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I'm still in need, menfolk. Gimme another quickie. Please

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

As you're all so wonderfully accommodating, and we women are so in need of you (well actually it could just be me.... but I'm dragging the others in as well to pretend I'm not the only raging pervert here).....

Please give us more photos. Tonight I'm having a yen for those happy trails.... the happy, happy bit between your belly button and your pubic area.

If more description were needed, it's that bit that my hand slides to under your shirt when I come up and wrap my arms round you from behind. Where I feel that happy, happy trail of hair that runs down from your belly button, down into your trousers, before I get to wrap my hand around the shaft of your.....

Oops. That's not what I meant to do. I'll start again.

It's the bit that I'm going to run my hand down to get to your belt.... and undo that, then pop the buttons of your jeans so I can continue to slide my hand down that trail..... taking those jeans and pants with me as I kneel and let my mouth follow my hand.....

I'm on my knees here..... I need you. Happy trails please. And they're happy no matter the size, no matter the level of hair.... just make me happy. Please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You really are a tart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want to wander off .. where are all the wild trails

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You really are a tart

Mr"

It's true. But it's not just me....

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"You really are a tart

Mr"

Ain't she just and I love her for it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good call Nsp, I do like a happy trail x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I want to wander off .. where are all the wild trails

Hell yeah....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You really are a tart

Ain't she just and I love her for it

Awwwwww you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Good call Nsp, I do like a happy trail x

You're welcome beautiful....

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

I think this is what you mean

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I think this is what you mean

Hell yes. It is. It really is....

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

Sorry NSP, you are the only raging perv that I know

Just kidding of course. Lots of us are like-minded and are grateful of you starting these threads.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

TIL what a happy trail is

Here you go

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sorry NSP, you are the only raging perv that I know

Just kidding of course. Lots of us are like-minded and are grateful of you starting these threads."

You, my darling, are welcome.

Get Mr's out wouldya

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As you asked/demanded so nicely

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"TIL what a happy trail is

Here you go

Ooooh thank you.

TIL what TIL meant

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"As you asked/demanded so nicely

Flurp.

Is the approximation of the noise I just made.

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By *eardybobMan over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Erm... ok... gonna have to do a few fresh ones for this one...

Happy trails you say...

Is this nearly fully clad downpayment ok for now?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Happy trails

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By *rad670Man over a year ago

South Lakes

Always happy to oblige.

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

Ermmm my eyesight is really crap so I’m going to need some close up ones please and Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"TIL what a happy trail is

Here you go

Ooooh thank you.

TIL what TIL meant

Today we learned

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Erm... ok... gonna have to do a few fresh ones for this one...

Happy trails you say...

Is this nearly fully clad downpayment ok for now?

Erp.

Excuse me while I ch*ke on my own drool

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Happy trails

Oh hello

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Always happy to oblige."

Always happy to perve.

I mean accept.

Meh. I mean perve

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As you asked/demanded so nicely

Flurp.

Is the approximation of the noise I just made."

It doesn’t sound like a good noise. Are you ok?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ermmm my eyesight is really crap so I’m going to need some close up ones please and Thankyou

I like close up ones.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"TIL what a happy trail is

Here you go

Ooooh thank you.

TIL what TIL meant

Today I learned

FIFY xx

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"As you asked/demanded so nicely

Flurp.

Is the approximation of the noise I just made.

It doesn’t sound like a good noise. Are you ok?

I'm. Um.

Shurrup

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here's one from an old guy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m just here for research purposes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi posh I’m not sure, does this pic count?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

I think you've had enough from me already Posh

LvM

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman over a year ago

"I’m just here for research purposes

Same

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Here's one from an old guy "

Why thank you kindly sir.... that's happy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will this do?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m just here for research purposes

Yes. Research. That's what I'm doing.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hi posh I’m not sure, does this pic count?

That's more torso than happy trail..... I mean, it's happy....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m just here for research purposes

Yes. Research. That's what I'm doing."

