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A late late nocturnal thread ©™ heads up, there's gonna be a biscuit special this Friday

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Not just any old biscuits, new biscuits, this Friday. By new biscuits, I mean biscuits you haven't tried before. Leo Blooms and myself are going to be eating Oreos for the first time.

I'd really like it if you joined in on the new biscuits special.

I'm guessing for most people new biscuits will probably be individually wrapped biscuits. I've been shopping, not only have I got Oreos. I also have some honeycomb KitKats. I've been to Home Bargains, other shops are available. Next to the Penguins were Polar Pals

, if you haven't had Polar Pals, that counts as a new biscuit. They also had Bournville chocolate fingers. If you've never had dark chocolate fingers, treat yourself this Friday.

Like I said before, I'd really like it if you joined in on the new biscuits special. Get shopping.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Hey Jim

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Evening Jim

Evening Perverts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yay

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Ooo; I'm going to buy some new biscuits. Halloween themed ones. Might even do an avatar for it. Hope you're good.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

A biscuit special on Friday ..

Oh wow I'm so in for that

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

Today I ate magic stars and squirty cream for lunch. Working from home does not suit me, Jim.

How are you, are you well?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey Jim"

Hey, Meli. I had a feeling some people would think that this is a late late nocturnal thread ©™. It isn't a late late nocturnal thread ©™, it's a late late nocturnal thread ©™ heads up.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Evening Jim, evening everyone! I’m awake but like a zombie as I’ve been in bed all day poorly and now I can’t sleep or be properly awake I’m all uggghhhh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim

Evening Perverts

Hello!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

Evening Jim, evening all. I'm excited for the honeycomb KitKats

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yay

Px "

Get shopping. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A biscuit special on Friday ..

Oh wow I'm so in for that

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

I think I'm out out so you might get some d*unk biscuit rambling when I get back.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I have Border Biscuits lemon drizzle melts - happy to add them to the sharing pot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim

hope you’re well

Evening fellow perverts

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Hey Jim

Hey, Meli. I had a feeling some people would think that this is a late late nocturnal thread ©™. It isn't a late late nocturnal thread ©™, it's a late late nocturnal thread ©™ heads up."

We're still going to nocturnal all over this bad boy, needs must and all that.

I'll put a note in my diary for the real nocturnal thread so I can show up though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim

hope you’re well

Evening fellow perverts

Ps I will bring some hobnobs and Jaffa cakes

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"A biscuit special on Friday ..

Oh wow I'm so in for that

I'm thinking the new Biscoff Cream ones i saw yesterday

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Today I ate magic stars and squirty cream for lunch. Working from home does not suit me, Jim.

How are you, are you well?

I'm good, thanks. If you go shopping for new biscuits, I have to warn you. The Spooky Oreos, have a spider on the packet. Scary, scary stuff. I thought you were on the salmon this week.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Wentworth tonight x

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

Controversial as ever Jim calling a kitkat a biscuit

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ooo; I'm going to buy some new biscuits. Halloween themed ones. Might even do an avatar for it. Hope you're good.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Today I ate magic stars and squirty cream for lunch. Working from home does not suit me, Jim.

How are you, are you well?

I'm good, thanks. If you go shopping for new biscuits, I have to warn you. The Spooky Oreos, have a spider on the packet. Scary, scary stuff. I thought you were on the salmon this week."

So did I, Jim. So did I.

I’m also sad this thread is a catfish. This is no nocturnal thread. It’s a thread that got nocturnalled.

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"A biscuit special on Friday ..

Oh wow I'm so in for that

I'm thinking the new Biscoff Cream ones i saw yesterday

Ooh they are gooooood

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim and all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim, evening everyone! I’m awake but like a zombie as I’ve been in bed all day poorly and now I can’t sleep or be properly awake I’m all uggghhhh.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. I hope you feel better soon. You know this isn't a late late nocturnal thread ©™?

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Today I ate magic stars and squirty cream for lunch. Working from home does not suit me, Jim.

How are you, are you well?

I'm good, thanks. If you go shopping for new biscuits, I have to warn you. The Spooky Oreos, have a spider on the packet. Scary, scary stuff. I thought you were on the salmon this week.

So did I, Jim. So did I.

I’m also sad this thread is a catfish. This is no nocturnal thread. It’s a thread that got nocturnalled. "

Nocturnal it hard and don't be sad Jamie. Life is good. You have squirty cream and beautiful boobs.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Evening Jim, evening everyone! I’m awake but like a zombie as I’ve been in bed all day poorly and now I can’t sleep or be properly awake I’m all uggghhhh.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. I hope you feel better soon. You know this isn't a late late nocturnal thread ©™?"

Now I feel sicker! How cruel.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eeeeeeeeeeeving Jim et al.

If you want a new biscuit experience I suggest a TimTam the super sized Oz version of a penguin.

