I know amateur porn is a popular category. But how do you know it's really amateur? Read on for Mrs TMN's guide to spotting the telltale signs!
Does one or more of the participants have their pyjamas and/or baffies on?
Do they have to stop halfway through to take their dinner out of the oven?
If bodily fluids get on the furnishings, do they pause to apply stain remover, or at the very least put a cloth down?
Does someone say "shhh!" for fear of disturbing children and/or pets?
If you can answer yes to one or more of these questions, congratulations! You are indeed watching amateur porn.
What other telltale signs are there?
Mrs TMN x
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"I know amateur porn is a popular category. But how do you know it's really amateur? Read on for Mrs TMN's guide to spotting the telltale signs!
Does one or more of the participants have their pyjamas and/or baffies on?
Do they have to stop halfway through to take their dinner out of the oven?
If bodily fluids get on the furnishings, do they pause to apply stain remover, or at the very least put a cloth down?
Does someone say "shhh!" for fear of disturbing children and/or pets?
If you can answer yes to one or more of these questions, congratulations! You are indeed watching amateur porn.
What other telltale signs are there?
Mrs TMN x
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"I know amateur porn is a popular category. But how do you know it's really amateur? Read on for Mrs TMN's guide to spotting the telltale signs!
Does one or more of the participants have their pyjamas and/or baffies on?
Do they have to stop halfway through to take their dinner out of the oven?
If bodily fluids get on the furnishings, do they pause to apply stain remover, or at the very least put a cloth down?
Does someone say "shhh!" for fear of disturbing children and/or pets?
If you can answer yes to one or more of these questions, congratulations! You are indeed watching amateur porn.
What other telltale signs are there?
Mrs TMN x
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"Shoot yourself in the eye with the first spurt of cum and say FFS and huff whilst finishing the job. Cut to a slightly gritty eye a few hours later. This may or may not have happened this morning  "
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Then having to stop to put the damn thing back on.
Mrs TMN x