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The late late nocturnal thread ©™

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga

tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lovestruck?

Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos.

Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Evening

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vowabunga

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening"

Damn Magneto beat me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jamie said I can't shit on the floor and she also laughed at my dad because he's set in stone so tonight I'm feeling very emotional it's a good job she has nice tits and shares her milkshake otherwise I'd report her to the police

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening"

With a simple evening, you're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Sorry Jim. I've ruined a coffee date with the lovely LBC.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Evening

Damn Magneto beat me"

Survival of the fittest. Sorry duck.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

I’ve had a rollercoaster of a night, Jim.

LBC is out of control.

I’m also watching a scary film with candles and blankets and the fire on and I’m regretting it because I’m scared.

Are you well?

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Jamie said I can't shit on the floor and she also laughed at my dad because he's set in stone so tonight I'm feeling very emotional it's a good job she has nice tits and shares her milkshake otherwise I'd report her to the police "

She's an absolute fiend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Vowabunga"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. You hit V instead of C. I bet you feel silly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening

Damn Magneto beat me

Survival of the fittest. Sorry duck. "

It's ok.

Tomorrow I will be firstface.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Howdy all ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

(Thunder) jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Not even the kitchen floor?

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

Evening James

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

I remember a time when I was considered a sweetheart.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Evening

Damn Magneto beat me

Survival of the fittest. Sorry duck.

It's ok.

Tomorrow I will be firstface.

I'll be rooting for you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Vowabunga

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. You hit V instead of C. I bet you feel silly."

I feel silly. I feel out of control. I can't breathe. I am lying in bed feeling like Jamie has a problem with my dead dad?! *confused milkshake drama* I don't know what to think anymore can someone H E L P M E.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sorry Jim. I've ruined a coffee date with the lovely LBC. "

That's just the way it goes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim

Good evening everyone…

I’ve cooked an epic roast that was well received by the 4 kids and assorted partners..

I’m now chilling with wine contemplating tomorrow’s work.

Happy Sunday everyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening Jim xx

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By *uxomBoobs195Woman over a year ago

Rotherham

Hi there!

I tested positive for Covid this morning after being really poorly yesterday and today, so it's 10 days resting (if thats possible with a 4 year old at home?) So thought I'd join the chat and have a perv!

I've also just finished a series I was watching and not sure what to start next- suggestions (and nice bum photos) more than welcome!

Hope everyone is well xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I remember a time when I was considered a sweetheart. "

I do love you really bestie. And you're an absolute sweetheart who makes me laugh.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"I remember a time when I was considered a sweetheart.

I do love you really bestie. And you're an absolute sweetheart who makes me laugh.

Oh, you!

I would definitely share my milkshake with you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi there!

I've also just finished a series I was watching and not sure what to start next- suggestions (and nice bum photos) more than welcome!

Hope everyone is well xx"

Oh no!! Please take care and I hope it's not too rough. Good luck with the 4 year old. I won't lie to you, this will be tough. But you can do it if you B&Q it but you should B&Q it online.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Hi there!

I've also just finished a series I was watching and not sure what to start next- suggestions (and nice bum photos) more than welcome!

Hope everyone is well xx"

Get well soon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I remember a time when I was considered a sweetheart.

I do love you really bestie. And you're an absolute sweetheart who makes me laugh.

Oh, you!

I would definitely share my milkshake with you

Besties for life.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Jimerooski! Good evening. Have you had a good day? I spent it in bed. Was lovely x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jimerooski! Good evening. Have you had a good day? I spent it in bed. Was lovely x

Evening Jim, Evening all, Evening Red x

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim

Good evening everyone…

I’ve cooked an epic roast that was well received by the 4 kids and assorted partners..

I’m now chilling with wine contemplating tomorrow’s work.

Happy Sunday everyone

Which animal?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi there!

I've also just finished a series I was watching and not sure what to start next- suggestions (and nice bum photos) more than welcome!

Hope everyone is well xx"

Feel better soon! X

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hi there!

I've also just finished a series I was watching and not sure what to start next- suggestions (and nice bum photos) more than welcome!

Hope everyone is well xx"

Oh, dear. Get well soon livelyt xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve had a rollercoaster of a night, Jim.

LBC is out of control.

I’m also watching a scary film with candles and blankets and the fire on and I’m regretting it because I’m scared.