Not only is it chunkier and more chocolatey but if you bite both ends off you can use it like a straw and suck your hot beverage of choice through it!

You can thank me later.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"A biscuit special on Friday ..

Oh wow I'm so in for that

I'm thinking the new Biscoff Cream ones i saw yesterday

They’re so good! I made biscoff cupcakes for our office bake off and put those biscuits on top

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim, evening all. I'm excited for the honeycomb KitKats

LvM"

I'm excited too, for some reason I've got that Friday feeling. I just don't know why.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

I'm sad to say you're going to be sorely disappointed with your choice of biscuit.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Today I ate magic stars and squirty cream for lunch. Working from home does not suit me, Jim.

How are you, are you well?

I'm good, thanks. If you go shopping for new biscuits, I have to warn you. The Spooky Oreos, have a spider on the packet. Scary, scary stuff. I thought you were on the salmon this week.

So did I, Jim. So did I.

I’m also sad this thread is a catfish. This is no nocturnal thread. It’s a thread that got nocturnalled.

Nocturnal it hard and don't be sad Jamie. Life is good. You have squirty cream and beautiful boobs.

If you were a bra you’d be a bravissimo bra because you’re so supportive

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

I need to go and peruse the biscuit aisle. I think I've tried most of them (apart from anything with shitty coconut

)

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Today I ate magic stars and squirty cream for lunch. Working from home does not suit me, Jim.

How are you, are you well?

I'm good, thanks. If you go shopping for new biscuits, I have to warn you. The Spooky Oreos, have a spider on the packet. Scary, scary stuff. I thought you were on the salmon this week.

So did I, Jim. So did I.

I’m also sad this thread is a catfish. This is no nocturnal thread. It’s a thread that got nocturnalled.

Nocturnal it hard and don't be sad Jamie. Life is good. You have squirty cream and beautiful boobs.

If you were a bra you’d be a bravissimo bra because you’re so supportive

Happy birthday Jamie xxx

(Lovesruck)

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By *ister-mischiefMan over a year ago

Trafford

WTH honeycomb kitkats? I've got to get me some of those !

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Today I ate magic stars and squirty cream for lunch. Working from home does not suit me, Jim.

How are you, are you well?

I'm good, thanks. If you go shopping for new biscuits, I have to warn you. The Spooky Oreos, have a spider on the packet. Scary, scary stuff. I thought you were on the salmon this week.

So did I, Jim. So did I.

I’m also sad this thread is a catfish. This is no nocturnal thread. It’s a thread that got nocturnalled.

Nocturnal it hard and don't be sad Jamie. Life is good. You have squirty cream and beautiful boobs.

If you were a bra you’d be a bravissimo bra because you’re so supportive

Happy birthday Jamie xxx

(Lovesruck)"

Ffs

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Today I ate magic stars and squirty cream for lunch. Working from home does not suit me, Jim.

How are you, are you well?

I'm good, thanks. If you go shopping for new biscuits, I have to warn you. The Spooky Oreos, have a spider on the packet. Scary, scary stuff. I thought you were on the salmon this week.

So did I, Jim. So did I.

I’m also sad this thread is a catfish. This is no nocturnal thread. It’s a thread that got nocturnalled.

Nocturnal it hard and don't be sad Jamie. Life is good. You have squirty cream and beautiful boobs.

If you were a bra you’d be a bravissimo bra because you’re so supportive

Happy birthday Jamie xxx

(Lovesruck)

Ffs"

Thank you! I’m glad someone said it!

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Biscuit. I want one. Can’t move though. Too sick. Biscuit. Ugh.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Today I ate magic stars and squirty cream for lunch. Working from home does not suit me, Jim.

How are you, are you well?

I'm good, thanks. If you go shopping for new biscuits, I have to warn you. The Spooky Oreos, have a spider on the packet. Scary, scary stuff. I thought you were on the salmon this week.

So did I, Jim. So did I.

I’m also sad this thread is a catfish. This is no nocturnal thread. It’s a thread that got nocturnalled.

Nocturnal it hard and don't be sad Jamie. Life is good. You have squirty cream and beautiful boobs.

If you were a bra you’d be a bravissimo bra because you’re so supportive

Happy birthday Jamie xxx

(Lovesruck)

Ffs

Thank you! I’m glad someone said it!

Xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think I'm out out so you might get some d*unk biscuit rambling when I get back. "

A biscuit taste test from a d*unk, I'll have some of that.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Biscuit. I want one. Can’t move though. Too sick. Biscuit. Ugh."

Just had chocolate hobnobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have Border Biscuits lemon drizzle melts - happy to add them to the sharing pot

Fantastic. As it'll be Friday night, I hope you'll be dunking.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Biscuit. I want one. Can’t move though. Too sick. Biscuit. Ugh.

Just had chocolate hobnobs"

I might cry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim

hope you’re well

Evening fellow perverts

Hello!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Biscuit. I want one. Can’t move though. Too sick. Biscuit. Ugh.

