evening!!
Why you always drinking coffee at night? Haven't you learned your lesson?"
I’m not very clever. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"My son is down stairs with a couple of mates laughing and generally enjoying themselves. Nothing worse than the sound of other people having a good time haha"
Awwww dammit. That *is* annoying! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"My son is down stairs with a couple of mates laughing and generally enjoying themselves. Nothing worse than the sound of other people having a good time haha"
Hate when my neighbour that works in a bar comes back late with people and they're partying while I'm not  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
I went riding today, which is why I am still awake. As much as I like to think I am very much “rocking the Poldark look” I am a tit in breeches and no mistaking. Flighty bastard took off at a gallop (and I am not qualified) because a sparrow (or some such) farted and now my bollocks are saying “seriously, rhythm dude, rhythm).
My hips hurt. And I don’t have hips. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"I went riding today, which is why I am still awake. As much as I like to think I am very much “rocking the Poldark look” I am a tit in breeches and no mistaking. Flighty bastard took off at a gallop (and I am not qualified) because a sparrow (or some such) farted and now my bollocks are saying “seriously, rhythm dude, rhythm).
My hips hurt. And I don’t have hips. "
Sounds idyllic! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"My son is down stairs with a couple of mates laughing and generally enjoying themselves. Nothing worse than the sound of other people having a good time haha
Hate when my neighbour that works in a bar comes back late with people and they're partying while I'm not "
Id throw a pretend party one night lol Maybe the day after a big night in they had lol Turn the music up and play crowd noise. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I went riding today, which is why I am still awake. As much as I like to think I am very much “rocking the Poldark look” I am a tit in breeches and no mistaking. Flighty bastard took off at a gallop (and I am not qualified) because a sparrow (or some such) farted and now my bollocks are saying “seriously, rhythm dude, rhythm).
My hips hurt. And I don’t have hips.
Sounds idyllic! "
I’ll post by bollocks to you and you can listen to them grumbling, they are keeping me awake |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"I went riding today, which is why I am still awake. As much as I like to think I am very much “rocking the Poldark look” I am a tit in breeches and no mistaking. Flighty bastard took off at a gallop (and I am not qualified) because a sparrow (or some such) farted and now my bollocks are saying “seriously, rhythm dude, rhythm).
My hips hurt. And I don’t have hips.
Sounds idyllic!
I’ll post by bollocks to you and you can listen to them grumbling, they are keeping me awake "
Well that’s a package I’ll sign for. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Hey late owls, how come you’re still up and awake?
I’m no Jim but feel free to post your nocturnal nonsense here.
I fell asleep on the sofa. And now I'm in bed I can't sleep! "
Retry the sofa? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I went riding today, which is why I am still awake. As much as I like to think I am very much “rocking the Poldark look” I am a tit in breeches and no mistaking. Flighty bastard took off at a gallop (and I am not qualified) because a sparrow (or some such) farted and now my bollocks are saying “seriously, rhythm dude, rhythm).
My hips hurt. And I don’t have hips.
Sounds idyllic!
I’ll post by bollocks to you and you can listen to them grumbling, they are keeping me awake
Well that’s a package I’ll sign for. "
I’ll trade you for your butt cheeks. I wish I had a butt. I’d enjoy riding more I am sure. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"My son is down stairs with a couple of mates laughing and generally enjoying themselves. Nothing worse than the sound of other people having a good time haha
Hate when my neighbour that works in a bar comes back late with people and they're partying while I'm not
Id throw a pretend party one night lol Maybe the day after a big night in they had lol Turn the music up and play crowd noise. "
If be afraid someone sexy would come knocking the door wanting an invite and I'd have to turn them away so I didn't look like Kevin from Home Alone or Mr Bean partying with his teddy.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"I went riding today, which is why I am still awake. As much as I like to think I am very much “rocking the Poldark look” I am a tit in breeches and no mistaking. Flighty bastard took off at a gallop (and I am not qualified) because a sparrow (or some such) farted and now my bollocks are saying “seriously, rhythm dude, rhythm).
My hips hurt. And I don’t have hips.
Sounds idyllic!
I’ll post by bollocks to you and you can listen to them grumbling, they are keeping me awake
Well that’s a package I’ll sign for.
I’ll trade you for your butt cheeks. I wish I had a butt. I’d enjoy riding more I am sure. "
To be fair, I’ve good padding there. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I went riding today, which is why I am still awake. As much as I like to think I am very much “rocking the Poldark look” I am a tit in breeches and no mistaking. Flighty bastard took off at a gallop (and I am not qualified) because a sparrow (or some such) farted and now my bollocks are saying “seriously, rhythm dude, rhythm).
My hips hurt. And I don’t have hips.
