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The late late nocturnal thread ©™ extra extra time

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga

tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos.

Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

Animal facts please everyone

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By *ewrocksWoman over a year ago

button moon

"Animal facts please everyone

Male giraffes will headbutt females in the bladder till they pee, then drink it to see if they're ready to mate.

And we thought FAF was bad

Evening all

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

I’ve bitten off more than I can chew in the truth or dare thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Animal facts please everyone

Jamie, you're tonight's ³rd ¹st poster, congratulations!

Nearly three percent of the ice in Antarctic glaciers is penguin urine.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Animal facts please everyone

Male giraffes will headbutt females in the bladder till they pee, then drink it to see if they're ready to mate.

And we thought FAF was bad

Evening all

Well aren’t you a hidden gem. I think this is one of my top 10 favourite posts I’ve seen on the forum of all time!

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Animal facts please everyone

Jamie, you're tonight's ³rd ¹st poster, congratulations!

Nearly three percent of the ice in Antarctic glaciers is penguin urine."

Colour me shocked

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Animal facts please everyone

Male giraffes will headbutt females in the bladder till they pee, then drink it to see if they're ready to mate.

And we thought FAF was bad

Evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, New. Male giraffes, they've got some neck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve bitten off more than I can chew in the truth or dare thread. "

Haha. I don't like dares, and you'd you'd ask me something I wouldn't want to answer. So I didn't join in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Animal facts please everyone

Jamie, you're tonight's ³rd ¹st poster, congratulations!

Nearly three percent of the ice in Antarctic glaciers is penguin urine.

Colour me shocked "

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"I’ve bitten off more than I can chew in the truth or dare thread.

Haha. I don't like dares, and you'd you'd ask me something I wouldn't want to answer. So I didn't join in."

I would have been gentle. Ye of little faith!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve bitten off more than I can chew in the truth or dare thread. "

To be fair, that was a can of worms best not opened at 1am

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

The more a great white shark eats, the more sexually aroused it becomes.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"I’ve bitten off more than I can chew in the truth or dare thread.

To be fair, that was a can of worms best not opened at 1am"

It was chaos.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"The more a great white shark eats, the more sexually aroused it becomes."

That’s like me.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

I hope Estella does thread 2. I like chaos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It was chaos."

You need a secretary

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve bitten off more than I can chew in the truth or dare thread.

Haha. I don't like dares, and you'd you'd ask me something I wouldn't want to answer. So I didn't join in.

I would have been gentle. Ye of little faith!"

In that case I'll join in, if the thread hasn't closed.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"I’ve bitten off more than I can chew in the truth or dare thread.

Haha. I don't like dares, and you'd you'd ask me something I wouldn't want to answer. So I didn't join in.

I would have been gentle. Ye of little faith!

In that case I'll join in, if the thread hasn't closed."
go on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Just. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whale vomit is worth a small fortune

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The more a great white shark eats, the more sexually aroused it becomes."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Byron. The same thing happened tonight to PP.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Whale vomit is worth a small fortune "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Worf.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"The more a great white shark eats, the more sexually aroused it becomes."

I didn’t realise I was part great white shark

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whale vomit is worth a small fortune

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Worf."
good morning seeing as its gone past midnight

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By *ayjay218Man over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I’ve bitten off more than I can chew in the truth or dare thread.

Haha. I don't like dares, and you'd you'd ask me something I wouldn't want to answer. So I didn't join in.

I would have been gentle. Ye of little faith!

In that case I'll join in, if the thread hasn't closed. go on!"
good effort on the truth or dare thread. Trying to hold back the tide lol

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

"The more a great white shark eats, the more sexually aroused it becomes.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Byron. The same thing happened tonight to PP."

Wotcher Jim, hot chocolate's on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A polar bears fur is translucent. It looks white because of the snow

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Your answer Jim!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Whale vomit is worth a small fortune

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Worf.good morning seeing as its gone past midnight "

Morning!

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"A polar bears fur is translucent. It looks white because of the snow"

Seriously?!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The more a great white shark eats, the more sexually aroused it becomes.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Byron. The same thing happened tonight to PP.

Wotcher Jim, hot chocolate's on."

Oh, Byron, you're the man.

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

In Southern states in the US, Alligators living near a nuclear plant is a sign that it's illegally discharging heated water from the plant. The Alligators are drawn to the hot water in cold weather.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"In Southern states in the US, Alligators living near a nuclear plant is a sign that it's illegally discharging heated water from the plant. The Alligators are drawn to the hot water in cold weather."

