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Apparently it's lie to Posh week
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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I hate lies as a rule. Bloody stupid and pointless, they hurt people and wreck really good things. And I appear to be being a magnet for lies of all sizes this week (even the butcher got in on that shiz) 
So I'm taking one for the team dudes! If you feel the need to lie to anyone else, don't.... lie to me instead. Right here. I can take it.
Gimme your best shots  |
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Due to my government being overthrown all my riches are held in a Swiss bank account, if you send me a pair of flip flops and some of your used panties, I will be able to release my fortune and send you 10,000,000,000 usd
Crown Prince porkie pie |
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"I hate lies as a rule. Bloody stupid and pointless, they hurt people and wreck really good things. And I appear to be being a magnet for lies of all sizes this week (even the butcher got in on that shiz)
So I'm taking one for the team dudes! If you feel the need to lie to anyone else, don't.... lie to me instead. Right here. I can take it.
Gimme your best shots "
Your in the wrong place for social morality. If anything, it's more morally bankrupt here then when out in public. Although vI suspect people are more mean and nasty hiding behind a screen and anonymous. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Gimme your best shots
I don’t think you can take my best shots!
Liar
(Prove it)
I don’t want you to name a time and a place!
Liar
I don’t feel a road trip coming on!"
Promises promises! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Due to my government being overthrown all my riches are held in a Swiss bank account, if you send me a pair of flip flops and some of your used panties, I will be able to release my fortune and send you 10,000,000,000 usd
Crown Prince porkie pie"
That's so not a lie!!
I'm in |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I hate lies as a rule. Bloody stupid and pointless, they hurt people and wreck really good things. And I appear to be being a magnet for lies of all sizes this week (even the butcher got in on that shiz)
So I'm taking one for the team dudes! If you feel the need to lie to anyone else, don't.... lie to me instead. Right here. I can take it.
Gimme your best shots
Your in the wrong place for social morality. If anything, it's more morally bankrupt here then when out in public. Although vI suspect people are more mean and nasty hiding behind a screen and anonymous."
Oh I didn't say at any point that this was anything to do with fab! |
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over a year ago
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"I hate lies as a rule. Bloody stupid and pointless, they hurt people and wreck really good things. And I appear to be being a magnet for lies of all sizes this week (even the butcher got in on that shiz)
So I'm taking one for the team dudes! If you feel the need to lie to anyone else, don't.... lie to me instead. Right here. I can take it.
Gimme your best shots "
"You don't smell" (to the  ) |
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"I hate lies as a rule. Bloody stupid and pointless, they hurt people and wreck really good things. And I appear to be being a magnet for lies of all sizes this week (even the butcher got in on that shiz)
So I'm taking one for the team dudes! If you feel the need to lie to anyone else, don't.... lie to me instead. Right here. I can take it.
Gimme your best shots "
Ok Posh - here goes.
I’m not primarily on fab for the fucking amazing sex I’ve had in the past (nearly) 8 years - I’m just here for the social side! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I hate lies as a rule. Bloody stupid and pointless, they hurt people and wreck really good things. And I appear to be being a magnet for lies of all sizes this week (even the butcher got in on that shiz)
So I'm taking one for the team dudes! If you feel the need to lie to anyone else, don't.... lie to me instead. Right here. I can take it.
Gimme your best shots
"You don't smell" (to the )"
Was gonna say.... I totally do!  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Sorry posh I can’t do it I’m not interested in blowing your back out "
Ok.... my back? Or my back door?
Cos you're a bit late if you want to blow my back out  |
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over a year ago
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"Sorry posh I can’t do it I’m not interested in blowing your back out
Ok.... my back? Or my back door?
Cos you're a bit late if you want to blow my back out "
I just said I didn’t posh come on keep up |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I hate lies as a rule. Bloody stupid and pointless, they hurt people and wreck really good things. And I appear to be being a magnet for lies of all sizes this week (even the butcher got in on that shiz)
So I'm taking one for the team dudes! If you feel the need to lie to anyone else, don't.... lie to me instead. Right here. I can take it.
