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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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now if there were really such a thing as a time machine...and you only had one go on it..
i think i would transport myself back to that magical age when I was 4(1966)
looking out of the window stood on a chair watching all my siblings march off to school to leave me all alone at last with my mum (sadly both parents died when i was young so have happy memories)
not for me being stuck in front of dvd's videos computer games or 24 hour kids t.v. (they didn't exist of course...just a little black and white set with two channels and lots of interference...especially if farnborough air show was on)
and so a full day where my mum would talk to me as she did her housework and laugh with me...stopping occasionally to share a cup of coffee ( i was hooked even then)a game of snap,help with my paintings, watch with mother or listen with mother on the radio ( or wireless...on the light programme if you please !).
the vacuum cleaner was fireball Xl5
sheets for washing and spin drying become a play tent...in summer I "helped" with the ing ..having grown out of a worm diet by then i would avoid the squirmy things.
a trip to the shops on the bus (double decker with a conductor)and i got to press the stop button.
butchers then grocers to get "something for tea"
maybe some sweets on the way home if i didn't dawdle or wine about her chatting with friends in the street....occasionally a toy from boyd's.
i know you maybe at home now with your kids from school and i know they are a pain and always wine and winge...i know you love them but they will have happy memories also when they where four..that really innocent age ignorant of all the facts and inquisitive...not been sworn at ...no worries at all except making sure you get your shoes on the right feet and brushing your teeth..when football results didnt ruin your weekend and you were not hindered with the curse of adult afflictions like sex ! ( euuwww !)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"awwwww sweet 
erm where are the monsters under the bed then? lol was getting all excited
oh they were there ...the bastards  "
lol fairy dust gets rid of em |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"awwwww sweet
erm where are the monsters under the bed then? lol was getting all excited
oh they were there ...the bastards
lol fairy dust gets rid of em"
i want my mummy  (sob !) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Agreed
What happened to slavemaster? He didn't last long??? 
not enough slaves ... or he wasn't masterful 
Maybe the monster under his bed got him! "
*giggles and falls off chair |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Agreed
What happened to slavemaster? He didn't last long???
not enough slaves ... or he wasn't masterful
Maybe the monster under his bed got him!
*giggles and falls off chair "
actually i wasn't on chair, was on bed, now under bed .... arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh monsters got meeeee toooooooooooooo eeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk........ |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
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"Agreed
What happened to slavemaster? He didn't last long???
not enough slaves ... or he wasn't masterful
Maybe the monster under his bed got him!
*giggles and falls off chair "
Well on Fab a week and posts on this thread and BAMB! gone! Think it was them there under the bed dwellers that dragged him under! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Agreed
What happened to slavemaster? He didn't last long???
not enough slaves ... or he wasn't masterful
Maybe the monster under his bed got him!
*giggles and falls off chair
Well on Fab a week and posts on this thread and BAMB! gone! Think it was them there under the bed dwellers that dragged him under! "
awwww poor thing ... although, his profiles still there, maybe his wife caught him and banned him from the pc .... and tied him up under the bed .... maybe it was some kind of code ... maybe she's the monster, maybe shes chopping bits of him off and eating them |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Agreed
What happened to slavemaster? He didn't last long???
not enough slaves ... or he wasn't masterful
Maybe the monster under his bed got him!
*giggles and falls off chair
Well on Fab a week and posts on this thread and BAMB! gone! Think it was them there under the bed dwellers that dragged him under!
awwww poor thing ... although, his profiles still there, maybe his wife caught him and banned him from the pc .... and tied him up under the bed .... maybe it was some kind of code ... maybe she's the monster, maybe shes chopping bits of him off and eating them "
Naaaa if he was a slavemaster he would be well in control be he have a missis or not.
Not good chopping bits off though as you can eat certain bits without chopping them off
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Agreed
What happened to slavemaster? He didn't last long???
not enough slaves ... or he wasn't masterful
Maybe the monster under his bed got him!
