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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Carrying a bit of extra lockdown Chubb?
Can’t be arsed to beautify?
Haven’t shaved your legs/balls?
simple, pop your snatch/cock in a gloryhole.
Saves a fortune on makeup  "
I wonder if you could apply enough makeup to my anus that it could be mistaken for a ladies love hole? |
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"Carrying a bit of extra lockdown Chubb?
Can’t be arsed to beautify?
Haven’t shaved your legs/balls?
simple, pop your snatch/cock in a gloryhole.
Saves a fortune on makeup "
Only meet during power cuts  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Carrying a bit of extra lockdown Chubb?
Can’t be arsed to beautify?
Haven’t shaved your legs/balls?
simple, pop your snatch/cock in a gloryhole.
Saves a fortune on makeup
I wonder if you could apply enough makeup to my anus that it could be mistaken for a ladies love hole?"
I’m sure you have a lovely anus |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For the rare times when the site goes down, perhaps keep a few thousand flyers with your contact details, a few paragraphs about yourself and some photos of your genitalia on them at hand ready to pop through some letterboxes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Carrying a bit of extra lockdown Chubb?
Can’t be arsed to beautify?
Haven’t shaved your legs/balls?
simple, pop your snatch/cock in a gloryhole."
I think this is the best advice I've ever had |
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Cast a net in your local area, and get around those pesky filters, by posting Polaroid dick pics in every letterbox you can find. Make sure to include contact details so the Polic... err... hot chicks can find you 
LvM |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For the rare times when the site goes down, perhaps keep a few thousand flyers with your contact details, a few paragraphs about yourself and some photos of your genitalia on them at hand ready to pop through some letterboxes. "
Yep! Also using this info for your work signature on emails is perfect |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For the rare times when the site goes down, perhaps keep a few thousand flyers with your contact details, a few paragraphs about yourself and some photos of your genitalia on them at hand ready to pop through some letterboxes.
Yep! Also using this info for your work signature on emails is perfect"
Excellent idea, it's a good ice breaker! I see you're a real people person |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
grangemouth |
If you're not having any luck on the site, then how about a billboard with a pic of your genitals on it, what you want to do to someone and contact details for you?
You could also employ someone to shout abuse at anyone who's not interested |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you're not having any luck on the site, then how about a billboard with a pic of your genitals on it, what you want to do to someone and contact details for you?
You could also employ someone to shout abuse at anyone who's not interested "
That sounds scarily like a recent prime ministerial campaign. |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
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"If you're not having any luck on the site, then how about a billboard with a pic of your genitals on it, what you want to do to someone and contact details for you?
You could also employ someone to shout abuse at anyone who's not interested
That sounds scarily like a recent prime ministerial campaign."
Minus the fridge. |
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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
Upon receiving a message from someone who hasn’t read your profile and therefore hasn’t determined their compatibility with you, instead of efficiently deleting the message and forgetting the episode, expend some valuable time writing a 600 word post complaining about it. |
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