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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I hated the christmas parties in one company. Why pretend to like the people you work with for one night, when they go back to snarling at you for doing your job the rest of the year."
True I’m not going to mine this year |
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over a year ago
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"No word from ours yet. Its OK... It always lands on my birthday though. No gossip because I don't get involved 
When’s your birthday?"
Sometime in December  |
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over a year ago
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Quite a few years ago, back when I would have a couple on special occasions, my boss convinced me to try whiskey for the first time.
Well after a few, I decided to stand on a table and declare to all why I thought one of the directors was a cunt. Not my finest moment.  |
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over a year ago
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Oh god. Between 2017 and January 2020 I worked part time in a gym and people may remember the HUGE crush I had on the physiotherapist that used to do all the Doctors referrals there. We used to flirt like nobodies business and the Xmas night out in 2019 was awesome. Was sitting on his lap, grinding against his cock, I had a dress on and he was slipping a finger inside my thong, he was even licking my back ffs. Anyway got to the end of the night and I’ve never seen a guy battle with a decision so much in his life. We live quite close to each other and I was like you coming to mine and he was like yeah, no, he had his hands on both my shoulders and was like no I can’t. He walked me to my door and left, than rang my doorbell, then said no again and then left! |
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"Christmas party season not far away who’s got one where they work ?
Does anyone really enjoy them and what’s the best gossip from one you have attended in the past ?
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Might be an age thing, or depend a bit on the size of the firm or the role that I have been in.
When I worked in a large accounts my firm after university, the parties were absolutely brilliant.
When I worked in large blue chip organisations in London the parties were fantastic.
But when I worked in a smaller firm, more recently (20-30 people), they were absolute shit. Stick sitting at the same table or drinking in the same group for the night, instead of being able to mingle and get up to mischief. Same people making arseholes of themselves every Xmas, I just got really bored with the parties and ended up hating them |
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"Oh god. Between 2017 and January 2020 I worked part time in a gym and people may remember the HUGE crush I had on the physiotherapist that used to do all the Doctors referrals there. We used to flirt like nobodies business and the Xmas night out in 2019 was awesome. Was sitting on his lap, grinding against his cock, I had a dress on and he was slipping a finger inside my thong, he was even licking my back ffs. Anyway got to the end of the night and I’ve never seen a guy battle with a decision so much in his life. We live quite close to each other and I was like you coming to mine and he was like yeah, no, he had his hands on both my shoulders and was like no I can’t. He walked me to my door and left, than rang my doorbell, then said no again and then left! "
I hope that still fucking haunts him! |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
We had a memo come around on Friday regarding the Christmas do. A meal and drinks in the city centre.
I don’t usually relish these types of occasions because forced socialisation is my idea of hell but I thought that I should go.
No gossip or bawdy goings on in my history as I’ve usually been the one keeping everyone on the straight and narrow, and looking after the stragglers. Such is the managers lot! |
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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Oh god. Between 2017 and January 2020 I worked part time in a gym and people may remember the HUGE crush I had on the physiotherapist that used to do all the Doctors referrals there. We used to flirt like nobodies business and the Xmas night out in 2019 was awesome. Was sitting on his lap, grinding against his cock, I had a dress on and he was slipping a finger inside my thong, he was even licking my back ffs. Anyway got to the end of the night and I’ve never seen a guy battle with a decision so much in his life. We live quite close to each other and I was like you coming to mine and he was like yeah, no, he had his hands on both my shoulders and was like no I can’t. He walked me to my door and left, than rang my doorbell, then said no again and then left! "
Great story and what an idiot for turning you down xxxxx |
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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"We had a memo come around on Friday regarding the Christmas do. A meal and drinks in the city centre.
I don’t usually relish these types of occasions because forced socialisation is my idea of hell but I thought that I should go.
No gossip or bawdy goings on in my history as I’ve usually been the one keeping everyone on the straight and narrow, and looking after the stragglers. Such is the managers lot! "
Someone has to behave! |
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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Quite a few years ago, back when I would have a couple on special occasions, my boss convinced me to try whiskey for the first time.
Well after a few, I decided to stand on a table and declare to all why I thought one of the directors was a cunt. Not my finest moment. "
Not touched whisky again I guess !!! |
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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Christmas party season not far away who’s got one where they work ?
Does anyone really enjoy them and what’s the best gossip from one you have attended in the past ?
Might be an age thing, or depend a bit on the size of the firm or the role that I have been in.
When I worked in a large accounts my firm after university, the parties were absolutely brilliant.
When I worked in large blue chip organisations in London the parties were fantastic.
