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If you like eating biscuits join in on our late late nocturnal thread ©™

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's a new biscuits special, ladies and gentlemen. Biscuits you haven't eaten before. We're gonna eat them now. If you don't have any new biscuits, that's okay. You can still join in on this nonsensical nocturnal nonsense.

Here comes the introduction.

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga

tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos.

Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Biscuit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good eeeevening

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Evening Jim and everyone. I have homemade lemon biscuits. I got up from my sick bed and made them today!!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

YAAAAAAAAAS

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim and everyone. I have homemade lemon biscuits. I got up from my sick bed and made them today!!

Did you wash your hands first?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i ate mine already.

sadface. Px

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello Jim. Happy Birthday variety of Oreos ready.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

I’m sorry I ate mine driving home

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Evening Jim and everyone. I have homemade lemon biscuits. I got up from my sick bed and made them today!!

Did you wash your hands first? "

Of course, with lovely grapefruit soap!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Biscuit"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Have you got a new biscuit?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim and everyone. I have homemade lemon biscuits. I got up from my sick bed and made them today!!

Vitamin C is good for colds I believe, and thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m sorry I ate mine driving home

You are tonight's first full face

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeevening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rachael. Happy Friday!

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

Good evening James, so I haven’t made it to see Bond this evening

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Evening Jim, evening all. It's possible I may have gotten a wee bit too excited about this biscuity occasion. Opening my passionfruit jaffa cakes now.

Mrs TMN x

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Biscuit

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Have you got a new biscuit?"

Firstface! Today is a good day. See my second post for biscuit facts.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Crunch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim and everyone. I have homemade lemon biscuits. I got up from my sick bed and made them today!!

Did you wash your hands first?

Of course, with lovely grapefruit soap!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and everyone. I have homemade lemon biscuits. I got up from my sick bed and made them today!!

You baking beauty.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Evening Jim and everyone. I have homemade lemon biscuits. I got up from my sick bed and made them today!!

Those sound delightful! Hope you're feeling a bit better x

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Evening Jim and everyone. I have homemade lemon biscuits. I got up from my sick bed and made them today!!

Vitamin C is good for colds I believe, and thank you "

I shall eat them all then and Vit C myself up!

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

I'm thinking of making a biscuit cake.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Evening Jim, evening all. It's possible I may have gotten a wee bit too excited about this biscuity occasion. Opening my passionfruit jaffa cakes now.

Mrs TMN x"

Oh my goodness they are so good! Also if you see the cranberry ones do it do it do it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Crunch "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"YAAAAAAAAAS "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Twist. I'm sure she's around here somewhere.

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Evening mind the crumbs....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i ate mine already.

sadface. Px

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Prinny. You twonk. Tell us about your biscuits. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Jim. Happy Birthday variety of Oreos ready.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Happy birthday!

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Hello Jim. Happy Birthday variety of Oreos ready.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Happy birthday!"

Is it Leo’s birthday?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Can report - passionfruit jaffa cakes very delicious. Not as good as jaffa jaffa cakes though. That's before we start on whether a jaffa cake is a biscuit or a cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Jim. Happy Birthday variety of Oreos ready.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Happy birthday!

Is it Leo’s birthday?"

No, it's a variety of Oreos !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m sorry I ate mine driving home

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. Flippin' heck, not you as well. What biscuits did you have? Are they good driving biscuits?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and everyone. I have homemade lemon biscuits. I got up from my sick bed and made them today!!

Did you wash your hands first?

Of course, with lovely grapefruit soap!

Sour soap.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"I’m sorry I ate mine driving home

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. Flippin' heck, not you as well. What biscuits did you have? Are they good driving biscuits?"

Coffee blue ribbons and they were

I like car snacks when I drive otherwise I get bored and don’t concentrate. Cat snacks save lives.

How are your biscuits?

And how was your day, are you well!

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Hello Jim. Happy Birthday variety of Oreos ready.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Happy birthday!

Is it Leo’s birthday?

No, it's a variety of Oreos ! "

Ahhhh!! Well happy Oreos!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and everyone. I have homemade lemon biscuits. I got up from my sick bed and made them today!!

Vitamin C is good for colds I believe, and thank you "

Why would anyone want a cold?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening James, so I haven’t made it to see Bond this evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. What? Why haven't you been to see the James Bond?