Just had chocolate hobnobs

I might cry."

Nooooo x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey Jim

Hey, Meli. I had a feeling some people would think that this is a late late nocturnal thread ©™. It isn't a late late nocturnal thread ©™, it's a late late nocturnal thread ©™ heads up.

We're still going to nocturnal all over this bad boy, needs must and all that.

I'll put a note in my diary for the real nocturnal thread so I can show up though."

Fair do's.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wentworth tonight x"

Yes.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Wentworth tonight x

Yes.

Xxxx

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Jim why is this not a nocturnal thread?

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Jim why is this not a nocturnal thread?"

He knows we’re at his mercy. He’s d*unk on power

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Controversial as ever Jim calling a kitkat a biscuit

Woah, woah, woah. KitKats are most definitely biscuits.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fucking love biscuits Jim ... I'll go get some

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Jim why is this not a nocturnal thread?

He knows we’re at his mercy. He’s d*unk on power "

And taunting us with biscuits. He’s a rogue.

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

This sounds genuinely decadent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Today I ate magic stars and squirty cream for lunch. Working from home does not suit me, Jim.

How are you, are you well?

I'm good, thanks. If you go shopping for new biscuits, I have to warn you. The Spooky Oreos, have a spider on the packet. Scary, scary stuff. I thought you were on the salmon this week.

So did I, Jim. So did I.

I’m also sad this thread is a catfish. This is no nocturnal thread. It’s a thread that got nocturnalled. "

Fake news. It clearly states in the title that this thread is a heads up. There's no catfishing here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey Jim

I do like the fall guy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and all

Hello!

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"Controversial as ever Jim calling a kitkat a biscuit

Woah, woah, woah. KitKats are most definitely biscuits."

Mmmm are you sure now?? Are Jaffa cakes biscuits too? Or cakes?

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Today I ate magic stars and squirty cream for lunch. Working from home does not suit me, Jim.

How are you, are you well?

I'm good, thanks. If you go shopping for new biscuits, I have to warn you. The Spooky Oreos, have a spider on the packet. Scary, scary stuff. I thought you were on the salmon this week.

So did I, Jim. So did I.

I’m also sad this thread is a catfish. This is no nocturnal thread. It’s a thread that got nocturnalled.

Fake news. It clearly states in the title that this thread is a heads up. There's no catfishing here."

This thread is fake news. It’s catfishing and I think you know that. You’re like a cat and we’re your mice

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim, evening everyone! I’m awake but like a zombie as I’ve been in bed all day poorly and now I can’t sleep or be properly awake I’m all uggghhhh.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. I hope you feel better soon. You know this isn't a late late nocturnal thread ©™?

Now I feel sicker! How cruel."

Soz. Actually, I'm not soz. I wrote an introduction.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Today I ate magic stars and squirty cream for lunch. Working from home does not suit me, Jim.

How are you, are you well?

I'm good, thanks. If you go shopping for new biscuits, I have to warn you. The Spooky Oreos, have a spider on the packet. Scary, scary stuff. I thought you were on the salmon this week.

So did I, Jim. So did I.

I’m also sad this thread is a catfish. This is no nocturnal thread. It’s a thread that got nocturnalled.

Fake news. It clearly states in the title that this thread is a heads up. There's no catfishing here.

This thread is fake news. It’s catfishing and I think you know that. You’re like a cat and we’re your mice "

Yeah! Me + ow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Eeeeeeeeeeeving Jim et al.

If you want a new biscuit experience I suggest a TimTam the super sized Oz version of a penguin.

Not only is it chunkier and more chocolatey but if you bite both ends off you can use it like a straw and suck your hot beverage of choice through it!

You can thank me later.

I'm loving your biscuit tip.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm sad to say you're going to be sorely disappointed with your choice of biscuit."

Oh.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Evening Jim, evening everyone! I’m awake but like a zombie as I’ve been in bed all day poorly and now I can’t sleep or be properly awake I’m all uggghhhh.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. I hope you feel better soon. You know this isn't a late late nocturnal thread ©™?

Now I feel sicker! How cruel.

Soz. Actually, I'm not soz. I wrote an introduction."

*shakes fist*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Biscuit. I want one. Can’t move though. Too sick. Biscuit. Ugh.

Just had chocolate hobnobs

I might cry."

If you had a biscuit, you'd have a soggy biscuit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim why is this not a nocturnal thread?"

Because I'm d*unk on power!

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Biscuit. I want one. Can’t move though. Too sick. Biscuit. Ugh.

Just had chocolate hobnobs

I might cry.

If you had a biscuit, you'd have a soggy biscuit."

Ugh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim why is this not a nocturnal thread?

He knows we’re at his mercy. He’s d*unk on power "

How did you know?

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Jim why is this not a nocturnal thread?

