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over a year ago
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I've just heard an advert with Jingle Bells on it. The clocks haven't even gone back ffs. Just stop, I don't want to hear about that wretched celebration until at least December 23rd*
*I know this isn't realistic, I still feel guilty about the look of disappointment on her ladyships face when she surprised me with an advent calendar a few weeks back and I didn't react with the correct level of excitement   
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"I've just heard an advert with Jingle Bells on it. The clocks haven't even gone back ffs. Just stop, I don't want to hear about that wretched celebration until at least December 23rd*
*I know this isn't realistic, I still feel guilty about the look of disappointment on her ladyships face when she surprised me with an advent calendar a few weeks back and I didn't react with the correct level of excitement
Mr"
The christmas music channel is on already and playing christmas songs all day |
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"I've just heard an advert with Jingle Bells on it. The clocks haven't even gone back ffs. Just stop, I don't want to hear about that wretched celebration until at least December 23rd*
*I know this isn't realistic, I still feel guilty about the look of disappointment on her ladyships face when she surprised me with an advent calendar a few weeks back and I didn't react with the correct level of excitement
Mr"
awww come on Grinch ! I’ve already got Christmas music on x |
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"I've just heard an advert with Jingle Bells on it. The clocks haven't even gone back ffs. Just stop, I don't want to hear about that wretched celebration until at least December 23rd*
*I know this isn't realistic, I still feel guilty about the look of disappointment on her ladyships face when she surprised me with an advent calendar a few weeks back and I didn't react with the correct level of excitement
Mr"
I know, I was so excited to show you because it had planets on it and you love the universe and all things particle related. It's like living with my own Sheldon from Big Bang Theory
NBVN x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I can deal with buying box or tubs of chocs. Or getting together, week by week, a little food hamper.
Definitely not thinking about pressies or decorations |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've just heard an advert with Jingle Bells on it. The clocks haven't even gone back ffs. Just stop, I don't want to hear about that wretched celebration until at least December 23rd*
*I know this isn't realistic, I still feel guilty about the look of disappointment on her ladyships face when she surprised me with an advent calendar a few weeks back and I didn't react with the correct level of excitement
Mr
I know, I was so excited to show you because it had planets on it and you love the universe and all things particle related. It's like living with my own Sheldon from Big Bang Theory
NBVN x"
I know, and I'm sorry I didn't react appropriately xxx
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"I can deal with buying box or tubs of chocs. Or getting together, week by week, a little food hamper.
Definitely not thinking about pressies or decorations "
See, this is the thin end of the wedge- except in my case its fat wedge. These things appear and are presented as being for Christmas but in reality they're simply too truck me into consuming an extra 1000kcal a week from October onwards
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"M&S in L Spa had mince pies and Christmas puddings out at the end of September, shouldn't be allowed "
Indeed, where did that thread go that was asking what you'd do if you were Prime Minister? I have my answer.
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"Monday night at 23.00 I was watching teems of guys with cherry pickers, fitting the Christmas lights up in the rain. "
See, I would have said let's wait till it stops raining, we're bound to have a dry night at some point in the next 2 months 
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"M&S in L Spa had mince pies and Christmas puddings out at the end of September, shouldn't be allowed "
Mincepies are for life, not just Christmas!
I just make do with Eccles Cakes or Godcakes the rest of the year  |
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"I agree. And since when has Halloween been a bloody three week thing. "
I went to Stratford Upon Avon about a week ago. Not a sausage in the windows for Halloween, but Christmas was in at least one |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I agree. And since when has Halloween been a bloody three week thing.
You're right, it should be at least a 4 week thing "
Agreed. 
I've started Christmas shopping because I enjoy it and like being organised but my main focus is transforming my house in to a witches den for annual photos to send to an adorable couple. |
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"I still feel guilty about the look of disappointment on her ladyships face when she surprised me with an advent calendar a few weeks back and I didn't react with the correct level of excitement
Mr
Did it have 64 doors on it and you had nowhere to put it "
Not 64 doors but the fact it's balanced on my printer probably answers the other question.
I'm trying to forget it exists so I don't get tempted.
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"I've just heard an advert with Jingle Bells on it. The clocks haven't even gone back ffs. Just stop, I don't want to hear about that wretched celebration until at least December 23rd*
*I know this isn't realistic, I still feel guilty about the look of disappointment on her ladyships face when she surprised me with an advent calendar a few weeks back and I didn't react with the correct level of excitement
Mr"
I think it's way too early for all the Christmas adverts and displays in the shops and I've already seen them on TV too....ffs...sure it gets earlier every year!! |
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"Yay another Grinch
But unfortunately for him he lives with one of Santa's helpers  
NBVN x"
I love you NBVN but if you started singing Christmas songs in November I may just have to send you to the north pole. |
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"Yay another Grinch
But unfortunately for him he lives with one of Santa's helpers
NBVN x
I love you NBVN but if you started singing Christmas songs in November I may just have to send you to the north pole. "
I am dying to burst into song now...