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By *ayjay218Man over a year ago

Aberdeen

As suspected sticky toffee hobnobs are a bit too sweet for my tooth. I doubt I will have much problems getting them used up though

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Evening Jim and everyone. I have homemade lemon biscuits. I got up from my sick bed and made them today!!

Vitamin C is good for colds I believe, and thank you

Why would anyone want a cold?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim, evening all. It's possible I may have gotten a wee bit too excited about this biscuity occasion. Opening my passionfruit jaffa cakes now.

Mrs TMN x"

You're a passionate woman. I'll let the whole Jaffa Cake not being a biscuit thing slide. How is your passion fruit filled Jaffa Cake? x

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Evening Jim and everyone. I have homemade lemon biscuits. I got up from my sick bed and made them today!!

Vitamin C is good for colds I believe, and thank you

Why would anyone want a cold?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Biscuit

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Have you got a new biscuit?

Firstface! Today is a good day. See my second post for biscuit facts. "

It's a good Friday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Crunch "

Munch.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Crunch

Munch."
lunch

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Crunch

Munch.lunch "

Brunch

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and everyone. I have homemade lemon biscuits. I got up from my sick bed and made them today!!

Vitamin C is good for colds I believe, and thank you

I shall eat them all then and Vit C myself up!"

Wash them down with a cup of Lemsip. Double lemon, double vitamin C.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Crunch

Munch.lunch

Brunch"

Trump

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Hello Priapus et al!

Today I have white chocolate and cranberry cookies. I'm not sure if a cookie is a biscuit but I prefer cookie crumblyness.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Crunch

Munch.lunch

Brunch"

Hunch

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm thinking of making a biscuit cake."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, JoJo. Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As suspected sticky toffee hobnobs are a bit too sweet for my tooth. I doubt I will have much problems getting them used up though "

Thanks for joining in. Not the first time someone has got sticky on Nocturnal

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Crunch

Munch.lunch

Brunch

Hunch

Lucozade

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening mind the crumbs...."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dirty

. We might need a Dirt Devil.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim, evening all. It's possible I may have gotten a wee bit too excited about this biscuity occasion. Opening my passionfruit jaffa cakes now.

Mrs TMN x

Oh my goodness they are so good! Also if you see the cranberry ones do it do it do it

I bet you don't let cranberry Jaffa Cakes linger.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can report - passionfruit jaffa cakes very delicious. Not as good as jaffa jaffa cakes though. That's before we start on whether a jaffa cake is a biscuit or a cake

Have you dunked your passion fruit Jaffa Cake?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Good evening Jimerooski!

I've eaten my lemon & lime Jaffa cakes already. But after a VERY late night last night, I'm not gonna last long tonight xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Jim. Happy Birthday variety of Oreos ready.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Happy birthday!

Is it Leo’s birthday?"

It might be.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Jim. Happy Birthday variety of Oreos ready.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Happy birthday!

Is it Leo’s birthday?

No, it's a variety of Oreos ! "

Have you opened them?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Can report - passionfruit jaffa cakes very delicious. Not as good as jaffa jaffa cakes though. That's before we start on whether a jaffa cake is a biscuit or a cake

Have you dunked your passion fruit Jaffa Cake?"

That's just dirty.

Dunking should be banned

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

Wotcha Jim! How are ewe and your flock? It's been a while.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Jim. Happy Birthday variety of Oreos ready.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Happy birthday!

Is it Leo’s birthday?

No, it's a variety of Oreos !

Have you opened them?"

No, waiting for our coordinated consumption.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Crunch

Munch.lunch

Brunch

Hunch

Lucozade "

this cracked me up!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Can report - passionfruit jaffa cakes very delicious. Not as good as jaffa jaffa cakes though. That's before we start on whether a jaffa cake is a biscuit or a cake

Have you dunked your passion fruit Jaffa Cake?"

Oh noooooo. No no no.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jimerooski!

I've eaten my lemon & lime Jaffa cakes already. But after a VERY late night last night, I'm not gonna last long tonight xx"

Heh Sleepy Head Red. How was the lemon and limeness? x

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Evening Jim, evening all. It's possible I may have gotten a wee bit too excited about this biscuity occasion. Opening my passionfruit jaffa cakes now.