Are you well?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. If you're tall enough some nights are rollercoaster rides. When you say LBC is out of control. Did she want to charge an exuberant amount of money for the photograph she took of you on your rollercoaster ride? Take pity on her and buy a photo. That way she can buy some Nesquik from Asda.

Hold on, you've got the fire on?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim.

Today iv been feeling very organised.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Jimerooski! Good evening. Have you had a good day? I spent it in bed. Was lovely x

Evening Jim, Evening all, Evening Red x"

Evening Leo.

Feeling kilty?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oh, Jamie, I am well. Thanks, for asking.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and forum folks. Today, we have dealt with a very mardy 4-yo. We've been for a nature mooch to collect leaves and conkers, and I've been to the out of hours doc to get my poorly ear looked at. My ear needs hugs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi there!

I've also just finished a series I was watching and not sure what to start next- suggestions (and nice bum photos) more than welcome!

Hope everyone is well xx"

Oh I very much hope you don't feel too bad.

What sort of things do you like watching?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Howdy all ..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Oloving. Have you got the heating on yet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jimerooski! Good evening. Have you had a good day? I spent it in bed. Was lovely x

Evening Jim, Evening all, Evening Red x

Evening Leo.

Feeling kilty?

Thanks to you for the encouragement. Socks and sporran next I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"(Thunder) jim"

It's always worth a try. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pull. When did you last wear a jumper made of wool?

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"I’ve had a rollercoaster of a night, Jim.

LBC is out of control.

I’m also watching a scary film with candles and blankets and the fire on and I’m regretting it because I’m scared.

Are you well?

Hold on, you've got the fire on?

I like to be cozy, Jim.

She is out of control, in an endearing way. I might ask her to take my picture and pay in milkshakes and good vibes.

I had two puddings today. I started a small fire on my cooker this morning, it needed to be a two pudding day.

I’m glad you’re well. I saw you added it on in a separate message.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and forum folks. Today, we have dealt with a very mardy 4-yo. We've been for a nature mooch to collect leaves and conkers, and I've been to the out of hours doc to get my poorly ear looked at. My ear needs hugs

Hugs to your ear, KC. Left or right?

Love mardy btw. Hope you enjoyed 'peng' earlier.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening James

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. The name's James, Erect James.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I remember a time when I was considered a sweetheart. "

You'll always be a darling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening

Damn Magneto beat me

Survival of the fittest. Sorry duck.

It's ok.

Tomorrow I will be firstface.

I'll be rooting for you. "

I'll be rooting her.

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy ya'll, cowboys playing be back later, dallas -17 giants - 10

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Hugs to your ear, KC. Left or right?

Love mardy btw. Hope you enjoyed 'peng' earlier."

Right. My best ear too

It fucking hurts!

I very much enjoyed your peng. Your peng is to my well fit

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Vowabunga

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. You hit V instead of C. I bet you feel silly.

Put a paper bag over your head and breathe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim

Good evening everyone…

I’ve cooked an epic roast that was well received by the 4 kids and assorted partners..

I’m now chilling with wine contemplating tomorrow’s work.

Happy Sunday everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Virginia. That really was an epic roast. Did you have brussel sprouts?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitty.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitty.

I'm loving the emojis tonight Jim

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Evening

Damn Magneto beat me

Survival of the fittest. Sorry duck.

It's ok.

Tomorrow I will be firstface.

I'll be rooting for you.

I'll be rooting her."

Playa.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Vowabunga

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. You hit V instead of C. I bet you feel silly.

Put a paper bag over your head and breathe."

That's what my partner tells me to do each time we have anal sex.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll, cowboys playing be back later, dallas -17 giants - 10"
dan jones doing the chicken dance

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

Listening jazz

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi there!

I've also just finished a series I was watching and not sure what to start next- suggestions (and nice bum photos) more than welcome!

Hope everyone is well xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, BB. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. I'm sorry to read you've got the lurgy.

Have you seen Vigil?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I loveeee your bra.

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Evening James

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. The name's James, Erect James.

You certainly are erect

Have you seen it yet? This is where you tell me you’ve already told me and I’ve forgotten because I ask everyone I speak to

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Everyone say hello to BB. I've shortened her name to BB.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jimerooski! Good evening. Have you had a good day? I spent it in bed. Was lovely x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. I spent the day in bed too. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"(Thunder) jim

It's always worth a try. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pull. When did you last wear a jumper made of wool?"
i think i was 5 for a photo with my brother we were wearing the same clothes like twins but we weren't

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Leeeeo, Leeeeeo. I wanna a Leo and I want one now. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Smileyface

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

I loveeee your bra.