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

When great white shark pups are born they already measure 5ft long.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

There is some seriously impressive animal facts tonight. I am thrilled by this.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Sexy Shatner’s eyes are getting tired. I think that might be me out for the night.

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

"The more a great white shark eats, the more sexually aroused it becomes.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Byron. The same thing happened tonight to PP.

Wotcher Jim, hot chocolate's on.

Oh, Byron, you're the man."

We both are.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A polar bears fur is translucent. It looks white because of the snow"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Chesty. Excellent animal fact.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Sexy Shatner’s eyes are getting tired. I think that might be me out for the night.

The truth or dare thread was incredible. So much fun. You’re a gem.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your answer Jim!!

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Sexy Shatner’s eyes are getting tired. I think that might be me out for the night.

The truth or dare thread was incredible. So much fun. You’re a gem. "

I liked angry man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sexy Shatner’s eyes are getting tired. I think that might be me out for the night.

Sweet dreams. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A polar bears fur is translucent. It looks white because of the snow

Seriously?!?"

It's true.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Sexy Shatner’s eyes are getting tired. I think that might be me out for the night.

The truth or dare thread was incredible. So much fun. You’re a gem.

I liked angry man. "

He was my favourite part.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A polar bears fur is translucent. It looks white because of the snow

Seriously?!?"

Yup!! It was on national geographic a few weeks back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A polar bears fur is translucent. It looks white because of the snow

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Chesty. Excellent animal fact.

Evening Jim

How are you??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When great white shark pups are born they already measure 5ft long. "

As big as PP.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The more a great white shark eats, the more sexually aroused it becomes.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Byron. The same thing happened tonight to PP.

Wotcher Jim, hot chocolate's on.

Oh, Byron, you're the man.

We both are.

Ayyyy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cats always land on their feet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sexy Shatner’s eyes are getting tired. I think that might be me out for the night.

The truth or dare thread was incredible. So much fun. You’re a gem.

I liked angry man.

He was my favourite part. "

I've got to read the thread now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A polar bears fur is translucent. It looks white because of the snow

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Chesty. Excellent animal fact.

Evening Jim

How are you??"

I'm good, thanks. How are youuuuuuuu?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are over 500 species of sharks. 143 of these are under threat, listed from vulnerable to critically endangered.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A polar bears fur is translucent. It looks white because of the snow

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Chesty. Excellent animal fact.

Evening Jim

How are you??

I'm good, thanks. How are youuuuuuuu?"

I'm very good thank you

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

Anyone else for the hot chocolate? It's a mix of Cadbury's instant with malted chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some shark species will die if they stop swimming

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Slugs have four noses.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Animal was a drummer for the Muppets. Fact!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A polar bears fur is translucent. It looks white because of the snow

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Chesty. Excellent animal fact.

Evening Jim

How are you??

I'm good, thanks. How are youuuuuuuu?

I'm very good thank you"

Excellent news.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Slugs have four noses.

Nose way!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Animal was a drummer for the Muppets. Fact!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pablo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Slugs have four noses.

Nose way!!"

Honest.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Animal was a drummer for the Muppets. Fact!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pablo."

Your avatar said it all. Quality!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The heart of a shrimp is located in its head.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Animal was a drummer for the Muppets. Fact!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pablo.

Your avatar said it all. Quality!"

Thanks!

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

What’s the best fictional animal, be it a made up animal or a named fictional real animal?

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"What’s the best fictional animal, be it a made up animal or a named fictional real animal? "

I’m rather partial to a Jabberwocky.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The fingerprints of koalas are so indistinguishable from humans that they have on occasion been confused at crime scenes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s the best fictional animal, be it a made up animal or a named fictional real animal? "

Haggis. Even better when you convince someone Scottish they're real!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s the best fictional animal, be it a made up animal or a named fictional real animal? "
rocket racoon

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"What’s the best fictional animal, be it a made up animal or a named fictional real animal?

Haggis. Even better when you convince someone Scottish they're real!"