But when I worked in a smaller firm, more recently (20-30 people), they were absolute shit. Stick sitting at the same table or drinking in the same group for the night, instead of being able to mingle and get up to mischief. Same people making arseholes of themselves every Xmas, I just got really bored with the parties and ended up hating them "
Parties were better years ago but whole different work culture then ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Think he was just being professional. Even though he was single (I knew he split with his partner 11 months prior) I think he wanted to have sex but knew because we worked together it could get awkward. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We don't have one anymore since American company bought us out used to be a great time free meal and drinks used to also have day trips for kids in summer all stopped now they take all the money ?? |
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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Think he was just being professional. Even though he was single (I knew he split with his partner 11 months prior) I think he wanted to have sex but knew because we worked together it could get awkward. "
His obvious loss !!! How did it make you feel? Xxx |
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"Quite a few years ago, back when I would have a couple on special occasions, my boss convinced me to try whiskey for the first time.
Well after a few, I decided to stand on a table and declare to all why I thought one of the directors was a cunt. Not my finest moment. "
Outstanding! I gave a senior partner a piece of my mind once after an afternoon of droning. So king feeling when that flashed back to me the following morning.
When I was in university I was invited to the Christmas party of the firm I was joining the following September. Got pissed, ended up in bed with a girl I met at the party ... following September, day 1, I get introduced to my new boss. Sure enough ... |
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"We had a memo come around on Friday regarding the Christmas do. A meal and drinks in the city centre.
I don’t usually relish these types of occasions because forced socialisation is my idea of hell but I thought that I should go.
No gossip or bawdy goings on in my history as I’ve usually been the one keeping everyone on the straight and narrow, and looking after the stragglers. Such is the managers lot! "
I don’t think it is the managers job to police anything. As far as I am concerned I have hired adults and they should know what to do and what not to do. If anything happens then they can take the consequences. |
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"We don't have one anymore since American company bought us out used to be a great time free meal and drinks used to also have day trips for kids in summer all stopped now they take all the money ??"
Pity. In overall terms, these things cause a pittance for a company, but the message that it sends to staff is just shit when they take minor benefits away. Very short sighted. |
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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Quite a few years ago, back when I would have a couple on special occasions, my boss convinced me to try whiskey for the first time.
Well after a few, I decided to stand on a table and declare to all why I thought one of the directors was a cunt. Not my finest moment.
Outstanding! I gave a senior partner a piece of my mind once after an afternoon of droning. So king feeling when that flashed back to me the following morning.
When I was in university I was invited to the Christmas party of the firm I was joining the following September. Got pissed, ended up in bed with a girl I met at the party ... following September, day 1, I get introduced to my new boss. Sure enough ... "
Amazing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Our works have one this year. I wont be going. Its normally people creaping up the bosses arse. Buying him drinks ffs. It should be his job to buy us drinks. Also seems to be people trying to impress to there other halfs how well they are. Nar. Not for me
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"We had a memo come around on Friday regarding the Christmas do. A meal and drinks in the city centre.
I don’t usually relish these types of occasions because forced socialisation is my idea of hell but I thought that I should go.
No gossip or bawdy goings on in my history as I’ve usually been the one keeping everyone on the straight and narrow, and looking after the stragglers. Such is the managers lot!
I don’t think it is the managers job to police anything. As far as I am concerned I have hired adults and they should know what to do and what not to do. If anything happens then they can take the consequences. "
Agreed. It’s a night off for everyone. But it’s clearly worse for the manager than it would be for anyone else if they end up making an arse of themselves |
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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Ours are usually good fun. It doesn't look like they're planning one this year so I'm going to go renegade and plan one instead. The appetite is there for a night out of some sort!"
True after the last 18 months just hoping none get cancelled this year xx |
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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Our works have one this year. I wont be going. Its normally people creaping up the bosses arse. Buying him drinks ffs. It should be his job to buy us drinks. Also seems to be people trying to impress to there other halfs how well they are. Nar. Not for me
That’s my issue as well
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"We had a memo come around on Friday regarding the Christmas do. A meal and drinks in the city centre.
I don’t usually relish these types of occasions because forced socialisation is my idea of hell but I thought that I should go.
No gossip or bawdy goings on in my history as I’ve usually been the one keeping everyone on the straight and narrow, and looking after the stragglers. Such is the managers lot!
I don’t think it is the managers job to police anything. As far as I am concerned I have hired adults and they should know what to do and what not to do. If anything happens then they can take the consequences.
