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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Some of the excuses for not meeting someone go from the sublime to the ridiculous

Let’s have a middle button predictive text game and let’s see if we can find some new ones

I would meet you but …

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By *lwaysonmymind!Man over a year ago

Middlesbrough

I would meet you but you can get a little more money for now and I can do that tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would meet you but I’ve just joined a 12 day retreat in Somalia with my best friend, doing work shops about tantric sex AND Tarot reading divination.

… sorry

And no I won’t be meeting you after because I know I’ll come back as a changed woman!

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

I would meet but I’m cleaning out my pigeon loft

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet you but you can get a little more money for now and I can do that tomorrow "

Haha gold digger

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I would meet you but you can't have me and I will always do it again and again and they will have the best part of my body to do with him

My middle button is confused about the question I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet you but I’ve just joined a 12 day retreat in Somalia with my best friend, doing work shops about tantric sex AND Tarot reading divination.

… sorry

And no I won’t be meeting you after because I know I’ll come back as a changed woman!

And this is predictive text?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would meet you but I don't know if you have any questions

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

I would meet you but I think I can see the attached file is scanned image in PDF format

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet but I’m cleaning out my pigeon loft"

Pigeon priorities

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

Chesterfield

I would meet you but I didn’t want you in my room and you were on my phone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would meet you but I’ve just joined a 12 day retreat in Somalia with my best friend, doing work shops about tantric sex AND Tarot reading divination.

… sorry

And no I won’t be meeting you after because I know I’ll come back as a changed woman!

And this is predictive text?

I thought it was funnier than …

I would meet you but at the end of the lane lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet you but you can't have me and I will always do it again and again and they will have the best part of my body to do with him

My middle button is confused about the question I think

Nah sounds right for you

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By *isAdventure69Woman over a year ago

Hampshire

I would meet you but you didn’t want to get to the bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet you but I don't know if you have any questions"

Always have questions

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I would meet you but you can't have me and I will always do it again and again and they will have the best part of my body to do with him

My middle button is confused about the question I think

Nah sounds right for you

So I'm not meeting one person to meet at least 2 others? Hmm.

You have a point

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet you but I think I can see the attached file is scanned image in PDF format

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

I would meet you but you didn’t call me lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would meet you but you may not have a great day in London

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet you but I didn’t want you in my room and you were on my phone."

I’m sure this has been used many times before

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By *illingVicMan over a year ago

Sevenoaks

I would meet you but you don’t have a problem with your family or your employer and I have no idea what you’re going to say

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet you but I’ve just joined a 12 day retreat in Somalia with my best friend, doing work shops about tantric sex AND Tarot reading divination.

… sorry

And no I won’t be meeting you after because I know I’ll come back as a changed woman!

And this is predictive text?

I thought it was funnier than …

I would meet you but at the end of the lane lol

So much funnier

but the end of lane sounds kinky

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

I would meet you but you can send me your daddy and you will find it all in my friends house.... hmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would meet you but I don't think I will be able to get away with the other man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would meet you but I didn’t want you to think that you would have been a good one

For once a middle button thing makes at least some kind of sense

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet you but you didn’t want to get to the bed

That’s not my fault the stairs seemed like a quicker option

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet you but you didn’t call me lol "

Fair point

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS over a year ago

Carlisle

Sorry i can't meet you! I'm washing my hair tonight.

haha

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

Chesterfield

"I would meet you but I didn’t want you in my room and you were on my phone.

I’m sure this has been used many times before

It has a ring of truth about it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet you but you can send me your daddy and you will find it all in my friends house.... hmmmm

This is meant to be predictive text

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet you but I don't think I will be able to get away with the other man "

They could always join in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would meet you but can’t get help with the other stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet you but I didn’t want you to think that you would have been a good one

For once a middle button thing makes at least some kind of sense "

That’s a hard rejection to take

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

"I would meet you but you can send me your daddy and you will find it all in my friends house.... hmmmm

This is meant to be predictive text

The middle button doesn't lie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sorry i can't meet you! I'm washing my hair tonight.

haha "

Sounds like a copy and paste excuse

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet you but can’t get help with the other stuff "

Reasonable excuse I think

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would meet you but you may not have a chance for a walk away but if we don't have any more than just a few couples in a few weeks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet you but you can send me your daddy and you will find it all in my friends house.... hmmmm

This is meant to be predictive text

The middle button doesn't lie

Let me know how your inbox goes today from all the ‘daddy’s’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would meet you but I am just getting back off work and I’ll get you a call later on this evening I need you please…

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet you but you may not have a chance for a walk away but if we don't have any more than just a few couples in a few weeks "

I’m confused at this one

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS over a year ago

Carlisle

"Sorry i can't meet you! I'm washing my hair tonight.

haha

Sounds like a copy and paste excuse

"
Haha well it does take ages to do mine with it being really thick and long! I'm sure you can let me off this time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would meet you but no reply

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet you but I am just getting back off work and I’ll get you a call later on this evening I need you please…"

Sounds reasonable

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet you but no reply "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would meet you but you may not have a good time for a while but I will try to create a thread about it

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By *orfun8181Man over a year ago

Bedford

I would meet you but I have a coffee now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would meet you but I now have a huge hole in the crotch of my tights so now I need knickers........ ffs!

