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What can you say during sex but also during a family meal

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

Is that all there is

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

I want more!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Do you want stuffing ?

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

Ok I’m done. I just want pudding and a nap now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bit bloody but I’ll eat it anyway!

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Such a small portion

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By *ussexualMan over a year ago

Brighton

If you're not going to finish, do you mind if I do?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let us pray

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have a second helping please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let us pray"

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"Let us pray"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Delicious

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"If you're not going to finish, do you mind if I do? "
perfect xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you like some sweetcorn with that?

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"Would you like some sweetcorn with that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's some juicy meat.

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

It's not done yet, stick it back in

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

How do you know you won’t like it if you’ve never tried it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you mind pushing my stool in ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would you mind pushing my stool in ..."

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Can I have meat and 2 veg next time please?

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"How do you know you won’t like it if you’ve never tried it?"
brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's not done yet, stick it back in"

Yes, good advice, as it hasn’t risen nearly as much as I’d hoped!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s dripping down your chin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you like some more daddy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Breast for me please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Try it you might like it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would you mind pushing my stool in ..."

Hahaha

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

Great minds on here brilliant

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Would you prefer leg or breast?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would you mind pushing my stool in ..."

I've just woken the dog up laughing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That went down smoothly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Open wide !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't be so greedy. Leave some for others.

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Stop playing with it and just eat it.

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By *athers123Man over a year ago

Harpenden

Cream pie dear?

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By *ougie321Man over a year ago

Milford Haven

Who threw that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put it away, you nan will be here in a minute

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's no way I'm eating that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its making my mouth water

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By *livia_KWoman over a year ago

South London

Surely you can't have all of that big sausage.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you have to sniff every bloody thing before it goes in your mouth?!

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By *ozapperMan over a year ago

Lancashire

You'd feel better of if you didn't stuff it all in your mouth at once.

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By *rs mischiefWoman over a year ago

Manchester

That's delicious

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By *ussexualMan over a year ago

Brighton

Something smells a bit fishy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please Sir, I want some more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh, FFS, just pick the crusty bits off!

And don’t talk with your mouth full!

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"Oh, FFS, just pick the crusty bits off!

And don’t talk with your mouth full!

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you are on a roll Dieu xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stop playing with it and just eat it."

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By *dalisqueWoman over a year ago

land of make believe

Have a try,you might like it

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By *ussexualMan over a year ago

Brighton

I would eat that, but there's too much batter for my taste

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

could I please share that with you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you want more you’ll have to sort it out yourself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any volunteers to clean up after?

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By *ussexualMan over a year ago

Brighton

That was lovely, let's invite the neighbours next time

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By *km1Man over a year ago

Swansea

That’s quite a spread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Open wide, here comes the big aeroplane!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just swallow it, it won’t kill you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh, FFS, just pick the crusty bits off!

And don’t talk with your mouth full!

you are on a roll Dieu xx"

Food pun unintended

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By *km1Man over a year ago

Swansea

Have some cream for that spotted dick!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will granny be joining us tonight?

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"Oh, FFS, just pick the crusty bits off!

And don’t talk with your mouth full!

you are on a roll Dieu xx

Food pun unintended

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I,ll take that one

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By *ussexualMan over a year ago

Brighton

Do you mind if I watch Eastenders while you finish?

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By *km1Man over a year ago

Swansea

Brown or white meat?

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By *anuel ducatiMan over a year ago

leyburn

Aaaagh, that tastes a bit salty!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You might as well get on with it, your not getting anything else

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shall we pour some brandy on and set it alight?

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By *nthony_60Man over a year ago

ipswich

Mmmm moist just how I like it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s a bit soft, are you sure it’s ready?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mmmm moist just how I like it"

Oh that’s great, I was worried it might be too dry!

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By *anuel ducatiMan over a year ago

leyburn

Looks like the dog wants some as well.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Would you like stuffing?

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By *nthony_60Man over a year ago

ipswich

Is this all mine or have I got to share it

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By *nthony_60Man over a year ago

ipswich

If I can’t eat it all I’ll let the guys from work finish it off!

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Do I really get all that for £9.99?

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By *nthony_60Man over a year ago

ipswich

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By *nthony_60Man over a year ago

ipswich

"Mmmm moist just how I like it

Oh that’s great, I was worried it might be too dry!"

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By *ichard 555Man over a year ago

hayes

That's tasty

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By *nthony_60Man over a year ago

ipswich

What you can’t eat I’ll cover in cling film and you can have it for supper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spoon or fork

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By *inecrestMan over a year ago

West Yorks

More cucumber?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh, FFS, just pick the crusty bits off!

And don’t talk with your mouth full!

You’re on form tonight. Had me chuckling away here

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By *nthony_60Man over a year ago

ipswich

It’s nice but I get bits stuck under my denture

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By *anuel ducatiMan over a year ago

leyburn

Can i eat it while I'm watching the soccer on telly?

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By *ob08Man over a year ago

Macclesfield

Just put a bit more in your mouth dear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve got a hair stuck in my teeth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You stay here and finish up, I’m going to wash up

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By *nthony_60Man over a year ago

ipswich

Don’t stand in ceremony just grab a handful and enjoy

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

This meat smells off

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By *nthony_60Man over a year ago

ipswich

I think I had to much…. It’s made me feel sick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do I really get all that for £9.99?

AND it’s supersized ... with my special sauce!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You stay here and finish up, I’m going to wash up"

I’ll join you. You’re going to need an extra pair of hands!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooh, that is SOO good...