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

I think Jim has gone to sleep.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

A dune gecko doesn't have eyelids so clean their eyes with their long tongue.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think Jim has gone to sleep. "
sur it is early in the morning /late at night

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What’s the best fictional animal, be it a made up animal or a named fictional real animal? "

Cringer, because he's scaredy cat. But when He-Man becomes He-Man Cringer becomes Battle Cat. I like how he manages to push himself and find inner strength. That and I think green cats are groovy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think Jim has gone to sleep. "

I was answering your question.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"What’s the best fictional animal, be it a made up animal or a named fictional real animal?

Cringer, because he's scaredy cat. But when He-Man becomes He-Man Cringer becomes Battle Cat. I like how he manages to push himself and find inner strength. That and I think green cats are groovy."

A great answer!

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"I think Jim has gone to sleep.

I was answering your question."

I stand corrected.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"A dune gecko doesn't have eyelids so clean their eyes with their long tongue.

I don’t pile love to be able to lick my own eye ball

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good morning early birds

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"A dune gecko doesn't have eyelids so clean their eyes with their long tongue.

I don’t pile love to be able to lick my own eye ball"

You'd be very popular on here with a tongue like that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What’s the best fictional animal, be it a made up animal or a named fictional real animal? rocket racoon "

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sDcDCZGcZj8

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

Guys is my typing always this bad? I don’t wear my glasses and I don’t proof read.

Is it getting worse?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good morning early birds "

Good mooooooooooooooooooooooornjng, Benji. Have you just woken up?

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Guys is my typing always this bad? I don’t wear my glasses and I don’t proof read.

Is it getting worse? "

I did wonder what you were trying to say about the eyeball.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Guys is my typing always this bad? I don’t wear my glasses and I don’t proof read.

Is it getting worse? "

So bad all fabbers (except you obviously) have been issued with a Jamie hants to English translation dictionary.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Guys is my typing always this bad? I don’t wear my glasses and I don’t proof read.

Is it getting worse?

So bad all fabbers (except you obviously) have been issued with a Jamie hants to English translation dictionary. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Guys is my typing always this bad? I don’t wear my glasses and I don’t proof read.

Is it getting worse? "

It's fine. My mama said, you can't pile love. No, you just have to wait.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Guys is my typing always this bad? I don’t wear my glasses and I don’t proof read.

Is it getting worse?

I did wonder what you were trying to say about the eyeball. "

I thought 'pile' meant 'half'.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning early birds

Good mooooooooooooooooooooooornjng, Benji. Have you just woken up?"

I’ve just came back from a night out

, what’s keeping you all up ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jamie, Estelle will lick your eyeballs for you. And if she declines she can dare me to do it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good morning early birds

Good mooooooooooooooooooooooornjng, Benji. Have you just woken up?

I’ve just came back from a night out

, what’s keeping you all up ?"

You dirty stop out. I'm here to answer Estella's questions.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Good morning early birds

Good mooooooooooooooooooooooornjng, Benji. Have you just woken up?

I’ve just came back from a night out

, what’s keeping you all up ?"

I've already been asleep.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Jamie, Estelle will lick your eyeballs for you. And if she declines she can dare me to do it!"

Ooooh no! That makes me go squirmy, eyeballs scare me. You do it!

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Good morning early birds

Good mooooooooooooooooooooooornjng, Benji. Have you just woken up?

I’ve just came back from a night out

, what’s keeping you all up ?

You dirty stop out. I'm here to answer Estella's questions."

Oh yeah? It’s like truth serum time on the extra extra thread. Let’s go!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good morning early birds

Good mooooooooooooooooooooooornjng, Benji. Have you just woken up?

I’ve just came back from a night out

, what’s keeping you all up ?

I've already been asleep. "

Blimey. Good moooooooooooooorning, Mag.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

What does your favourite footwear look like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good morning early birds

Good mooooooooooooooooooooooornjng, Benji. Have you just woken up?

I’ve just came back from a night out

, what’s keeping you all up ?

You dirty stop out. I'm here to answer Estella's questions.

Oh yeah? It’s like truth serum time on the extra extra thread. Let’s go!"

You're the asker.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning early birds

Good mooooooooooooooooooooooornjng, Benji. Have you just woken up?

I’ve just came back from a night out

, what’s keeping you all up ?

You dirty stop out. I'm here to answer Estella's questions."

It was nice to shake a leg , I haven’t been out for awhile

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

What would you name your pet dolphin if you had one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What does your favourite footwear look like?"

Like burgundy Italian leather.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

How do you get pumpkin spice latte out of the carpet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good morning early birds

Good mooooooooooooooooooooooornjng, Benji. Have you just woken up?