*giggles and falls off chair
Well on Fab a week and posts on this thread and BAMB! gone! Think it was them there under the bed dwellers that dragged him under!
awwww poor thing ... although, his profiles still there, maybe his wife caught him and banned him from the pc .... and tied him up under the bed .... maybe it was some kind of code ... maybe she's the monster, maybe shes chopping bits of him off and eating them
Naaaa if he was a slavemaster he would be well in control be he have a missis or not.
Not good chopping bits off though as you can eat certain bits without chopping them off
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ahh but he may be really submissive to his wife and just comes on here to release his frustrations by having wank fantasy's over dominating someone..... and she may want to kill him slowly whilst prolonging his agony of losing his bits with no anaesthetic
actually wonders if that may be a little excessive ... maybe he's just on holiday lol |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Agreed
What happened to slavemaster? He didn't last long???
not enough slaves ... or he wasn't masterful
Maybe the monster under his bed got him!
*giggles and falls off chair
Well on Fab a week and posts on this thread and BAMB! gone! Think it was them there under the bed dwellers that dragged him under!
awwww poor thing ... although, his profiles still there, maybe his wife caught him and banned him from the pc .... and tied him up under the bed .... maybe it was some kind of code ... maybe she's the monster, maybe shes chopping bits of him off and eating them
Naaaa if he was a slavemaster he would be well in control be he have a missis or not.
Not good chopping bits off though as you can eat certain bits without chopping them off
ahh but he may be really submissive to his wife and just comes on here to release his frustrations by having wank fantasy's over dominating someone..... and she may want to kill him slowly whilst prolonging his agony of losing his bits with no anaesthetic
actually wonders if that may be a little excessive ... maybe he's just on holiday lol "
Think i like the chopping up bit without aesthetic rather than the holiday bit. It sounds far more enthralling lol.
As for fantasies, well far more fun to play them out in reality than bash your bishop over them
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By (user no longer on site)
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Think i like the chopping up bit without aesthetic rather than the holiday bit. It sounds far more enthralling lol.
As for fantasies, well far more fun to play them out in reality than bash your bishop over them
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yeah me too, but apparently i am sick lol .... wonders where i can find a bishop this time of night?? |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
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Think i like the chopping up bit without aesthetic rather than the holiday bit. It sounds far more enthralling lol.
As for fantasies, well far more fun to play them out in reality than bash your bishop over them
yeah me too, but apparently i am sick lol .... wonders where i can find a bishop this time of night?? "
sorry to here your not well *don's white overalls and puts play stethoscope on* Maybe a full examination may sort some things out |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Think i like the chopping up bit without aesthetic rather than the holiday bit. It sounds far more enthralling lol.
As for fantasies, well far more fun to play them out in reality than bash your bishop over them
yeah me too, but apparently i am sick lol .... wonders where i can find a bishop this time of night??
sorry to here your not well *don's white overalls and puts play stethoscope on* Maybe a full examination may sort some things out"
*lies back for examination and hides bone saws ....
funny though, i though bishops carried bibles though ... not stethoscopes |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
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Think i like the chopping up bit without aesthetic rather than the holiday bit. It sounds far more enthralling lol.
As for fantasies, well far more fun to play them out in reality than bash your bishop over them
yeah me too, but apparently i am sick lol .... wonders where i can find a bishop this time of night??
sorry to here your not well *don's white overalls and puts play stethoscope on* Maybe a full examination may sort some things out
*lies back for examination and hides bone saws ....
funny though, i though bishops carried bibles though ... not stethoscopes "
He he he well thats my "examine le bird" kit lol. My bishops outfit is for other more naughty exploits |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Think i like the chopping up bit without aesthetic rather than the holiday bit. It sounds far more enthralling lol.
As for fantasies, well far more fun to play them out in reality than bash your bishop over them
yeah me too, but apparently i am sick lol .... wonders where i can find a bishop this time of night??
sorry to here your not well *don's white overalls and puts play stethoscope on* Maybe a full examination may sort some things out
*lies back for examination and hides bone saws ....
funny though, i though bishops carried bibles though ... not stethoscopes
He he he well thats my "examine le bird" kit lol. My bishops outfit is for other more naughty exploits "
ahhhh well i now have a bishop fetish i didn't know i had, so get on with it lol |
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