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What can you say during sex but also during a family meal part 2

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

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By *ambscouple2015Couple over a year ago

Not in Wisbech but near

Shall we start or do you want to wait for the others.

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Pass the chocolate spread

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By *luboyoMan over a year ago

North West / Birmingham

Don't leave that mess on the table

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By *ack688Man over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Mmmm, that’s really moist!

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By *ambscouple2015Couple over a year ago

Not in Wisbech but near

Well that was disappointing, nowhere near as good as I was expecting.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

where would you like the cream ?

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Extra meat anyone?

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By *ieselJuiceMan over a year ago

Stratford

She said it tastes like the rainbow. I thought she meant skittles. Didn't realise that she actually meant trout.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

clean up when you've finished

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By *orfun8181Man over a year ago

Bedford

Your mum still dose it better

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By *igblue66Man over a year ago

romsey

Don't talk with your mouth full

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im still hungry for more!!!

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By *ck BasswardsMan over a year ago

Newcastle

God i wish there was a person here that i like?

hahahahaha

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Wipe that spill off the floor.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Heres a towel clean yourself up ;0)

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By *ames5169Man over a year ago

Birmingham

That sauce is tasty xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stay where you are until we have all finished"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh that tease really good

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By *ames5169Man over a year ago

Birmingham

I’ve licked it clean x

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By *p4funCouple over a year ago

Plymouth

Dont be shy to have seconds or thirds there's plenty to go around

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't start before Grannie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

please sir, can i have some more?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you eat too much of that you'll get terrible wind.

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Carlisle

I do love big juicy breasts …. What do you think of my sprouts?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you going to eat that??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Look at the mess you've made"

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By *ames5169Man over a year ago

Birmingham

This sauce tastes salty

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By *ames5169Man over a year ago

Birmingham

Oh my god that tastes good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hope your sister can join us next time, not the same without her"

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

Chesterfield

But how can you have any pudding if you don’t eat yer meat?

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Are you ready for the fourth course yet?

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By *ck BasswardsMan over a year ago

Newcastle

“This is too dry, can you spit in it a bit more please?”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That was nice but your mother’s was better

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

Let granny be first, just in case she falls asleep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like warm apple pie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you like Meat !

Do you want some extra gravy with that

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By *hrissycox66TV/TS over a year ago

watford

Single or double cream x

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

No red sauce for me thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thats a lovely kebab

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By *3xDECouple over a year ago

nottingham

Would you like some more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stop playing with it and put it in your mouth

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Would you like some more

I don't need asking twice.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is a bit spicy

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Don't use your hands. No double dipping.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple over a year ago

Cumbria

We have fairly unformal kind of food time at our house so..

Get that fucker down you...

Messi little shit..

No such thing as too much sauce..

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By *ck BasswardsMan over a year ago

Newcastle

That better be the dog brushing up against my leg and not mum or dad…. :/

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oops i've spilled the gravy.

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

Chesterfield

Who wants an end?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does anyone want seconds?

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Does anyone want seconds?"

Your plate or mine?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When im finished can I lick it clean

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The meat went down the wrong hole and nearly ch-ked me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you don't finish your stopping till you do and no surprise after

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By *r Discreet 75Man over a year ago

LIVERPOOL

Eat it all up or you're not getting any pudding

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good girl, not a drop wasted"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stop playing with it and put it in your mouth

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Stop being a twat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmmm that's lovely and moist!

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By *ck BasswardsMan over a year ago

Newcastle

"Stop being a twat"

Are you Australian MI5? Or have sydney university just decided to promote themselves from a profile footnote, to an alleged genuine profile?

Do you know the kennedy institute aswell? I bet you have dinner dates with the wives together… pfft

“I bet you arent even you”……..

Ah right, awks i read that as “start being a twat” muchly apologises and all that

All interpretations or insinuations made in this post are from a fictional disposition, subject to terms and conditions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im done

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

You have something on your chin

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By *j69funCouple over a year ago

kildare

Make room for one more

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By *eyond PurityCouple over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Leg or breast?

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Leg or breast?

Can I have both

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By *xiled BikerMan over a year ago

Beverley

Can I have some more please.

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By *eyond PurityCouple over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"Leg or breast?

Can I have both

Certainly can

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Your mum put a lot of effort into that today. Get it in you or there'll be trouble.

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"Your mum put a lot of effort into that today. Get it in you or there'll be trouble. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your Dads meat always seems to taste better and I can’t believe how long he leaves it in for x

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By *ervent_fervourMan over a year ago

Halifax

Would you like more gravy?

Might be a Northern thing.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

You've got some dripping down your chin

LvM

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"Would you like more gravy?

Might be a Northern thing. "
northerners love gravy

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Don't slurp.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

tasty, tasty, very very tasty

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Don't speak with your mouth full

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By *ervent_fervourMan over a year ago

Halifax

"You've got some dripping down your chin

LvM"

Ha. If it's not dripping down your chin then it's not worth it.

Gravy. Not dripping. That WOULD be gross.

Then again, I've not tried it, and we all know it's good to be open minded.

I think..