I’ve just came back from a night out

, what’s keeping you all up ?

You dirty stop out. I'm here to answer Estella's questions.

It was nice to shake a leg , I haven’t been out for awhile "

Nice one, we like to boogie on a Saturday night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How do you get pumpkin spice latte out of the carpet?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'll be back.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What would you name your pet dolphin if you had one?"

Fredo

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Which forum poster makes you chuckle?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve bitten off more than I can chew in the truth or dare thread. "

You did a stellar job

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"I’ve bitten off more than I can chew in the truth or dare thread.

You did a stellar job

xx"

Awww thanks x

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By *ikesEmBigMan over a year ago

Herts

"Which forum poster makes you chuckle?"
you in a "wish I was a bit smarter" way. But I likes ya brain

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Which forum poster makes you chuckle? you in a "wish I was a bit smarter" way. But I likes ya brain "

Oh Lordy I’m not funny at all! But thank you anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What would you name your pet dolphin if you had one?"

Lundgren.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Guys is my typing always this bad? I don’t wear my glasses and I don’t proof read.

Is it getting worse?

So bad all fabbers (except you obviously) have been issued with a Jamie hants to English translation dictionary. "

That’s probably not a bad shout. I wish I had one. Or someone to poof read me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Which forum poster makes you chuckle?"

Lemon.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"What would you name your pet dolphin if you had one?

Lundgren."

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By *ikesEmBigMan over a year ago

Herts

"Which forum poster makes you chuckle? you in a "wish I was a bit smarter" way. But I likes ya brain

Oh Lordy I’m not funny at all! But thank you anyway.

"
I like subtlety

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What does your favourite footwear look like?"

Your mouth

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Guys is my typing always this bad? I don’t wear my glasses and I don’t proof read.

Is it getting worse?

So bad all fabbers (except you obviously) have been issued with a Jamie hants to English translation dictionary.

That’s probably not a bad shout. I wish I had one. Or someone to poof read me. "

Poof reading!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mia. Smileyface

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Which forum poster makes you chuckle?

Lemon."

Good shout.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Good morning early birds

Good mooooooooooooooooooooooornjng, Benji. Have you just woken up?

I’ve just came back from a night out

, what’s keeping you all up ?

I've already been asleep.

Blimey. Good moooooooooooooorning, Mag."

Morning Jim. Think it's time for cornflakes and orange juice. I will go back for a mid morning nap in a bit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A big good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to Big.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"What does your favourite footwear look like?

Your mouth

Kinky.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good morning early birds

Good mooooooooooooooooooooooornjng, Benji. Have you just woken up?

I’ve just came back from a night out

, what’s keeping you all up ?

I've already been asleep.

Blimey. Good moooooooooooooorning, Mag.

Morning Jim. Think it's time for cornflakes and orange juice. I will go back for a mid morning nap in a bit. "

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UzPh89tD5pA

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Guys is my typing always this bad? I don’t wear my glasses and I don’t proof read.

Is it getting worse?

So bad all fabbers (except you obviously) have been issued with a Jamie hants to English translation dictionary.

That’s probably not a bad shout. I wish I had one. Or someone to poof read me. "

Kinda like Keyser soze, poof, they disappear after they've checked your spelling.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Have you ever worn underwear typically worn by another gender to yours?

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

"What’s the best fictional animal, be it a made up animal or a named fictional real animal? "

I like the Jabberwocky, but am more partial to the Unicorn.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you ever worn underwear typically worn by another gender to yours?"

Yeah but only when she asked (and bizarrely one time I was dared to) and things kept popping out so it didn't last long.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Guess whose birthday it is today.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

I wish I could say my work emails were more coherent. They’re not.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Guess whose birthday it is today."

Yay you remembered

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have you ever worn underwear typically worn by another gender to yours?"

I have never done that.

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

"Have you ever worn underwear typically worn by another gender to yours?"

Yes. I went as Frank to see 'Rocky Horror'. Apparently, the sight of me in heels and a basque was causing people to get out of my way sharpish.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Guess whose birthday it is today.

Yay you remembered

Thank you

Is it really your birthday?

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Guess whose birthday it is today.

Yay you remembered

Thank you

Is it really your birthday?"

Yes. I’m going to get cake.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guess whose birthday it is today.

