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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"its the Fabs official cock measuring tool.
Ahem that's a matter of opinion"
well if your cock is as long as a sky remote means in my case you wont get lost between my boobs lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"its the Fabs official cock measuring tool.
Ahem that's a matter of opinion
well if your cock is as long as a sky remote means in my case you wont get lost between my boobs lol "
Well couldn't hold a pencil in mine.  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"its the Fabs official cock measuring tool.
Ahem that's a matter of opinion
well if your cock is as long as a sky remote means in my case you wont get lost between my boobs lol "
To be fair it wouldn't just be my cock lost in there it would be my whole body |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"its the Fabs official cock measuring tool.
Ahem that's a matter of opinion
well if your cock is as long as a sky remote means in my case you wont get lost between my boobs lol
To be fair it wouldn't just be my cock lost in there it would be my whole body"
jump on in lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"its the Fabs official cock measuring tool.
Ahem that's a matter of opinion
Yeh that and the doughnuts...."
You had to mention donuts!
Now I'm hungry! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whats with all the cock pics next to their sky remotes........is that so they know where to find it.  "
OK, so I'll probably get shot for giving away our secret but here goes....
It's to entice the male half within a couple, it's a sign to show the single guy has sky sports and of course the cock is to entice the lady of the same couple.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whats with all the cock pics next to their sky remotes........is that so they know where to find it.
OK, so I'll probably get shot for giving away our secret but here goes....
It's to entice the male half within a couple, it's a sign to show the single guy has sky sports and of course the cock is to entice the lady of the same couple. "
Perhaps its also a secret code for Cuckold Couples?
"I am the Master of the remote - and your wife's vagina"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Maybe we should move away from the sky remote as the fab standard unit of penis length, as it seems to invoke an image of a lazy man sat wanking on his sofa! So perhaps we should move to something promoting more of a man of action!! I was thinking possibly an adjustable spanner, obviously the 6" version. Anyone else got any ideas?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or Lynx cans!
Beer cans!
We would like to see them against a tape measure
Door handles I'll bear it in mind the next time I've got my camera to hand "
Lol that was very random 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Maybe we should move away from the sky remote as the fab standard unit of penis length, as it seems to invoke an image of a lazy man sat wanking on his sofa! So perhaps we should move to something promoting more of a man of action!! I was thinking possibly an adjustable spanner, obviously the 6" version. Anyone else got any ideas??"
An action man  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe we should move away from the sky remote as the fab standard unit of penis length, as it seems to invoke an image of a lazy man sat wanking on his sofa! So perhaps we should move to something promoting more of a man of action!! I was thinking possibly an adjustable spanner, obviously the 6" version. Anyone else got any ideas??
An action man "
For the less well endowed, would that be the 'Eagle-Eyes' Action Man? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"could the sexuality of the penis owner be established by whether or not the popular action figure's eyes are looking toward the penis or away??!"
But they didn't make a 'Cross Eyed' Action Man for those of us who are bisexual!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"could the sexuality of the penis owner be established by whether or not the popular action figure's eyes are looking toward the penis or away??!
But they didn't make a 'Cross Eyed' Action Man for those of us who are bisexual!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe we should move away from the sky remote as the fab standard unit of penis length, as it seems to invoke an image of a lazy man sat wanking on his sofa! So perhaps we should move to something promoting more of a man of action!! I was thinking possibly an adjustable spanner, obviously the 6" version. Anyone else got any ideas??
An action man
For the less well endowed, would that be the 'Eagle-Eyes' Action Man?"
I'll have to buy an action man tomorrow now, as I have no idea how big they are  |
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