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By *1c4yMan
over a year ago
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"Been on you here 2 months!! I get more conversation out of Alexa ??. "
It is difficult to know what to say I give you that.
Hi I'm .... (No)
Fancy a .... (No)
Mention anything to do with homelife friends/family (big no too personal).
What you into... (no)
I'm more of a face to face person but it's a bit forward saying hi can I take you out for a drink..
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What are you expecting from the site?
If it's to be swimming in minge then you may have your expectations off kilter.
If it's to use the site to keep up with swinging events and in touch with people you may connect with at said events then you'll need to get to those events for it to happen.
Hope that clears it up somewhat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love alexa try saying alexa I love u she will sing to u x
Ask Alex what 100 is in Welsh 
Boris johnson carrots 100 in welsh even better x"
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Even Alexa doesn’t understand me 
You got to enjoy the pandas maybe alexa is jealous you looked at them first and didn't speak to her "
it’s probably because I tell her to feck off to often  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Even Alexa doesn’t understand me
You got to enjoy the pandas maybe alexa is jealous you looked at them first and didn't speak to her
it’s probably because I tell her to feck off to often "
I think that could be it or your fbi agent has seen and heard things they can't unsee and hear haha |
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"Even Alexa doesn’t understand me "
Course Alexa doesnt understand you, its the derry in you, even people from
other parts of ireland cant understand you so what hope does Alexa have ;-p hahaha
Alexa- (that blonde lass is trying to talk to me again) “i dont understand belle”
Belle- *angry underbreath murmurings*, “natural colour is actually sunset satsuma not blonde” *angry underbreath murmurings continue*… Haha x
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Even Alexa doesn’t understand me
You got to enjoy the pandas maybe alexa is jealous you looked at them first and didn't speak to her
it’s probably because I tell her to feck off to often
I think that could be it or your fbi agent has seen and heard things they can't unsee and hear haha"
Ohh no  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Even Alexa doesn’t understand me
Course Alexa doesnt understand you, its the derry in you, even people from
other parts of ireland cant understand you so what hope does Alexa have ;-p hahaha
Alexa- (that blonde lass is trying to talk to me again) “i dont understand belle”
Belle- *angry underbreath murmurings*, “natural colour is actually sunset satsuma not blonde” *angry underbreath murmurings continue*… Haha x
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It’s fecking strawberry blonde |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don’t believe Alexa…. She will arrange a meet and not show… and she says she’s 39 but she’s 62 "
Ask her to do farting noises though, you won't regret it |
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"Even Alexa doesn’t understand me
Course Alexa doesnt understand you, its the derry in you, even people from
other parts of ireland cant understand you so what hope does Alexa have ;-p hahaha
Alexa- (that blonde lass is trying to talk to me again) “i dont understand belle”
Belle- *angry underbreath murmurings*, “natural colour is actually sunset satsuma not blonde” *angry underbreath murmurings continue*… Haha x
It’s fecking strawberry blonde "
Fecking? ??thats emphatically aggressive, get you a slapped bottom that belle speaking to me like that….. not the fecking bit, the strawberry blonde bit, swearing at me like that ;-p hahaha x |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Even Alexa doesn’t understand me
Course Alexa doesnt understand you, its the derry in you, even people from
other parts of ireland cant understand you so what hope does Alexa have ;-p hahaha
Alexa- (that blonde lass is trying to talk to me again) “i dont understand belle”
Belle- *angry underbreath murmurings*, “natural colour is actually sunset satsuma not blonde” *angry underbreath murmurings continue*… Haha x
It’s fecking strawberry blonde
Fecking? ??thats emphatically aggressive, get you a slapped bottom that belle speaking to me like that….. not the fecking bit, the strawberry blonde bit, swearing at me like that ;-p hahaha x"
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"Even Alexa doesn’t understand me
Course Alexa doesnt understand you, its the derry in you, even people from
other parts of ireland cant understand you so what hope does Alexa have ;-p hahaha
Alexa- (that blonde lass is trying to talk to me again) “i dont understand belle”
Belle- *angry underbreath murmurings*, “natural colour is actually sunset satsuma not blonde” *angry underbreath murmurings continue*… Haha x
It’s fecking strawberry blonde
Fecking? ??thats emphatically aggressive, get you a slapped bottom that belle speaking to me like that….. not the fecking bit, the strawberry blonde bit, swearing at me like that ;-p hahaha x
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Smiling and laughing at me, its like your distain knows no end, hostility devoid of boundries…. Pfft (im deffo not trying to talk myself into justification of bottom slappage by taking even the nicest of gestures and ignoring relevant, obviously present sentiment in order to maintain relevance to a pre conceived alterior motive) ;-p nevvvvvver haha x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Signed up a year ago only been active with subscription last 2 months "
Start again new profile. No veris in over a year usually follows with unbelievable excuses |
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"Signed up a year ago only been active with subscription last 2 months
Start again new profile. No veris in over a year usually follows with unbelievable excuses "
I do think that's irrelevant now tho with a year n half of pandemic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Even Alexa doesn’t understand me "
Don't cry, if the 'man' is truly listening in then this means you're a lot more safe than most right?
Do you have a proper Derry accent? If so will you phone me and read me stories? |
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