NBVN x |
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"Yay another Grinch
But unfortunately for him he lives with one of Santa's helpers
NBVN x
I love you NBVN but if you started singing Christmas songs in November I may just have to send you to the north pole. "
Thank you, you really are as wonderful and clever as I always thought
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"I had my first mince pie 2 weeks ago and it was bloody delicious
Blasphemy
Christmas should be contained to the month of December, preferably only days with double digits  "
See, its comments like these that make you guys stand out as being sensible people
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"Yay another Grinch
But unfortunately for him he lives with one of Santa's helpers
NBVN x
I love you NBVN but if you started singing Christmas songs in November I may just have to send you to the north pole.
I am dying to burst into song now...
NBVN x"
Seriously I will bundle you into a box and post you, sure Mr will help |
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"I had my first mince pie 2 weeks ago and it was bloody delicious
Blasphemy
Christmas should be contained to the month of December, preferably only days with double digits
See, its comments like these that make you guys stand out as being sensible people
Mr"
It's me, Mrs KC, who keeps us on the Christmas straight and narrow. Mr KC is losing it in his old age - he assisted our daughter in putting up the tree even before the school Christmas holidays started! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've just heard an advert with Jingle Bells on it. The clocks haven't even gone back ffs. Just stop, I don't want to hear about that wretched celebration until at least December 23rd*
*I know this isn't realistic, I still feel guilty about the look of disappointment on her ladyships face when she surprised me with an advent calendar a few weeks back and I didn't react with the correct level of excitement
Mr
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I have a deal with the family not to mention Christmas until after my birthday (December 4th)
Doughnut |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yay another Grinch
But unfortunately for him he lives with one of Santa's helpers
NBVN x
I love you NBVN but if you started singing Christmas songs in November I may just have to send you to the north pole.
I am dying to burst into song now...
NBVN x
Seriously I will bundle you into a box and post you, sure Mr will help "
Are you meaning to sound sexy as you threaten me cos it's working
NBVN x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yay another Grinch
But unfortunately for him he lives with one of Santa's helpers
NBVN x
I love you NBVN but if you started singing Christmas songs in November I may just have to send you to the north pole.
I am dying to burst into song now...
NBVN x
Seriously I will bundle you into a box and post you, sure Mr will help "
Absolutely - and that's a wonderful idea too. When we've done her can you post me too if I provide a stamped addressed box? Somewhere really remote where people are too busy living to notice it's that dreaded time of year - better still somewhere remote without anyone else.
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"Yay another Grinch
But unfortunately for him he lives with one of Santa's helpers
NBVN x
I love you NBVN but if you started singing Christmas songs in November I may just have to send you to the north pole.
I am dying to burst into song now...
NBVN x
Seriously I will bundle you into a box and post you, sure Mr will help
Are you meaning to sound sexy as you threaten me cos it's working
NBVN x"
Well I was going to say the boot of my car but worried you'd enjoy that too much |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've just heard an advert with Jingle Bells on it. The clocks haven't even gone back ffs. Just stop, I don't want to hear about that wretched celebration until at least December 23rd*
*I know this isn't realistic, I still feel guilty about the look of disappointment on her ladyships face when she surprised me with an advent calendar a few weeks back and I didn't react with the correct level of excitement
Mr
I have a deal with the family not to mention Christmas until after my birthday (December 4th)
Doughnut "
I like your style, what was your bargaining chip?
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"Yay another Grinch
But unfortunately for him he lives with one of Santa's helpers
NBVN x
I love you NBVN but if you started singing Christmas songs in November I may just have to send you to the north pole.
I am dying to burst into song now...
NBVN x
Seriously I will bundle you into a box and post you, sure Mr will help
Absolutely - and that's a wonderful idea too. When we've done her can you post me too if I provide a stamped addressed box? Somewhere really remote where people are too busy living to notice it's that dreaded time of year - better still somewhere remote without anyone else.
Mr"
Deal some uninhibited island somewhere tropical do you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yay another Grinch
But unfortunately for him he lives with one of Santa's helpers
NBVN x
I love you NBVN but if you started singing Christmas songs in November I may just have to send you to the north pole.
I am dying to burst into song now...
