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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Feta, sorry grandad.
Baked feta.
Feta in a greek salad or gyros or with roasted butternut squash and chickpeas.
Feta in baked sweet potato.
Feta with pomegranate seeds and a drizzle of olive oil.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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id realise that neither were meeting my requirements, as there is no comparison really.
so I'd make my peace with it and have a brew and a laugh instead  Px |
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The 'me' that existed before marriage, before kids, when I was young and spontaneous, spiritual and daring, still exists within me.
The essence of me has never changed. I'm just older and my body less forgiving.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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X-ray vision and invibility would be good for pervinf but don't really fit with consent.
Would have to go for flight so we could travel the world much more cheaply. |
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over a year ago
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"just to preempt any awkward questions, yes they are big.. bigger than yours no doubt. its an inherited condition whereby they just never stop growing. Let's not make it weird. And no, I'll not give you a toe job!'
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If I had a willy, the first thing I would do is swing it round like a helicopter. The second thing would be to shove it, hard, into my ex-husband's arse. While he was sleeping.
Oooh that's a bit dark  |
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"If I had a willy, the first thing I would do is swing it round like a helicopter. The second thing would be to shove it, hard, into my ex-husband's arse. While he was sleeping.
Oooh that's a bit dark "
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I cook a great few tapas dishes so I’d do that.
pan con tomate, chorizo in red wine, padron peppers, cheese and ham croquettes, salt cod fritters and more
Then we can pick, chat and drink wine.
Dessert would be ice cream with fudge sauce…. In the bedroom  |
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"If I had a willy, the first thing I would do is swing it round like a helicopter. The second thing would be to shove it, hard, into my ex-husband's arse. While he was sleeping.
Oooh that's a bit dark
But funny! "
The copter or hubby's rectum!? |
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"If I had a willy, the first thing I would do is swing it round like a helicopter. The second thing would be to shove it, hard, into my ex-husband's arse. While he was sleeping.
Oooh that's a bit dark
But funny!
The copter or hubby's rectum!? "
The latter! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I had a willy, the first thing I would do is swing it round like a helicopter. The second thing would be to shove it, hard, into my ex-husband's arse. While he was sleeping.
Oooh that's a bit dark "
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I'm quite quiet so not sure what sounds I'd make....maybe just in awe that someone would be so sexy to cook it for me 
Hmmmm it would be 3 courses, first baked camembert with crusty bread, then a steak with lots of my favourite sides and then a couple different deserts as I'm terrible at choosing....when am I coming round for this?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Firstly you start by taking it out of the wrapper before lowering it down deep inside. This is where the magic happens, as what was cold and limp now becomes hot and hard. You can then take it out and spread it making sure every last bit is covered, resulting in a fantastic full mouth feeling |
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A fleshlight for me, and a wand for K. I'm thinking we hide them in plain sight, maybe mock them up to look like modern art
"That looks a lot like a..."
"Oh we know, we get that a lot but it's actually a lost Andy Worhol sculpture"
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I'm going to have to go for the twerking though, and there's plenty of Fabbers with excellent behinds that I'd love to see 
Px 
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