Yay you remembered

Thank you

Happy birthday! You got my present earlier. It's mine on Thursday so I expect an inbox full of minge!

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Guess whose birthday it is today.

Yay you remembered

Thank you

Is it really your birthday?

Yes. I’m going to get cake. "

Oh how wonderful!! Happy birthday!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Guess whose birthday it is today.

Yay you remembered

Thank you

It's also Dolph Lundgren's birthday today. Happy birthday, Dolph!

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By *ikesEmBigMan over a year ago

Herts

"Have you ever worn underwear typically worn by another gender to yours?"

I did try it once but didn't like the way one ball hung out

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Guess whose birthday it is today.

Yay you remembered

Thank you

It's also Dolph Lundgren's birthday today. Happy birthday, Dolph!

I suspect Jamie is lying.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Guess whose birthday it is today.

Yay you remembered

Thank you

Happy birthday! You got my present earlier. It's mine on Thursday so I expect an inbox full of minge!"

Thank you!

How do I know it’s your birthday on Thursday though?

Also just to remind you I never requested a dick pic. Estella requested that. I imagine she’s the type to use her friends emails fir marketing lists

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guess whose birthday it is today.

Yay you remembered

Thank you

Happy Birthday, Jamie! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Guess whose birthday it is today.

Yay you remembered

Thank you

It's also Dolph Lundgren's birthday today. Happy birthday, Dolph!

I suspect Jamie is lying. "

*nods*

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Guess whose birthday it is today.

Yay you remembered

Thank you

Happy birthday! You got my present earlier. It's mine on Thursday so I expect an inbox full of minge!

Thank you!

How do I know it’s your birthday on Thursday though?

Also just to remind you I never requested a dick pic. Estella requested that. I imagine she’s the type to use her friends emails fir marketing lists "

You know me so well.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Guess whose birthday it is today.

Yay you remembered

Thank you

It's also Dolph Lundgren's birthday today. Happy birthday, Dolph!

I suspect Jamie is lying. "

What a mean thing to say. I would never say it wasn’t your birthday.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Guess whose birthday it is today.

Yay you remembered

Thank you

Happy Birthday, Jamie! xx"

Thank you!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Forum search, Happy birthday, Jamie Hants.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Guess whose birthday it is today.

Yay you remembered

Thank you

It's also Dolph Lundgren's birthday today. Happy birthday, Dolph!

I suspect Jamie is lying.

What a mean thing to say. I would never say it wasn’t your birthday. "

I only say it because it’s too coincidental for it to be your birthday the same day as my birthday!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hello again, Euphoria.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Guess whose birthday it is today.

Yay you remembered

Thank you

It's also Dolph Lundgren's birthday today. Happy birthday, Dolph!

I suspect Jamie is lying.

What a mean thing to say. I would never say it wasn’t your birthday.

I only say it because it’s too coincidental for it to be your birthday the same day as my birthday! "

Oh my gosh! Happy birthday!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Guess whose birthday it is today.

Yay you remembered

Thank you

It's also Dolph Lundgren's birthday today. Happy birthday, Dolph!

I suspect Jamie is lying.

What a mean thing to say. I would never say it wasn’t your birthday.

I only say it because it’s too coincidental for it to be your birthday the same day as my birthday! "

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Guess whose birthday it is today.

Yay you remembered

Thank you

It's also Dolph Lundgren's birthday today. Happy birthday, Dolph!

I suspect Jamie is lying.

What a mean thing to say. I would never say it wasn’t your birthday.

I only say it because it’s too coincidental for it to be your birthday the same day as my birthday!

Oh my gosh! Happy birthday!

Thank you. I’ve stayed up all night waiting for Jim to remember.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Guess whose birthday it is today.

Yay you remembered

Thank you

It's also Dolph Lundgren's birthday today. Happy birthday, Dolph!

I suspect Jamie is lying.

What a mean thing to say. I would never say it wasn’t your birthday.

I only say it because it’s too coincidental for it to be your birthday the same day as my birthday!

Oh my gosh! Happy birthday!

Thank you. I’ve stayed up all night waiting for Jim to remember. "

I know when your birthday is.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Guess whose birthday it is today.

Yay you remembered

Thank you

It's also Dolph Lundgren's birthday today. Happy birthday, Dolph!

I suspect Jamie is lying.

What a mean thing to say. I would never say it wasn’t your birthday.

