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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I've used the term "wetter than an otter's pocket" before, thinking awww, imagine a cute little otter with its wee jacket on

Turns out they have literal pocket of fur underneath in their armpits where they stash stuff!

Colour me delighted

What other well known (apart from by me, it seems) facts are out there?

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you hold a buttercup under your chin and it reflects yellow that means you like butter

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

What awww no way I gotta go investigate this now

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London

That’s amazing, I didn’t know that either!

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"If you hold a buttercup under your chin and it reflects yellow that means you like butter "

Aww we done that when we where little

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"I've used the term "wetter than an otter's pocket" before, thinking awww, imagine a cute little otter with its wee jacket on

Turns out they have literal pocket of fur underneath in their armpits where they stash stuff!

Colour me delighted

What other well known (apart from by me, it seems) facts are out there?

Mrs TMN x"

what stuff can they stash? Chocolate?

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"If you hold a buttercup under your chin and it reflects yellow that means you like butter "

That's just makey-uppy nonsense

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

Probably not fact but I was told never to pick a dandelion or else you’ll have an accident, because you are stealing the fairies wings …. I’ve still never picked one

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I've used the term "wetter than an otter's pocket" before, thinking awww, imagine a cute little otter with its wee jacket on

Turns out they have literal pocket of fur underneath in their armpits where they stash stuff!

Colour me delighted

What other well known (apart from by me, it seems) facts are out there?

Mrs TMN x what stuff can they stash? Chocolate? "

Depends on the size of the chocolate. And the size of the otter.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

Hot water turns into ice faster than cold water, strangely

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Hot water turns into ice faster than cold water, strangely "

Whaaaat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you hold a buttercup under your chin and it reflects yellow that means you like butter

That's just makey-uppy nonsense "

It’s a fact! *stomps feet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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It was a list of stupid questions lol … of couuuuurse it’s a chocolate pocket

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"If you hold a buttercup under your chin and it reflects yellow that means you like butter

That's just makey-uppy nonsense

It’s a fact! *stomps feet "

Ah, now you've stomped your feet, it's defo true!

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan  over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.

A shrimp's heart is in its head.

In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

Horses can't vomit.

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

Hair of the dog ~ they thought if you got bit by a dog and took a portion of the dogs hair it would cure rabies

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"If you hold a buttercup under your chin and it reflects yellow that means you like butter

That's just makey-uppy nonsense

It’s a fact! *stomps feet

Ah, now you've stomped your feet, it's defo true! "

It so is true I love butter and my chin always glowed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you hold a buttercup under your chin and it reflects yellow that means you like butter

That's just makey-uppy nonsense

It’s a fact! *stomps feet

Ah, now you've stomped your feet, it's defo true!

It so is true I love butter and my chin always glowed "

Kerrygold

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"It is impossible to lick your elbow.

A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.

A shrimp's heart is in its head.

In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

Horses can't vomit.

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow."

THREAD CLOSED

You've been busy, Sydney University!

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"If you hold a buttercup under your chin and it reflects yellow that means you like butter

That's just makey-uppy nonsense

It’s a fact! *stomps feet

Ah, now you've stomped your feet, it's defo true!

It so is true I love butter and my chin always glowed

Kerrygold "

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

Breathing through your nose, you think you take in air and exhale air equally through each nostril, apparently when you breathe in one nostril will take more air and when you breathe out it only comes out of one nostril. They apparently take it in turns …….. now how many of you are concentrating on your breathing and how it feels in your nose

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It is impossible to lick your elbow.

A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.

A shrimp's heart is in its head.

In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

Horses can't vomit.

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

THREAD CLOSED

You've been busy, Sydney University! "

All that research has paid off.

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By *eyond PurityCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"It is impossible to lick your elbow.

A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.

A shrimp's heart is in its head.

In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

Horses can't vomit.

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow."

I want to take a duck into a cave now

C

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you hold a buttercup under your chin and it reflects yellow that means you like butter "

I can't believe it('s not butter)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It is impossible to lick your elbow.

