"Yep, coz people's Xmas will be RUINED without it (not enough to make their own tho, but enough to whinge their cunting arses off that the ENTIRE CHRISTMAS WAS RUIIIIIIINED) "
This. Thanks Peach 
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"One thing I definitely won't be panic buying!
I had one for a couple of years untouched.
Good for the bomb shelter as they never seem to go out of date. "
Send it this way. I love them with cream  |
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"One thing I definitely won't be panic buying!
I had one for a couple of years untouched.
Good for the bomb shelter as they never seem to go out of date.
Send it this way. I love them with cream "
Squirty cream no doubt. |
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"One thing I definitely won't be panic buying!
I had one for a couple of years untouched.
Good for the bomb shelter as they never seem to go out of date.
Send it this way. I love them with cream
Squirty cream no doubt. "
No no no. Real cream. Squirty cream is only for emergencies or hot chocolate |
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By *eliWoman
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"Good. Disgusting things. Now if there was a shortage of jam roly poly or sticky toffee pudding, that would be newsworthy.
They're terrorists of the cake world "
Terrorists of the cake world 
Where does this come from?! |
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"Good. Disgusting things. Now if there was a shortage of jam roly poly or sticky toffee pudding, that would be newsworthy.
They're terrorists of the cake world
Terrorists of the cake world
Where does this come from?! "
Well they are
Honestly I have no idea, I've typed and sent half the stuff my thumbs write before my brain even has chance to catch up |
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"Good. Disgusting things. Now if there was a shortage of jam roly poly or sticky toffee pudding, that would be newsworthy.
They're terrorists of the cake world
Terrorists of the cake world
Where does this come from?! "
Same as mince pies, they're little pricks too. Every year they lure you in thinking "maybe I'll like them this year, I grew to like olives and they taste like Satans scrotum" and every fucking year it's like someone has just taken a shit in your mouth. |
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"Good. Disgusting things. Now if there was a shortage of jam roly poly or sticky toffee pudding, that would be newsworthy.
They're terrorists of the cake world
Terrorists of the cake world
Where does this come from?!
Same as mince pies, they're little pricks too. Every year they lure you in thinking "maybe I'll like them this year, I grew to like olives and they taste like Satans scrotum" and every fucking year it's like someone has just taken a shit in your mouth."
You've tasted Satan's Scrotum   |
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"Good. Disgusting things. Now if there was a shortage of jam roly poly or sticky toffee pudding, that would be newsworthy.
They're terrorists of the cake world
Terrorists of the cake world
Where does this come from?!
Same as mince pies, they're little pricks too. Every year they lure you in thinking "maybe I'll like them this year, I grew to like olives and they taste like Satans scrotum" and every fucking year it's like someone has just taken a shit in your mouth.
You've tasted Satan's Scrotum "
And spat his spunk back at him, laughed in his face and told him to come and try again once he's grown a bigger set of bollocks. |
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I love it smothered in Madagascan vanilla custard yum 