Mrs TMN x

Oh my goodness they are so good! Also if you see the cranberry ones do it do it do it

I bet you don't let cranberry Jaffa Cakes linger."

I’m no zombie. They’re in my dreams.

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Anything salted caramel based that could be munched on?!? ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m sorry I ate mine driving home

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. Flippin' heck, not you as well. What biscuits did you have? Are they good driving biscuits?

Coffee blue ribbons and they were

I like car snacks when I drive otherwise I get bored and don’t concentrate. Cat snacks save lives.

How are your biscuits?

And how was your day, are you well!

Coffee Blue Ribbons, the caffeine will have come in useful as well. Did you eat Dreamies too? I guess they're a biscuit. More biscuity than passion fruit Jaffa Cakes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Priapus et al!

Today I have white chocolate and cranberry cookies. I'm not sure if a cookie is a biscuit but I prefer cookie crumblyness.

White chocolate.....(drool emoji here)

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Crunch

Munch.lunch

Brunch

Hunch

Lucozade

this cracked me up! "

Xxx

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Good evening Jimerooski!

I've eaten my lemon & lime Jaffa cakes already. But after a VERY late night last night, I'm not gonna last long tonight xx

Heh Sleepy Head Red. How was the lemon and limeness? x"

Hello lovely Leo. They were damn fine. M&S finest. So zingy & fruity. It was a double pack, too 22 of the delightful little flavour packages x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Jamie, it's been an okay day. Was yours less stressy than yesterday?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening Jim and all. I had a cookie. That's about all I can muster. Hope you're all ok x

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By *inAndTonic21Couple over a year ago

Merseyside

Love a custard cream… good evening

fabbers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As suspected sticky toffee hobnobs are a bit too sweet for my tooth. I doubt I will have much problems getting them used up though "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jay. Did they have a bit of ooze to them?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hello Priapus et al!

Today I have white chocolate and cranberry cookies. I'm not sure if a cookie is a biscuit but I prefer cookie crumblyness.

If it features chocolate, Meli, it's a biscuit.

If it doesn't, it's a bloody interloping cracker!! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim and all. I had a cookie. That's about all I can muster. Hope you're all ok x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitty. Or should I say, Cookie Muster. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jimerooski!

I've eaten my lemon & lime Jaffa cakes already. But after a VERY late night last night, I'm not gonna last long tonight xx

Heh Sleepy Head Red. How was the lemon and limeness? x

Hello lovely Leo. They were damn fine. M&S finest. So zingy & fruity. It was a double pack, too 22 of the delightful little flavour packages x

Ah great. I've always assumed you are rather zingy and fruity

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and everyone. I have homemade lemon biscuits. I got up from my sick bed and made them today!!

Vitamin C is good for colds I believe, and thank you

Why would anyone want a cold?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. I don't know what you're trying to say.

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Good evening James, so I haven’t made it to see Bond this evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. What? Why haven't you been to see the James Bond?"

We have a possible Covid situation in the house and a very poorly child that needs me

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeevening Jim,

How has your week been?

A quiet one for me.

But you've destroyed my diet with talk of Biscuits tonight. My will power has gone, so I've had two Tunnocks Tea Cakes!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Hello Priapus et al!

Today I have white chocolate and cranberry cookies. I'm not sure if a cookie is a biscuit but I prefer cookie crumblyness.

White chocolate.....(drool emoji here)"

It's so good! I'd happily give up milk chocolate for white any day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Crunch

Munch.lunch

Brunch

Trump"

Toot!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Hello Priapus et al!

Today I have white chocolate and cranberry cookies. I'm not sure if a cookie is a biscuit but I prefer cookie crumblyness.

If it features chocolate, Meli, it's a biscuit.

If it doesn't, it's a bloody interloping cracker!! X"

This is the sort of wisdom that's needed tonight. Thank you Red for your very true insight.

Imagine one without chocolate?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Priapus et al!

Today I have white chocolate and cranberry cookies. I'm not sure if a cookie is a biscuit but I prefer cookie crumblyness.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. I wouldn't worry about it. Mrs Twist had flippin' Jaffa Cakes on a biscuit thread. Do the cranberries go with the white chocolate?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Crunch

Munch.lunch

Brunch

Hunch

Turner & Hooch.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Good evening Jimerooski!