Because I'm d*unk on power!"

D*unkard.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Today I ate magic stars and squirty cream for lunch. Working from home does not suit me, Jim.

How are you, are you well?

I'm good, thanks. If you go shopping for new biscuits, I have to warn you. The Spooky Oreos, have a spider on the packet. Scary, scary stuff. I thought you were on the salmon this week.

So did I, Jim. So did I.

I’m also sad this thread is a catfish. This is no nocturnal thread. It’s a thread that got nocturnalled.

Fake news. It clearly states in the title that this thread is a heads up. There's no catfishing here.

This thread is fake news. It’s catfishing and I think you know that. You’re like a cat and we’re your mice "

It's not the nocturnal thread in words only, ignore the words. He's nocturnalling, we're nocturnalling. He's the mouse who he thinks he's a cat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I fucking love biscuits Jim ... I'll go get some "

I'll see you on Friday night.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Today I ate magic stars and squirty cream for lunch. Working from home does not suit me, Jim.

How are you, are you well?

I'm good, thanks. If you go shopping for new biscuits, I have to warn you. The Spooky Oreos, have a spider on the packet. Scary, scary stuff. I thought you were on the salmon this week.

So did I, Jim. So did I.

I’m also sad this thread is a catfish. This is no nocturnal thread. It’s a thread that got nocturnalled.

Fake news. It clearly states in the title that this thread is a heads up. There's no catfishing here.

This thread is fake news. It’s catfishing and I think you know that. You’re like a cat and we’re your mice

It's not the nocturnal thread in words only, ignore the words. He's nocturnalling, we're nocturnalling. He's the mouse who he thinks he's a cat.

Any thread is a nocturnal thread if you believe in yourself

Silly mouse.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Today I ate magic stars and squirty cream for lunch. Working from home does not suit me, Jim.

How are you, are you well?

I'm good, thanks. If you go shopping for new biscuits, I have to warn you. The Spooky Oreos, have a spider on the packet. Scary, scary stuff. I thought you were on the salmon this week.

So did I, Jim. So did I.

I’m also sad this thread is a catfish. This is no nocturnal thread. It’s a thread that got nocturnalled.

Fake news. It clearly states in the title that this thread is a heads up. There's no catfishing here.

This thread is fake news. It’s catfishing and I think you know that. You’re like a cat and we’re your mice

It's not the nocturnal thread in words only, ignore the words. He's nocturnalling, we're nocturnalling. He's the mouse who he thinks he's a cat.

He must have gotten a bulk order of internet paper this morning. He's out of control.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This sounds genuinely decadent

You sound like a Thorntons biscuit man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey Jim

Hello!

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

Evening Jim and all tonight on forums

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

This has pleased me inordinately after a crappy day. I shall purchase biscuits forthwith!

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey Jim

I do like the fall guy!

Well, I'm not the kind to kiss-and-tell

Bur I've been seen with Farah

I've never been with anything less than a nine, so fine

I've been on fire with Sally Fields, gone fast with a girl named Bo

But somehow they just don't end up as mine

It's a death-defied life I lead, I take my chances

I die for a living in the movies and TV

But the harderst thing I ever do is watch my leading ladies

Kiss some other guy while I'm bandaging my knee

I might fall from a tall building

I might roll a brand new car

'Cos I'm the unknown stuntman

That made Redford such a star

I've never spent much time in school

But I taught ladies plenty

It's true, I hire my body out for pay, hey hey

I've gotten burnt over Sheryl Tiegs, blown up for Raquel Welsh

But when I end up in the hay, it's only hay, hey hey

I might jump an open drawbridge

Or Tarzan from a vine

'Cos I'm the unknown stuntman

That makes Eastwood look so fine

They'll never make me president but I've got the best first ladies.

Some days I've got 'em as far as the eye can see.

A morning dive with Jackie Smith, I crash in the night with Cheryl,

But in the end they never stay with me.

And I might fall from a tall building so Burt Reynolds don't get hurt,

I might leap a mighty canyon so he can kiss and flirt.

While that smoth talker's kissin' my girl I'm just kissin' dirt,

Yes, I'm the lonely stuntman that made a lover out of Burt.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey Jim

I do like the fall guy!

Well, I'm not the kind to kiss-and-tell

Bur I've been seen with Farah

I've never been with anything less than a nine, so fine

I've been on fire with Sally Fields, gone fast with a girl named Bo

But somehow they just don't end up as mine

It's a death-defied life I lead, I take my chances

I die for a living in the movies and TV

But the harderst thing I ever do is watch my leading ladies

Kiss some other guy while I'm bandaging my knee

I might fall from a tall building

I might roll a brand new car

'Cos I'm the unknown stuntman

That made Redford such a star

I've never spent much time in school

But I taught ladies plenty

It's true, I hire my body out for pay, hey hey

I've gotten burnt over Sheryl Tiegs, blown up for Raquel Welsh

But when I end up in the hay, it's only hay, hey hey

I might jump an open drawbridge

Or Tarzan from a vine

'Cos I'm the unknown stuntman

That makes Eastwood look so fine

They'll never make me president but I've got the best first ladies.