A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.

A shrimp's heart is in its head.

In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

Horses can't vomit.

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

I want to take a duck into a cave now

C"

That was my first wait-what … there’s ducks near me … I’m totally doing it

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Breathing through your nose, you think you take in air and exhale air equally through each nostril, apparently when you breathe in one nostril will take more air and when you breathe out it only comes out of one nostril. They apparently take it in turns …….. now how many of you are concentrating on your breathing and how it feels in your nose "

Woah. That's mad!

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"It is impossible to lick your elbow.

A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.

A shrimp's heart is in its head.

In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

Horses can't vomit.

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

I want to take a duck into a cave now

C"

Do it, and report back! We must know

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By *ea monkeyMan  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"It is impossible to lick your elbow.

A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.

A shrimp's heart is in its head.

In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

Horses can't vomit.

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow."

How do goldfish get pregnant when fish lay eggs?

Ducks quacks do echo!

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"

Ducks quacks do echo!

"

Awww, Tea, you've spoiled our duck related hijinks! I was setting out with my duck catching net as we spoke.

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By *ea monkeyMan  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"

Ducks quacks do echo!

Awww, Tea, you've spoiled our duck related hijinks! I was setting out with my duck catching net as we spoke. "

Soz!

To add a level of WTF to it, scientists have done actual studies to disprove this popular myth!

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"

Ducks quacks do echo!

Awww, Tea, you've spoiled our duck related hijinks! I was setting out with my duck catching net as we spoke.

Soz!

To add a level of WTF to it, scientists have done actual studies to disprove this popular myth! "

*shakes fist* Sydney University...

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

How did budgies find out that a cuttlefish bone would make a great beak sharpener.

Do you know that the mynah bird which is an accomplished mimic is closely related to the starling which commonly copied the songs of other birds.

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan  over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact


"

Ducks quacks do echo!

Awww, Tea, you've spoiled our duck related hijinks! I was setting out with my duck catching net as we spoke.

Soz!

To add a level of WTF to it, scientists have done actual studies to disprove this popular myth!

*shakes fist* Sydney University... "

I dispute these claims. Reverb and echo are distinctly different. It is important to note this distinction. You'll be hearing from my lawyers pending settlement of the 3,000 other privacy cases against our organisation.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS  over a year ago

Stockport


"Probably not fact but I was told never to pick a dandelion or else you’ll have an accident, because you are stealing the fairies wings …. I’ve still never picked one "

My understanding was that the "accident" would be wetting yourself. Could be there's perhaps something in dandelion sap that might make you wee?

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By *inAndTonic21Couple  over a year ago

Merseyside


"I've used the term "wetter than an otter's pocket" before, thinking awww, imagine a cute little otter with its wee jacket on

Turns out they have literal pocket of fur underneath in their armpits where they stash stuff!

Colour me delighted

What other well known (apart from by me, it seems) facts are out there?

Mrs TMN x"

Love things like this so amazing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Probably not fact but I was told never to pick a dandelion or else you’ll have an accident, because you are stealing the fairies wings …. I’ve still never picked one

My understanding was that the "accident" would be wetting yourself. Could be there's perhaps something in dandelion sap that might make you wee? "

Apparently they are a mild diuretic.

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It is impossible to lick your elbow.

A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.

A shrimp's heart is in its head.

In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

Horses can't vomit.

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

I want to take a duck into a cave now

C

That was my first wait-what … there’s ducks near me … I’m totally doing it "

I’m back. They wouldn’t quack - they just looked at me hissing. We were under a bridge - it was a fairly long tunnel like bridge but I couldn’t tell if it was echoing or not lol x

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan  over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact


"It is impossible to lick your elbow.

A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.

A shrimp's heart is in its head.

In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

Horses can't vomit.