Thank you, lovely lady! I

your bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim

Good evening everyone…

I’ve cooked an epic roast that was well received by the 4 kids and assorted partners..

I’m now chilling with wine contemplating tomorrow’s work.

Happy Sunday everyone

Which animal? "

Good question.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim, evening all - hope everyone is well, and had a good weekend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim.

Today iv been feeling very organised.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and korma, Lorna. Did you arrange your CDs in alphabetical order?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim.

Today iv been feeling very organised.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and korma, Lorna. Did you arrange your CDs in alphabetical order?"

Nope I organised a wedding.

Almost done.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi there!

I've also just finished a series I was watching and not sure what to start next- suggestions (and nice bum photos) more than welcome!

Hope everyone is well xx"

Hope you feel better soon. Why not try the original Darling Buds of May series - it’s a feel good one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I collected some leaves today. But not with a mardy four year old. *Hugs your ear*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim

Good evening everyone…

I’ve cooked an epic roast that was well received by the 4 kids and assorted partners..

I’m now chilling with wine contemplating tomorrow’s work.

Happy Sunday everyone

Which animal? "

It was a splendid piece of Piggy with the best crackling ever! (Apologies to the veggies & vegans but it was lush!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve had a rollercoaster of a night, Jim.

LBC is out of control.

I’m also watching a scary film with candles and blankets and the fire on and I’m regretting it because I’m scared.

Are you well?

Hold on, you've got the fire on?

I like to be cozy, Jim.

She is out of control, in an endearing way. I might ask her to take my picture and pay in milkshakes and good vibes.

I had two puddings today. I started a small fire on my cooker this morning, it needed to be a two pudding day.

I’m glad you’re well. I saw you added it on in a separate message.

You had a shock, you needed two puddings for the shock.

How are you feeling now?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve had a rollercoaster of a night, Jim.

LBC is out of control.

I’m also watching a scary film with candles and blankets and the fire on and I’m regretting it because I’m scared.

Are you well?

Just turn the sound off and immediately the film will be less scary

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Jimerooski! Good evening. Have you had a good day? I spent it in bed. Was lovely x

Evening Jim, Evening all, Evening Red x

Evening Leo.

Feeling kilty?

Thanks to you for the encouragement. Socks and sporran next I think

No undies, though

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll, cowboys playing be back later, dallas -17 giants - 10"

Good afternooooooooooon, Bill. Dallas are doing well to be beating a team of giants.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"I’ve had a rollercoaster of a night, Jim.

LBC is out of control.

I’m also watching a scary film with candles and blankets and the fire on and I’m regretting it because I’m scared.

Are you well?

Hold on, you've got the fire on?

I like to be cozy, Jim.

She is out of control, in an endearing way. I might ask her to take my picture and pay in milkshakes and good vibes.

I had two puddings today. I started a small fire on my cooker this morning, it needed to be a two pudding day.

I’m glad you’re well. I saw you added it on in a separate message.

You had a shock, you needed two puddings for the shock.

How are you feeling now?"

Still in shock, Jim. I was mid wank this morning when the smoke alarm went off. I was at a pretty crucial point and all of a sudden BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP. I jumped so hard I felt my soul leave my body.

The palpitations have only just stopped.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Lemon, you can evacuate your bowel on my kitchen floor any Tuesday you like.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Jimerooski! Good evening. Have you had a good day? I spent it in bed. Was lovely x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. I spent the day in bed too. x"

Aw, Jimothy. We could've shared the same bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rex. Do you like George Michael's I Want Your Sex?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r3AP26ywQsQ

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jimerooski! Good evening. Have you had a good day? I spent it in bed. Was lovely x

Evening Jim, Evening all, Evening Red x

Evening Leo.

Feeling kilty?

Thanks to you for the encouragement. Socks and sporran next I think

No undies, though

Ssssssh Red, that's our secret

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitty.

I'm loving the emojis tonight Jim

So cute.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening

Damn Magneto beat me

Survival of the fittest. Sorry duck.

It's ok.

Tomorrow I will be firstface.

I'll be rooting for you.

I'll be rooting her.

Playa. "

Ayyy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I can't believe Jamie is watching a scary film. I reckon she looks like this

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim

Good evening everyone…

I’ve cooked an epic roast that was well received by the 4 kids and assorted partners..