Some days I've got 'em as far as the eye can see.

A morning dive with Jackie Smith, I crash in the night with Cheryl,

But in the end they never stay with me.

And I might fall from a tall building so Burt Reynolds don't get hurt,

I might leap a mighty canyon so he can kiss and flirt.

While that smoth talker's kissin' my girl I'm just kissin' dirt,

Yes, I'm the lonely stuntman that made a lover out of Burt."

I like when you go all creative and jazz.. never mind the power trip

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Controversial as ever Jim calling a kitkat a biscuit

Woah, woah, woah. KitKats are most definitely biscuits.

Mmmm are you sure now?? Are Jaffa cakes biscuits too? Or cakes?

I know biscuits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Today I ate magic stars and squirty cream for lunch. Working from home does not suit me, Jim.

How are you, are you well?

I'm good, thanks. If you go shopping for new biscuits, I have to warn you. The Spooky Oreos, have a spider on the packet. Scary, scary stuff. I thought you were on the salmon this week.

So did I, Jim. So did I.

I’m also sad this thread is a catfish. This is no nocturnal thread. It’s a thread that got nocturnalled.

Fake news. It clearly states in the title that this thread is a heads up. There's no catfishing here.

This thread is fake news. It’s catfishing and I think you know that. You’re like a cat and we’re your mice "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Today I ate magic stars and squirty cream for lunch. Working from home does not suit me, Jim.

How are you, are you well?

I'm good, thanks. If you go shopping for new biscuits, I have to warn you. The Spooky Oreos, have a spider on the packet. Scary, scary stuff. I thought you were on the salmon this week.

So did I, Jim. So did I.

I’m also sad this thread is a catfish. This is no nocturnal thread. It’s a thread that got nocturnalled.

Fake news. It clearly states in the title that this thread is a heads up. There's no catfishing here.

This thread is fake news. It’s catfishing and I think you know that. You’re like a cat and we’re your mice

It's not the nocturnal thread in words only, ignore the words. He's nocturnalling, we're nocturnalling. He's the mouse who he thinks he's a cat.

Hahahaha.

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By *ot-AshMan over a year ago

London

I'm going to send lorna biscuit shopping to marks and Spencer tomorrow as I'm sure there are some there we haven't tried!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim why is this not a nocturnal thread?

Because I'm d*unk on power!

D*unkard."

D*unkHard Jim.

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy ya'll, nutter-butter, peanut butter cookies shaped like a peanut

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm going to send lorna biscuit shopping to marks and Spencer tomorrow as I'm sure there are some there we haven't tried!"

Excellent.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Jim why is this not a nocturnal thread?

Because I'm d*unk on power!

D*unkard.

D*unkHard Jim."

On Friday will you’ve a dunkhard with your biscuits?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and all tonight on forums

Hello!

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Will you be*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This has pleased me inordinately after a crappy day. I shall purchase biscuits forthwith!

Mrs TMN x"

Ayyy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll, nutter-butter, peanut butter cookies shaped like a peanut"

We might get some Reese's.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good morning Jim and everyone hope yous all all have a good evening

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Leeeeeeeo, Leeeeeeeeeo, I've want an Oreo and I want one on Friday.

Great work Jim, can't wait.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Will you be*"

Yippee ki-yay mother fig roller.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good morning Jim and everyone hope yous all all have a good evening

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good morning Jim and everyone hope yous all all have a good evening

Hello!"

Have a kiss. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm going to send lorna biscuit shopping to marks and Spencer tomorrow as I'm sure there are some there we haven't tried!"

Ooh the Christmas Belgian Chocolate biscuit tin must be in stock now!!

Or the Viennese biscuits with each end chocolate covered!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Leeeeeeeo, Leeeeeeeeeo, I've want an Oreo and I want one on Friday.

Great work Jim, can't wait.

Haha, yes, Leo!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning Jim and everyone hope yous all all have a good evening

Hello!

Have a kiss. x"

Awww thank you so much Jim x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Leeeeeeeo, Leeeeeeeeeo, I've want an Oreo and I want one on Friday.

Great work Jim, can't wait.

Haha, yes, Leo! "

You do know that they come in different flavours?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ash is nocturnalling, say hello to Ash. Even if he is a little bit nosy.

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By *rs mischiefWoman over a year ago

Manchester

Hey Jim x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ash is nocturnalling, say hello to Ash. Even if he is a little bit nosy."

We are excited for biscuit Friday.

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By *ister-mischiefMan over a year ago

Trafford

I'm like a kid in a sweet shop when it comes to all things biscuity and chocolatey!

