I was in a Pizza Express when I offered the Banned old Duke of York my roll on deodorant because his sweat patches were putting me off my meat feast pizza. I think he preferred a small Margarita

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I was in a Pizza Express when I offered the Banned old Duke of York my roll on deodorant because his sweat patches were putting me off my meat feast pizza. I think he preferred a small Margarita "

Not certain if this qualifies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Krakatoa

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By *topthepressMan over a year ago

MANCHESTER

A party at the marquis de Sade place

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The assassination of Archduke Rio Ferdinand in Sarajevo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A party at the marquis de Sade place"

An interesting addition.

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By *topthepressMan over a year ago

MANCHESTER

Hope Caligula can make it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The building of the great wall of China.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Big Bang.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/10/21 23:47:51]

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hope Caligula can make it"
Make the list?

If you weren't there you can add him too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The Big Bang."

Surely you've been to a firework display!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The failed Gunpowder Plot of 1605.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Big Bang.

Surely you've been to a firework display!"

Ha ha. Just lots of disappointing fizzles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I cannot be seen to laugh at things others were not involved in but I do find the contributions funny.

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By *topthepressMan over a year ago

MANCHESTER

"The Big Bang."

Always wanted one of those never quite happened

Same as that song summer of 69 still working on that one maybe next summer

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The Big Bang.

Always wanted one of those never quite happened

Same as that song summer of 69 still working on that one maybe next summer"
If you were not there during the summer of 69..you may have been? Or at least 96?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Battle of Waterloo.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Waterloo winning the Eurovision Song contest in 1974. The UK gave the song nul points.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The Battle of Waterloo."
Celtics famous victory in Europe in 1967

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Waterloo winning the Eurovision Song contest in 1974. The UK gave the song nul points.

"
Maybe it was to encourage peace in Europe?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Pearl Harbour

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By *esmond and Molly JonesCouple over a year ago

Watford

"God creating Adam"

I think he meant "actual" world events.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The invention of the TV (set)

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

When Luke Shywalker blew up the DeathStar.

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

I was not at the battle of Culloden

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"God creating Adam

I think he meant "actual" world events."

I'll let this one stand as I don't want a fight with

anyone!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When Luke Shywalker blew up the DeathStar.

You were also not there at the handing out of the script.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"When Luke Shywalker blew up the DeathStar.

You were also not there at the handing out of the script."

(Blows raspberry)

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By *topthepressMan over a year ago

MANCHESTER

The birth of Jesus

And then ask Mary how

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When Luke Shywalker blew up the DeathStar.

You were also not there at the handing out of the script.

(Blows raspberry)

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The Battle of Britain

*stands and salutes

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

The great wall of China

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"The Big Bang."

You missed it sorry.

That was at my gaff last Thursday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Big Bang.

You missed it sorry.

That was at my gaff last Thursday

I know. That’s why I put it. Didn’t even get an invite.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

The Taj Mahal

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

F&B discovering watermelons for the first time.

LvM

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"F&B discovering watermelons for the first time.

LvM"

I miss him x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Rumble in the Jungle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The Battle of Britain

*stands and salutes

Your an ace..you should have been there..have the man up on a charge!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The Rumble in the Jungle."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wasn't involved in JFK being shot!

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

Building the pyramid of Cheops .

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wasn't involved in JFK being shot!"

I wasn't either.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wasn't involved in JFK being shot!"

They all say that

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I was at the bingo with my Nan when the Berlin Wall came down.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Who shot

J R

Ewing?

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By *immyinreadingMan over a year ago

henley on thames

My first blowjob

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My first blowjob"
You've just been involved in your first..b..l..o..b.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I was at the bingo with my Nan when the Berlin Wall came down.

Thanks for your intelligent contribution.

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

I did not play any role in the war between Russia and Japan in 1905, despite rumours to the contrary.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I did not play any role in the war between Russia and Japan in 1905, despite rumours to the contrary. "
( (

Thank you..our doubts have now been unleashed.

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