I’m now chilling with wine contemplating tomorrow’s work.

Happy Sunday everyone

Which animal?

It was a splendid piece of Piggy with the best crackling ever! (Apologies to the veggies & vegans but it was lush!) "

Nice.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

I loveeee your bra.

Thank you, lovely lady! I

your bum

A-hem! I complimented you on your lovely bra last night (or Friday??) And never for a reply......

Rude, KC.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Vowabunga

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. You hit V instead of C. I bet you feel silly.

Put a paper bag over your head and breathe.

That's what my partner tells me to do each time we have anal sex."

So he doesn't spunk in your hair. That's real love.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Listening jazz "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Livvy. Who are you listening to? Jazzface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll, cowboys playing be back later, dallas -17 giants - 10dan jones doing the chicken dance"

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Jimerooski! Good evening. Have you had a good day? I spent it in bed. Was lovely x

Evening Jim, Evening all, Evening Red x

Evening Leo.

Feeling kilty?

Thanks to you for the encouragement. Socks and sporran next I think

No undies, though

Ssssssh Red, that's our secret

Stop it, Leo. You'll make me all of a fluster

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening James

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. The name's James, Erect James.

You certainly are erect

Have you seen it yet? This is where you tell me you’ve already told me and I’ve forgotten because I ask everyone I speak to

I haven't seen it. But I did watch The Man with the Golden Gun today. At the end of the film Jimmy Bond's boss calls and wants to speak to Britt Ekland. Jimmy told his boss that Britt is coming.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"(Thunder) jim

It's always worth a try. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pull. When did you last wear a jumper made of wool?i think i was 5 for a photo with my brother we were wearing the same clothes like twins but we weren't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Leeeeo, Leeeeeo. I wanna a Leo and I want one now. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Smileyface"

Hi Jim. That reminds me, our biscuit challenge is overdue.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Pull and his brother look like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito in wooly jumpers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I loveeee your bra.

Her bum is worthy of a paper bag.

Thank you, lovely lady! I

your bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim, evening all - hope everyone is well, and had a good weekend.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Coris. Have you got a new car?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim.

Today iv been feeling very organised.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and korma, Lorna. Did you arrange your CDs in alphabetical order?

Nope I organised a wedding.

Almost done.

Nice work!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve had a rollercoaster of a night, Jim.

LBC is out of control.

I’m also watching a scary film with candles and blankets and the fire on and I’m regretting it because I’m scared.

Are you well?

Hold on, you've got the fire on?

I like to be cozy, Jim.

She is out of control, in an endearing way. I might ask her to take my picture and pay in milkshakes and good vibes.

I had two puddings today. I started a small fire on my cooker this morning, it needed to be a two pudding day.

I’m glad you’re well. I saw you added it on in a separate message.

You had a shock, you needed two puddings for the shock.

How are you feeling now?

The palpitations have only just stopped. "

Your wank and cooker is on fire. You should probably have something else sweet to eat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jimerooski! Good evening. Have you had a good day? I spent it in bed. Was lovely x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. I spent the day in bed too. x

Aw, Jimothy. We could've shared the same bed

We could.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

I loveeee your bra.

Thank you, lovely lady! I

your bum

A-hem! I complimented you on your lovely bra last night (or Friday??) And never for a reply......

Rude, KC.

*Memory failure*

Red, you have the most magnificent bosoms

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Leeeeo, Leeeeeo. I wanna a Leo and I want one now. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Smileyface

Hi Jim. That reminds me, our biscuit challenge is overdue."

I reminded myself. I think this week is the week. Friday night.

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By *ssex_tomMan over a year ago

Chelmsford

Stayed up for Fury v Wilder last night.

Best thing I did in ages Jimbo..

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I collected some leaves today. But not with a mardy four year old. *Hugs your ear*"

Thank you, Jim. Your ear hug is very much welcomed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. Two hearts in one emoji. Isn't it dreamy. x

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By *ssex_tomMan over a year ago

Chelmsford

Do people take turns doing this night thread ?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Jimerooski! Good evening. Have you had a good day? I spent it in bed. Was lovely x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. I spent the day in bed too. x

Aw, Jimothy. We could've shared the same bed

We could."

Me little spoon, you big spoon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Leeeeo, Leeeeeo. I wanna a Leo and I want one now. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Smileyface

Hi Jim. That reminds me, our biscuit challenge is overdue.

