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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Put the toilet seat down.
If you make a mess, clear it up.
Don't let the cats out, whatever they tell you."
Now the toilet seat thing has never bothered me.....but not replacing the loo roll when its run out does!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I also hate loose coins left laying around on surfaces or just dropped on the floor. I can't be in a room where they are. No idea why but I feel revulsion.
If you pour tea or coffee down the sink, rinse it down so it doesn't stain. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Definitely toilet seat down and replace loo roll!
Don't leave towels on the floor or bed 
Or underwear/clothes, there really isn't a fairy that exists merely to pick them up to put in the washing basket
Another house rule, don't drink my wine  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When cooking there is no need to use every implement in the kitchen Thats a fave of mine used in conjunction with an addition of....if you do you wash the buggers up!  "
Yes! Or else the kitchen cleaning fairies exist! |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
"When cooking there is no need to use every implement in the kitchen "
This time I will try writing too
How can a man do creative cooking without using lots of pots and pans - there are always so many components required for fancy food - lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cushions live neatly on the sofas not just chucked
Don't sit in my seat
Books must be stacked neatly on the bookcases in a specific order, subject, genre and height order
Cupboards must be stacked appropriately and tins aligned
Maybe I should shut up now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When cooking there is no need to use every implement in the kitchen
This time I will try writing too
How can a man do creative cooking without using lots of pots and pans - there are always so many components required for fancy food - lol "
The same way a woman does but just need to use half the amount, or clean up after yourself! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put the toilet seat down.
If you make a mess, clear it up.
Don't let the cats out, whatever they tell you.Now the toilet seat thing has never bothered me.....but not replacing the loo roll when its run out does! "
And putting the empty roll in the bin!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do not switch the television on and then wander off to do something else, leaving it on.
Do not mess up the alphabetical order of my CDs and DVDs and do not change how my books are arranged.
If you get something out, put it away when you have finished with it.
Do not leave crumbs over the worktops. |
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Borrow a book or a dvd without asking by all means. But put it back exactly where you got it from, and the same way up that it was.
I actually cannot sleep if a dvd or book is the wrong way on the shelves!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put the toilet seat down.
If you make a mess, clear it up.
Don't let the cats out, whatever they tell you."
My ex used to complain if I left the toilet seat up and she'd complain if I pissed all over it.
No pleasing some people... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put the toilet seat down.
If you make a mess, clear it up.
Don't let the cats out, whatever they tell you.
My ex used to complain if I left the toilet seat up and she'd complain if I pissed all over it.
No pleasing some people..."
Er, lift it to pee and put it down again afterwards. Or sit down to pee. Or wipe up your mess afterwards. |
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"Put the toilet seat down.
If you make a mess, clear it up.
Don't let the cats out, whatever they tell you.
My ex used to complain if I left the toilet seat up and she'd complain if I pissed all over it.
No pleasing some people..."
Not just the seat at my house. The toilet has a lid for a reason (to keep noxious smells contained and to stop the cats from falling in) both seat and lid should be lowered after use |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Put the toilet seat down.
If you make a mess, clear it up.
Don't let the cats out, whatever they tell you.
My ex used to complain if I left the toilet seat up and she'd complain if I pissed all over it.
No pleasing some people...
Not just the seat at my house. The toilet has a lid for a reason (to keep noxious smells contained and to stop the cats from falling in) both seat and lid should be lowered after use "
Same here, for the same reasons. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put the toilet seat down.
If you make a mess, clear it up.
Don't let the cats out, whatever they tell you.
My ex used to complain if I left the toilet seat up and she'd complain if I pissed all over it.
No pleasing some people...
Not just the seat at my house. The toilet has a lid for a reason (to keep noxious smells contained and to stop the cats from falling in) both seat and lid should be lowered after use "
I am house trained really, especially after reading that flushing without closing the lid can lead to particles landing on toothbrushes - shudder. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wash your hands before preparing food!
Lol, are all guests at chez Julie required to cook then?"
Yes it is a requirement that all guests serve up something mighty tasty for me to eat  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's my TV, no you can't X-Factor on it.
No, I don't need help in the kitchen.
don't order my dogs around. They live here, you don't.
Don't touch my guitars if you can't play one.
