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over a year ago
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"I love my dog more than anything else in the world
They’re the best, aren’t they?
I have a cat too, but he’s a total knob!
Do you want to see him"
Yeah! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can have a full conversation with my cat in cat language, and hes called Dave 
And I have hot milk on my cereal
How do you heat it up? Microwave? "
1.30 in the micro wavee (said in Nigella tones) absolute perfection, its the only way. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can have a full conversation with my cat in cat language, and hes called Dave
And I have hot milk on my cereal
I have full conversations with my cat and he's deaf!  "
Well thats just too cute, I love torties, they're sooooo chatty |
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"I've never had a chip butty.
Or a fish finger finger butty. #dirtyfood
Damn it I haven't had a chip butty for years, now I really fancy one
Don't do it!  "
Hehe the urge is strong though and on top of that I have fish fingers in the freezer aswell so maybe a fish and chip butty could be a thing, the joys of growing up as a council estate kid  |
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"I talk to my dogs more than I do people and most of the time get better conversations 
I prefer dogs to most people personally"
Same to be honest with you although mine do back chat me worse than a chavvy teenager at times there nothing like a good fish finger sandwich after a night out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I constantly call my toys slutes/sluts  Even when I’m out with them
I had to re-read that a couple times to make it make sense "
It's early it's allowed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I constantly call my toys slutes/sluts Even when I’m out with them
I had to re-read that a couple times to make it make sense
It's early it's allowed "
she only got one eye open |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I constantly call my toys slutes/sluts Even when I’m out with them
I had to re-read that a couple times to make it make sense
It's early it's allowed
she only got one eye open "
How would you like your coffee madam |
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By *andS1Couple
over a year ago
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On my way to work when I drive across 3 lanes on the dual carriage way. I have to avoid driving over the reflectors in the road. If I do hit them then I think it's a sign it's a bad day. I've been doing it for so long it's an instant habbit even though I know it's stupid. |
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"I can remember my childhood home phone number, NI number, and have the superpower of wiggling my ears - I’ll take off soon, you watch!! 
Is it a bird, is it a plane.....no it’s the _nked rascal "
tbf I’ll just be going round in a circle as the one ear is stronger than the other haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can remember my childhood home phone number, NI number, and have the superpower of wiggling my ears - I’ll take off soon, you watch!! "
I relate! I have an excellent memory for numbers. Lots of birthdays and family phone numbers from the dial time engraved in my memory. Otherwise its a pretty useless skill |
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"I can remember my childhood home phone number, NI number, and have the superpower of wiggling my ears - I’ll take off soon, you watch!!
I relate! I have an excellent memory for numbers. Lots of birthdays and family phone numbers from the dial time engraved in my memory. Otherwise its a pretty useless skill "
Very random isn’t it….shame I’m crap at maths!! |
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"I can remember my childhood home phone number, NI number, and have the superpower of wiggling my ears - I’ll take off soon, you watch!!
Is it a bird, is it a plane.....no it’s the _nked rascal
tbf I’ll just be going round in a circle as the one ear is stronger than the other haha "
Ah that’s why I walk round in circles....one bollock is bigger than the other.....now I know |
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"I count the number of letters in turns during conversations with people… if what I say doesn’t add up to an even number or a multiple of 5 I add a filler/change it so that it does.
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You mean in a written conversation ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There are so many hilarious posts in this thread.
My 'street' English is nearly 30 years out of date because I haven't kept up with its evolution in that time.
I had never seen nor heard the word 'fit' applied to someone attractive rather than to their general fitness until this year; as with FFS, chav being in common usage....you get the idea. |
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By *tue555Man
over a year ago
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"There are so many hilarious posts in this thread.
My 'street' English is nearly 30 years out of date because I haven't kept up with its evolution in that time.
I had never seen nor heard the word 'fit' applied to someone attractive rather than to their general fitness until this year; as with FFS, chav being in common usage....you get the idea. "
Don't know about Steet but definately song by Streets - Your Fit And You Know It .
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I sometimes speak to my dog in a Chinese accent, as the breed supposedly originates from there
Anyone else really want to hear this "
You really don’t, as it’s completely ridiculous - and will go with me to the grave |
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"I like chopped banana on my homemade spaghetti bolognese
Just EWWWW woman!
Hehe hehe! What, it's totally normal right? Have been known to put bananas on a homemade curry too... "
How did you even think to do that in first place? |
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"I like chopped banana on my homemade spaghetti bolognese
Just EWWWW woman!
Hehe hehe! What, it's totally normal right? Have been known to put bananas on a homemade curry too...
Me mam, blame her!
How did you even think to do that in first place? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I clean my teeth with hot water."
I usually do this, and leave it running until I've finished too, but with the rise in energy prices I'm giving it a rethink.
Started taking cold showers after seeing your videos too _luebell888  |
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