I reminded myself. I think this week is the week. Friday night."

I'm there ! It'll be a cracker.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Stayed up for Fury v Wilder last night.

Best thing I did in ages Jimbo..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tom. Man alive, you had a late night last night. When did you go to bed, and when did you wake up?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. Two hearts in one emoji. Isn't it dreamy. x"

Beautiful how did you find it x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stayed up for Fury v Wilder last night.

Best thing I did in ages Jimbo..

Heh Tom. What a scrap that was.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"I’ve had a rollercoaster of a night, Jim.

LBC is out of control.

I’m also watching a scary film with candles and blankets and the fire on and I’m regretting it because I’m scared.

Are you well?

Hold on, you've got the fire on?

I like to be cozy, Jim.

She is out of control, in an endearing way. I might ask her to take my picture and pay in milkshakes and good vibes.

I had two puddings today. I started a small fire on my cooker this morning, it needed to be a two pudding day.

I’m glad you’re well. I saw you added it on in a separate message.

You had a shock, you needed two puddings for the shock.

How are you feeling now?

The palpitations have only just stopped.

Your wank and cooker is on fire. You should probably have something else sweet to eat."

I had two puddings then I had a hot chocolate with extra cream.

Now I’m eating more savoury. I haven’t really stopped eating today, Jim. And I had steak for dinner. Non stop feeding.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

I loveeee your bra.

Thank you, lovely lady! I

your bum

A-hem! I complimented you on your lovely bra last night (or Friday??) And never for a reply......

Rude, KC.

*Memory failure*

Red, you have the most magnificent bosoms

It's ok lovely.

I just want to know where you got your bra. It's beautiful

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do people take turns doing this night thread ?"

I do it four nights a week. Ash does three nights. If for any reason both Ash and myself aren't available, we'll get a guest host.

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By *ssex_tomMan over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Stayed up for Fury v Wilder last night.

Best thing I did in ages Jimbo..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tom. Man alive, you had a late night last night. When did you go to bed, and when did you wake up?"

Went to bed at about midnight and set the alarm for 4am.

Fight over at 6am.abd put a shoulder of lamb in the oven at 100 degrees for ten hours. Went back to bed.. woke up and lamb was pretty good

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jimerooski! Good evening. Have you had a good day? I spent it in bed. Was lovely x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. I spent the day in bed too. x

Aw, Jimothy. We could've shared the same bed

We could.

Me little spoon, you big spoon

I'm a good big spoon.

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By *ssex_tomMan over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Stayed up for Fury v Wilder last night.

Best thing I did in ages Jimbo..

Heh Tom. What a scrap that was. "

It was really really amazing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. Two hearts in one emoji. Isn't it dreamy. x

Beautiful how did you find it x"

Midnight made it appear on the Autumnal emojis thread. x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

I loveeee your bra.

Thank you, lovely lady! I

your bum

A-hem! I complimented you on your lovely bra last night (or Friday??) And never for a reply......

Rude, KC.

*Memory failure*

Red, you have the most magnificent bosoms

It's ok lovely.

I just want to know where you got your bra. It's beautiful

xx"

It was from Brastop

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By *ssex_tomMan over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Stayed up for Fury v Wilder last night.

Best thing I did in ages Jimbo..

Heh Tom. What a scrap that was.

It was really really amazing "

Glad Fury won. I wonder what will happen with Usyk v Joshua and Fury against the winner

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Leeeeo, Leeeeeo. I wanna a Leo and I want one now. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Smileyface

Hi Jim. That reminds me, our biscuit challenge is overdue.

I reminded myself. I think this week is the week. Friday night.

I'm there ! It'll be a cracker."

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve had a rollercoaster of a night, Jim.

LBC is out of control.

I’m also watching a scary film with candles and blankets and the fire on and I’m regretting it because I’m scared.

Are you well?

Hold on, you've got the fire on?

I like to be cozy, Jim.

She is out of control, in an endearing way. I might ask her to take my picture and pay in milkshakes and good vibes.

I had two puddings today. I started a small fire on my cooker this morning, it needed to be a two pudding day.

I’m glad you’re well. I saw you added it on in a separate message.

You had a shock, you needed two puddings for the shock.

How are you feeling now?

The palpitations have only just stopped.

Your wank and cooker is on fire. You should probably have something else sweet to eat.

I had two puddings then I had a hot chocolate with extra cream.