I've got tons...lol |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"Wash your hands before preparing food!
Lol, are all guests at chez Julie required to cook then?
Yes it is a requirement that all guests serve up something mighty tasty for me to eat "
Is this before, during or after playtime?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wash your hands before preparing food!
Lol, are all guests at chez Julie required to cook then?
Yes it is a requirement that all guests serve up something mighty tasty for me to eat
Is this before, during or after playtime? "
This is as soon as I open the front door to you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wash your hands before preparing food!
Lol, are all guests at chez Julie required to cook then?
Yes it is a requirement that all guests serve up something mighty tasty for me to eat
Is this before, during or after playtime?
This is as soon as I open the front door to you"
Makes mental note "if ever invited to Julie's, take a pinny and possibly a pair of Marrigolds!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wash your hands before preparing food!
Lol, are all guests at chez Julie required to cook then?
Yes it is a requirement that all guests serve up something mighty tasty for me to eat
Is this before, during or after playtime?
This is as soon as I open the front door to you
Makes mental note "if ever invited to Julie's, take a pinny and possibly a pair of Marrigolds!""
Don't worry I can provide all the equipment necessary |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wash your hands before preparing food!
Lol, are all guests at chez Julie required to cook then?
Yes it is a requirement that all guests serve up something mighty tasty for me to eat
Is this before, during or after playtime?
This is as soon as I open the front door to you
Makes mental note "if ever invited to Julie's, take a pinny and possibly a pair of Marrigolds!"
Don't worry I can provide all the equipment necessary"
I hope your knives are sharp then. I cannot abide blunt knives! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wash your hands before preparing food!
Lol, are all guests at chez Julie required to cook then?
Yes it is a requirement that all guests serve up something mighty tasty for me to eat
Is this before, during or after playtime?
This is as soon as I open the front door to you
Makes mental note "if ever invited to Julie's, take a pinny and possibly a pair of Marrigolds!"
Don't worry I can provide all the equipment necessary
I hope your knives are sharp then. I cannot abide blunt knives! "
Oh hell yes as feel exactly the same! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wash your hands before preparing food!
Lol, are all guests at chez Julie required to cook then?
Yes it is a requirement that all guests serve up something mighty tasty for me to eat
Is this before, during or after playtime?
This is as soon as I open the front door to you
Makes mental note "if ever invited to Julie's, take a pinny and possibly a pair of Marrigolds!"
Don't worry I can provide all the equipment necessary
I hope your knives are sharp then. I cannot abide blunt knives!
Oh hell yes as feel exactly the same!"
I'll leave the sharpening steel at home then. |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"Wash your hands before preparing food!
Lol, are all guests at chez Julie required to cook then?
Yes it is a requirement that all guests serve up something mighty tasty for me to eat
Is this before, during or after playtime?
This is as soon as I open the front door to you"
In that case I'll pre-cook my famous shepherd pie then.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You girls have got serious issues
But you know if you got an invite you'd abide by every rule!
reading those posts you wouldn't want me lol"
But we know you'd be on your best behaviour |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"You girls have got serious issues
But you know if you got an invite you'd abide by every rule!
reading those posts you wouldn't want me lol
But we know you'd be on your best behaviour"
sat on the driveway with a and a packet of crisps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wash your hands before preparing food!
Lol, are all guests at chez Julie required to cook then?
Yes it is a requirement that all guests serve up something mighty tasty for me to eat
Is this before, during or after playtime?
This is as soon as I open the front door to you
In that case I'll pre-cook my famous shepherd pie then. "
Bet it isn't as good as mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You girls have got serious issues
But you know if you got an invite you'd abide by every rule!
reading those posts you wouldn't want me lol
But we know you'd be on your best behaviour
sat on the driveway with a and a packet of crisps "
Ok bro! You've got your key? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wash your hands before preparing food!
Lol, are all guests at chez Julie required to cook then?
Yes it is a requirement that all guests serve up something mighty tasty for me to eat
Is this before, during or after playtime?
This is as soon as I open the front door to you
In that case I'll pre-cook my famous shepherd pie then.