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By *nthony_60Man over a year ago

ipswich

Here’s a cloth for you to wipe your fingers with when you’re finished

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here’s a cloth for you to wipe your fingers with when you’re finished"

And there’s something on your chin!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You stay here and finish up, I’m going to wash up

I’ll join you. You’re going to need an extra pair of hands!"

Would you like to use the marigolds this time?

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Do I really get all that for £9.99?

AND it’s supersized ... with my special sauce!"

Wasn't that supposed to be my line?

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By *nthony_60Man over a year ago

ipswich

Would anyone else like a taste?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do I really get all that for £9.99?

AND it’s supersized ... with my special sauce!

Wasn't that supposed to be my line?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone for a chocolate finger?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you’re done you can go and play with your friends, but you have to finish first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmmmmmmmmmm delicious..

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I've just packed some fudge.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmm, luv me some stuffing - yes please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mmm, luv me some stuffing - yes please

I’ve never felt so stuffed in my life!

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By *jekimMan over a year ago

Wigan

Who's going to clean that up haha ?????

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By *jekimMan over a year ago

Wigan

Do you prefer legs or breasts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Creampie anyone...!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you prefer legs or breasts"

Legs

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

That looks like a great finger buffet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fucking hell, you got it on the carpet again

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

That was nice but not as good as how my mum does it.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Fucking hell, you got it on the carpet again"

At least I didn't get it on the curtains.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Jimmy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I didn’t like it last time why would I like it now!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That meat looks a little raw

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

That waffle looks past it's sell by date.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I didn’t like it last time why would I like it now!"

Stop making that face and just eat it. It’s good for you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thank you for having me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I didn’t like it last time why would I like it now!

Stop making that face and just eat it. It’s good for you!"

Fine but I’m choosing next time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I didn’t like it last time why would I like it now!

Stop making that face and just eat it. It’s good for you!

Fine but I’m choosing next time"

Yes, next time we’ll eat out!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I didn’t like it last time why would I like it now!

Stop making that face and just eat it. It’s good for you!

Fine but I’m choosing next time

Yes, next time we’ll eat out!"

Yay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stop trying to talk with your mouth full.

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By *onegal82Man over a year ago

letterkenny/Belfast

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By *onegal82Man over a year ago

letterkenny/Belfast

Just the way I like my meat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's too hot to eat...

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By *jekimMan over a year ago

Wigan

Tell me when to stop filling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not really enjoying this. Can we phone up for a Chinese?

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By *hancer666Man over a year ago

Redbourn

"Tell me when to stop filling

"Someone give grandma a nudge, we're about to start"

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

It might taste better with whipped cream on it

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By *arcuz85Man over a year ago

stafford

Tastes so good I can eat it all day

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"It might taste better with whipped cream on it "

Now there's an idea.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Swallow don’t spit

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS over a year ago

Ramsey

Where would you like the gravy?

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

Surely you can't of had enough already

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmmmmm so moist, I want to eat it all.

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By *arl192021Man over a year ago

Northumberland

Did you enjoy that...cum again anytime lol

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By *an4funMan over a year ago

london

Lovely bangers!

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By *imbob85Man over a year ago

inverness

Pass the butter

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By *an4funMan over a year ago

london

Who's up for toad in the hole?

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By *xydadbodMan over a year ago

Milton keynes

What's for dessert then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any more lol

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By *ilverjagMan over a year ago

swansea

Pleased to meet you,

Meat to please you.

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Oh dear sorry I didnt mean to finish so soon.

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By *r happyMan over a year ago

coleshill

If you have to spit it out use a napkin

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By *ustdaveHantsMan over a year ago

chippenham

Would you like cream with that?

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By *ogerroger69Man over a year ago

West Yorks

I can’t breathe I better stop x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pass the butter

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By *illiam101000Man over a year ago

Melton Mowbray

That went down well. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slow down!!

Nobody's gonna take it off you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t speak with your mouth full

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will granny be joining us tonight?"

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please pass the gravy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be a good girl and swallow

May I sit here?

Tell me when to stop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where would you like the gravy?"

Dammit, got there before me!

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By *etterdays2021Man over a year ago

PETERBOROUGH

Its hot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where would you like the gravy?

Dammit, got there before me!"

Hah....finally caught you here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this creamy stuff gluten free??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where would you like the gravy?

Dammit, got there before me!

Hah....finally caught you here."

Duuuuuuuude!!!! How you been man?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please pass the pee.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is the sauce supposed to be this tangy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where would you like the gravy?

Dammit, got there before me!

Hah....finally caught you here.

Duuuuuuuude!!!! How you been man?"

Up and down, to and fro, round and round!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would you mind pushing my stool in ..."

Excellent

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

Leeds

Anymore gravy please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No sweetcorn next time, please

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

If you're using your fingers you best roll your sleeves up.

Stop poking it and just eat it.

Just wash it down with a sip of water.

Taste it first before you put more salt on

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

If you find the sixpence in it don't Swallow it.

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By *estofbothCouple over a year ago

Cardiff

Is anybody else coming?

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Save some for the dog.

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS over a year ago

stockport

I'd like more of that cream please

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By *ark RumMan over a year ago

Bucks

That taste like shit...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is nice, but your mums was better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stop playing with it and finish it!

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By *ambscouple2015Couple over a year ago

Not in Wisbech but near

Well that filled a hole

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eat up !

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