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"Guys. I don’t want to go to work tomorrow. I need excuses not to go.
What’s the most elaborate excuse you can think of?
That you’ve been kidn*pped?"
There was a guy in the news that did that. It didn’t work out well for him. I would need to actually be kidn*pped.
Kidn*d me and it might be a good shout |
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"Guys. I don’t want to go to work tomorrow. I need excuses not to go.
What’s the most elaborate excuse you can think of?
Your cat pooped in your knicker drawer so you have no drawers to wear  "
This is plan B. I like this.
A solid idea. |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"Guys. I don’t want to go to work tomorrow. I need excuses not to go.
What’s the most elaborate excuse you can think of?
That you’ve been kidn*pped?
There was a guy in the news that did that. It didn’t work out well for him. I would need to actually be kidn*pped.
Kidn*d me and it might be a good shout "
Yeah I hadn’t worked out the logistics of how you’d let them know etc. |
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"Guys. I don’t want to go to work tomorrow. I need excuses not to go.
What’s the most elaborate excuse you can think of?
You've got the Covids."
But then I’ll be stuck inside like a house plant for 10 days after my symptoms start but I won’t have symptoms so I’ll never leave! |
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"Guys. I don’t want to go to work tomorrow. I need excuses not to go.
What’s the most elaborate excuse you can think of?
That you’ve been kidn*pped?
There was a guy in the news that did that. It didn’t work out well for him. I would need to actually be kidn*pped.
Kidn*d me and it might be a good shout
Yeah I hadn’t worked out the logistics of how you’d let them know etc. "
Please formulate a plot and get back to me. This has the potential to grow legs. |
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"Guys. I don’t want to go to work tomorrow. I need excuses not to go.
What’s the most elaborate excuse you can think of?
You've been arrested! But what would you be arrested for do we think   "
Being so charming |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Guys. I don’t want to go to work tomorrow. I need excuses not to go.
What’s the most elaborate excuse you can think of?
You've got the Covids.
But then I’ll be stuck inside like a house plant for 10 days after my symptoms start but I won’t have symptoms so I’ll never leave! "
Okay. You could say that you're recovering from being savaged by a squirrel. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm going to tell work I can't come in because I'm sick.
If they don't believe me IL just show them some of my pics and messages from here."
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gentleman Jim. Good luck with that. |
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"Guys. I don’t want to go to work tomorrow. I need excuses not to go.
What’s the most elaborate excuse you can think of?
You've got the Covids.
But then I’ll be stuck inside like a house plant for 10 days after my symptoms start but I won’t have symptoms so I’ll never leave!
Okay. You could say that you're recovering from being savaged by a squirrel."
Would there be repercussions for the squirrel community? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Guys. I don’t want to go to work tomorrow. I need excuses not to go.
What’s the most elaborate excuse you can think of?
You've got the Covids.
But then I’ll be stuck inside like a house plant for 10 days after my symptoms start but I won’t have symptoms so I’ll never leave!
Okay. You could say that you're recovering from being savaged by a squirrel.
Would there be repercussions for the squirrel community? "
There could possibly be some culling. But it's unlikely. |
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"Guys. I don’t want to go to work tomorrow. I need excuses not to go.
What’s the most elaborate excuse you can think of?
Your cat pooped in your knicker drawer so you have no drawers to wear
This is plan B. I like this.
A solid idea. "
That's the only thing that's solid. The kitty poop was not   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good evening Jim!
Surely if you was that charming, you could charm your way out, besides I have the gut feeling that you have a naughty streak to you  "
I am naughty.  |
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"Guys. I don’t want to go to work tomorrow. I need excuses not to go.
What’s the most elaborate excuse you can think of?
You've got the Covids.
But then I’ll be stuck inside like a house plant for 10 days after my symptoms start but I won’t have symptoms so I’ll never leave!
Okay. You could say that you're recovering from being savaged by a squirrel.
Would there be repercussions for the squirrel community?
There could possibly be some culling. But it's unlikely. "
It’s not a chance I can take. |
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"Guys. I don’t want to go to work tomorrow. I need excuses not to go.
What’s the most elaborate excuse you can think of?
Your cat pooped in your knicker drawer so you have no drawers to wear
This is plan B. I like this.
A solid idea.
That's the only thing that's solid. The kitty poop was not "
Oh god |
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"Guys. I don’t want to go to work tomorrow. I need excuses not to go.
What’s the most elaborate excuse you can think of?
Your cat pooped in your knicker drawer so you have no drawers to wear
This is plan B. I like this.
A solid idea.
