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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oohh it's tipsy Tuesday anyone else? apart from you Ryan that's a given!
I'm on the wagon. Back in training now and only drink on a Friday"
Training for what???  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oohh it's tipsy Tuesday anyone else? apart from you Ryan that's a given!
I'm on the wagon. Back in training now and only drink on a FridayTraining for what??? "
Charity wankathon? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've given up drink due to drinking way too much the other weekend. Damn my Scottish friends are bad influence 
Won't last I'll fancy a glass of wine or two by the weekend I bet |
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"Oohh it's tipsy Tuesday anyone else? apart from you Ryan that's a given!
I'm on the wagon. Back in training now and only drink on a Fryday"
3 bacon egg & mushroom butties washed down with a bottle of JD seems perfectly acceptable to me young fella me lad  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Oohh it's tipsy Tuesday anyone else? apart from you Ryan that's a given!
I'm on the wagon. Back in training now and only drink on a Fryday
3 bacon egg & mushroom butties washed down with a bottle of JD seems perfectly acceptable to me young fella me lad "
Lol I had to go and read my post again. Didn't think even I could misspell Friday |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Urgh rough as a badgers arse 
Serves you right on a school night. Hurry up mrs Jarvis needs her ball cock replacing !"
I'll get one of the minions to do that! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Nope ...after wobbly wednesday, titivating thursday...i just cant wait for fucking friday!
Feels like fucking Friday. I have jelly legswait til sexy saturday and sensual sunday! "
I would need one of those dogs with a barrel round it's neck lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just bought two bottles of wine... mmmmmmm
Looks like you pinched them off of an airplane "
they are only baby bottles.. hell i couldn't finish a whole bottle by myself it would just go to waste. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"I just bought two bottles of wine... mmmmmmm
Looks like you pinched them off of an airplane
they are only baby bottles.. hell i couldn't finish a whole bottle by myself it would just go to waste. "
I wasn't sure if it was the size of the bottles or the size of your boobs lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just bought two bottles of wine... mmmmmmm
Looks like you pinched them off of an airplane
they are only baby bottles.. hell i couldn't finish a whole bottle by myself it would just go to waste.
I wasn't sure if it was the size of the bottles or the size of your boobs lol"
i have a full size bottle if you'd like a comparison Ryan lol |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I just bought two bottles of wine... mmmmmmm
Looks like you pinched them off of an airplane
they are only baby bottles.. hell i couldn't finish a whole bottle by myself it would just go to waste.
I wasn't sure if it was the size of the bottles or the size of your boobs lol
i have a full size bottle if you'd like a comparison Ryan lol "
Yea go on see if it gets lost |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is no need to be jealous. I am administering it myself
Pffft now what do i do with this oil I've been and bought?
I told you that you weren't lubing my bottom  "
spoil sport  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is no need to be jealous. I am administering it myself
Could I please have one too ? 
Yeah, me too!!
Foot needs to come into play now  "
Either that or you have a queue |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"There is no need to be jealous. I am administering it myself
Could I please have one too ?
Yeah, me too!!
Foot needs to come into play now
Either that or you have a queue"
As long as you realise I'm going first. After all, I'm the one with the jelly legs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is no need to be jealous. I am administering it myself
Could I please have one too ?
Yeah, me too!!
Foot needs to come into play now
Either that or you have a queue
As long as you realise I'm going first. After all, I'm the one with the jelly legs"
Lucky you |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Turned over a new leaf. Apparently cribbage drives the women nuts 
Phworrr......did someone mention cribbage
Told you all it's a guaranteed winner "
better get in practise for your UK tour... Whiskey first!! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Turned over a new leaf. Apparently cribbage drives the women nuts
Phworrr......did someone mention cribbage
Told you all it's a guaranteed winner
better get in practise for your UK tour... Whiskey first!! "
Nope my body is a temple |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For god's sake someone point out to me that 10.20pm is not a good time to post a "would like to meet today", and send me to bed!!!
If only the naughty step were the worst thing I could do... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Turned over a new leaf. Apparently cribbage drives the women nuts
Phworrr......did someone mention cribbage
Told you all it's a guaranteed winner
better get in practise for your UK tour... Whiskey first!!
Nope my body is a temple "
Temple's exist to be worshipped, or defiled. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"For god's sake someone point out to me that 10.20pm is not a good time to post a "would like to meet today", and send me to bed!!!
If only the naughty step were the worst thing I could do..."
10.20pn is not a good time to post a meet today |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Turned over a new leaf. Apparently cribbage drives the women nuts
Phworrr......did someone mention cribbage
Told you all it's a guaranteed winner
better get in practise for your UK tour... Whiskey first!!
Nope my body is a temple "
is that one of the temples is Greece that are in ruins?? |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Turned over a new leaf. Apparently cribbage drives the women nuts
Phworrr......did someone mention cribbage
Told you all it's a guaranteed winner
better get in practise for your UK tour... Whiskey first!!
Nope my body is a temple
Temple's exist to be worshipped, or defiled. "
I do worship it. I'm drooling over it as we speak  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Turned over a new leaf. Apparently cribbage drives the women nuts
Phworrr......did someone mention cribbage
Told you all it's a guaranteed winner
better get in practise for your UK tour... Whiskey first!!
Nope my body is a temple
is that one of the temples is Greece that are in ruins?? "
Mine doesn't attract so many tourists lol |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Turned over a new leaf. Apparently cribbage drives the women nuts
Phworrr......did someone mention cribbage
Told you all it's a guaranteed winner
better get in practise for your UK tour... Whiskey first!!
Nope my body is a temple
is that one of the temples is Greece that are in ruins??
Mine doesn't attract so many tourists lol"
just got to declare yourself as a Buddha, and you will win hands down.....  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Turned over a new leaf. Apparently cribbage drives the women nuts
Phworrr......did someone mention cribbage
Told you all it's a guaranteed winner
better get in practise for your UK tour... Whiskey first!!
Nope my body is a temple
is that one of the temples is Greece that are in ruins??
Mine doesn't attract so many tourists lol
just got to declare yourself as a Buddha, and you will win hands down..... "
Good plan lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fancy getting tipsy tonight!!
Snap
If we get tipsy together, would you keep me out of trouble?? "
Well I am definitely capable of that as wasn't in the mood in the end so sober instead
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