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over a year ago
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I wouldn’t say they turned me on but I do enjoy my own. I farted on laminate the other day and I only had a nightie on with no knickers and honestly it felt sharp like a knife had gone up my back. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is this a wind up ? 
Frrrrrp"
Your picture of the bum in bed is perfect for this thread. Can picture my face between the cheeks, a fart blowing my hair like I was in an 80’s music video. |
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By *innocentMan
over a year ago
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"I wouldn’t say they turned me on but I do enjoy my own. I farted on laminate the other day and I only had a nightie on with no knickers and honestly it felt sharp like a knife had gone up my back. "
Must have sounded like a pack of cards being ruffled ,or the old creaky door of the wardrobe leading to Narnia being slowly opened . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wouldn’t say they turned me on but I do enjoy my own. I farted on laminate the other day and I only had a nightie on with no knickers and honestly it felt sharp like a knife had gone up my back.
Must have sounded like a pack of cards being ruffled ,or the old creaky door of the wardrobe leading to Narnia being slowly opened ."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wouldn’t say they turned me on but I do enjoy my own. I farted on laminate the other day and I only had a nightie on with no knickers and honestly it felt sharp like a knife had gone up my back. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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I heard the funniest fart joke the other day. It was a comedian - I can’t remember which one - who said that pre Covid, he used to cough to hide his farts. And now he farts to hide his cough |
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"I heard the funniest fart joke the other day. It was a comedian - I can’t remember which one - who said that pre Covid, he used to cough to hide his farts. And now he farts to hide his cough "
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"I heard the funniest fart joke the other day. It was a comedian - I can’t remember which one - who said that pre Covid, he used to cough to hide his farts. And now he farts to hide his cough "
 lolzzz |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"I heard the funniest fart joke the other day. It was a comedian - I can’t remember which one - who said that pre Covid, he used to cough to hide his farts. And now he farts to hide his cough "
That's very funny |
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"Is this a wind up ?
Frrrrrp
Your picture of the bum in bed is perfect for this thread. Can picture my face between the cheeks, a fart blowing my hair like I was in an 80’s music video. "
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