I've eaten my lemon & lime Jaffa cakes already. But after a VERY late night last night, I'm not gonna last long tonight xx

Heh Sleepy Head Red. How was the lemon and limeness? x

Hello lovely Leo. They were damn fine. M&S finest. So zingy & fruity. It was a double pack, too 22 of the delightful little flavour packages x

Ah great. I've always assumed you are rather zingy and fruity

That I am, Leo. That I am

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Eye up you lot. I don't have new biscuits, but I do have old biscuits.

I didnt get to the shop or go out as I've got the lurgy. Not that lurgy but a lurgy.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hello Priapus et al!

Today I have white chocolate and cranberry cookies. I'm not sure if a cookie is a biscuit but I prefer cookie crumblyness.

If it features chocolate, Meli, it's a biscuit.

If it doesn't, it's a bloody interloping cracker!! X

This is the sort of wisdom that's needed tonight. Thank you Red for your very true insight.

Imagine one without chocolate?

Crimes against cuisine, Meli. Needs to be stamped out!

How you doing, anyway? Xx

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Jamie, it's been an okay day. Was yours less stressy than yesterday?

A little bit less stressy but some people were button pushers today. I tried reminding everyone it’s Friday and it’s hurtful to ruin my vibes but they weren’t interested.

I didn’t get dreamies. Car changes to cat because of how often I talk about cats

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Hello Priapus et al!

Today I have white chocolate and cranberry cookies. I'm not sure if a cookie is a biscuit but I prefer cookie crumblyness.

If it features chocolate, Meli, it's a biscuit.

If it doesn't, it's a bloody interloping cracker!! X

This is the sort of wisdom that's needed tonight. Thank you Red for your very true insight.

Imagine one without chocolate?

Oat and raisin are good cookies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello Jim.

We have just eaten M&S jam and cream sandwich biscuits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Crunch

Munch.lunch

Brunch

Hunch

Lucozade "

Estella could do with some Lucozade.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1BAUvwz7Hk4

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Jamie, it's been an okay day. Was yours less stressy than yesterday?

A little bit less stressy but some people were button pushers today. I tried reminding everyone it’s Friday and it’s hurtful to ruin my vibes but they weren’t interested.

I didn’t get dreamies. Car changes to cat because of how often I talk about cats "

Thought you'd filled your cup holders up with cat kibble.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Leo, I'm going to get my Oreos. They're still in my bag.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Hello Priapus et al!

Today I have white chocolate and cranberry cookies. I'm not sure if a cookie is a biscuit but I prefer cookie crumblyness.

Always classy Meli.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Has the biscuit orgy started yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Have you seen Lady Gaga Oreos while shopping?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sadly I could not procure any TimTams so I had to make do with a Penguin biscuit and a mint viscount as a consolation prize..

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Jamie, it's been an okay day. Was yours less stressy than yesterday?

A little bit less stressy but some people were button pushers today. I tried reminding everyone it’s Friday and it’s hurtful to ruin my vibes but they weren’t interested.

I didn’t get dreamies. Car changes to cat because of how often I talk about cats

Thought you'd filled your cup holders up with cat kibble. "

Have I told you about the cup holder situ? I have SIX cup holders and only 4 seats. It’s obscene. I’m very excited by it.

One of them has jelly beans in. I get snacky when I drive so I need road beans.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Has the biscuit orgy started yet? "

Dive in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sadly I could not procure any TimTams so I had to make do with a Penguin biscuit and a mint viscount as a consolation prize.."

TimTams? Someone here knows what a TimTam is?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Leo, I'm going to get my Oreos. They're still in my bag."

No worries. This is like the ringwalk before the Tyson Fury fight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If you'd like to try a new biscuit, you could always listen to The Shrewsbury Biscuit Podcast.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sadly I could not procure any TimTams so I had to make do with a Penguin biscuit and a mint viscount as a consolation prize..

TimTams? Someone here knows what a TimTam is?

What is a TimTam ? Do you eat them in your Jim Jams?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haven't got any fancy biscuits in the house, so I just had over half a large packet of digestives with my cuppa, now regretting it!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Sadly I could not procure any TimTams so I had to make do with a Penguin biscuit and a mint viscount as a consolation prize..

TimTams? Someone here knows what a TimTam is?

Double coat and choc mint

. My Dad often sends me foot packed over

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Leo, I'm going to get my Oreos. They're still in my bag.