Now I’m eating more savoury. I haven’t really stopped eating today, Jim. And I had steak for dinner. Non stop feeding. "

You may have had a rollercoaster of a day. But you've done some good food.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Alreeeeet Jim, I'm watching some weird horror film on BBC 2

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Stayed up for Fury v Wilder last night.

Best thing I did in ages Jimbo..

"
Was a good one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Stayed up for Fury v Wilder last night.

Best thing I did in ages Jimbo..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tom. Man alive, you had a late night last night. When did you go to bed, and when did you wake up?

Went to bed at about midnight and set the alarm for 4am.

Fight over at 6am.abd put a shoulder of lamb in the oven at 100 degrees for ten hours. Went back to bed.. woke up and lamb was pretty good "

You had Sunday sorted.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stayed up for Fury v Wilder last night.

Best thing I did in ages Jimbo..

Heh Tom. What a scrap that was.

It was really really amazing

Glad Fury won. I wonder what will happen with Usyk v Joshua and Fury against the winner "

I can't honestly see either of them beating Fury. Usyk is too small and Joshua seems to have lost his mojo.

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By *ssex_tomMan over a year ago

Chelmsford

I did a ten hour lamb slow roast today.. worked a treat

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. Two hearts in one emoji. Isn't it dreamy. x

Beautiful how did you find it x

Midnight made it appear on the Autumnal emojis thread. x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Alreeeeet Jim, I'm watching some weird horror film on BBC 2

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Are you under a blanket with the fire on as well?

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"I’ve had a rollercoaster of a night, Jim.

LBC is out of control.

I’m also watching a scary film with candles and blankets and the fire on and I’m regretting it because I’m scared.

Are you well?

Hold on, you've got the fire on?

I like to be cozy, Jim.

She is out of control, in an endearing way. I might ask her to take my picture and pay in milkshakes and good vibes.

I had two puddings today. I started a small fire on my cooker this morning, it needed to be a two pudding day.

I’m glad you’re well. I saw you added it on in a separate message.

You had a shock, you needed two puddings for the shock.

How are you feeling now?

The palpitations have only just stopped.

Your wank and cooker is on fire. You should probably have something else sweet to eat.

I had two puddings then I had a hot chocolate with extra cream.

Now I’m eating more savoury. I haven’t really stopped eating today, Jim. And I had steak for dinner. Non stop feeding.

You may have had a rollercoaster of a day. But you've done some good food."

I’ll never wank again, jim.

I have had a good food day though.

I started watching squid games. I thought there would be more squids or octopi but so far, none. Just a very distressing show.

I am distressed. I need a handsome Italian man to turn up and massage my feet.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

I loveeee your bra.

Thank you, lovely lady! I

your bum

A-hem! I complimented you on your lovely bra last night (or Friday??) And never for a reply......

Rude, KC.

*Memory failure*

Red, you have the most magnificent bosoms

It's ok lovely.

I just want to know where you got your bra. It's beautiful

It was from Brastop

Ooh, thanks. I'll have a nosy. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ant & Struck.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Ant & Struck."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I did a ten hour lamb slow roast today.. worked a treat "

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Alreeeeet Jim, I'm watching some weird horror film on BBC 2

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Are you under a blanket with the fire on as well?"

No, but the lamp keeps flickering

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve had a rollercoaster of a night, Jim.

LBC is out of control.

I’m also watching a scary film with candles and blankets and the fire on and I’m regretting it because I’m scared.

Are you well?

Hold on, you've got the fire on?

I like to be cozy, Jim.

She is out of control, in an endearing way. I might ask her to take my picture and pay in milkshakes and good vibes.

I had two puddings today. I started a small fire on my cooker this morning, it needed to be a two pudding day.

I’m glad you’re well. I saw you added it on in a separate message.

You had a shock, you needed two puddings for the shock.

How are you feeling now?

The palpitations have only just stopped.

Your wank and cooker is on fire. You should probably have something else sweet to eat.

I had two puddings then I had a hot chocolate with extra cream.

Now I’m eating more savoury. I haven’t really stopped eating today, Jim. And I had steak for dinner. Non stop feeding.

You may have had a rollercoaster of a day. But you've done some good food.

I’ll never wank again, jim.

I have had a good food day though.

I started watching squid games. I thought there would be more squids or octopi but so far, none. Just a very distressing show.

