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I’ve just realised the truth…
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"He might if there was a good beard thread active"
Yet again, premarital sex is a thing for him I guess.
But, on the other hand, he is supposed to be ok with anal sex (reference: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rjjh9PML8tE&noapp=1) |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"It has always been there but
I was blind to see it
deaf to hear it
senseless to feel it.
Guys. Jesus would not approve this place, would he?"
He might be tempted to drift over to the dark side  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jesus knocked round with all kinds. He would probably hide his veries tho.
Wait!!! Would you fuck Jesus?
I wouldn’t coz he has a beard "
Really? No offence but you are just a bit tasteless, a little bit dull!
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"Jesus knocked round with all kinds. He would probably hide his veries tho.
Wait!!! Would you fuck Jesus?
I wouldn’t coz he has a beard
Really? No offence but you are just a bit tasteless, a little bit dull!
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 . Thanks you’re not so bad yourself |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Repent
Confess your sins, my child!
After you
Oh. I am the holy, my children. There is no a single sin coming from me.
I like chocolate
Dairy milk
Is that a sin?"
Is that a sin you ask huh! Shame on my child. Prepare yourself for whips. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Repent
Confess your sins, my child!
After you
Oh. I am the holy, my children. There is no a single sin coming from me.
I like chocolate
Dairy milk
Is that a sin?
Is that a sin you ask huh! Shame on my child. Prepare yourself for whips. "
Walnut
Or your nuts |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jesus knocked round with all kinds. He would probably hide his veries tho.
Wait!!! Would you fuck Jesus?
I wouldn’t coz he has a beard
Really? No offence but you are just a bit tasteless, a little bit dull!
. Thanks you’re not so bad yourself "
I gave up all the taste in the world my child. I forgot all the taste, the smell of wind, the chillness of the tears, the warm of the sunlight.
Help me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The real Jesus has been dead for a long, long time so I don't think he'll mind all that much lol
And there was silly old me thinking he played for Man City  "
What the fuck dude? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Repent
Confess your sins, my child!
After you
Oh. I am the holy, my children. There is no a single sin coming from me.
I like chocolate
Dairy milk
Is that a sin?
Is that a sin you ask huh! Shame on my child. Prepare yourself for whips.
Walnut
Or your nuts"
My nuts are also holy. Licking those will open doors of heaven to the end.
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Repent
Confess your sins, my child!
After you
Oh. I am the holy, my children. There is no a single sin coming from me.
I like chocolate
Dairy milk
Is that a sin?
Is that a sin you ask huh! Shame on my child. Prepare yourself for whips.
Walnut
Or your nuts
My nuts are also holy. Licking those will open doors of heaven to the end.
"
Do you wash |
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"Jesus knocked round with all kinds. He would probably hide his veries tho.
And on the third day, he rose again. "
Well that's a thanks but no thanks for me. I'm not waiting around 3 days for a second round  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jesus knocked round with all kinds. He would probably hide his veries tho.
And on the third day, he rose again.
Well that's a thanks but no thanks for me. I'm not waiting around 3 days for a second round "
The second coming. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Repent
Confess your sins, my child!
After you
Oh. I am the holy, my children. There is no a single sin coming from me.
I like chocolate
Dairy milk
Is that a sin?
Is that a sin you ask huh! Shame on my child. Prepare yourself for whips.
Walnut
Or your nuts
My nuts are also holy. Licking those will open doors of heaven to the end.
Do you wash"
Of course. What kind of question is this? Not specifically tho.
I took shower everyday my child. Naturally my nuts are being washed there too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jesus knocked round with all kinds. He would probably hide his veries tho.
And on the third day, he rose again.
Well that's a thanks but no thanks for me. I'm not waiting around 3 days for a second round "
The problems of our generations. We are not patients. We want everything immediately. Oh, I miss old times, old folks. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Repent
Confess your sins, my child!
After you
Oh. I am the holy, my children. There is no a single sin coming from me.
I like chocolate
Dairy milk
Is that a sin?
Is that a sin you ask huh! Shame on my child. Prepare yourself for whips.
Walnut
Or your nuts
My nuts are also holy. Licking those will open doors of heaven to the end.
Do you wash
Of course. What kind of question is this? Not specifically tho.
I took shower everyday my child. Naturally my nuts are being washed there too. "
It's a question because
Some balls stink |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Repent
Confess your sins, my child!