Gimme your best shots
Ok Posh - here goes.
I’m not primarily on fab for the fucking amazing sex I’ve had in the past (nearly) 8 years - I’m just here for the social side! "
Peachy! I'm so shocked and surprised  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Butcher ??
Yep. Not you. The butcher here.
Had to clarify
Crikey! I thought you, too Grumpling!  "
Now I'm concerned.
GRUMPY DIDN'T LIE TO ME!!
Hope that's cleared that up.
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Aw, afternoon PoshPants. 
In the spirit of the thread, I'm never having sex again! X
And in the same spirit I will shag everyone  "
That made me laugh way too much |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I can’t do it Posh. Sorry.
Oooh. So because I've asked for a lie.... that means you can! Hit me!
Ok…..I hate chocolate . It’s foul and should be banned "
Liar! |
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"Aw, afternoon PoshPants.
In the spirit of the thread, I'm never having sex again! X
And in the same spirit I will shag everyone "
You calling me a Ho, Saffy?
You're not wrong, like. Just wanting to clarify |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"OK Posh, lie on its way...
I can't stand you and don't like any of your pics! You'll never get your hands down my pants.
Ooh, I'm such a liar!!
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Only one lie per person.... I must take your first answer  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Sorry posh I can’t do it I’m not interested in blowing your back out
Ok.... my back? Or my back door?
Cos you're a bit late if you want to blow my back out
I just said I didn’t posh come on keep up"
But.... now I'm so confoosed |
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"Aw, afternoon PoshPants.
In the spirit of the thread, I'm never having sex again! X
I could never believe that!
I don't even remember sex!"
Me neither. I think I'm doing the sex again tonight. Or am I?
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Aw, afternoon PoshPants.
In the spirit of the thread, I'm never having sex again! X
I could never believe that!
I don't even remember sex!
I’ve never had it. "
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Aw, afternoon PoshPants.
In the spirit of the thread, I'm never having sex again! X
And in the same spirit I will shag everyone
You calling me a Ho, Saffy?
You're not wrong, like. Just wanting to clarify "
Ho Ho Ho  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Aw, afternoon PoshPants.
In the spirit of the thread, I'm never having sex again! X
I could never believe that!
I don't even remember sex!
Me neither. I think I'm doing the sex again tonight. Or am I?
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"Aw, afternoon PoshPants.
In the spirit of the thread, I'm never having sex again! X
And in the same spirit I will shag everyone
You calling me a Ho, Saffy?
You're not wrong, like. Just wanting to clarify
Ho Ho Ho "
(Slapper)
Nope. Still not an emoji |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Aw, afternoon PoshPants.
In the spirit of the thread, I'm never having sex again! X
And in the same spirit I will shag everyone
You calling me a Ho, Saffy?
You're not wrong, like. Just wanting to clarify
Ho Ho Ho
(Slapper)
Nope. Still not an emoji "
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I have not purchased two doughnuts this morning solely because they are Halloween themed. I have also not devoured them before the evening because I have such self restrain."
Liar! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I am not going to open the bottle of wine as soon as I get in. And I'm not going eat my body weight in chocolate either.
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I accept your first as a lie...
The second not so much..... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I don’t want to watch you and Rach do rude stuff to each other over and over again
Pervert
I see no lie in your assessment "
I'm not the one doing the lying here! |
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"I am not going to open the bottle of wine as soon as I get in. And I'm not going eat my body weight in chocolate either.
I accept your first as a lie...
The second not so much..... "
Ok I will not attempt to eat my body weight in chocolate  |
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"I don’t want to watch you and Rach do rude stuff to each other over and over again
Pervert
I see no lie in your assessment
I'm not the one doing the lying here!"
Maybe you should just lay where you are and let us all go to work |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I am not going to open the bottle of wine as soon as I get in. And I'm not going eat my body weight in chocolate either.
I accept your first as a lie...
The second not so much.....