Absolutely. Is V V serious and stuff

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I think you've had enough from me already Posh

LvM"

Never. Never enough Matterhorn.

I need more.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Damn Posh!

Bloody good call lovely lady!!

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By *ack688Man over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Seeing as how you asked so nicely…

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By *igJFromSAMan over a year ago

Woking

I must be psychic, because I uploaded one today that meets your demands

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think the bit you mean I’m showing

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m just here for research purposes

Same

Can I sit with you?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"Ermmm my eyesight is really crap so I’m going to need some close up ones please and Thankyou

I’ve done a slightly more zoomed in option for the visually challenged

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By *elshkinkyMan over a year ago

south wales

I’m sensing us men are being treated like a piece of meat

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"Ermmm my eyesight is really crap so I’m going to need some close up ones please and Thankyou

I’ve done a slightly more zoomed in option for the visually challenged

That’s a sausage on a plate you filthbag!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m sensing us men are being treated like a piece of meat

Awesome isn’t it

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Will this do?

*faints*

Yes. Now come closer..... just a little

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"Ermmm my eyesight is really crap so I’m going to need some close up ones please and Thankyou

I’ve done a slightly more zoomed in option for the visually challenged

That’s a sausage on a plate you filthbag!!!!!"

No that’s next weeks challenge

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By *hubster2016Man over a year ago

Is this ok for you. M’lady(s)

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Damn Posh!

Bloody good call lovely lady!!

You know me Minx.... I do it for the laydeez

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

So demanding, but seeing as it's you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Seeing as how you asked so nicely…"

Ooooh hello Jack

I do like to be polite....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi posh I’m not sure, does this pic count?

That's more torso than happy trail..... I mean, it's happy.... "

Ok back to the drawing board

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By *eardybobMan over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"Erm... ok... gonna have to do a few fresh ones for this one...

Happy trails you say...

Is this nearly fully clad downpayment ok for now?

Erp.

Excuse me while I ch*ke on my own drool

Dont mind me while you dribble OP... guess I'm just gonna have to get all nude for you again!

...Suppose I'd better start with whipping this belt off...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I must be psychic, because I uploaded one today that meets your demands

You must be.... and it certainly does....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I think the bit you mean I’m showing

Oh yes.... that bit.

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By *aiseiMan over a year ago

Birmingham

There you go, NSP…..new profile pic uploaded for you. x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ermmm my eyesight is really crap so I’m going to need some close up ones please and Thankyou

I’ve done a slightly more zoomed in option for the visually challenged

You're a good man WCDB

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

I’ve switched our profile pic to one you can kinda see it on

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"Ermmm my eyesight is really crap so I’m going to need some close up ones please and Thankyou

I’ve done a slightly more zoomed in option for the visually challenged

You're a good man WCDB

I try NSP, I try x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m sensing us men are being treated like a piece of meat

Yes. Yes you are.

And I'm not even sorry. Let me lick your sausage.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Is this ok for you. M’lady(s) "

Oh yes.... yes it is fine sir

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You really are a tart

It's true. But it's not just me....

That's true, and you're a very nice tart so we have a different avatar just for you xx

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

I’m going to start a thread about the bit of skin between your bum hole and fanny

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So demanding, but seeing as it's you"

Ooh AC.... thank you for being so accommodating

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not sure if I'm showing what you want

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By *ewrocksWoman over a year ago

button moon

"I’m just here for research purposes

Same

Well now we know who works for Sydney Uni...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Erm... ok... gonna have to do a few fresh ones for this one...

Happy trails you say...

Is this nearly fully clad downpayment ok for now?

Erp.

Excuse me while I ch*ke on my own drool

Dont mind me while you dribble OP... guess I'm just gonna have to get all nude for you again!

...Suppose I'd better start with whipping this belt off...

Christ on a bike.

Hold onto that belt. I have a plan for it

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

"Sorry NSP, you are the only raging perv that I know

Just kidding of course. Lots of us are like-minded and are grateful of you starting these threads.

You, my darling, are welcome.