NBVN x
Seriously I will bundle you into a box and post you, sure Mr will help
Are you meaning to sound sexy as you threaten me cos it's working
NBVN x
Well I was going to say the boot of my car but worried you'd enjoy that too much "
Phwoar
NBVN x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yay another Grinch
But unfortunately for him he lives with one of Santa's helpers
NBVN x
I love you NBVN but if you started singing Christmas songs in November I may just have to send you to the north pole.
I am dying to burst into song now...
NBVN x
Seriously I will bundle you into a box and post you, sure Mr will help
Are you meaning to sound sexy as you threaten me cos it's working
NBVN x
Well I was going to say the boot of my car but worried you'd enjoy that too much "
Oh god, don't say things like that, I still get referred to as being a bit r@pey after the back of the van incident with her
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yay another Grinch
But unfortunately for him he lives with one of Santa's helpers
NBVN x
I love you NBVN but if you started singing Christmas songs in November I may just have to send you to the north pole.
I am dying to burst into song now...
NBVN x
Seriously I will bundle you into a box and post you, sure Mr will help
Are you meaning to sound sexy as you threaten me cos it's working
NBVN x
Well I was going to say the boot of my car but worried you'd enjoy that too much
Oh god, don't say things like that, I still get referred to as being a bit r@pey after the back of the van incident with her
Mr"
Double phwoar
NBVN x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yay another Grinch
But unfortunately for him he lives with one of Santa's helpers
NBVN x
I love you NBVN but if you started singing Christmas songs in November I may just have to send you to the north pole.
I am dying to burst into song now...
NBVN x
Seriously I will bundle you into a box and post you, sure Mr will help
Absolutely - and that's a wonderful idea too. When we've done her can you post me too if I provide a stamped addressed box? Somewhere really remote where people are too busy living to notice it's that dreaded time of year - better still somewhere remote without anyone else.
Mr
Deal some uninhibited island somewhere tropical do you? "
Hmm possibly, or maybe somewhere with mountains and ice - I'd need a double box then so I can bring my best mate and our climbing kit - that is the true reason to celebrate in the winter.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've just heard an advert with Jingle Bells on it. The clocks haven't even gone back ffs. Just stop, I don't want to hear about that wretched celebration until at least December 23rd*
*I know this isn't realistic, I still feel guilty about the look of disappointment on her ladyships face when she surprised me with an advent calendar a few weeks back and I didn't react with the correct level of excitement
Mr
I have a deal with the family not to mention Christmas until after my birthday (December 4th)
Doughnut
I like your style, what was your bargaining chip?
Mr"
I guilted everyone because Christmas over shadows my birthday the only one who argues is my son who starts singing carols in August
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"Yay another Grinch
But unfortunately for him he lives with one of Santa's helpers
NBVN x
I love you NBVN but if you started singing Christmas songs in November I may just have to send you to the north pole.
I am dying to burst into song now...
NBVN x
Seriously I will bundle you into a box and post you, sure Mr will help
Are you meaning to sound sexy as you threaten me cos it's working
NBVN x
Well I was going to say the boot of my car but worried you'd enjoy that too much
Oh god, don't say things like that, I still get referred to as being a bit r@pey after the back of the van incident with her
Mr"
Now that sounds like fun |
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"Jingle bells jingle bells Batman smells robin laided an egg uncle billy lost his willy on a motorbike HEY!! Jingle bells Batman smells "
Stop it. At once.
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"Yay another Grinch
But unfortunately for him he lives with one of Santa's helpers
NBVN x
I love you NBVN but if you started singing Christmas songs in November I may just have to send you to the north pole.
I am dying to burst into song now...
NBVN x
Seriously I will bundle you into a box and post you, sure Mr will help
Absolutely - and that's a wonderful idea too. When we've done her can you post me too if I provide a stamped addressed box? Somewhere really remote where people are too busy living to notice it's that dreaded time of year - better still somewhere remote without anyone else.
Mr
Deal some uninhibited island somewhere tropical do you?
Hmm possibly, or maybe somewhere with mountains and ice - I'd need a double box then so I can bring my best mate and our climbing kit - that is the true reason to celebrate in the winter.
Mr"
Hmm some Shetland Island then sorted  |
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"I've just heard an advert with Jingle Bells on it. The clocks haven't even gone back ffs. Just stop, I don't want to hear about that wretched celebration until at least December 23rd*
*I know this isn't realistic, I still feel guilty about the look of disappointment on her ladyships face when she surprised me with an advent calendar a few weeks back and I didn't react with the correct level of excitement
Mr
I have a deal with the family not to mention Christmas until after my birthday (December 4th)
Doughnut
I like your style, what was your bargaining chip?