Ok I will not attempt to eat my body weight in chocolate "
Better
Just don't attempt mine. That's impossible! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I don’t want to watch you and Rach do rude stuff to each other over and over again
Pervert
I see no lie in your assessment
I'm not the one doing the lying here!
Maybe you should just lay where you are and let us all go to work "
I'm in! |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
grangemouth |
"I am currently not listening to Rammstein.
At all.
Never have.
Who are Rammstein?
I was doing that earlier"
And to be clear, I'm singing along at full volume, to get my revenge on my neighbours' playing dance music at 3 am! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I am currently not listening to Rammstein.
At all.
Never have.
Who are Rammstein?
I was doing that earlier
And to be clear, I'm singing along at full volume, to get my revenge on my neighbours' playing dance music at 3 am!"
Awesome! |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
grangemouth |
"I am currently not listening to Rammstein.
At all.
Never have.
Who are Rammstein?
I was doing that earlier
And to be clear, I'm singing along at full volume, to get my revenge on my neighbours' playing dance music at 3 am!
Awesome!"
And in way is Metallica doing 'So What?' up next! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I promise I didn’t use the last of the milk at work and put the empty bottle back in the fridge rather than Ali 5 mins to the shop to replace it. "
It's you!
You're the milk non replacer! |
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"OK Posh, lie on its way...
I can't stand you and don't like any of your pics! You'll never get your hands down my pants.
Ooh, I'm such a liar!!
Only one lie per person.... I must take your first answer "
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Thanks to the concerned folk by the way.... I'm absolutely ok, Grumpy is not the butcher I'm referring to (he could never lie to me cos I know him too well and also he's not a lying liarpants), and the lying people are absolutely not on the thread, and 100% NOT _eardybob. Just to clear that up |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"OK Posh, lie on its way...
I can't stand you and don't like any of your pics! You'll never get your hands down my pants.
Ooh, I'm such a liar!!
Only one lie per person.... I must take your first answer
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Aww don't be sad!! I've got big hands. They probably won't fit in your pants |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Posh, I really don’t like it when come on here asking for dick pics or other intimate shots; it makes me feel demeaned and I only respond under duress after a long time"
Ok.... gimme a sec to figure this....
Saisei...... this is the 94,536th time I've asked. Send me your willy please |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm currently in the process of joining a local nunnery
Long process?
Asking for me....
The born again repenting section is testing but I'm sure it'll be a breeze"
Well I think my virginity grew back, so that's a start |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
grangemouth |
"I’m leaving fab to join the WI. I’m quite frankly bored of posting pics of my tits
You think the WI would approve
Of my tits, absolutely ?"
I'm sure that they would hold something against you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Posh, I really don’t like it when come on here asking for dick pics or other intimate shots; it makes me feel demeaned and I only respond under duress after a long time
Ok.... gimme a sec to figure this....
Saisei...... this is the 94,536th time I've asked. Send me your willy please "
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"OK Posh, lie on its way...
I can't stand you and don't like any of your pics! You'll never get your hands down my pants.
Ooh, I'm such a liar!!
Only one lie per person.... I must take your first answer
Aww don't be sad!! I've got big hands. They probably won't fit in your pants "
OK, you can pull them down then
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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Posh, I really don’t like it when come on here asking for dick pics or other intimate shots; it makes me feel demeaned and I only respond under duress after a long time
Ok.... gimme a sec to figure this....
Saisei...... this is the 94,536th time I've asked. Send me your willy please "
I’d have thought you’d have got the message that it’s not on, given that I’ve only complied 94,535 times…. Jeez, take a hint….. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Posh, I really don’t like it when come on here asking for dick pics or other intimate shots; it makes me feel demeaned and I only respond under duress after a long time
Ok.... gimme a sec to figure this....
Saisei...... this is the 94,536th time I've asked. Send me your willy please
I’d have thought you’d have got the message that it’s not on, given that I’ve only complied 94,535 times…. Jeez, take a hint….."
Sorry, my inbox was full that last time. Try again? |
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Posh as lies are horrible 