Get Mr's out wouldya

I shall try my best at the next photo opportunity

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"There you go, NSP…..new profile pic uploaded for you. x"

You are just too good to me

Er. Us. The ladies. All the ladies.

Dammit.

Way to be cool Posh

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"I’m going to start a thread about the bit of skin between your bum hole and fanny

you minger

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’ve switched our profile pic to one you can kinda see it on

D."

I'm licking D.

I mean looking. Damn autocarrot

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ermmm my eyesight is really crap so I’m going to need some close up ones please and Thankyou

I’ve done a slightly more zoomed in option for the visually challenged

You're a good man WCDB

I try NSP, I try x"

You succeed WCDB.

Want me to suckseed too?

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

And I'm here! Let the perve continue

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You really are a tart

It's true. But it's not just me....

That's true, and you're a very nice tart so we have a different avatar just for you xx

Mr"

Ooooh Mr..... you're spoiling me.

Keep it up gorgeous

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m going to start a thread about the bit of skin between your bum hole and fanny

If yours doesn't work I'll do that thread next week

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you miss-spell Quiche?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"Ermmm my eyesight is really crap so I’m going to need some close up ones please and Thankyou

I’ve done a slightly more zoomed in option for the visually challenged

You're a good man WCDB

I try NSP, I try x

You succeed WCDB.

Want me to suckseed too?

I’m certainly not going to stop you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm not sure if I'm showing what you want"

Yes.... you definitely are

Covered all bases there

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sorry NSP, you are the only raging perv that I know

Just kidding of course. Lots of us are like-minded and are grateful of you starting these threads.

You, my darling, are welcome.

Get Mr's out wouldya

I shall try my best at the next photo opportunity"

I'll help if you like

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"I’m going to start a thread about the bit of skin between your bum hole and fanny

Perineum, gooch or grundel apparently! Never heard of the last one…. Sounds like something out of lord of the rings

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seen as you asked so nicely...

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"As you asked/demanded so nicely

Damm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always happy to oblige

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"And I'm here! Let the perve continue

Took your time..

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

Still in need, NSP? I'm beginning to wonder if you will ever be satiated.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Did you miss-spell Quiche?

Crap. I keep doing that.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ermmm my eyesight is really crap so I’m going to need some close up ones please and Thankyou

I’ve done a slightly more zoomed in option for the visually challenged

You're a good man WCDB

I try NSP, I try x

You succeed WCDB.

Want me to suckseed too?

I’m certainly not going to stop you

Pervert

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"I’ve switched our profile pic to one you can kinda see it on

I'm licking D.

I mean looking. Damn autocarrot

Can you suck it?

I mean see it! Pesky autocarrot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You mean this?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Seen as you asked so nicely..."

Oh I did... Didn't I.

And you gave so well

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By *hubster2016Man over a year ago

"Is this ok for you. M’lady(s)

Oh yes.... yes it is fine sir

Happy to help you ladies with your (cough) research

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Always happy to oblige"

And you do it so well

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"Ermmm my eyesight is really crap so I’m going to need some close up ones please and Thankyou

I’ve done a slightly more zoomed in option for the visually challenged

You're a good man WCDB

I try NSP, I try x

You succeed WCDB.

Want me to suckseed too?

I’m certainly not going to stop you

Pervert

Who me

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Seeing as how you asked so nicely…"

Grazie

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"And I'm here! Let the perve continue

Took your time.. "

Was doing adult stuff

(and not the sort you're thinking filth bag)

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Still in need, NSP? I'm beginning to wonder if you will ever be satiated. "

Well.... it seems unlikely

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’ve switched our profile pic to one you can kinda see it on

I'm licking D.

I mean looking. Damn autocarrot

Can you suck it?

I mean see it! Pesky autocarrot

D."

Ok. To all the above

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will this do?

*faints*

Yes. Now come closer..... just a little

Hahahaha

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"You mean this?

What the......???

Put that away! I do not want to sexualise my BFF!