No worries. This is like the ringwalk before the Tyson Fury fight."

I'm now going to get a plate. They're not very big are they.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Sadly I could not procure any TimTams so I had to make do with a Penguin biscuit and a mint viscount as a consolation prize..

TimTams? Someone here knows what a TimTam is?

Double coat and choc mint

. My Dad often sends me foot packed over "

With sock or without?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening Jim, I’m having some jam and cream biscuits x

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By *owdenmanMan over a year ago

wigan

A nice sweet biscuit would be nice to taste!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sadly I could not procure any TimTams so I had to make do with a Penguin biscuit and a mint viscount as a consolation prize..

TimTams? Someone here knows what a TimTam is?

What is a TimTam ? Do you eat them in your Jim Jams?"

TimTams in your JimJams is an Aussie treat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yo Jim & Leo!

I have a Kit Kat fact for you:

"Kit Kat manufacturers leave no Kit Kat uneaten. So, if quality assurance deems a certain Kit Kat not up to the Kit Kat standard of excellence, if it's misaligned, somehow flawed, or just not shiny enough, it will get lumped in with all the other imperfect Kit Kats.

The Kit Kat rejects all get mashed up together into a paste, which is then used to fill the wafers of other Kit Kats. So, if you think about it, the imperfect Kit Kats were already filled with other imperfect Kit Kats, and some of the Kit Kats they'll fill will also be rejected. Basically, every time you eat a Kit Kat you're eating tons of layers of Kit Kats within Kit Kats within Kit Kats."

And I have tried my key lime pie kit kat.

What is official view on Oreo?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Leo, I'm going to get my Oreos. They're still in my bag.

No worries. This is like the ringwalk before the Tyson Fury fight.

I'm now going to get a plate. They're not very big are they."

Not exactly Jaffaesque in stature.

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman over a year ago

London

Hello Jim and all I hope that you have been enjoying your baked treats this evening.

I had a slice of fruit toast in lieu of a biscuit.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Sadly I could not procure any TimTams so I had to make do with a Penguin biscuit and a mint viscount as a consolation prize..

TimTams? Someone here knows what a TimTam is?

Double coat and choc mint

. My Dad often sends me foot packed over

With sock or without? "

ffs damn red wine! Food parcels

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Oreos are the arseholes of the biscuit-sphere. They think they're something special, but they're just a poor impersonation of a Bourbon.

Oooft. I feel good for getting that off my chest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sadly I could not procure any TimTams so I had to make do with a Penguin biscuit and a mint viscount as a consolation prize..

TimTams? Someone here knows what a TimTam is?

Double coat and choc mint

. My Dad often sends me food packed over "

My dad about to move back so I am putting in a pre-order!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Leo, I'm going to get my Oreos. They're still in my bag.

No worries. This is like the ringwalk before the Tyson Fury fight.

I'm now going to get a plate. They're not very big are they.

Not exactly Jaffaesque in stature."

I'm going to describe my body shape as Jaffaesque in future

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I will go back to replying in chronological order after I've eaten my Oreos with Leo. Do carry on with the biscuit party.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Leo, I'm going to get my Oreos. They're still in my bag.

No worries. This is like the ringwalk before the Tyson Fury fight.

I'm now going to get a plate. They're not very big are they.

Not exactly Jaffaesque in stature."

They smell like bourbons.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good Evening everyone

I have Apple Crumble Cookies, not sure if they are classed as a biscuit or not, but I like to break the rules!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I will go back to replying in chronological order after I've eaten my Oreos with Leo. Do carry on with the biscuit party."

Starting now Jim. I will eat three of the midgets before my final verdict.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Americanos - Blue Jeans and Chinos

Coke, Pepsi and Oreos - Americanos.

Movies and heroes in the land of the free

You can be what you wanna be.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I will go back to replying in chronological order after I've eaten my Oreos with Leo. Do carry on with the biscuit party.

Starting now Jim. I will eat three of the midgets before my final verdict."

I'm going for it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I will go back to replying in chronological order after I've eaten my Oreos with Leo. Do carry on with the biscuit party.

Starting now Jim. I will eat three of the midgets before my final verdict.

I'm going for it."

Crack the pack

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good Evening everyone

I have Apple Crumble Cookies, not sure if they are classed as a biscuit or not, but I like to break the rules!