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

I want to take a duck into a cave now

C

That was my first wait-what … there’s ducks near me … I’m totally doing it

I’m back. They wouldn’t quack - they just looked at me hissing. We were under a bridge - it was a fairly long tunnel like bridge but I couldn’t tell if it was echoing or not lol x"

Why can't people just take my word for it? I am from a reputable organisation!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Probably not fact but I was told never to pick a dandelion or else you’ll have an accident, because you are stealing the fairies wings …. I’ve still never picked one

My understanding was that the "accident" would be wetting yourself. Could be there's perhaps something in dandelion sap that might make you wee? "

Well I’ve managed to do that without the dandelion’s influence in my lifetime maybe it was the Dandelion & Burdock that did it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've used the term "wetter than an otter's pocket" before, thinking awww, imagine a cute little otter with its wee jacket on

Turns out they have literal pocket of fur underneath in their armpits where they stash stuff!

Colour me delighted

What other well known (apart from by me, it seems) facts are out there?

Mrs TMN x"

This post is really sweet and fuzzy. Now I need to go give someone a hug.

Apparently, scienifically/mathematically, a bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly. Don't know how true this is but I like it anyway

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It is impossible to lick your elbow.

A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.

A shrimp's heart is in its head.

In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

Horses can't vomit.

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

I want to take a duck into a cave now

C

That was my first wait-what … there’s ducks near me … I’m totally doing it

I’m back. They wouldn’t quack - they just looked at me hissing. We were under a bridge - it was a fairly long tunnel like bridge but I couldn’t tell if it was echoing or not lol x

Why can't people just take my word for it? I am from a reputable organisation! "

In fairness I had already gone on my fact finding mission. And you get paid … whereas I only got hissed at

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I've used the term "wetter than an otter's pocket" before, thinking awww, imagine a cute little otter with its wee jacket on

Turns out they have literal pocket of fur underneath in their armpits where they stash stuff!

Colour me delighted

What other well known (apart from by me, it seems) facts are out there?

Mrs TMN x

This post is really sweet and fuzzy. Now I need to go give someone a hug.

Apparently, scienifically/mathematically, a bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly. Don't know how true this is but I like it anyway "

I have also heard this! Excellent fact.

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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Well that’s just blummin cute

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thanks to ALL you posters, you've made me smile.

You're all a delight and incredibly witty

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS  over a year ago

Stockport


"I've used the term "wetter than an otter's pocket" before, thinking awww, imagine a cute little otter with its wee jacket on

Turns out they have literal pocket of fur underneath in their armpits where they stash stuff!

Colour me delighted

What other well known (apart from by me, it seems) facts are out there?

Mrs TMN x

This post is really sweet and fuzzy. Now I need to go give someone a hug.

Apparently, scienifically/mathematically, a bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly. Don't know how true this is but I like it anyway

I have also heard this! Excellent fact. "

I suspect it's more a case of scientifically a bumble bee can fly (cos I'm sure I've seen some of them do it ) but the sums of the "how" are too hard for us human beings poor little brains...

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By *ermite12ukMan  over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood


"It is impossible to lick your elbow.

A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.

A shrimp's heart is in its head.

In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

Horses can't vomit.

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

I want to take a duck into a cave now

C

That was my first wait-what … there’s ducks near me … I’m totally doing it

I’m back. They wouldn’t quack - they just looked at me hissing. We were under a bridge - it was a fairly long tunnel like bridge but I couldn’t tell if it was echoing or not lol x"

Could be, you weren't using proper Ducks?

Did you see them walk, like ducks?

You said they were hissing. So if they didn't quack...then very doubtful they were proper Ducks.

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By *iger4uWoman  over a year ago

In my happy place

Owls have long legs

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By *ussexualMan  over a year ago

Brighton

An apple a day doesn't keep the doctor away.

Researchers found that once they adjusted for people's lifestyles, there was no variation in the frequency of visits to the doc for regular apple eaters and those who don't eat them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you pick s dandelion, you will wet the bed

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By *ussexualMan  over a year ago

Brighton

"Maths explains how bees can stay airborne with such tiny wings"

And you all thought maths was a waste of time

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