After you
Oh. I am the holy, my children. There is no a single sin coming from me.
I like chocolate
Dairy milk
Is that a sin?
Is that a sin you ask huh! Shame on my child. Prepare yourself for whips.
Walnut
Or your nuts
My nuts are also holy. Licking those will open doors of heaven to the end.
Do you wash
Of course. What kind of question is this? Not specifically tho.
I took shower everyday my child. Naturally my nuts are being washed there too.
It's a question because
Some balls stink"
Well. Yeah. Some vajinas also stink. Basic hygiene. Nut you are right, I mean if everyone care about the hygiene we would not have lived this pandemic crap.
It is not to show up but my ex was telling me that my skin smell was too good. So holy thing about me would be real  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Repent
Confess your sins, my child!
After you
Oh. I am the holy, my children. There is no a single sin coming from me.
I like chocolate
Dairy milk
Is that a sin?
Is that a sin you ask huh! Shame on my child. Prepare yourself for whips.
Walnut
Or your nuts
My nuts are also holy. Licking those will open doors of heaven to the end.
Do you wash
Of course. What kind of question is this? Not specifically tho.
I took shower everyday my child. Naturally my nuts are being washed there too.
It's a question because
Some balls stink
Well. Yeah. Some vajinas also stink. Basic hygiene. Nut you are right, I mean if everyone care about the hygiene we would not have lived this pandemic crap.
It is not to show up but my ex was telling me that my skin smell was too good. So holy thing about me would be real "
What???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who knows?
I’ve seen no conclusive evidence that The Last Supper wasn’t just nibbles after a 13-man Jerusalem Jerk Circle."
And one woman ;-p might have been a bukkake |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who knows?
I’ve seen no conclusive evidence that The Last Supper wasn’t just nibbles after a 13-man Jerusalem Jerk Circle.
And one woman ;-p might have been a bukkake"
Some women are really lucky, arent they? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Repent
Confess your sins, my child!
After you
Oh. I am the holy, my children. There is no a single sin coming from me.
I like chocolate
Dairy milk
Is that a sin?
Is that a sin you ask huh! Shame on my child. Prepare yourself for whips.
Walnut
Or your nuts
My nuts are also holy. Licking those will open doors of heaven to the end.
Do you wash
Of course. What kind of question is this? Not specifically tho.
I took shower everyday my child. Naturally my nuts are being washed there too.
It's a question because
Some balls stink
Well. Yeah. Some vajinas also stink. Basic hygiene. Nut you are right, I mean if everyone care about the hygiene we would not have lived this pandemic crap.
It is not to show up but my ex was telling me that my skin smell was too good. So holy thing about me would be real
What????"
I AM THE HOLY!!!
MY NUTS ARE ALSO HOLY. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It has always been there but
I was blind to see it
deaf to hear it
senseless to feel it.
Guys. Jesus would not approve this place, would he?"
He does not judge |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Repent
Confess your sins, my child!
After you
Oh. I am the holy, my children. There is no a single sin coming from me.
I like chocolate
Dairy milk
Is that a sin?
Is that a sin you ask huh! Shame on my child. Prepare yourself for whips.
Walnut
Or your nuts
My nuts are also holy. Licking those will open doors of heaven to the end.
Do you wash
Of course. What kind of question is this? Not specifically tho.
I took shower everyday my child. Naturally my nuts are being washed there too.
It's a question because
Some balls stink
Well. Yeah. Some vajinas also stink. Basic hygiene. Nut you are right, I mean if everyone care about the hygiene we would not have lived this pandemic crap.
It is not to show up but my ex was telling me that my skin smell was too good. So holy thing about me would be real
What????
I AM THE HOLY!!!
MY NUTS ARE ALSO HOLY. "
No |
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"It has always been there but
I was blind to see it
deaf to hear it
senseless to feel it.
Guys. Jesus would not approve this place, would he?
He does not judge "
Nah, we leave that to Rinder, Judy, Romnesh or Dredd amongst others  |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"It has always been there but
I was blind to see it
deaf to hear it
senseless to feel it.
Guys. Jesus would not approve this place, would he?"
It’s only coverting they neighbours ox if the neighbour doesn’t know about it….
If they know about it then it’s sharing an admiration 
…. And there ends today’s lesson |
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