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By *91kMan over a year ago

Maidstone

"As you're all so wonderfully accommodating, and we women are so in need of you (well actually it could just be me.... but I'm dragging the others in as well to pretend I'm not the only raging pervert here).....

Please give us more photos. Tonight I'm having a yen for those happy trails.... the happy, happy bit between your belly button and your pubic area.

Oops. That's not what I meant to do. I'll start again.

I'm on my knees here..... I need you. Happy trails please. And they're happy no matter the size, no matter the level of hair.... just make me happy. Please

She's at it again!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Is this ok for you. M’lady(s)

Oh yes.... yes it is fine sir

Happy to help you ladies with your (cough) research "

Sydney Uni thanks you

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By *ockosaurusMan over a year ago

Warwick

Can you see mine OK?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ermmm my eyesight is really crap so I’m going to need some close up ones please and Thankyou

I’ve done a slightly more zoomed in option for the visually challenged

You're a good man WCDB

I try NSP, I try x

You succeed WCDB.

Want me to suckseed too?

I’m certainly not going to stop you

Pervert

Who me

Yes you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You mean this?

Yes. That. Exactly that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sat quietly in the corner with a Gin and tonic and drooling...

Great call posh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As you asked/demanded so nicely

Damm

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"And I'm here! Let the perve continue

Took your time..

Was doing adult stuff

(and not the sort you're thinking filth bag)"

Yeah yeah....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Please give us more photos. Tonight I'm having a yen for those happy trails.... the happy, happy bit between your belly button and your pubic area.

Oops. That's not what I meant to do. I'll start again.

I'm on my knees here..... I need you. Happy trails please. And they're happy no matter the size, no matter the level of hair.... just make me happy. Please

She's at it again!

She's always at it

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"As you asked/demanded so nicely

That made me happy

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can you see mine OK? "

I'm looking so closely.... yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You mean this?

What the......???

Put that away! I do not want to sexualise my BFF!

Good God woman! How long have I had to put up with your boobs popping out at me??!!

Suck it up!!

Oh wait....perhaps I ought to rephrase that.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sat quietly in the corner with a Gin and tonic and drooling...

Great call posh

You're very welcome lovely

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By *eardybobMan over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

How far are we going with this OP?

I mean... is this an all off type of a thread?

(Fresh happytrail for your delectation by the way)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As you asked/demanded so nicely

That made me happy

Not a shirt and jeans, sorry

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"You mean this?

What the......???

Put that away! I do not want to sexualise my BFF!

Good God woman! How long have I had to put up with your boobs popping out at me??!!

Suck it up!!

Oh wait....perhaps I ought to rephrase that.

Soz, not soz! X

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"As you asked/demanded so nicely

That made me happy

Not a shirt and jeans, sorry

I'm still waiting for THAT photo....

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Posh, your threads make a Sunday so much better

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By *hubster2016Man over a year ago

Put a different one up for you now ladies

For research obviously

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"How far are we going with this OP?

I mean... is this an all off type of a thread?

(Fresh happytrail for your delectation by the way)

You're fucking awesome.

And utterly delectable.

As for all off.... I mean.... um.... is it warm in here?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m just here for research purposes

Same

Taking notes for..um..something

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Posh, your threads make a Sunday so much better"

They really really do

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"How far are we going with this OP?

I mean... is this an all off type of a thread?

(Fresh happytrail for your delectation by the way)

Bob, can I just clear this up now?

OFF. All of them off! When Posh wants to see Happy Trail, she, like I - wants to travel to the end of the trail.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Put a different one up for you now ladies

For research obviously

You've gone all in with that one

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m just here for research purposes

Same

Taking notes for..um..something

I'm just taking notes. And screenshots. For... um... wanking

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"How far are we going with this OP?

I mean... is this an all off type of a thread?

(Fresh happytrail for your delectation by the way)

Bob, can I just clear this up now?

OFF. All of them off! When Posh wants to see Happy Trail, she, like I - wants to travel to the end of the trail.

Oh he knows

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m just here for research purposes

Same

Taking notes for..um..something

I'm just taking notes. And screenshots. For... um... wanking"

Damn autocarrot. I meant something.