That's the only thing that's solid. The kitty poop was not
Oh god "
See. Plausible. Also, don't forget that tumble drying some undies will ruin them 
#KCTopTips |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've had ma mate Clarence up ma gaff earlier, both his Mother and Grandmother passed away this year  "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. You're a good man. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please can we have a Jim related fact.
This time tomorrow I'll have lost a 42 from my profile.
I had a feeling you were an October baby! "
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eh1KywlmyPo |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please can we have a Jim related fact.
This time tomorrow I'll have lost a 42 from my profile.
Is it your birthday tomorrow?
*nods*
How bloody exciting! So on the 20th?"
*nods* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Howdy all how's the night treating you all?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, FunCouple. I'm bobbing along. How are you?"
Good to hear pal and yeah I'm good stuck at work but hey at least I can enjoy the 10 mins I get from my half hour break |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good morning Jim and everyone xx
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. x
Thanks Jim hopefully you had a good evening for me I am just up lol x"
In that case, good mooooooooooorning. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning Jim and everyone xx
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. x
Thanks Jim hopefully you had a good evening for me I am just up lol x
In that case, good mooooooooooorning. x"
Thanks Jim x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Howdy all how's the night treating you all?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, FunCouple. I'm bobbing along. How are you?
Good to hear pal and yeah I'm good stuck at work but hey at least I can enjoy the 10 mins I get from my half hour break "
Thank you for your work. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Howdy ya'll
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. How did the Cowboys get on this weekend? they won in overtime 35-29, nail biting at times"
Hey, at least they won. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good morning Jim and everyone xx
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. x
Thanks Jim hopefully you had a good evening for me I am just up lol x
In that case, good mooooooooooorning. x
Thanks Jim x"
x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Howdy all how's the night treating you all?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, FunCouple. I'm bobbing along. How are you?
Good to hear pal and yeah I'm good stuck at work but hey at least I can enjoy the 10 mins I get from my half hour break
Thank you for your work. "
And this is why I said hello here before dealing with the inbox after 2 days of neglecting fab you sure do know how to make people feel welcome Jim |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Howdy all how's the night treating you all?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, FunCouple. I'm bobbing along. How are you?
Good to hear pal and yeah I'm good stuck at work but hey at least I can enjoy the 10 mins I get from my half hour break
Thank you for your work.
And this is why I said hello here before dealing with the inbox after 2 days of neglecting fab you sure do know how to make people feel welcome Jim "
Ayyy. What time do you finish? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Howdy all how's the night treating you all?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, FunCouple. I'm bobbing along. How are you?
Good to hear pal and yeah I'm good stuck at work but hey at least I can enjoy the 10 mins I get from my half hour break
Thank you for your work.
And this is why I said hello here before dealing with the inbox after 2 days of neglecting fab you sure do know how to make people feel welcome Jim
Ayyy. What time do you finish?"
6am mate but my brain is already in go home mode you Bern upto much tonight? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Howdy all how's the night treating you all?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, FunCouple. I'm bobbing along. How are you?
Good to hear pal and yeah I'm good stuck at work but hey at least I can enjoy the 10 mins I get from my half hour break
Thank you for your work.
And this is why I said hello here before dealing with the inbox after 2 days of neglecting fab you sure do know how to make people feel welcome Jim
Ayyy. What time do you finish?
6am mate but my brain is already in go home mode you Bern upto much tonight? "
Six, that's not too bad. I've just been doing this nonsense. I might watch some telly for a bit. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good morning fabbers
Have you just woken up, Curious?
No I'm such a night owl so often awake at this time, good job I don't have an early start tomorrow! are you up late or up early? "
In that case I shall say good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Although we are getting close to morning I think at this time. I'm a night owl too.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"She stuck her tongue out at me, outrageous behaviour. ^
Very
Forgive me???
You're forgiven.
You know what day it is today. x
Wentworth xxx ha x"
Absolutely, Wentworth Tuesday. x |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"She stuck her tongue out at me, outrageous behaviour. ^
Very
Forgive me???
You're forgiven.
You know what day it is today. x
Wentworth xxx ha x
Absolutely, Wentworth Tuesday. x"
Last Episode next week xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"She stuck her tongue out at me, outrageous behaviour. ^
Very
Forgive me???
You're forgiven.
You know what day it is today. x
Wentworth xxx ha x
Absolutely, Wentworth Tuesday. x
Last Episode next week xx"
Penultimate episode tonight. Exciting and sad. x |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"She stuck her tongue out at me, outrageous behaviour. ^
Very
Forgive me???
You're forgiven.
You know what day it is today. x
Wentworth xxx ha x
Absolutely, Wentworth Tuesday. x
Last Episode next week xx
Penultimate episode tonight. Exciting and sad. x"
Definitely xxx |
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tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? 
Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls 
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How are you doing, Yassy?