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"Pasta sauce seems to love my crisp white shirts  "
Isn’t this a universal law of life? If it doesn’t matter how dirty you get then you stay clean. If you have to stay spotless then you are guaranteed to spill something. |
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By *aui.Man
over a year ago
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I was eating a mince pie the other day (don’t judge, as far as I’m concerned it’s mince pie season now). Anyway I had a black T-shirt on. It ended up covered in crumbs and icing sugar, it looked like a photo of the milky way when I’d finished |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Yes sadly, my bib boobs seem to sadly attract every crumb going if I eat any pastry. Such a nightmare. 
I don’t know what it’s called but that sausage roll type pastry is the worst"
Yes, puff pastry! I'm sorry to read it also affects man cleavage, my thoughts are with you at this troubling time. |
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By *aui.Man
over a year ago
around here |
"Yes sadly, my bib boobs seem to sadly attract every crumb going if I eat any pastry. Such a nightmare.
I don’t know what it’s called but that sausage roll type pastry is the worst
Yes, puff pastry! I'm sorry to read it also affects man cleavage, my thoughts are with you at this troubling time. "
It’s a terrible affliction I live with daily |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I still manage to drop food down myself most days. Please tell me I’m not the only one that does that?"
Yep, all the time. We have a contest in our house to see who can do it first ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep. I think it's because there's more travel time involved from plate to mouth thanks to the boobage 
That plus the fact I'm a fat fuck and shovel it in  "
I love you for this x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m really clumsy. The other week I accidentally dropped some glass weighing scales over my toilet, as I reached up to put them on the shelf.
Scales fucked and glass absolutely everywhere. Plus it knocked a great big chunk of porcelain off the loo, which water started leaking out of  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes that’s why I have boobs I can save stuff for later  "
Yeah, random snacks! I had a couple of Skittles fall out of mine the other night. A tasty treat, even if the colouring had gone on my boobs |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Yes that’s why I have boobs I can save stuff for later
Yeah, random snacks! I had a couple of Skittles fall out of mine the other night. A tasty treat, even if the colouring had gone on my boobs "
Haha |
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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago
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"Yes that’s why I have boobs I can save stuff for later
Yeah, random snacks! I had a couple of Skittles fall out of mine the other night. A tasty treat, even if the colouring had gone on my boobs "
I’ve always loved big boobs, but now I know there may be snacks available it’s a whole new level of adoration.
Is there any way you, Belle and Meli could arrange yourselves in starter, main and dessert order?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes that’s why I have boobs I can save stuff for later
Yeah, random snacks! I had a couple of Skittles fall out of mine the other night. A tasty treat, even if the colouring had gone on my boobs
I’ve always loved big boobs, but now I know there may be snacks available it’s a whole new level of adoration.
Is there any way you, Belle and Meli could arrange yourselves in starter, main and dessert order? "
I’ll be dessert! As I’m incredibly sweet-toothed (hence the Skittles). |
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