If you can

By *esthetic21 OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Fit a clipper lighter up each nostril you have big nostrils

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always handy when you have no pockets.

By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Always handy when you have no pockets.

Not a problem for otters

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Always handy when you have no pockets.

Not a problem for otters

I saw that earlier! I learned something without Googling.

By *hubby CoupleCouple over a year ago

Essex

Don’t forget the mini clippers…

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Knowing my luck I’d try it and set my nasal hair ablaze!

Not that I have much of it, you understand ...

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What if it's an Elf's zippo?

By *olly_chromaticTV/TS over a year ago

Stockport

"What if it's an Elf's zippo?"

Depends how big the elf is.