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There’s nothing worse than a squashed banana
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"I buy the things simply to watch go brown, wither and end up in the compost. A wonder food that no longer taste as good as they used to."
This reminds me of my ex Mrs. I don’t think the police will ever find her in that compost pile   |
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"My day is ruined
What else pisses you right off and ruins the start of your day?
Love and Peace  "
A banana that's been left in your golf bag for 2 years...
What's the point of bananas anyway? More get thrown away than get eaten. |
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over a year ago
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"Treading on a slug as I stagger bleary-eyed to the bathroom 
Hubby did that putting bin out,he was wearing socks aswell.. yuck"
I was barefoot bleugh argh! |
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"My day is ruined
What else pisses you right off and ruins the start of your day?
Love and Peace
A banana that's been left in your golf bag for 2 years...
What's the point of bananas anyway? More get thrown away than get eaten. "
You can’t be that good at golf then  |
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"My day is ruined
What else pisses you right off and ruins the start of your day?
Love and Peace
I’m with you I hate squished banana just can’t put it in my mouth like that   "
Why did I get a twinge reading this |
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Went to make my breakfast.. Decided I wanted scrambled eggs... But I only have 2 eggs.. Its fine I can deal with a little breakfast no big deal.. But I dropped one of the eggs and I can't just scramble 1 god dam egg  |
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By *ickyquimCouple
over a year ago
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"My day is ruined
What else pisses you right off and ruins the start of your day?
Love and Peace
Waking up.
I hope your banana wasn’t in your bag….
It was "
Oh Lordy! Gooey fingers…
How come you can put a hard unripe banana in your bag and it still comes out squished and brown? |
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"Went to make my breakfast.. Decided I wanted scrambled eggs... But I only have 2 eggs.. Its fine I can deal with a little breakfast no big deal.. But I dropped one of the eggs and I can't just scramble 1 god dam egg "
Fried egg on toast it is then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When the postman knocks on the door with a parcel for one of the neighbours and disturbs me half way through a really good lady wank 
Did he not help finish you off?  "
Nope, how rude is that...... |
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"Went to make my breakfast.. Decided I wanted scrambled eggs... But I only have 2 eggs.. Its fine I can deal with a little breakfast no big deal.. But I dropped one of the eggs and I can't just scramble 1 god dam egg
Fried egg on toast it is then. "
How did you know  |
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"My day is ruined
What else pisses you right off and ruins the start of your day?
Love and Peace
Waking up.
I hope your banana wasn’t in your bag….
It was
Oh Lordy! Gooey fingers…
How come you can put a hard unripe banana in your bag and it still comes out squished and brown?"
I know. I often put a hard thing in a bag and it cums out all squishy and slimy. Sometimes it cums out brown as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Treading on a slug as I stagger bleary-eyed to the bathroom
What is a slug doing in your bathroom
It was in the kitchen - they sneak in
I have a pet slug called Yasmeen  "
She'd say the same about you, I'm sure |
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"When the postman knocks on the door with a parcel for one of the neighbours and disturbs me half way through a really good lady wank
Did he not help finish you off?
Nope, how rude is that......"
I’d get a new postman then |
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"Went to make my breakfast.. Decided I wanted scrambled eggs... But I only have 2 eggs.. Its fine I can deal with a little breakfast no big deal.. But I dropped one of the eggs and I can't just scramble 1 god dam egg
Fried egg on toast it is then.
How did you know "
You left your camera switched on your back phone  |
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"Treading on a slug as I stagger bleary-eyed to the bathroom
What is a slug doing in your bathroom
It was in the kitchen - they sneak in
I have a pet slug called Yasmeen
She'd say the same about you, I'm sure "
She’s says a lot worse |
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"Went to make my breakfast.. Decided I wanted scrambled eggs... But I only have 2 eggs.. Its fine I can deal with a little breakfast no big deal.. But I dropped one of the eggs and I can't just scramble 1 god dam egg
Fried egg on toast it is then.
How did you know
You left your camera switched on your back phone "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My plums are squashed this morning 
Squashed bananas and plumbs
I’m not even going to mention my bruised peach
What have you been up to? "
Something was on top of my fruit |
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"My day is ruined
What else pisses you right off and ruins the start of your day?
