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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lol you guys will love this one!!!
Last time my 3 year old nephew was up we took him to the local pub for his tea, towards the end of the meal he wispered to him mum he needed a poo so they headed off to the loos the other side of the pub.
When they got back we asked him if he had had a poo (as you do with 3 year olds) and he replied......
......yes...can you smell it?
Fucking fell off my chair laughing  |
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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
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Ok, long story but very true,......
Was at a house part when at college, smoking lots of dope and drinking beer. Needed a poo - but tried and it hurt, so thought i would wait to have another puff and another beer or three before trying again!!!
Well, managed to pass this monster, and it didnt smell so i flushed and ran out the loo (cos arse was hurting so much i needed to walk to try and close the hole as best i could)
Well, mates of house chappy went in loo and found this mosnter of a poo,
Craig the housemate was outside having sex in pool, so other two housemates thought Craig had done this poo (used to his doing big whoppers) so took this poo outta the loo and put it under his pillow on his bed 
How could i admit it was mine after that???????????????
It was gross lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well that had a shitty end to that story lmao 
yeah ok it was CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!11
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Come back and this sort of shit is still on here
stop talking poop!!!!!!!!!!! hehehe"
I always talk shit or so im told but heay do i give a shit ?  |
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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Well that had a shitty end to that story lmao
yeah ok it was CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!11
;o
Come back and this sort of shit is still on here
stop talking poop!!!!!!!!!!! hehehe
I always talk shit or so im told but heay do i give a shit ? "
if you do give a shit - dont put it under the pillow - it gets messsy!!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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that scene in extras...has anyone seen it ?
where the lanky bloke is having a romantic meal at his flat...stops to go to the loo midway through..then has to find a kitchen utensil to assist with the flushing....fucking hilarious !!  |
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"Ok, long story but very true,......
Was at a house part when at college, smoking lots of dope and drinking beer. Needed a poo - but tried and it hurt, so thought i would wait to have another puff and another beer or three before trying again!!!
Well, managed to pass this monster, and it didnt smell so i flushed and ran out the loo (cos arse was hurting so much i needed to walk to try and close the hole as best i could)
Well, mates of house chappy went in loo and found this mosnter of a poo,
Craig the housemate was outside having sex in pool, so other two housemates thought Craig had done this poo (used to his doing big whoppers) so took this poo outta the loo and put it under his pillow on his bed
How could i admit it was mine after that???????????????
It was gross lol"
And to think I once offered this woman my hand in marriage! |
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