Bet it isn't as good as mine"
I make a mean Melanzane Parmagiana. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"You girls have got serious issues
But you know if you got an invite you'd abide by every rule!
reading those posts you wouldn't want me lol
But we know you'd be on your best behaviour
sat on the driveway with a and a packet of crisps
Ok bro! You've got your key?"
nope lost it again  dont worry, postie said I can use his |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You girls have got serious issues
But you know if you got an invite you'd abide by every rule!
reading those posts you wouldn't want me lol
But we know you'd be on your best behaviour
sat on the driveway with a and a packet of crisps
Ok bro! You've got your key?
nope lost it again dont worry, postie said I can use his"
Hurry up, I am just cooking something for you, and I am so going to tell Mum that you were late for dinner again |
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Food to be eaten at the table. No food or drinks in the front room. Cushions belong in one position, curtains have to be drawn back and tied in exact position, under know circumstances are you allowed in my bedroom with anything on your feet except socks.
Do not "fish" through anything of mine, if you want something ask.
Do not put the empty coffee container back in the fridge without telling me we have run out |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"You girls have got serious issues
But you know if you got an invite you'd abide by every rule!
reading those posts you wouldn't want me lol
But we know you'd be on your best behaviour
sat on the driveway with a and a packet of crisps
Ok bro! You've got your key?
nope lost it again dont worry, postie said I can use his
Hurry up, I am just cooking something for you, and I am so going to tell Mum that you were late for dinner again "
Unless its fish fingers I'm not coming home |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Put toilet seat and lid down
Turn lights off when not in room
Do not delete anything of mine of the tivo box  "
See I have never understood this. Is it not easier for the woman to put the seat back up after they have used it? They moan if it's not put down or moan if it's down covered in erm....wet stuff |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You girls have got serious issues
But you know if you got an invite you'd abide by every rule!
reading those posts you wouldn't want me lol
But we know you'd be on your best behaviour
sat on the driveway with a and a packet of crisps
Ok bro! You've got your key?
nope lost it again dont worry, postie said I can use his
Hurry up, I am just cooking something for you, and I am so going to tell Mum that you were late for dinner again
Unless its fish fingers I'm not coming home "
It is fish, but not fingers |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Put toilet seat and lid down
Turn lights off when not in room
Do not delete anything of mine of the tivo box
See I have never understood this. Is it not easier for the woman to put the seat back up after they have used it? They moan if it's not put down or moan if it's down covered in erm....wet stuff"
I just cleaned the downstairs loos after you visit earlier, not a pretty site, and no it is easier and less energy to put it down, not up |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Put toilet seat and lid down
Turn lights off when not in room
Do not delete anything of mine of the tivo box
See I have never understood this. Is it not easier for the woman to put the seat back up after they have used it? They moan if it's not put down or moan if it's down covered in erm....wet stuff
I just cleaned the downstairs loos after you visit earlier, not a pretty site, and no it is easier and less energy to put it down, not up "
Pmsl I'm guessing you cleaned the ceiling as well then ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put toilet seat and lid down
Turn lights off when not in room
Do not delete anything of mine of the tivo box
See I have never understood this. Is it not easier for the woman to put the seat back up after they have used it? They moan if it's not put down or moan if it's down covered in erm....wet stuff
I just cleaned the downstairs loos after you visit earlier, not a pretty site, and no it is easier and less energy to put it down, not up
Pmsl I'm guessing you cleaned the ceiling as well then ?"
Anyway where men could point and shoot, of course! |
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"See I have never understood this. Is it not easier for the woman to put the seat back up after they have used it? They moan if it's not put down or moan if it's down covered in erm....wet stuff"
No, no and no.... Try being bursting for the loo.... with a soft close toilet seat that takes about 10 seconds to go down |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"See I have never understood this. Is it not easier for the woman to put the seat back up after they have used it? They moan if it's not put down or moan if it's down covered in erm....wet stuff
No, no and no.... Try being bursting for the loo.... with a soft close toilet seat that takes about 10 seconds to go down "
Long nosed funnel? |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"Wash your hands before preparing food!
Lol, are all guests at chez Julie required to cook then?
Yes it is a requirement that all guests serve up something mighty tasty for me to eat
Is this before, during or after playtime?
This is as soon as I open the front door to you
In that case I'll pre-cook my famous shepherd pie then.
Bet it isn't as good as mine"
Well that sounds like a challenge |
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