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By *ockosaurusMan over a year ago

Warwick

"Can you see mine OK?

I'm looking so closely.... yes

That's good because I very nearly took a new one.

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By *eardybobMan over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"How far are we going with this OP?

I mean... is this an all off type of a thread?

(Fresh happytrail for your delectation by the way)

Bob, can I just clear this up now?

OFF. All of them off! When Posh wants to see Happy Trail, she, like I - wants to travel to the end of the trail.

Duly noted! On it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m just here for research purposes

Same

Taking notes for..um..something

I'm just taking notes. And screenshots. For... um... wanking

Damn autocarrot. I meant something."

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"I’m going to start a thread about the bit of skin between your bum hole and fanny

you minger"

The biffins bridge thread

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can you see mine OK?

I'm looking so closely.... yes

That's good because I very nearly took a new one. "

You should do that. Closer

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

There you go, hope that sets your mind and pulse racing.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"There you go, hope that sets your mind and pulse racing."

Holy buggerfuck.

Yes. Yes it does.

I mean.... er..... thank you

(I am so not cool)

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By *elshkinkyMan over a year ago

south wales

"I’m going to start a thread about the bit of skin between your bum hole and fanny

you minger

The biffins bridge thread

The taint

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

"There you go, hope that sets your mind and pulse racing.

Holy buggerfuck.

Yes. Yes it does.

I mean.... er..... thank you

(I am so not cool)"

You don't need to be polite with me, dirty talk is much better between us ladies

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"There you go, hope that sets your mind and pulse racing.

Holy buggerfuck.

Yes. Yes it does.

I mean.... er..... thank you

(I am so not cool)

You don't need to be polite with me, dirty talk is much better between us ladies

Hell yes it is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seeing as it’s a polite request

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By *hubster2016Man over a year ago

Got another 2 if you’d like to see ladies??

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Seeing as it’s a polite request

I'm always very very polite.... you know that

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Got another 2 if you’d like to see ladies??

Bring them on!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman over a year ago

"I’m just here for research purposes

Same

Can I sit with you?

Always gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow there's some stunning women on here

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman over a year ago

"I’m just here for research purposes

Same

Well now we know who works for Sydney Uni...

You’ve found me out!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m just here for research purposes

Same

Can I sit with you?

Always gorgeous

You're a star xx

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By *hubster2016Man over a year ago

First one of them for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As you asked/demanded so nicely

That made me happy

Not a shirt and jeans, sorry

I'm still waiting for THAT photo....

More demanding than Posh and that’s saying something

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"I’m just here for research purposes

Same

Well now we know who works for Sydney Uni...

You’ve found me out!

I volunteer as a test subject

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By *eardybobMan over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"How far are we going with this OP?

I mean... is this an all off type of a thread?

(Fresh happytrail for your delectation by the way)

Bob, can I just clear this up now?

OFF. All of them off! When Posh wants to see Happy Trail, she, like I - wants to travel to the end of the trail.

Oh he knows

Ladies, I am as always yours to command... *doffs cap respectfully*

Will this do?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"First one of them for you

Why thank you

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By *hubster2016Man over a year ago

"First one of them for you

Why thank you

I’ll give it 5 for the other ladies

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"You really are a tart

It's true. But it's not just me....

It’s not just you Posh

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman over a year ago

"I’m just here for research purposes

Same

Well now we know who works for Sydney Uni...

You’ve found me out!

I volunteer as a test subject

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"How far are we going with this OP?

I mean... is this an all off type of a thread?

(Fresh happytrail for your delectation by the way)

Bob, can I just clear this up now?

OFF. All of them off! When Posh wants to see Happy Trail, she, like I - wants to travel to the end of the trail.

Oh he knows

Ladies, I am as always yours to command... *doffs cap respectfully*

Will this do?

Yes. Yes it will.

That's the happiest trail I've ever seen

Come. Here. Now

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You really are a tart

It's true. But it's not just me....

