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"How short does a guys cock have to be for it to be considered a clit?
An how long does a womans clit have to be for it to be considered a cock?"
First answer, look in the mirror
Second answer, when a guy is about to fuck you he puts a condom on you as well as him.
Is that a good enough answer Mr Microwilly |
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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago
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"How short does a guys cock have to be for it to be considered a clit?
An how long does a womans clit have to be for it to be considered a cock?
First answer, look in the mirror
Second answer, when a guy is about to fuck you he puts a condom on you as well as him.
Is that a good enough answer Mr Microwilly"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How short does a guys cock have to be for it to be considered a clit?
An how long does a womans clit have to be for it to be considered a cock?
First answer, look in the mirror
Second answer, when a guy is about to fuck you he puts a condom on you as well as him.
Is that a good enough answer Mr Microwilly"
Ouch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How short does a guys cock have to be for it to be considered a clit?
An how long does a womans clit have to be for it to be considered a cock?
First answer, look in the mirror
Second answer, when a guy is about to fuck you he puts a condom on you as well as him.
Is that a good enough answer Mr Microwilly"
Feels enlightened now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ouch ouch ouch!!!! That hurt so bad!!
But the reality is, miss diamondsmiles doesnt upload muff pics cos she's got a cock an balls!! An a hairy bum too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ouch ouch ouch!!!! That hurt so bad!!
But the reality is, miss diamondsmiles doesnt upload muff pics cos she's got a cock an balls!! An a hairy bum too "
Ooooooooouuuuchhh!!
Ding ding round 2 |
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"Ouch ouch ouch!!!! That hurt so bad!!
But the reality is, miss diamondsmiles doesnt upload muff pics cos she's got a cock an balls!! An a hairy bum too "
Thats ok, i can bide my time, ive got a very good memory when i want. When im good and ready i shall swallow you up and hang you out to dry. But not by your cock its too small to hang anything from |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Ouch ouch ouch!!!! That hurt so bad!!
But the reality is, miss diamondsmiles doesnt upload muff pics cos she's got a cock an balls!! An a hairy bum too
Thats ok, i can bide my time, ive got a very good memory when i want. When im good and ready i shall swallow you up and hang you out to dry. But not by your cock its too small to hang anything from"
Diamond! This is my adopted baby boy you are calling Microwilly. Poor lad could be damaged for life. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ouch ouch ouch!!!! That hurt so bad!!
But the reality is, miss diamondsmiles doesnt upload muff pics cos she's got a cock an balls!! An a hairy bum too
Thats ok, i can bide my time, ive got a very good memory when i want. When im good and ready i shall swallow you up and hang you out to dry. But not by your cock its too small to hang anything from"
I'll remind you of that when your hanging off it
And swallow me up, shall i bring a plank to tie to me arse??  |
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"Ouch ouch ouch!!!! That hurt so bad!!
But the reality is, miss diamondsmiles doesnt upload muff pics cos she's got a cock an balls!! An a hairy bum too
Thats ok, i can bide my time, ive got a very good memory when i want. When im good and ready i shall swallow you up and hang you out to dry. But not by your cock its too small to hang anything from
I'll remind you of that when your hanging off it
And swallow me up, shall i bring a plank to tie to me arse?? "
Thats ok, ive still got my secret weapon hidden and i will only use it if i deem it necessary |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Diamond! This is my adopted baby boy you are calling Microwilly. Poor lad could be damaged for life."
Thanks lickety, im glad ive got someone in my corner  |
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"Ouch ouch ouch!!!! That hurt so bad!!
But the reality is, miss diamondsmiles doesnt upload muff pics cos she's got a cock an balls!! An a hairy bum too
Thats ok, i can bide my time, ive got a very good memory when i want. When im good and ready i shall swallow you up and hang you out to dry. But not by your cock its too small to hang anything from
Diamond! This is my adopted baby boy you are calling Microwilly. Poor lad could be damaged for life."
He started it miss |
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Thats ok, ive still got my secret weapon hidden and i will only use it if i deem it necessary
See i knew you had a cock  "
You carry on, playing the macho boy, i will let you have your moment of glory |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Ouch ouch ouch!!!! That hurt so bad!!
But the reality is, miss diamondsmiles doesnt upload muff pics cos she's got a cock an balls!! An a hairy bum too
Thats ok, i can bide my time, ive got a very good memory when i want. When im good and ready i shall swallow you up and hang you out to dry. But not by your cock its too small to hang anything from
Diamond! This is my adopted baby boy you are calling Microwilly. Poor lad could be damaged for life.
He started it miss"
I'll be telling him off too - I just haven't worked out his punishment. Last time I sent him to his room he asked to come into mine. Kids, eh? |
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"Ouch ouch ouch!!!! That hurt so bad!!
But the reality is, miss diamondsmiles doesnt upload muff pics cos she's got a cock an balls!! An a hairy bum too
Thats ok, i can bide my time, ive got a very good memory when i want. When im good and ready i shall swallow you up and hang you out to dry. But not by your cock its too small to hang anything from
Diamond! This is my adopted baby boy you are calling Microwilly. Poor lad could be damaged for life.
He started it miss
I'll be telling him off too - I just haven't worked out his punishment. Last time I sent him to his room he asked to come into mine. Kids, eh?"
That was because he was scared the big boys would think he was a girl only having a micro willy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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He started it miss
I'll be telling him off too - I just haven't worked out his punishment. Last time I sent him to his room he asked to come into mine. Kids, eh?"
Come into your what??  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is a microwilly one you have to heat up before you use it?
"0 to tasty In 90 seconds!".
doubt he will ever get passed 0"
Is the 0 symbolic of somethin??  |
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"How short does a guys cock have to be for it to be considered a clit?
An how long does a womans clit have to be for it to be considered a cock?
First answer, look in the mirror
Second answer, when a guy is about to fuck you he puts a condom on you as well as him.
Is that a good enough answer Mr Microwilly"
Damn PMSL, genius.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is ste being nasty to you Miss Diamond?
He will be skulking off somewhere now i have one of my secret weapons out
Is polo your secret weapon?? one of my secret weapons"
You mean you have more???? |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"Is ste being nasty to you Miss Diamond?
He will be skulking off somewhere now i have one of my secret weapons out
Is polo your secret weapon?? one of my secret weapons
You mean you have more????"
Does an evil laugh just to wind Ste up *muhahaha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is ste being nasty to you Miss Diamond?
He will be skulking off somewhere now i have one of my secret weapons out
Is polo your secret weapon?? one of my secret weapons
You mean you have more????
Does an evil laugh just to wind Ste up *muhahaha "
Shit, are you one of the weapons too??? |
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