I don't like this game ha ha

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

"I would meet you but you can send me your daddy and you will find it all in my friends house.... hmmmm

This is meant to be predictive text

The middle button doesn't lie

Let me know how your inbox goes today from all the ‘daddy’s’

Ok I'm not playing anymore

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I would meet you but you may be going to be fair enough to let you down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would meet you but I'm not gonna bother with your email so I will not have any further details

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I've run out of things to dunk. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would meet you but we saw the other view of the world

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would meet you but I need you too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet you but you may not have a good time for a while but I will try to create a thread about it "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet you but I have a coffee now"

Facts

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By *isAdventure69Woman over a year ago

Hampshire

"I would meet you but you didn’t want to get to the bed

That’s not my fault the stairs seemed like a quicker option

The bruises on my back are still showing

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I would meet you but you don’t want me to come over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would meet you but I didn’t know if you’d like it xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet you but you may be going to be fair enough to let you down

You needed a comma in there and a question Mark at the end

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would meet you but the United Nations just called and I am required to attended a peace telekit

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet you but you didn’t want to get to the bed

That’s not my fault the stairs seemed like a quicker option

The bruises on my back are still showing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet you but you don’t want me to come over "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet you but I didn’t know if you’d like it xx "

Depends on what’s being offered?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would meet you but I didn’t know if you’d like it xx

Depends on what’s being offered?

Hahaha this is true!

one way to find out ….

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would meet you but, I am trying to think of a credible excuse when I waste your time and let you down at the last minute

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would meet you but you can review the rest and make the changes in your email and the Netherlands is a good time for next year comparatives "

Sounds very formal lol someone’s been sending work emails

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would meet you but can’t get help with the other stuff

Reasonable excuse I think

I thought I’d keep the other stuff quite.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would meet you but I didn’t think you’d be able to make me feel comfortable with you…

ouch my predictive text is a bitch

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I would meet you but I'm still naked and you don't need to see the real video lol

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I would meet you but I don't know if you have any questions or concerns

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would meet you but I didn’t want you lol

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

And yours op?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would meet you but.. I’m not sure if you are interested

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

I would meet u but not for the first thing I have to b in my life since last year and he was going through a few things I didn't get to know what to get out this morning x

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I would meet you but I don't know if you have any questions or concerns

Lots of questions but no concerns

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would meet you but I didn’t want you too far away and you were just going out there for me anyway.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"I would meet you but you didn’t call me lol

Fair point

I’m not a mind reader yet mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I would meet you but I’m in a hurry to do something else and I don’t know what

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would meet you but I don't know how to read profiles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would meet you but I don't know where you are in this relationship

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would meet you but you may not ask me.

Fair

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I would meet you but I’m in a hurry to do something else and I don’t know what "

Charming

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

I would meet you but I do not want to be with you anymore and I am in fact from Bognor Regis on the South Coast.

Seems like a solid reason to me

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple over a year ago

Cumbria

"I would meet you but I do not want to be with you anymore and I am in fact from Bognor Regis on the South Coast.

Seems like a solid reason to me

Do not like fish or made-up astrology / fake science..

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By *olarbear73Man over a year ago

Glasgow

I would meet you but you didn’t want me too much lol

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

I would meet you but I can still do that for me anyway so you don’t need to be in the bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet you but I do not want to be with you anymore and I am in fact from Bognor Regis on the South Coast.

Seems like a solid reason to me

The fact you are from Bognor is enough for anyone to say no

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By *ustamanMan over a year ago

weymouth

I would meet you but I'm outside your filters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would meet you but at the end of the month I’ll have a lot more time

Hmmm I don’t know if that makes sense or not

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By *ribsaMan over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

I would meet you but my mummy won't let me.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple over a year ago

Cumbria

"I would meet you but my mummy won't let me.

I would meet you but think you're senseof human is bigger than you cock...

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"I would meet you but I do not want to be with you anymore and I am in fact from Bognor Regis on the South Coast.

Seems like a solid reason to me

Do not like fish or made-up astrology / fake science.."

I don't taste or smell like fish

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"I would meet you but I do not want to be with you anymore and I am in fact from Bognor Regis on the South Coast.

Seems like a solid reason to me

The fact you are from Bognor is enough for anyone to say no

I got out though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would meet you but I don't know if you can help me.

