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I once got told I have a beautiful looking cock and it's not a bit angry looking ... its the first time in my life any part of my body has been described as beautiful ... but my reply was it should look angry because its about to smash your back doors in .... but anyway what's the strangest compliment you've ever had |
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"my reply was it should look angry because its about to smash your back doors in .
Did they drop their knickers at this sexy chat up line ? "
they were already off  I'm lucky she never got up and walked off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was once told that someone wanted to fuck me and then slide her credit card down my sexy arse as I was worth paying for. Lots to deconstruct from that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After having sex with one of my exes for the first time he smacked my arse and said "that'll do pig, that'll do".
Still makes me laugh thinking about it  "
Hahahahah tickled me this |
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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I was told I had a mouth like a tardis! I was assured afterward, by the gentleman in question, that this was infact a compliment.   "
“Gadzooks! Her Ladyship could even fit my back wheels in!” |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"In here it’s usually about my teeth or my feet why when you got lovely tits
Maybe because I’m more than a set of tits definitely I've just checked you out you're a little stunner  "
Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In here it’s usually about my teeth or my feet
Not a feet person but hafe to say those red pumps are to die for lol
That’s very kind of you if only I could walk in them "
Your welcome anytime and practice makes perfect around the house is a good training ground for heels
One foot in front off the other toe heel lift outside ways |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once got told I have a beautiful looking cock and it's not a bit angry looking ... its the first time in my life any part of my body has been described as beautiful ... but my reply was it should look angry because its about to smash your back doors in .... but anyway what's the strangest compliment you've ever had"
I’ve had the beautiful cock line, and I kinda get it because I do look at them on here (not like it’s hard to miss them) and think “glad that’s not mine” a lot. Of course, there are a few I’d gladly swap for, for balance |
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By *iss KissWoman
over a year ago
near Coventry |
I once had this loon come up to me in a club and shout. "Yeah you might be beautiful and sexy and everything. But I dont think you're all that". Then he walked off. Never met this guy in my life. I'm really shy so not like I was acting in a certain way. I took it as a compliment. |
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"I once had this loon come up to me in a club and shout. "Yeah you might be beautiful and sexy and everything. But I dont think you're all that". Then he walked off. Never met this guy in my life. I'm really shy so not like I was acting in a certain way. I took it as a compliment. "
Sounds like something I heard a lot of in the Punch and Judy when it was open. Oh how I miss that place |
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