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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
What’s the best thing about a hotel meet ?
The drinks in the bar first flirting and teasing and building anticipation
Or that first gaze into each other’s eye when the hotel room door shuts abd the fun begins ?
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The complete lack of privacy when using the toilet, knowing they can hear every dribble of piss leave your body, every sly fart you think you're letting out quietly and God help ya if you need a dump coz they're smelling it before you've finished wiping your arse.
Sooooo romantic  |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
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"The complete lack of privacy when using the toilet, knowing they can hear every dribble of piss leave your body, every sly fart you think you're letting out quietly and God help ya if you need a dump coz they're smelling it before you've finished wiping your arse.
Sooooo romantic "
To be fair, I've had my share of hotel meets and have greatly enjoyed them. It's neutral ground which allows people to better relax, especially if it's a first time meet.
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For me it's not worrying about whether the flat looks ok or whether I should really wash the windows, not having to change the bedding only to then have to change it again the next morning, not having to worry whether I've left a dodgy sex toy out at the side of the bed, what drink he'll want and whether I have any of that to hand, whether the shower drain smells a bit odd but I'm nose-blind to it, whether a mate or my mum will turn up unexpectedly, whether my neighbours can hear us...
It's far more relaxing in a hotel! |
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"The complete lack of privacy when using the toilet, knowing they can hear every dribble of piss leave your body, every sly fart you think you're letting out quietly and God help ya if you need a dump coz they're smelling it before you've finished wiping your arse.
Sooooo romantic "
Don't worry, I'd forgive you! 
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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"The complete lack of privacy when using the toilet, knowing they can hear every dribble of piss leave your body, every sly fart you think you're letting out quietly and God help ya if you need a dump coz they're smelling it before you've finished wiping your arse.
Sooooo romantic "
I’d forgotten all those issues !!! |
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"The complete lack of privacy when using the toilet, knowing they can hear every dribble of piss leave your body, every sly fart you think you're letting out quietly and God help ya if you need a dump coz they're smelling it before you've finished wiping your arse.
Sooooo romantic "
Toilet issues were my worst fears |
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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"For me it's not worrying about whether the flat looks ok or whether I should really wash the windows, not having to change the bedding only to then have to change it again the next morning, not having to worry whether I've left a dodgy sex toy out at the side of the bed, what drink he'll want and whether I have any of that to hand, whether the shower drain smells a bit odd but I'm nose-blind to it, whether a mate or my mum will turn up unexpectedly, whether my neighbours can hear us...
It's far more relaxing in a hotel!"
True xx nice relaxed location x |
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"The complete lack of privacy when using the toilet, knowing they can hear every dribble of piss leave your body, every sly fart you think you're letting out quietly and God help ya if you need a dump coz they're smelling it before you've finished wiping your arse.
Sooooo romantic
Toilet issues were my worst fears "
I get freaked out by hearing kids running up and down the hallway or people walking past. I think "if I can hear them, they can hear me"
Don't get me wrong I've had a few hotel meets, but I'd need to be proper pumped these days to do it again. Maybe if my libido returns I'll feel differently |
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"Not cleaning up the mess
An excellent plus point xxx"
Whereas I think about the cleaner and I know they have limited time for each room and get in trouble if they run behind so I clean everything anyway
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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"The complete lack of privacy when using the toilet, knowing they can hear every dribble of piss leave your body, every sly fart you think you're letting out quietly and God help ya if you need a dump coz they're smelling it before you've finished wiping your arse.
Sooooo romantic
Toilet issues were my worst fears
I get freaked out by hearing kids running up and down the hallway or people walking past. I think "if I can hear them, they can hear me"
Don't get me wrong I've had a few hotel meets, but I'd need to be proper pumped these days to do it again. Maybe if my libido returns I'll feel differently "
Those pesky kids!!!! |
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"The complete lack of privacy when using the toilet, knowing they can hear every dribble of piss leave your body, every sly fart you think you're letting out quietly and God help ya if you need a dump coz they're smelling it before you've finished wiping your arse.
Sooooo romantic
Toilet issues were my worst fears
I get freaked out by hearing kids running up and down the hallway or people walking past. I think "if I can hear them, they can hear me"
Don't get me wrong I've had a few hotel meets, but I'd need to be proper pumped these days to do it again. Maybe if my libido returns I'll feel differently "
My last hotel meet I think I could hear the cleaning ladies folding the towells in the hallway. Paper thin walls. Very disconcerting  |
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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Not cleaning up the mess
An excellent plus point xxx
Whereas I think about the cleaner and I know they have limited time for each room and get in trouble if they run behind so I clean everything anyway
You are very considerate xxxxx
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I’m far more relaxed at home , I’m not keen on hotels meet with strangers.
