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The Ladies Have the Remote...

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So, as we are all aware, there is a running theme for male 'members' to be measured against Lynx Cans, Sky Remotes and cans of Stellar Tortoise.

So, the question is, what everyday objects would ladies use to demonstrate the dimensions of their own 'ladyparts'?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Buckets, rope ladders and chicken dippers

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Saucepans

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

"Buckets, rope ladders and chicken dippers

Welcome back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A skip?

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By *lexaWoman over a year ago

southampton

Runner beans

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vernier caliper n a micrometer.... Well we do like to be precise, unlike many men who use the magnifying side of the mirror!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

If you use a sky remote does that mean you can only meet men who are sky remotes? Lynx cans can advertise for other lynx cans.

Not sure about the runner beans

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By *am sampsonMan over a year ago

cwmbran

I don't know but women often say "you should meet or get to know the woman inside" so that must be how they get in there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Um seems I must've missed that trend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A pay slip - the man's. No pay slip, no sex.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Polo, doughnut or lifebuoy

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Polo, doughnut or lifebuoy

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Which do you prefer?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I make a heartfelt plea:

please no avatar dares for this.

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I make a heartfelt plea:

please no avatar dares for this."
*puts inflatable away*

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You honestly think I might compromise myself by offering an unbiased opinion

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You honestly think I might compromise myself by offering an unbiased opinion

"
dunno....couldnt possibly say

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"*puts inflatable buttplug away*

You surprise me

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"*puts inflatable buttplug away*

You surprise me

"
Bend over...il surpise you realllly gooooooood

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ben Dover uses inflatables? Now that is a surprise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So, as we are all aware, there is a running theme for male 'members' to be measured against Lynx Cans, Sky Remotes and cans of Stellar Tortoise.

So, the question is, what everyday objects would ladies use to demonstrate the dimensions of their own 'ladyparts'?"

handbags! and a bruised husband

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