Evening Dreamy. I love Apple crumble, how are they?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Leo, I'm going to get my Oreos. They're still in my bag.

No worries. This is like the ringwalk before the Tyson Fury fight.

I'm now going to get a plate. They're not very big are they.

Not exactly Jaffaesque in stature.

They smell like bourbons."

Jim!!!! See my rant above!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oreo is the number one selling biscuit in the world

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Oreo is the number one selling biscuit in the world

People are dumb

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I will go back to replying in chronological order after I've eaten my Oreos with Leo. Do carry on with the biscuit party.

Starting now Jim. I will eat three of the midgets before my final verdict.

I'm going for it."

The anticipation. It's just too much!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Too dry and clingy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not as good as a bourbon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not as good as a bourbon."

All the hype eh?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Not as good as a bourbon."

Bourbons are the unsung heroes of the biscuit-sphere x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not as good as a bourbon.

All the hype eh?

Really!

Have you ever had Hershey chocolate which is very popular in America but smells like vomit ?

Not as bad but similar levels of underwhelment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Leo, do you know what. I like Oreos. I like the vanilla filling. I do like bourbons. But, if you were making a sandwich for lunch. Would you have a filling of bread, I don't think so. How was it for you, Leo?

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By *ayjay218Man over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Not as good as a bourbon."
an over priced bourbon cream. I remember them as dry and I would struggle without drinking something with it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not as good as a bourbon.

All the hype eh?

Really!

Have you ever had Hershey chocolate which is very popular in America but smells like vomit ?

Not as bad but similar levels of underwhelment."

Yes. Threw it aways after a first bite... reminded me of the pretend chocolate from communism time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not as good as a bourbon.

Bourbons are the unsung heroes of the biscuit-sphere x"

I find bourbons dry and clingy but each to their own!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Also my key lime pie kit kat was not limey enough. Lame!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Leo, do you know what. I like Oreos. I like the vanilla filling. I do like bourbons. But, if you were making a sandwich for lunch. Would you have a filling of bread, I don't think so. How was it for you, Leo?"

Not good Jim. Especially for the Birthday Party variety. No party on my taste buds for sure.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Also my key lime pie kit kat was not limey enough. Lame!

O need to try that, Rose. Sounds bloody lush x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Not as good as a bourbon.

Bourbons are the unsung heroes of the biscuit-sphere x

I find bourbons dry and clingy but each to their own!

Wash your mouth out!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not as good as a bourbon. an over priced bourbon cream. I remember them as dry and I would struggle without drinking something with it "

The same. Definitely better with a hot drink, but then too small to dip.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal biscuit munchers. This message comes to you from A Night Out (unplanned) and so is singularly lacking in biscuits. However, I'm having a jolly nice time and so I'll make up for it another time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not as good as a bourbon.

Bourbons are the unsung heroes of the biscuit-sphere x

I find bourbons dry and clingy but each to their own!

Wash your mouth out!

I'd have to, after eating a bourbon

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

I had a snooze. Back now. I fell asleep on my lemon biscuit, it’s all crumbled on my pillow.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal biscuit munchers. This message comes to you from A Night Out (unplanned) and so is singularly lacking in biscuits. However, I'm having a jolly nice time and so I'll make up for it another time

Hey KC!

Have a fabulous night out xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Also my key lime pie kit kat was not limey enough. Lame!

O need to try that, Rose. Sounds bloody lush x"

It's like white chocolate but flavoured? I'm not a fan of white but if you are you might enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not good Jim. Especially for the Birthday Party variety. No party on my taste buds for sure."

Were there sprinkles or not ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Clingy, I think what Leo has done is confuse Oreos with Kylie and Jack Grealish.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not good Jim. Especially for the Birthday Party variety. No party on my taste buds for sure.

Were there sprinkles or not ??"

Nothing! I think I've been diddled here. Should there be sprinkles??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jimerooski!

I've eaten my lemon & lime Jaffa cakes already. But after a VERY late night last night, I'm not gonna last long tonight xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. It turns out that many people lack will power. How were the lemon and lime Jaffa Cakes? x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Clingy, I think what Leo has done is confuse Oreos with Kylie and Jack Grealish."

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I made cookies with chocolate chip

And coconut sprinkles

Absolutely delicious

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can report - passionfruit jaffa cakes very delicious. Not as good as jaffa jaffa cakes though. That's before we start on whether a jaffa cake is a biscuit or a cake

Have you dunked your passion fruit Jaffa Cake?