I only say it because it’s too coincidental for it to be your birthday the same day as my birthday!

Oh my gosh! Happy birthday!

Thank you. I’ve stayed up all night waiting for Jim to remember.

I know when your birthday is."

Well that’s easy to say now I’ve reminded you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guess whose birthday it is today.

Yay you remembered

Thank you

Happy birthday! You got my present earlier. It's mine on Thursday so I expect an inbox full of minge!

Thank you!

How do I know it’s your birthday on Thursday though?

Also just to remind you I never requested a dick pic. Estella requested that. I imagine she’s the type to use her friends emails fir marketing lists "

Well you'll see my age on here jump from 43 to 44 just like in real life!

I don't lie about getting older. But my next age is actually pronounced "Naughty phwoarrrr" so it's all good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's my best mate's birthday today. He is now technically an old married man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Guess whose birthday it is today.

Yay you remembered

Thank you

It's also Dolph Lundgren's birthday today. Happy birthday, Dolph!

I suspect Jamie is lying.

What a mean thing to say. I would never say it wasn’t your birthday.

I only say it because it’s too coincidental for it to be your birthday the same day as my birthday!

Oh my gosh! Happy birthday!

Thank you. I’ve stayed up all night waiting for Jim to remember.

I know when your birthday is.

Well that’s easy to say now I’ve reminded you. "

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Guess whose birthday it is today.

Yay you remembered

Thank you

Happy birthday! You got my present earlier. It's mine on Thursday so I expect an inbox full of minge!

Thank you!

How do I know it’s your birthday on Thursday though?

Also just to remind you I never requested a dick pic. Estella requested that. I imagine she’s the type to use her friends emails fir marketing lists

Well you'll see my age on here jump from 43 to 44 just like in real life!

I don't lie about getting older. But my next age is actually pronounced "Naughty phwoarrrr" so it's all good."

You should have gone with Phwoaarrty phwoaarr!

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"It's my best mate's birthday today. He is now technically an old married man."

Stop misgendering me.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

[Removed by poster at 17/10/21 03:19:55]

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's my best mate's birthday today. He is now technically an old married man.

Stop misgendering me. "

Hahahaha.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's my best mate's birthday today. He is now technically an old married man.

Stop misgendering me. "

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

I wrote a message then accidentally deleted it. Damn these giant hands.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Candle blown out by poster at 17/10/21 03:19:55]"

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

It’s Jamie’s birthday January 18th.

The person (or squirrels in a long coat) has her birthday in March. Which do I celebrate?

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"It’s Jamie’s birthday January 18th.

The person (or squirrels in a long coat) has her birthday in March. Which do I celebrate? "

It’s a riddle.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"It’s Jamie’s birthday January 18th.

The person (or squirrels in a long coat) has her birthday in March. Which do I celebrate?

It’s a riddle. "

It’s both. I celebrate both.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

Does anyone have a riddle

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"It’s Jamie’s birthday January 18th.

The person (or squirrels in a long coat) has her birthday in March. Which do I celebrate?

It’s a riddle.

It’s both. I celebrate both.

This is decadent and I like it a lot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s Jamie’s birthday January 18th.

The person (or squirrels in a long coat) has her birthday in March. Which do I celebrate? "

Wtf. Is it just getting late or am I going mad?

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It’s Jamie’s birthday January 18th.

The person (or squirrels in a long coat) has her birthday in March. Which do I celebrate?

It’s a riddle. "

Jamie got her username from the ID she pilfered.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"It’s Jamie’s birthday January 18th.

The person (or squirrels in a long coat) has her birthday in March. Which do I celebrate?

Wtf. Is it just getting late or am I going mad?"

Pablo, meet Jamie.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?"

Echo

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?

Echo

Correct

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"It’s Jamie’s birthday January 18th.

The person (or squirrels in a long coat) has her birthday in March. Which do I celebrate?

It’s a riddle.

It’s both. I celebrate both.

This is decadent and I like it a lot. "

I am at heart, always a rascal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Echo.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"It’s Jamie’s birthday January 18th.

The person (or squirrels in a long coat) has her birthday in March. Which do I celebrate?

Wtf. Is it just getting late or am I going mad?

Pablo, meet Jamie. "

Reminds me of the first time I came on the nocturnal thread. My brain ended up oozing out of my ears.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

This is all becoming ever so uncomplimentary.

And on my birthday no less!

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