Agreed. It’s a night off for everyone. But it’s clearly worse for the manager than it would be for anyone else if they end up making an arse of themselves "
Frankly all I care about is if they are going to shag someone make sure it is in a different department and not someone in their reporting line. |
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"Think he was just being professional. Even though he was single (I knew he split with his partner 11 months prior) I think he wanted to have sex but knew because we worked together it could get awkward.
His obvious loss !!! How did it make you feel? Xxx"
Was fine. We still carried on the flirting in work. Think it was just natural to do. I left when the first lockdown happened cos it was shut for months. Still see him now and again cos we live in the same area. |
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"Quite a few years ago, back when I would have a couple on special occasions, my boss convinced me to try whiskey for the first time.
Well after a few, I decided to stand on a table and declare to all why I thought one of the directors was a cunt. Not my finest moment.
Outstanding! I gave a senior partner a piece of my mind once after an afternoon of droning. So king feeling when that flashed back to me the following morning.
When I was in university I was invited to the Christmas party of the firm I was joining the following September. Got pissed, ended up in bed with a girl I met at the party ... following September, day 1, I get introduced to my new boss. Sure enough ...
Amazing "
Both incidents happened at the same firm, now that I think of it.
And unrelated to Xmas parties, (again, same firm), I went on the piss one night, met a girl in a nightclub, ended up in bed ... a few months later I’m leading the induction training for the new joiners, and who is sitting in the front row? And she turns out to be the managing partner’s daughter.
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"Think he was just being professional. Even though he was single (I knew he split with his partner 11 months prior) I think he wanted to have sex but knew because we worked together it could get awkward.
His obvious loss !!! How did it make you feel? Xxx
Was fine. We still carried on the flirting in work. Think it was just natural to do. I left when the first lockdown happened cos it was shut for months. Still see him now and again cos we live in the same area. "
I don’t think I could ever forgive myself for fucking up an opportunity like that. I would have nightmares |
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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Quite a few years ago, back when I would have a couple on special occasions, my boss convinced me to try whiskey for the first time.
Well after a few, I decided to stand on a table and declare to all why I thought one of the directors was a cunt. Not my finest moment.
Outstanding! I gave a senior partner a piece of my mind once after an afternoon of droning. So king feeling when that flashed back to me the following morning.
When I was in university I was invited to the Christmas party of the firm I was joining the following September. Got pissed, ended up in bed with a girl I met at the party ... following September, day 1, I get introduced to my new boss. Sure enough ...
Amazing
Both incidents happened at the same firm, now that I think of it.
And unrelated to Xmas parties, (again, same firm), I went on the piss one night, met a girl in a nightclub, ended up in bed ... a few months later I’m leading the induction training for the new joiners, and who is sitting in the front row? And she turns out to be the managing partner’s daughter.
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I don’t know if that’s good or bad luck !! |
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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Think he was just being professional. Even though he was single (I knew he split with his partner 11 months prior) I think he wanted to have sex but knew because we worked together it could get awkward.
His obvious loss !!! How did it make you feel? Xxx
Was fine. We still carried on the flirting in work. Think it was just natural to do. I left when the first lockdown happened cos it was shut for months. Still see him now and again cos we live in the same area. "
You will always have the upper hand !! Has he not begged for forgiveness? |
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"Quite a few years ago, back when I would have a couple on special occasions, my boss convinced me to try whiskey for the first time.
Well after a few, I decided to stand on a table and declare to all why I thought one of the directors was a cunt. Not my finest moment.
Outstanding! I gave a senior partner a piece of my mind once after an afternoon of droning. So king feeling when that flashed back to me the following morning.
When I was in university I was invited to the Christmas party of the firm I was joining the following September. Got pissed, ended up in bed with a girl I met at the party ... following September, day 1, I get introduced to my new boss. Sure enough ... "
Ahahha awkward! |
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"Quite a few years ago, back when I would have a couple on special occasions, my boss convinced me to try whiskey for the first time.
Well after a few, I decided to stand on a table and declare to all why I thought one of the directors was a cunt. Not my finest moment.
Outstanding! I gave a senior partner a piece of my mind once after an afternoon of droning. So king feeling when that flashed back to me the following morning.
When I was in university I was invited to the Christmas party of the firm I was joining the following September. Got pissed, ended up in bed with a girl I met at the party ... following September, day 1, I get introduced to my new boss. Sure enough ...
Amazing
Both incidents happened at the same firm, now that I think of it.
And unrelated to Xmas parties, (again, same firm), I went on the piss one night, met a girl in a nightclub, ended up in bed ... a few months later I’m leading the induction training for the new joiners, and who is sitting in the front row? And she turns out to be the managing partner’s daughter.
I don’t know if that’s good or bad luck !!"
Both! |
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