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If you woke up as the opposite sex..?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What would be the first thing you would do?
Me: I’d explore the use of a vibrator and dildo, before heading to the bathroom to see if the toilet seat being left “up” irks me.
(My good friend Eric says “I’d finger myslef for a bit and then spend the rest of the day learning how to drive”. Bad boy, Eric!).
Will x
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would put my willy into all kinds of things to see what it would feel like. Also I'd measure it. With a tape measure and against a sky remote. "
Or a can of lager?
And obviously you’d have to take a pic of yourself holding a fish? For no reason whatsoever.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would put my willy into all kinds of things to see what it would feel like. Also I'd measure it. With a tape measure and against a sky remote.
Or a can of lager?
And obviously you’d have to take a pic of yourself holding a fish? For no reason whatsoever.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Scream then have a wank lol
Hah 
I bet you wouldn’t scream as loud as your chap! "
Haha I'm single now still live with the ex thou but he is gay now so that would probably make his day lol. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Scream then have a wank lol
Hah
I bet you wouldn’t scream as loud as your chap! Haha I'm single now still live with the ex thou but he is gay now so that would probably make his day lol."
Was he not gay before? Lol.
He’d be very confused for sure! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I (Mrs) would walk around the house absolutely oblivious to any jobs or housework that need doing."
Be careful, with great power comes great responsibility |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Scream then have a wank lol
Hah
I bet you wouldn’t scream as loud as your chap! Haha I'm single now still live with the ex thou but he is gay now so that would probably make his day lol.
Was he not gay before? Lol.
He’d be very confused for sure! "
no he was bi for the 24 years we where together 3 years gay we have kids hence still living together but he has a boyfriend now he sees regularly. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I (Mrs) would walk around the house absolutely oblivious to any jobs or housework that need doing."
And then quiz your wife like a spoilt child when she gets arsey with you wanting to “go out and watch the football”? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Probably try to work out how to piss into the loo not all over the floor with a hard on. Oh wait, men haven't cracked that yet 
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I would be really considerate and do a ‘sit down wee’! "
Some of us are ok at that you know! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I (Mrs) would walk around the house absolutely oblivious to any jobs or housework that need doing.
And then quiz your wife like a spoilt child when she gets arsey with you wanting to “go out and watch the football”? "
Heck, I'm a man now. I don't need to tell anyone what I'm doing. Slip my shoes on and away I go. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I (Mrs) would walk around the house absolutely oblivious to any jobs or housework that need doing.
And then quiz your wife like a spoilt child when she gets arsey with you wanting to “go out and watch the football”?
Heck, I'm a man now. I don't need to tell anyone what I'm doing. Slip my shoes on and away I go."
Good point, well made |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’d try and learn to pee standing up and then there’s no reason to moan about the token seat being left up "
Or admit to your fella that you’ve been wrong all these years and that, actually, the considerate thing to do is leave the toilet seat up, so that he doesn’t have to put it down before using it. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
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Id be fucking horrified! 
Where are my boobs?
I would miss my pussy to play with, more fun than a willy! 
They only have two uses! Pussy has so much more "
Not true!
Towel hanger
Sundial
Pacifier for the au pair
Depth gauge for the snow: limited usage.
The ultimate fidget toy. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Get myself to a trampoline pronto. It must be lovely to go on them without heavy boobs threatening to smack me in the face.
I mean I'd probably have a wank later on, but trampolining first."
You'd then have your newly acquired balls smacking you on the lower belly, assuming you're starkers. |
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"Get myself to a trampoline pronto. It must be lovely to go on them without heavy boobs threatening to smack me in the face.
I mean I'd probably have a wank later on, but trampolining first.
You'd then have your newly acquired balls smacking you on the lower belly, assuming you're starkers."
I think they frown on nudity at Flip Out, I'd be good! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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See if my new clitoris is really that much more sensitive than my current frenulum.
Try to make myself squirt.
Have lesbian sex with the 'her' in my name and get her to try fisting me  |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
I only have one question is their a time frame how long for and would whoever get it back
A lot would also depend upon what I've been given because I might not be happy and decide to chop it off or slice it and request a refund |
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