Whats the maximum spend jim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jim why is this not a nocturnal thread?

Because I'm d*unk on power!

D*unkard.

D*unkHard Jim.

On Friday will you’ve a dunkhard with your biscuits?"

On Friday you're a star

And Jim's the big dipper

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Leeeeeeeo, Leeeeeeeeeo, I've want an Oreo and I want one on Friday.

Great work Jim, can't wait.

Haha, yes, Leo!

You do know that they come in different flavours?

In a way Oreos are a metaphor for life.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Leeeeeeeo, Leeeeeeeeeo, I've want an Oreo and I want one on Friday.

Great work Jim, can't wait.

Haha, yes, Leo!

You do know that they come in different flavours?

You choose please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm like a kid in a sweet shop when it comes to all things biscuity and chocolatey!

Whats the maximum spend jim

Buy as many new biscuits as you want.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Leeeeeeeo, Leeeeeeeeeo, I've want an Oreo and I want one on Friday.

Great work Jim, can't wait.

Haha, yes, Leo!

You do know that they come in different flavours?

In a way Oreos are a metaphor for life. "

Have a peanut butter one.

Crack life!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey Jim x"

Hello! x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ash is nocturnalling, say hello to Ash. Even if he is a little bit nosy.

We are excited for biscuit Friday.

It's going to be a good Friday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Leeeeeeeo, Leeeeeeeeeo, I've want an Oreo and I want one on Friday.

Great work Jim, can't wait.

Haha, yes, Leo!

You do know that they come in different flavours?

In a way Oreos are a metaphor for life.

Have a peanut butter one.

Crack life!

I've got original Oreos.

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By *rs mischiefWoman over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm like a kid in a sweet shop when it comes to all things biscuity and chocolatey!

Whats the maximum spend jim

Oh I like how it's maximum spend, when I'm paying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ash is nocturnalling, say hello to Ash. Even if he is a little bit nosy.

We are excited for biscuit Friday.

It's going to be a good Friday."

Because it's a special event, we are going posh and biscuit shopping in M&S

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By *ister-mischiefMan over a year ago

Trafford

"I'm like a kid in a sweet shop when it comes to all things biscuity and chocolatey!

Whats the maximum spend jim

Buy as many new biscuits as you want."

Happy days b&m best be stocked

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By *ister-mischiefMan over a year ago

Trafford

"I'm like a kid in a sweet shop when it comes to all things biscuity and chocolatey!

Whats the maximum spend jim

Oh I like how it's maximum spend, when I'm paying

Get in!! cheers Jim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Leeeeeeeo, Leeeeeeeeeo, I've want an Oreo and I want one on Friday.

Great work Jim, can't wait.

Haha, yes, Leo!

You do know that they come in different flavours?

In a way Oreos are a metaphor for life.

Have a peanut butter one.

Crack life!

I've got original Oreos."

Simplicity. Best to start with vanilla;-)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Leeeeeeeo, Leeeeeeeeeo, I've want an Oreo and I want one on Friday.

Great work Jim, can't wait.

Haha, yes, Leo!

You do know that they come in different flavours?

In a way Oreos are a metaphor for life.

Have a peanut butter one.

Crack life!

Top pick !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ash is nocturnalling, say hello to Ash. Even if he is a little bit nosy.

We are excited for biscuit Friday.

It's going to be a good Friday.

Because it's a special event, we are going posh and biscuit shopping in M&S

Have you tried any Spanish biscuits Lorna? Polverones ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm like a kid in a sweet shop when it comes to all things biscuity and chocolatey!

Whats the maximum spend jim

Oh I like how it's maximum spend, when I'm paying

Get in!! cheers Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ash is nocturnalling, say hello to Ash. Even if he is a little bit nosy.

We are excited for biscuit Friday.

It's going to be a good Friday.

Because it's a special event, we are going posh and biscuit shopping in M&S

Oooooooh.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

What's a gal got to do to get a not-nocturnal biscuit thread reply round these parts?! Stuff Viscounts in the OPs purple pants?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll, nutter-butter, peanut butter cookies shaped like a peanut"

Howdy Bill, hope you're joining us on Biscuit Friday?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's a gal got to do to get a not-nocturnal biscuit thread reply round these parts?! Stuff Viscounts in the OPs purple pants?!

Heh KC. Have you had peanut Oreos ?

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By *ister-mischiefMan over a year ago

Trafford

"What's a gal got to do to get a not-nocturnal biscuit thread reply round these parts?! Stuff Viscounts in the OPs purple pants?!

minty bollocks!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"What's a gal got to do to get a not-nocturnal biscuit thread reply round these parts?! Stuff Viscounts in the OPs purple pants?!

Heh KC. Have you had peanut Oreos ?"

Peanut......

No, no I haven't, Leo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's a gal got to do to get a not-nocturnal biscuit thread reply round these parts?! Stuff Viscounts in the OPs purple pants?!