Mr
I guilted everyone because Christmas over shadows my birthday the only one who argues is my son who starts singing carols in August
Doughnut "
I like your style. Also, despite the fact I would gag him for it, I think he is doing a good job at being a son, the best but about mums is winding them up knowing that they're always smiling at your antics really and you can get away with stiff no one else could
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"I had my first mince pie 2 weeks ago and it was bloody delicious
Blasphemy
Christmas should be contained to the month of December, preferably only days with double digits
See, its comments like these that make you guys stand out as being sensible people
Mr
It's me, Mrs KC, who keeps us on the Christmas straight and narrow. Mr KC is losing it in his old age - he assisted our daughter in putting up the tree even before the school Christmas holidays started! "
Handcuff him to a radiator on the 20th of Nov and leave home for a month.
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"Jingle bells,
Bat man smells,
Robin's flown away,
The bat mobile,
Has lost a wheel,
And landed in the hay.
Set that to music now to start off the festive season."
It’s so strange that we both have different versions of the same song |
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"Jingle bells,
Bat man smells,
Robin's flown away,
The bat mobile,
Has lost a wheel,
And landed in the hay.
Set that to music now to start off the festive season."
And you.
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"Jingle bells,
Bat man smells,
Robin's flown away,
The bat mobile,
Has lost a wheel,
And landed in the hay.
Set that to music now to start off the festive season.
It’s so strange that we both have different versions of the same song"
No, what is strange is that there are two people who believe it's socially acceptable to sing this in October.
Why oh why did we get rid of the stocks?
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"I had my first mince pie 2 weeks ago and it was bloody delicious
Blasphemy
Christmas should be contained to the month of December, preferably only days with double digits
See, its comments like these that make you guys stand out as being sensible people
Mr
It's me, Mrs KC, who keeps us on the Christmas straight and narrow. Mr KC is losing it in his old age - he assisted our daughter in putting up the tree even before the school Christmas holidays started!
Handcuff him to a radiator on the 20th of Nov and leave home for a month.
Mr"
I should be clear that TreeGate was Christmas 2020, aka the One That Never Was! I shall throw him in the dungeon after my birthday, which is reasonably close to the date you mentioned. He can come out on 24th Dec |
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"Jingle bells jingle bells Batman smells robin laided an egg uncle billy lost his willy on a motorbike HEY!! Jingle bells Batman smells
Stop it. At once.
Mr"
The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing Galway Bay
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day
You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last
The boys of the NYPD choir
Still singing Galway Bay
And the bells are ringing out
For Christmas day
Better Christmas song |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I had my first mince pie 2 weeks ago and it was bloody delicious
Blasphemy
Christmas should be contained to the month of December, preferably only days with double digits
See, its comments like these that make you guys stand out as being sensible people
Mr
It's me, Mrs KC, who keeps us on the Christmas straight and narrow. Mr KC is losing it in his old age - he assisted our daughter in putting up the tree even before the school Christmas holidays started!
Handcuff him to a radiator on the 20th of Nov and leave home for a month.
Mr
I should be clear that TreeGate was Christmas 2020, aka the One That Never Was! I shall throw him in the dungeon after my birthday, which is reasonably close to the date you mentioned. He can come out on 24th Dec "
Good woman. If you hear him singing carols, halve his rations. If that doesn't work, use a hosepipe.
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"Jingle bells jingle bells Batman smells robin laided an egg uncle billy lost his willy on a motorbike HEY!! Jingle bells Batman smells
Stop it. At once.
Mr
The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing Galway Bay
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day
You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last
The boys of the NYPD choir
Still singing Galway Bay
And the bells are ringing out
For Christmas day
Better Christmas song"
Right, why does Fab not have a psycho flag you can link to someone's profile. We could have a hot list and dangerously not right list.
Xx
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"I dreaming of a white Christmas ! Just like the ones we used to have "
I'll allow this but only because you weirdos can get all Christmas spirited while I get snow covered mountains. Win/win
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"Sorry but bah humbug!
Nothing to apologise for (unless I've got the wrong end of the stick and you're calling me a bah humbug?)
Mr"
Lol no not you. This is how I feel about Xmas x |
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So, I've had a quick count and I'm pleased to announce that more of you are normal, good, decent, kind, caring and generally decent folk than not. As for the rest of you, honestly, its not big, it's not clever, just behave
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"I've just heard an advert with Jingle Bells on it. The clocks haven't even gone back ffs. Just stop, I don't want to hear about that wretched celebration until at least December 23rd*
*I know this isn't realistic, I still feel guilty about the look of disappointment on her ladyships face when she surprised me with an advent calendar a few weeks back and I didn't react with the correct level of excitement
Mr"
OMG
I'm not a massive Christmas fan myself. They played Mariah Carey in Leeds Market today. Bah humbug. |
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