Love and Peace
A banana that's been left in your golf bag for 2 years...
What's the point of bananas anyway? More get thrown away than get eaten.
You can’t be that good at golf then "
Much worse than that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My day is ruined
What else pisses you right off and ruins the start of your day?
Love and Peace "
Depends where the banana was squashed?
Pisses me off if I run out of coffee |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Treading on a slug as I stagger bleary-eyed to the bathroom
What is a slug doing in your bathroom
It was in the kitchen - they sneak in
I have a pet slug called Yasmeen
She'd say the same about you, I'm sure
She’s says a lot worse "
We all see your public spats!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When the postman knocks on the door with a parcel for one of the neighbours and disturbs me half way through a really good lady wank
Did he not help finish you off?
Nope, how rude is that......"
Come on, he showed you his package |
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"My day is ruined
What else pisses you right off and ruins the start of your day?
Love and Peace
A banana that's been left in your golf bag for 2 years...
What's the point of bananas anyway? More get thrown away than get eaten.
You can’t be that good at golf then
Much worse than that. "
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"My day is ruined
What else pisses you right off and ruins the start of your day?
Love and Peace
Depends where the banana was squashed?
Pisses me off if I run out of coffee"
It was in my laptop bag |
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"Treading on a slug as I stagger bleary-eyed to the bathroom
What is a slug doing in your bathroom
It was in the kitchen - they sneak in
I have a pet slug called Yasmeen
She'd say the same about you, I'm sure
She’s says a lot worse
We all see your public spats!! "
I’m the innocent victim in all of this |
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"When the postman knocks on the door with a parcel for one of the neighbours and disturbs me half way through a really good lady wank
Did he not help finish you off?
Nope, how rude is that......
Come on, he showed you his package "
And probably emptied all of his sack |
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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago
Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands |
"Squash some more and make some banana bread "
That's just what I have been doing, 4 bananas squashed and now in the oven.
Grandkids love Banana Bread  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My plums are squashed this morning
Squashed bananas and plumbs
I’m not even going to mention my bruised peach
What have you been up to?
Something was on top of my fruit
So you bashed it? "
More it got bashed |
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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago
Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria |
"My day is ruined
What else pisses you right off and ruins the start of your day?
Love and Peace
A banana that's been left in your golf bag for 2 years...
What's the point of bananas anyway? More get thrown away than get eaten. "
I have a banana every day |
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"My day is ruined
What else pisses you right off and ruins the start of your day?
Love and Peace
A banana that's been left in your golf bag for 2 years...
What's the point of bananas anyway? More get thrown away than get eaten.
I have a banana every day "
Well bloody hell if that's what your secret is I'm off to fyffes to get a load...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Treading on a slug as I stagger bleary-eyed to the bathroom
What is a slug doing in your bathroom
It was in the kitchen - they sneak in
I have a pet slug called Yasmeen
She'd say the same about you, I'm sure
She’s says a lot worse
We all see your public spats!!
I’m the innocent victim in all of this "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I somehow managed to lose a banana in my bag and it slowly decomposed but held its near liquid state right till I found it again by shoving my finger right through into its squish. Delightful. I also found a completely fossilized banana once so now I dont take bananas out with me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I somehow managed to lose a banana in my bag and it slowly decomposed but held its near liquid state right till I found it again by shoving my finger right through into its squish. Delightful. I also found a completely fossilized banana once so now I dont take bananas out with me. "
Oh the joys of a woman's handbag lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I somehow managed to lose a banana in my bag and it slowly decomposed but held its near liquid state right till I found it again by shoving my finger right through into its squish. Delightful. I also found a completely fossilized banana once so now I dont take bananas out with me.
Oh the joys of a woman's handbag lol "
Everything in it you could possibly need, and lots more you really dont |
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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago
Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria |
"My day is ruined
What else pisses you right off and ruins the start of your day?
Love and Peace
I’m with you I hate squished banana just can’t put it in my mouth like that
Why did I get a twinge reading this "
Maybe you have a banana fetish?? |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"My plums are squashed this morning
Squashed bananas and plumbs
I’m not even going to mention my bruised peach
What have you been up to?
Something was on top of my fruit
So you bashed it?
More it got bashed "
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