Heh KC. Have you had peanut Oreos ?

Peanut......

No, no I haven't, Leo

Almonds? Almendrados?

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"What's a gal got to do to get a not-nocturnal biscuit thread reply round these parts?! Stuff Viscounts in the OPs purple pants?!

Ham up your pseudo sadness, not only do you get replies but people notice you. It's a winning technique and you're welcome in advance.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Leeeeeeeo, Leeeeeeeeeo, I've want an Oreo and I want one on Friday.

Great work Jim, can't wait.

Haha, yes, Leo!

You do know that they come in different flavours?

In a way Oreos are a metaphor for life.

Have a peanut butter one.

Crack life!

Top pick ! "

I know.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"What's a gal got to do to get a not-nocturnal biscuit thread reply round these parts?! Stuff Viscounts in the OPs purple pants?!

Heh KC. Have you had peanut Oreos ?

Peanut......

No, no I haven't, Leo

Almonds? Almendrados? "

A mí me gustan los almendrados pero no son nuevos o diferentes

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Vera

Boomer

Rita

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Vera

Boomer

Rita

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Vera

Boomer

Rita

Ffs

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By *ayjay218Man over a year ago

Aberdeen

Surely borders dark chocolate gingers must be in the running

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Vera

Boomer

Ryvita

Good biscuit x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Surely borders dark chocolate gingers must be in the running "

Join us on Friday Jay

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

"Surely borders dark chocolate gingers must be in the running "

I ate nearly a full packet of these at the weekend. They are very moreish.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's a gal got to do to get a not-nocturnal biscuit thread reply round these parts?! Stuff Viscounts in the OPs purple pants?!

Heh KC. Have you had peanut Oreos ?

Peanut......

No, no I haven't, Leo

Almonds? Almendrados?

A mí me gustan los almendrados pero no son nuevos o diferentes

Lo entiendo, voy a pensar de una galleta deliciosa y original para ti antes de Viernes !

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By *ayjay218Man over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Surely borders dark chocolate gingers must be in the running

I ate nearly a full packet of these at the weekend. They are very moreish."
a grown ups biscuit I would call them but can easily be demolished like a kid with a haribo mix up

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By *ayjay218Man over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Surely borders dark chocolate gingers must be in the running

Join us on Friday Jay

"
what’s on Friday Leo?

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By *ayjay218Man over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Surely borders dark chocolate gingers must be in the running

Join us on Friday Jay

"
mi nombre es Roberto

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Biscuits you say??

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"What's a gal got to do to get a not-nocturnal biscuit thread reply round these parts?! Stuff Viscounts in the OPs purple pants?!

Heh KC. Have you had peanut Oreos ?

Peanut......

No, no I haven't, Leo

Almonds? Almendrados?

A mí me gustan los almendrados pero no son nuevos o diferentes

Lo entiendo, voy a pensar de una galleta deliciosa y original para ti antes de Viernes !

Muchas gracias, caballero

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Surely borders dark chocolate gingers must be in the running

Join us on Friday Jay

mi nombre es Roberto "

Hola Roberto. Jim and myself are eating Oreos for the first time ever, so anyone can pick a biscuit to eat during Nocturnal and we'll share our thoughts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Biscuits you say??

Yes, join us on Friday !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Biscuits you say??

Yes, join us on Friday !

I plan too

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By *ayjay218Man over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Surely borders dark chocolate gingers must be in the running

Join us on Friday Jay

mi nombre es Roberto

Hola Roberto. Jim and myself are eating Oreos for the first time ever, so anyone can pick a biscuit to eat during Nocturnal and we'll share our thoughts.

"
tried Oreos before and I’d say just a expensive Bourbon biscuit. I will have a look in the supermarket tomorrow and see what I can find. Don’t often buy biscuits tbh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Surely borders dark chocolate gingers must be in the running

Join us on Friday Jay

mi nombre es Roberto

Hola Roberto. Jim and myself are eating Oreos for the first time ever, so anyone can pick a biscuit to eat during Nocturnal and we'll share our thoughts.

tried Oreos before and I’d say just a expensive Bourbon biscuit. I will have a look in the supermarket tomorrow and see what I can find. Don’t often buy biscuits tbh "

Me neither actually. So something new for both of us.