Sounds idyllic!
I’ll post by bollocks to you and you can listen to them grumbling, they are keeping me awake
Well that’s a package I’ll sign for.
I’ll trade you for your butt cheeks. I wish I had a butt. I’d enjoy riding more I am sure.
To be fair, I’ve good padding there. "
I only go because of my “women in Jodhpurs”fetish. I probably need an intervention (my bollocks certainly do) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Don’t sleep much
Hello!!
Hello sorry was a bit rude off me not to say good evening
That’s okay! I was just waving, nice to see you."
Awww thank you and it’s nice to see you as well |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"I went riding today, which is why I am still awake. As much as I like to think I am very much “rocking the Poldark look” I am a tit in breeches and no mistaking. Flighty bastard took off at a gallop (and I am not qualified) because a sparrow (or some such) farted and now my bollocks are saying “seriously, rhythm dude, rhythm).
My hips hurt. And I don’t have hips.
Sounds idyllic!
I’ll post by bollocks to you and you can listen to them grumbling, they are keeping me awake
Well that’s a package I’ll sign for.
I’ll trade you for your butt cheeks. I wish I had a butt. I’d enjoy riding more I am sure.
To be fair, I’ve good padding there.
I only go because of my “women in Jodhpurs”fetish. I probably need an intervention (my bollocks certainly do) "
 it’s a means to an end |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I went riding today, which is why I am still awake. As much as I like to think I am very much “rocking the Poldark look” I am a tit in breeches and no mistaking. Flighty bastard took off at a gallop (and I am not qualified) because a sparrow (or some such) farted and now my bollocks are saying “seriously, rhythm dude, rhythm).
My hips hurt. And I don’t have hips.
Sounds idyllic!
I’ll post by bollocks to you and you can listen to them grumbling, they are keeping me awake
Well that’s a package I’ll sign for.
I’ll trade you for your butt cheeks. I wish I had a butt. I’d enjoy riding more I am sure.
To be fair, I’ve good padding there.
I only go because of my “women in Jodhpurs”fetish. I probably need an intervention (my bollocks certainly do)
it’s a means to an end"
Counter-productive; I come home with all of these wonderful tight jodhpurs over fine arse memories and then look down at my tummy banana and sprouts to see that they have turned a strange shade of purple and have a “if you touch me, I will fall off” look. I think I have taken “edging” across the horizon |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I'm taking you all to my bedroom in a minute.
(Sounds better than I'm going into bed with my phone for company)
You’re already in my bed. "
You saucy minx! When you drop off to sleep I'll be in your dreams doing bad bad things! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *yronMan
over a year ago
grangemouth |
I probably won't sleep much anytime before 4 am, my sleep pattern is out from having a nasty earache last weekend. I was also taking part in a Patreon hangout and am feeling a bit pissed off. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *yronMan
over a year ago
grangemouth |
"My son is down stairs with a couple of mates laughing and generally enjoying themselves. Nothing worse than the sound of other people having a good time haha
Hate when my neighbour that works in a bar comes back late with people and they're partying while I'm not
Id throw a pretend party one night lol Maybe the day after a big night in they had lol Turn the music up and play crowd noise.
If be afraid someone sexy would come knocking the door wanting an invite and I'd have to turn them away so I didn't look like Kevin from Home Alone or Mr Bean partying with his teddy. "
Where I used to stay, my neighbours had a massive New Year's party one year. The whole block was invited. I wasn't.
Really wasn't much fun seeing in the New Year and listening to them having fun. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"My son is down stairs with a couple of mates laughing and generally enjoying themselves. Nothing worse than the sound of other people having a good time haha
Hate when my neighbour that works in a bar comes back late with people and they're partying while I'm not
Id throw a pretend party one night lol Maybe the day after a big night in they had lol Turn the music up and play crowd noise.
If be afraid someone sexy would come knocking the door wanting an invite and I'd have to turn them away so I didn't look like Kevin from Home Alone or Mr Bean partying with his teddy. "
what if they were only moderately good looking? would you let them in? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"My son is down stairs with a couple of mates laughing and generally enjoying themselves. Nothing worse than the sound of other people having a good time haha
Hate when my neighbour that works in a bar comes back late with people and they're partying while I'm not
Id throw a pretend party one night lol Maybe the day after a big night in they had lol Turn the music up and play crowd noise.
If be afraid someone sexy would come knocking the door wanting an invite and I'd have to turn them away so I didn't look like Kevin from Home Alone or Mr Bean partying with his teddy.
what if they were only moderately good looking? would you let them in? "
No. Munters only. Can't be having anyone moderately attractive seeing a saddo having a pretend party.
Why am I even saying that? I'd never have a pretend party |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
x
