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over a year ago
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"On a delivery yesterday got chased by a bloody cockerel what animals have you been chased by ?
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Oh blimey! 
I got chased by goose once who'd took a fancy to my chips |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was out cycling ana a hoard of pigmy goats piled over this rocky Bank and chased me down the road . Kept head butting my legs and bike . Had to put a spurt on for a quick get away |
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Cows
Goats
Sheep
Pigs
Horses
Chickens
Ducks
Geese
Swans
Turkeys
Pheasant
Deer
I grew up and have friends who have farms, the majority of the list above will give up quite quickly
Apart from wasps, I fecking hate wasps....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cows
Goats
Sheep
Pigs
Horses
Chickens
Ducks
Geese
Swans
Turkeys
Pheasant
Deer
I grew up and have friends who have farms, the majority of the list above will give up quite quickly
Apart from wasps, I fecking hate wasps....
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Swans yes . Forgot the bastards. 
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By (user no longer on site)
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Back in the 90’s me and my friend were walking home from school after just getting off the bus and we went round the corner of some houses where there was a patch of grass between the two streets and there was a bull. A real live huge black bull, it saw us put its head down and started doing that a tape thing with its foot then started to run towards us. We shit ourselves. This was in a residential street. We ran back up the street, heard this almighty crash where the bull had charged at a parked car then we heard all the men shouting (farmers who were trying to catch the bull that had escaped from their field). My friend and I mounted this wall on someone’s garden and were screaming so this woman let us in her house. We were all watching from an upstairs window this bull running round all the streets till it got lassoed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Growing up we had a tup that was nasty it would spot you on the field it lived and would knock you flying if you didn’t get out the way 
Chased by a Doberman it was on a very long chain but I didn’t know |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Growing up we had a tup that was nasty it would spot you on the field it lived and would knock you flying if you didn’t get out the way
Chased by a Doberman it was on a very long chain but I didn’t know "
What's a Tup?  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Growing up we had a tup that was nasty it would spot you on the field it lived and would knock you flying if you didn’t get out the way
Chased by a Doberman it was on a very long chain but I didn’t know
What's a Tup? "
A ram apparently |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Growing up we had a tup that was nasty it would spot you on the field it lived and would knock you flying if you didn’t get out the way
Chased by a Doberman it was on a very long chain but I didn’t know
What's a Tup?
A ram apparently "
Ah! As in "tupping" I'm in Hull and I don't think they use that word here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Growing up we had a tup that was nasty it would spot you on the field it lived and would knock you flying if you didn’t get out the way
Chased by a Doberman it was on a very long chain but I didn’t know
What's a Tup?
A ram apparently
Ah! As in "tupping" I'm in Hull and I don't think they use that word here. "
Yeah a ram |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Growing up we had a tup that was nasty it would spot you on the field it lived and would knock you flying if you didn’t get out the way
Chased by a Doberman it was on a very long chain but I didn’t know
What's a Tup?
A ram apparently
Ah! As in "tupping" I'm in Hull and I don't think they use that word here.
Yeah a ram "
Not a massive frog |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A Police Horse ...
And it headbutted me ..
Just so you know, don't ever get headbutted by a horse...
It hurts ."
Horse bites are something to be desired! And being flung from a horse is an interesting way to break bones |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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Swans. I view them with great suspicion anyway because they look a bit dicey in a cute fluffy way, but yeah, seeing a group of them following you around the shoreline of a lake, waddling with great determination to rip your arm off, makes me nervous. |
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"Seeing M chased by horse flies is one of my favourite things to see. They seem to leave me be bit chase him, the amount of times he's run off when out rambling is hilarious. "
Horse flies seem to like me for some reason, which is a bugger because I react to their bites. Not life threatening but pretty uncomfortable.
However, the funniest was a Reeves pheasant. Driving down a country road this thing was stood in the way so I got out to shoo it off the road. A car coming the other way stopped and the driver said 'I wouldn't, it's really vicious!'
Yeah, right, but as we were talking this pheasant went round her car and began flinging itself at the passenger window where her young son was sitting. Fortunately it was closed and she drove off, this crazy bird still attacking her car. I got back in and drove off laughing, only to see this crazy bird now chasing my car. It was comical, seeing this thing in my door mirror as it chased me, whilst I'm trying to get the window up! Damn thing must have chased me for 100m or so! |
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I am very much an Animal Person, so the only time I've ever been chased was when an idiot friend of mine broke into a run while we were crossing a field of cows and the whole herd came after us. I've never gone over a gate so fast before or since.
Still, he's dead now and I'm not, so I win. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Scariest a pack of wild dogs in Iraq,
Funniest a badger that chased me and five tiger army guys after we saw it walking with two young kits and we got to close looking. It growled at us and chased us off  |
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, not fun
Geese, nasty too
The joys of growing up on a farm 