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By *ayjay218Man over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Surely borders dark chocolate gingers must be in the running

Join us on Friday Jay

mi nombre es Roberto

Hola Roberto. Jim and myself are eating Oreos for the first time ever, so anyone can pick a biscuit to eat during Nocturnal and we'll share our thoughts.

tried Oreos before and I’d say just a expensive Bourbon biscuit. I will have a look in the supermarket tomorrow and see what I can find. Don’t often buy biscuits tbh

Me neither actually. So something new for both of us."
yes and it’s all mini mars etc nowadays not the ones of my childhood like rich tea, ginger nuts, digestives etc. My mum new if she bought penguins or clubs they would be gone in 60 seconds lol

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By *ayjay218Man over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Surely borders dark chocolate gingers must be in the running

Join us on Friday Jay

mi nombre es Roberto

Hola Roberto. Jim and myself are eating Oreos for the first time ever, so anyone can pick a biscuit to eat during Nocturnal and we'll share our thoughts.

tried Oreos before and I’d say just a expensive Bourbon biscuit. I will have a look in the supermarket tomorrow and see what I can find. Don’t often buy biscuits tbh

Me neither actually. So something new for both of us. yes and it’s all mini mars etc nowadays not the ones of my childhood like rich tea, ginger nuts, digestives etc. My mum new if she bought penguins or clubs they would be gone in 60 seconds lol "
knew sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's a gal got to do to get a not-nocturnal biscuit thread reply round these parts?! Stuff Viscounts in the OPs purple pants?!

Heh KC. Have you had peanut Oreos ?"

Only been dipping in and out of this thread,… but peanut Oreos I did not know they even existed!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's a gal got to do to get a not-nocturnal biscuit thread reply round these parts?! Stuff Viscounts in the OPs purple pants?!

Heh KC. Have you had peanut Oreos ?

Only been dipping in and out of this thread,… but peanut Oreos I did not know they even existed!!!!!"

They do. Or maybe it was a Ltd edition

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By *ayjay218Man over a year ago

Aberdeen

More than biscuits from my childhood I really enjoyed it was Jamaican Ginger Cake! Who remembers trying to scrape the last bits off the paper casing lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's a gal got to do to get a not-nocturnal biscuit thread reply round these parts?! Stuff Viscounts in the OPs purple pants?!

Heh KC. Have you had peanut Oreos ?

Only been dipping in and out of this thread,… but peanut Oreos I did not know they even existed!!!!!

They do. Or maybe it was a Ltd edition

Right I’m scouring the shelves for peanut Oreos tomorrow!!

Reeses peanut butter cups are pretty much the only chocolate I eat!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"What's a gal got to do to get a not-nocturnal biscuit thread reply round these parts?! Stuff Viscounts in the OPs purple pants?!

Heh KC. Have you had peanut Oreos ?

Only been dipping in and out of this thread,… but peanut Oreos I did not know they even existed!!!!!"

Dipping in and out *sniggers*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jim and Leo. I got myself tonight ... drum roll..

Kit Kat Key Lime Pie. Hate Nestle but this had to be an exception.. I shall consume it on Friday.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening all

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Hello Jimothy!

Just another quick in & out for me.

Two things.

1. Oreo biscuits are not that great

2. If it ain't covered in chocolate, its not a biscuit, it's a fucking cracker!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What's a gal got to do to get a not-nocturnal biscuit thread reply round these parts?! Stuff Viscounts in the OPs purple pants?!

I've just responded on Ash's nocturnal thread.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"What's a gal got to do to get a not-nocturnal biscuit thread reply round these parts?! Stuff Viscounts in the OPs purple pants?!

I've just responded on Ash's nocturnal thread.

I noticed, you twonk

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Vera

Boomer

Rita

Ffs

No spoilers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Surely borders dark chocolate gingers must be in the running "

Biscuits with bite.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What's a gal got to do to get a not-nocturnal biscuit thread reply round these parts?! Stuff Viscounts in the OPs purple pants?!

I've just responded on Ash's nocturnal thread.

I noticed, you twonk

Don't mess up my purple pants.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Vera

Boomer

Rita

Ffs

No spoilers!"

Didnt you watch it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Biscuits you say??

Biscuits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Surely borders dark chocolate gingers must be in the running

Join us on Friday Jay

mi nombre es Roberto

Hola Roberto. Jim and myself are eating Oreos for the first time ever, so anyone can pick a biscuit to eat during Nocturnal and we'll share our thoughts.

tried Oreos before and I’d say just a expensive Bourbon biscuit. I will have a look in the supermarket tomorrow and see what I can find. Don’t often buy biscuits tbh "

Biscuits you haven't tried before, Jay.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"What's a gal got to do to get a not-nocturnal biscuit thread reply round these parts?! Stuff Viscounts in the OPs purple pants?!

I've just responded on Ash's nocturnal thread.

I noticed, you twonk

Don't mess up my purple pants."

I might have slipped a mint Viscount between your cheeks, Jim

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Lizzie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"More than biscuits from my childhood I really enjoyed it was Jamaican Ginger Cake! Who remembers trying to scrape the last bits off the paper casing lol "

That's not a biscuit! I'm sure you can still get Jamaican Ginger Cake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim and Leo. I got myself tonight ... drum roll..

Kit Kat Key Lime Pie. Hate Nestle but this had to be an exception.. I shall consume it on Friday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Not yet, Yassy. x

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