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What 3 items would you buy to make the cashier give you a funny look
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"I get funny looks whatever I buy. At least with online shopping the only person I have to take it from is the postman.
Postperson please  "
Interestingly, the Royal Mail website seems to use "postman or postwoman", and occasionally "postal worker". I agree "postperson" would be better, but I think we should use "deliverer" as it sounds more appealingly dramatic. Certainly the Royal Mail has done far more for me than religion ever has. |
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I did this once with a meet! I love a joke! We met at local tesco that has coffee shop It was the tesco I used to work at so was very well known I said will u play a joke with me he was well up for it! We got sqirty cream and choc sauce and condoms I chose the cashier bless her and I said to him see if she keeps a straight face! He played along well and said stuff like u think that b enough cream? Anyways she said I'm not even gonna ask jack! She knew me to well! Shd have chose a different cashier pmsl! X |
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over a year ago
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I recently went to the shop and ended up buying 3 phallic-resembling vegetables. Had no bag with me, so carried them home. I was oblivious until hearing the sniggers in the street |
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A case of Stella.
Baby's nappies.
Baby milk formula.
Let the cashier scan the items, when she lets you know the total tell her you haven't got enough money and you'll have to leave the baby stuff. Add "The kid will have to wait till next week."  |
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"Nowt I don't like funny looks"
Agreed.
I also think cashiers have a hard enough job as it is, without making them uncomfortable or having a joke at their expense/misfortune. They're just trying to do a job when the general public have been even more toxic since Covid hit. They're not there for amusement.
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"Nowt I don't like funny looks
Agreed.
I also think cashiers have a hard enough job as it is, without making them uncomfortable or having a joke at their expense/misfortune. They're just trying to do a job when the general public have been even more toxic since Covid hit. They're not there for amusement.
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Crikey it's just a bit of fun no-one is actually going to do it. |
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Crikey it's just a bit of fun no-one is actually going to do it."
Phew, for my "pretend 3 items to take up to the checkout operator", I will have
3 copies of the Daily Mail.
When the operators asks if I'd like them bagged up I'll reply, "No thank you. Just put them straight in the bin". |
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Crikey it's just a bit of fun no-one is actually going to do it.
Phew, for my "pretend 3 items to take up to the checkout operator", I will have
3 copies of the Daily Mail.
When the operators asks if I'd like them bagged up I'll reply, "No thank you. Just put them straight in the bin"."
Badoomching |
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Sorry but I actually did this to a very young lady at Tesco.. Lube, cucumber and a cheesegrater.. Poor girl didn't know where to look.. Alcohol and mates dares are terrible things |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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"Sorry but I actually did this to a very young lady at Tesco.. Lube, cucumber and a cheesegrater.. Poor girl didn't know where to look.. Alcohol and mates dares are terrible things "
Cheesegrater is sounding painful    |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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Cheesegrater is sounding painful
I know but couldn't find any porn mags in tesco at 3am! lol "
Oh no, talking about porn mags ...
...what about:
Porn mag, peanut butter and dog lead |
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