Oh noooooo. No no no. "

I'll put you down as a no.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not good Jim. Especially for the Birthday Party variety. No party on my taste buds for sure.

Were there sprinkles or not ??

Nothing! I think I've been diddled here. Should there be sprinkles??

No. I don't think so. I was disappointed too

I thought my pack might have been manufactured wrong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jimerooski!

I've eaten my lemon & lime Jaffa cakes already. But after a VERY late night last night, I'm not gonna last long tonight xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. It turns out that many people lack will power. How were the lemon and lime Jaffa Cakes? x"

How dare you. I kept mine since the day one.

I also have a photo and video with the biscuit. See the level of dedication.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Jamie, it's been an okay day. Was yours less stressy than yesterday?

A little bit less stressy but some people were button pushers today. I tried reminding everyone it’s Friday and it’s hurtful to ruin my vibes but they weren’t interested.

I didn’t get dreamies. Car changes to cat because of how often I talk about cats

Thought you'd filled your cup holders up with cat kibble.

Have I told you about the cup holder situ? I have SIX cup holders and only 4 seats. It’s obscene. I’m very excited by it.

One of them has jelly beans in. I get snacky when I drive so I need road beans. "

Haha no you haven't told me before! I can't believe I was actually right that you have snack filled cup holders

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Anything salted caramel based that could be munched on?!? ...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Emily. I'm sure we can find something for you.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Good evening Jimerooski!

I've eaten my lemon & lime Jaffa cakes already. But after a VERY late night last night, I'm not gonna last long tonight xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. It turns out that many people lack will power. How were the lemon and lime Jaffa Cakes? x"

Oh Jim, they were delicious.

I have no will power for nice things. The worst thing anyone can do is to tease me. X

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By *ayjay218Man over a year ago

Aberdeen

Can we do crisps next Friday lol

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I’m both shocked and disturbed by the mention of Jaffa cakes in here

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By *eedleinahaystackMan over a year ago

London/Essex

Chocolate bourbon for me

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Dunk

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jimerooski!

I've eaten my lemon & lime Jaffa cakes already. But after a VERY late night last night, I'm not gonna last long tonight xx

Heh Sleepy Head Red. How was the lemon and limeness? x

Hello lovely Leo. They were damn fine. M&S finest. So zingy & fruity. It was a double pack, too 22 of the delightful little flavour packages x

Bazinga!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Can we do crisps next Friday lol "

I don't like crisps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had a snooze. Back now. I fell asleep on my lemon biscuit, it’s all crumbled on my pillow. "

Oh crumbs

Is any still edible ?

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman over a year ago

London

"I’m both shocked and disturbed by the mention of Jaffa cakes in here

Do you need a cup of tea to calm your disturbance

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"I had a snooze. Back now. I fell asleep on my lemon biscuit, it’s all crumbled on my pillow.

Oh crumbs

Is any still edible ?"

Only crushed one. There’s a tin of them safe still. But I’ve snuffled the pillow for crumbs. Like a pig looking for truffles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Love a custard cream… good evening

fabbers

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gin and of course the Tonic. I reckon custard creams are very popular with swingers.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

I like oreos. Especially good American style with a glass of cow juice.

I don't like bourbons.

Unless they there are coated in chocolate and turned into a penguin.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I’m both shocked and disturbed by the mention of Jaffa cakes in here

Do you need a cup of tea to calm your disturbance

Yes but only a small one. I don’t want to wake up needing a pee in the early hours.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"I like oreos. Especially good American style with a glass of cow juice.

I don't like bourbons.

Unless they there are coated in chocolate and turned into a penguin. "

I’d never thought of a penguin being deconstructed like that.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Biscuit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I made cookies with chocolate chip

And coconut sprinkles

Absolutely delicious "

Thanks for that effort Yas, would you swap for half a pack of dusty dry Oreos?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oh no, I've only gone and run out of internet paper. There's going to be another thread soon. If you haven't had a reply from me, I'm very sorry. We got full up, that's biscuits for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've just had a coffee and an Oreo.

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Ya'll have the store e brand "cookies" they look the same as name brand, but the taste is just a little off, well i had some chocolate sugar wafers store brand , like cardboard

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