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By *ollydoesWoman over a year ago

Shangri-La

Bit dry tonight love.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Let me whip up some extra cream for you.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

Let me have a nibble

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By *anther81Man over a year ago

Drogheda

I’ll be surprised if you can fit all of that in your mouth.

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By *ervent_fervourMan over a year ago

Halifax

"Bit dry tonight love. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You’ve got a little something on your chin

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

Who wants some more stuffing?

LvM

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I didn't realise those meat balls were so filling.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

We'll enjoy the darkroom later, for now I need to see what's going inside of me. Lights on!

Wait your turn.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

The thing about eating Chinese is that you want more an hour later.

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

It really is finger licking good

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By *ilverjagMan over a year ago

swansea

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

Who wants a cream pie?

LvM

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By *ilverjagMan over a year ago

swansea

Second helpings are available for anyone hungry for more.

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By *eardybobMan over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

After you with the gravy Sir...

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By *ervent_fervourMan over a year ago

Halifax

I don't like my sprouts mashed.

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

Less of your sauce!

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple over a year ago

Sunderland

I'm definitely up for seconds but I'll need a nap first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That tastes yummy..

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By *erfectman122Man over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Can I have seconds

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Did you just pea on the floor?

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Don't reckon too much to the crispy bits...

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

That's all the meat... now who wants stuffing

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

That's all the meat... now who wants stuffing

"
Emily are you feeling fruity xx

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

That's all the meat... now who wants stuffing

Emily are you feeling fruity xx

...it's that red wine from the other night

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

That's all the meat... now who wants stuffing

Emily are you feeling fruity xx

...it's that red wine from the other night

"
will keep that in mind when I am in Bedford xx

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By *scarpatMan over a year ago

sexy town

I love it when you're mum entertains me at the table.

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"I love it when you're mum entertains me at the table. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you like me to push your stool in?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fancy a cream horn lol

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By *rLothbrokMan over a year ago

Lancs

That rump looks tasty

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By *immyinreadingMan over a year ago

henley on thames

Well it was lovely to see you all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It tastes rather fishy!

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By *immyinreadingMan over a year ago

henley on thames

There you go now, get that inside you

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By *immyinreadingMan over a year ago

henley on thames

You can’t beat the old meat and 2 veg

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

I don't know how I'm going to manage all of this but I'm sure I'll find room

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By *immyinreadingMan over a year ago

henley on thames

"I don't know how I'm going to manage all of this but I'm sure I'll find room

Ah fuck, who invited him ...

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By *ailingSwagmanMan over a year ago

North Essex / Midlands / Southcoast

Come in the back door.

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"Come in the back door."

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By *immyinreadingMan over a year ago

henley on thames

Let me help you with the washing up

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

More bread sauce dear?

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

This rump is so juicy.

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By *immyinreadingMan over a year ago

henley on thames

Let’s take a few nice photos. Smile everyone!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mum, Gran is dribbling again"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Can you give me a spoon.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

""Mum, Gran is dribbling again""

Pffffff!

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By *immyinreadingMan over a year ago

henley on thames

Who brought the lovely tart?

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

That was an amazing spit roast.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

stuffed to the gunnels now

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By *immyinreadingMan over a year ago

henley on thames

Don’t speak with your mouth full, dear

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Crabs!

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

My tongue is tired

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By *oxyFemme72Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

This is THE funniest thread EVER! Where do you want it?!!

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

I've never had tongue like that before.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Who's for cream pie?

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By *alentTeaseMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Leg please. Plenty of juice too please.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Mum loves a good pork sausage

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By *uboCouple over a year ago

East kilbride

Anyone like some tongue ?

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Lovely, light batter.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

How long did it take to peel the skin?

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

My lips are wet now.

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By *ionaWoman over a year ago

outskirts

How do you know you don't like it, if you've never tried it ???

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

I'm sorry, but it's a bit dry...

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Does it taste salty, to you?

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

Don't gobble it down all at once.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can’t take me anywhere got it all done me

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Slurp, slurp

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Now who's a greedy girl then?

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Chew, swallow, breathe!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stuffing anyone ??,

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Slow down!

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

How many inches is this?

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Well, it is an acquired taste.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone for seconds?

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

Would you like some more

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

It's so nice when the family all comes together

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By *rispyDuckMan over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Slow down you might ch#ke

That's a mouthful haha

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

Don't play with it get it down you

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

It seems to have gone a bit hard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That meat is giving me jaw ache love

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Needs more spice.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Oh no, I've spill it everywhere...will it come out in the wash?

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Spilt not spill.

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

These wings are very juicy

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By *immyinreadingMan over a year ago

henley on thames

It’s good for you; get it inside you.

Open wide!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Awww look at grandma, she looks like she really enjoyed that

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Well that's a nobbly looking one

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By *isspurplechesterWoman over a year ago

Chester

That was delicious, now what’s for pudding?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

I feel sleepy.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Liqueur? Yes please!

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By *ustfortheforumsWoman over a year ago

I’m done

I’m satisfied

Did you have fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pass the chocolate spread

Wait what ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How do you know you don't like it if you've never tried it?

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By *weetandHungMan over a year ago

liverpool

Isn’t that a big piece of meat, very succulent

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Wait, it's not risen yet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you going to swallow that?

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Who's phoning me now?

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