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If heaven exists what would you like God to say when you got there
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By *ack688Man
over a year ago
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Either
Sorry! Really really sorry, it wasn’t meant to so utterly fucked up as all that, I’m just shit at this.
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What? No, I don’t take the blindest bit of notice of what happens on earth, it’s all your own faults, I’m taking no responsibility for that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Me. Soo, God. Any strip poles in heaven?
God. Would it be heaven without stripes poles son.
And we would walk across the clouds together toward titty heaven.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I spoke to God today and she said that she's ashamed
What have I become
What have I done
I spoke to the devil today and he swears he's not to blame
And I understood 'cause I feel the same
Arms wide open
I stand alone
I'm no hero and I'm not made of stone
Right or wrong
I can hardly tell
I'm on the wrong side of heaven and the righteous side of hell |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd dearly like an explanation as to why he felt the need to create an earth that would be so fucked he would have to sacrifice his son to fix it.
Failing that an explanation of reality and how quantum physics and relativity can be reconciled.
That should keep us chatting for a while.
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Wouldn't happen, they'd all be careering towards me at full speed ready to swipe my legs out from under me, just like they always used to 