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By *ribsaMan over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

"I would meet you but my mummy won't let me.

I would meet you but think you're senseof human is bigger than you cock...

you maybe right

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

I would meet you but I’m good to heart attack.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would meet you but I don’t know if I have my phone or anything else….

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple over a year ago

Cumbria

"I would meet you but my mummy won't let me.

I would meet you but think you're senseof human is bigger than you cock...

you maybe right

Feel bad now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would meet you but I didn’t want you guys in my car

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By *igboobstCouple over a year ago

barrow

I would meet you but I am afraid to ask for a couple have a great to be fun with

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

I would meet you but I'm digging stuff out of my favourite bits of lingerie.

I shudder to think what "stuff" I'm digging out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet you but I didn’t want you guys in my car

Guys??

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

"I would meet you but I can still do that for me anyway so you don’t need to be in the bed

I have used that exact reason in the past

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet you but I am afraid to ask for a couple have a great to be fun with "

Just ask

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet you but I'm digging stuff out of my favourite bits of lingerie.

I shudder to think what "stuff" I'm digging out.

Do you not wash them often?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would meet you but I don't think I can do it for the rest of the day

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I would meet you but I can probably just do that too much and I can probably just do that too if that’s ok.

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

I would meet you but I am afraid to ask why you want me and my world.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would meet you but I am so sorry to hear from you soon lol I know you are not the intended recipient.

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

I would meet you but I’ve got the shits. I’m also still recovering from a non Covid virus. Given the shits issue I’m terrified of sneezing or coughing!

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

"I would meet you but I'm digging stuff out of my favourite bits of lingerie.

I shudder to think what "stuff" I'm digging out.

Do you not wash them often?

Quick spray of febreze and they're good for another month or so.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would meet you but I am not sure if you have any good news for us

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

I would meet you but you enjoy your time with your dick...

LvM

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I would meet you but I can still do that for me anyway so you don’t need to be in the bed

I have used that exact reason in the past

I’ve not said it but I’ve probably thought it a few times

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I would meet you but you can choose between two different years.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would but 5 mins isnt long enough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would meet you at your convenience and I will reply on a few mins and sure will appreciate your help in the meantime as I am currently working.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple over a year ago

Cumbria

"I would but 5 mins isnt long enough

Would not meet as have some of the same lingerie...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet you but I'm digging stuff out of my favourite bits of lingerie.

I shudder to think what "stuff" I'm digging out.

Do you not wash them often?

Quick spray of febreze and they're good for another month or so."

Once you’ve got the ‘stuff’ out of them

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

I would meet you but I don't know if you can help me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet you but I don't think I can do it for the rest of the day "

I will wait

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet you but I can probably just do that too much and I can probably just do that too if that’s ok.

Fine by me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet you but I am so sorry to hear from you soon lol I know you are not the intended recipient. "

Classic

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet you but you enjoy your time with your dick...

LvM"

Selfish men

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet you but you can choose between two different years."

This has me intrigued

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By *hubby CoupleCouple over a year ago

Essex

I would meet you…but we have to see if our first choice turns up or not.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would but 5 mins isnt long enough

I could lengthen the time bu taking my socks off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any advice on dominate my misses tonight, what to do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet you…but we have to see if our first choice turns up or not.

Brutal

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By *elshkinkyMan over a year ago

south wales

I would meet you but I didn’t think it would happen if I didn’t have a look

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By *asual_WandererWoman over a year ago

A spot you want me

I would meet you but you may be quite a confident nature and I am sure that you will want to see if we can help with your feet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet you but I didn’t think it would happen if I didn’t have a look "

Asians take a look of not several

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

I would meet you but I don't know if you have any questions

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet you but you may be quite a confident nature and I am sure that you will want to see if we can help with your feet "

Nowt wrong with my feet. The swelling further up

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

I would meet you but I’m angry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet you but I’m angry. "

*walks quickly away

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

You have a smelly willy

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By *kcouple1973Couple over a year ago

colchester

I would meet you but I don’t know if I have a friend or not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would meet you but you have a little chance to be in a relationship with your partner in a bottle

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

I would meet you but there are lots in your car that will help us

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I would meet you but you're not what we're looking for

Fair enough really

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

I would meet you but you stink

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By *uenevereWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I would meet you but you may not have time for me

Fair enough...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet you but you stink

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I would meet you but I'm just getting in my cupboards

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By *rMojoRisinMan over a year ago

Sheffield

I would meet you, but I’m quite a big deal you know…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would meet you but we can come by around the afternoon of next time if we want a lift to your part or are we going ahead for a rocky trip

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By *rangesmartieWoman over a year ago

Devon

I would meet you but you may be a little concerned that you have a lot to say about your business.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would meet you but I'm just getting in my cupboards

If I had received this as an excuse I would be pmsl

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