It’s not just you Posh

Hell no....

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By *ockosaurusMan over a year ago

Warwick

"Can you see mine OK?

I'm looking so closely.... yes

That's good because I very nearly took a new one.

You should do that. Closer

Wow, so demanding!

OK, just knocked out another for you.

Can you see everything you want better this time?

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By *hubster2016Man over a year ago

Last one for you posh n co

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can you see mine OK?

I'm looking so closely.... yes

That's good because I very nearly took a new one.

You should do that. Closer

Wow, so demanding!

OK, just knocked out another for you.

Can you see everything you want better this time? "

I'm distracted by the thought of you knocking one out for me....

Gimme a sec

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Done…. One for fans of us larger lads

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By *layful HarlequinMan over a year ago

iver heath

Lol who could say no

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Done…. One for fans of us larger lads

Oooh very nice...

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By *elshkinkyMan over a year ago

south wales

There’s a couple on my profile … im shy though

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Lol who could say no

A surprisingly large number of people.... but not you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"There’s a couple on my profile … im shy though

Yeah.... so shy

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Away for Christmas

I have those

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"I have those "

Yes you do

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have those "

Yes. Yes you do

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By *eardybobMan over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"How far are we going with this OP?

I mean... is this an all off type of a thread?

(Fresh happytrail for your delectation by the way)

Bob, can I just clear this up now?

OFF. All of them off! When Posh wants to see Happy Trail, she, like I - wants to travel to the end of the trail.

Oh he knows

Ladies, I am as always yours to command... *doffs cap respectfully*

Will this do?

Yes. Yes it will.

That's the happiest trail I've ever seen

Come. Here. Now

Be right there...

...but first I'm gonna jump in the bath as I'm already all nude

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"How far are we going with this OP?

I mean... is this an all off type of a thread?

(Fresh happytrail for your delectation by the way)

Bob, can I just clear this up now?

OFF. All of them off! When Posh wants to see Happy Trail, she, like I - wants to travel to the end of the trail.

Oh he knows

Ladies, I am as always yours to command... *doffs cap respectfully*

Will this do?

Yes. Yes it will.

That's the happiest trail I've ever seen

Come. Here. Now

Be right there...

...but first I'm gonna jump in the bath as I'm already all nude

Happy trail pics or it didn't happen..... take me with you

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By *eardybobMan over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"How far are we going with this OP?

I mean... is this an all off type of a thread?

(Fresh happytrail for your delectation by the way)

Bob, can I just clear this up now?

OFF. All of them off! When Posh wants to see Happy Trail, she, like I - wants to travel to the end of the trail.

Oh he knows

Ladies, I am as always yours to command... *doffs cap respectfully*

Will this do?

Yes. Yes it will.

That's the happiest trail I've ever seen

Come. Here. Now

Be right there...

...but first I'm gonna jump in the bath as I'm already all nude

Happy trail pics or it didn't happen..... take me with you

^^ your wish is my command!

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By *eyond PurityCouple over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Happy to help

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"How far are we going with this OP?

I mean... is this an all off type of a thread?

(Fresh happytrail for your delectation by the way)

Bob, can I just clear this up now?

OFF. All of them off! When Posh wants to see Happy Trail, she, like I - wants to travel to the end of the trail.

Oh he knows

Ladies, I am as always yours to command... *doffs cap respectfully*

Will this do?

Yes. Yes it will.

That's the happiest trail I've ever seen

Come. Here. Now

Be right there...

...but first I'm gonna jump in the bath as I'm already all nude

Happy trail pics or it didn't happen..... take me with you

^^ your wish is my command!

Oooh I wonder what else I could get you to do....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve done another one for you, do you prefer with knickers on or naked?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Happy to help

And my word..... you know you always help. A lot. Often

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’ve done another one for you, do you prefer with knickers on or naked?

I'm always a naked fan

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Thank you all so much for being so wonderfully accommodating again.....

I shall be researching for a while on this one

Crap. I meant wanking. Bloody autocarrot

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