I also resent paying for a room to get shagged and I don’t like to be a guest if “he” pays, splitting the bill doesn’t work either.
I guess I like to be in control.. my room … my rules
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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I’m far more relaxed at home , I’m not keen on hotels meet with strangers.
I also resent paying for a room to get shagged and I don’t like to be a guest if “he” pays, splitting the bill doesn’t work either.
I guess I like to be in control.. my room … my rules
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Sounds perfect xx someone I’d going to be very lucky x I do get your point though xx |
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"The complete lack of privacy when using the toilet, knowing they can hear every dribble of piss leave your body, every sly fart you think you're letting out quietly and God help ya if you need a dump coz they're smelling it before you've finished wiping your arse.
Sooooo romantic "
thats so fucking true...love that answer  |
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"The complete lack of privacy when using the toilet, knowing they can hear every dribble of piss leave your body, every sly fart you think you're letting out quietly and God help ya if you need a dump coz they're smelling it before you've finished wiping your arse.
Sooooo romantic "
there are ways around that though |
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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"The complete lack of privacy when using the toilet, knowing they can hear every dribble of piss leave your body, every sly fart you think you're letting out quietly and God help ya if you need a dump coz they're smelling it before you've finished wiping your arse.
Sooooo romantic there are ways around that though "
Such as ? Xxxxx |
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"The complete lack of privacy when using the toilet, knowing they can hear every dribble of piss leave your body, every sly fart you think you're letting out quietly and God help ya if you need a dump coz they're smelling it before you've finished wiping your arse.
Sooooo romantic there are ways around that though
Such as ? Xxxxx"
if having a wee turn the water/tap on to disguise the sound & if number 2 put lots of toilet paper down the pan first so it won’t plop as for the smell you can get sprays for that so go prepared |
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"What’s the best thing about a hotel meet ?
The drinks in the bar first flirting and teasing and building anticipation
Or that first gaze into each other’s eye when the hotel room door shuts abd the fun begins ?
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All of the above and more.
For us, we usually meet when away from home due to our kids etc. That means that if we are meeting with someone it will be a one off, and therefore all the more intense. |
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"The complete lack of privacy when using the toilet, knowing they can hear every dribble of piss leave your body, every sly fart you think you're letting out quietly and God help ya if you need a dump coz they're smelling it before you've finished wiping your arse.
Sooooo romantic there are ways around that though
Such as ? Xxxxx if having a wee turn the water/tap on to disguise the sound & if number 2 put lots of toilet paper down the pan first so it won’t plop as for the smell you can get sprays for that so go prepared "
Ooooo, could cause a blockage putting lots of paper down before log dropping |
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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"The complete lack of privacy when using the toilet, knowing they can hear every dribble of piss leave your body, every sly fart you think you're letting out quietly and God help ya if you need a dump coz they're smelling it before you've finished wiping your arse.
Sooooo romantic there are ways around that though
Such as ? Xxxxx if having a wee turn the water/tap on to disguise the sound & if number 2 put lots of toilet paper down the pan first so it won’t plop as for the smell you can get sprays for that so go prepared "
Thanks for the graphic detail lol !! I’d love to chat to you xx message me soon xx lol |
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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"What’s the best thing about a hotel meet ?
The drinks in the bar first flirting and teasing and building anticipation
Or that first gaze into each other’s eye when the hotel room door shuts abd the fun begins ?
All of the above and more.
For us, we usually meet when away from home due to our kids etc. That means that if we are meeting with someone it will be a one off, and therefore all the more intense."
Sounds perfect xx are you coming to Birmingham? Lol xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The complete lack of privacy when using the toilet, knowing they can hear every dribble of piss leave your body, every sly fart you think you're letting out quietly and God help ya if you need a dump coz they're smelling it before you've finished wiping your arse.
Sooooo romantic there are ways around that though
Such as ? Xxxxx if having a wee turn the water/tap on to disguise the sound & if number 2 put lots of toilet paper down the pan first so it won’t plop as for the smell you can get sprays for that so go prepared
Thanks for the graphic detail lol !! I’d love to chat to you xx message me soon xx lol "
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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"The complete lack of privacy when using the toilet, knowing they can hear every dribble of piss leave your body, every sly fart you think you're letting out quietly and God help ya if you need a dump coz they're smelling it before you've finished wiping your arse.
Sooooo romantic there are ways around that though
Such as ? Xxxxx if having a wee turn the water/tap on to disguise the sound & if number 2 put lots of toilet paper down the pan first so it won’t plop as for the smell you can get sprays for that so go prepared
Thanks for the graphic detail lol !! I’d love to chat to you xx message me soon xx lol "
Can’t message you!! Lol xx have a good day |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Going to a part of town you don't know, the rendezvous texts, seeing that she's actually turned up, the drink in the bar, and what you are both there for. |
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