I am distressed. I need a handsome Italian man to turn up and massage my feet. "

Give it time, you'll wank again. I've got absolutely no idea what Squids is about. What's Squids about?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Alreeeeet Jim, I'm watching some weird horror film on BBC 2

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Are you under a blanket with the fire on as well?

No, but the lamp keeps flickering

Wooooo, spooky.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Alreeeeet Jim, I'm watching some weird horror film on BBC 2

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Are you under a blanket with the fire on as well?

No, but the lamp keeps flickering

Wooooo, spooky."

Ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

…I’ll never wank again, jim.

I have had a good food day though.

I started watching squid games. I thought there would be more squids or octopi but so far, none. Just a very distressing show.

I am distressed. I need a handsome Italian man to turn up and massage my feet.

Give it time, you'll wank again. I've got absolutely no idea what Squids is about. What's Squids about? "

No, my wanking days are over. I’m too traumatised.

It’s like hunger games but more distressing

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

I've just finished watching "Going In Style" on Auntie Beeb. No lights flickering here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

…I’ll never wank again, jim.

I have had a good food day though.

I started watching squid games. I thought there would be more squids or octopi but so far, none. Just a very distressing show.

I am distressed. I need a handsome Italian man to turn up and massage my feet.

Give it time, you'll wank again. I've got absolutely no idea what Squids is about. What's Squids about?

No, my wanking days are over. I’m too traumatised.

It’s like hunger games but more distressing"

I bet Jennifer Lawrence wanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've just finished watching "Going In Style" on Auntie Beeb. No lights flickering here

That doesn't sound scary.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We're late to the party tonight evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We're late to the party tonight evening all"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Doughnut & Danish. If you're going to be late, may as well be late for this party.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

…I’ll never wank again, jim.

I have had a good food day though.

I started watching squid games. I thought there would be more squids or octopi but so far, none. Just a very distressing show.

I am distressed. I need a handsome Italian man to turn up and massage my feet.

Give it time, you'll wank again. I've got absolutely no idea what Squids is about. What's Squids about?

No, my wanking days are over. I’m too traumatised.

It’s like hunger games but more distressing

I bet Jennifer Lawrence wanks."

Well good for Jennifer Lawrence

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's the midnight hour. Happy Monday, twist your melons.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

…I’ll never wank again, jim.

I have had a good food day though.

I started watching squid games. I thought there would be more squids or octopi but so far, none. Just a very distressing show.

I am distressed. I need a handsome Italian man to turn up and massage my feet.

Give it time, you'll wank again. I've got absolutely no idea what Squids is about. What's Squids about?

No, my wanking days are over. I’m too traumatised.

It’s like hunger games but more distressing

I bet Jennifer Lawrence wanks.

Well good for Jennifer Lawrence

Nit Italian but happy to help you qank again lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

…I’ll never wank again, jim.

I have had a good food day though.

I started watching squid games. I thought there would be more squids or octopi but so far, none. Just a very distressing show.

I am distressed. I need a handsome Italian man to turn up and massage my feet.

Give it time, you'll wank again. I've got absolutely no idea what Squids is about. What's Squids about?

No, my wanking days are over. I’m too traumatised.

It’s like hunger games but more distressing

I bet Jennifer Lawrence wanks.

Well good for Jennifer Lawrence

Oh, Jamie. Would you feel better if I told you that Friday night's nocturnal thread is going to be a new biscuits special.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Aargh I hate Mondays.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

…I’ll never wank again, jim.

I have had a good food day though.

I started watching squid games. I thought there would be more squids or octopi but so far, none. Just a very distressing show.

I am distressed. I need a handsome Italian man to turn up and massage my feet.

Give it time, you'll wank again. I've got absolutely no idea what Squids is about. What's Squids about?

No, my wanking days are over. I’m too traumatised.

It’s like hunger games but more distressing

I bet Jennifer Lawrence wanks.

Well good for Jennifer Lawrence

Nit Italian but happy to help you qank again lol"

Is this something to do with ducks. That's just sick...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The ¹st person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to that act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Queen

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Aargh I hate Mondays. "

Should we be concerned?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Aargh I hate Mondays. "

We've only just begun.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Queen"

Yes?

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

…I’ll never wank again, jim.

I have had a good food day though.

I started watching squid games. I thought there would be more squids or octopi but so far, none. Just a very distressing show.

I am distressed. I need a handsome Italian man to turn up and massage my feet.

Give it time, you'll wank again. I've got absolutely no idea what Squids is about. What's Squids about?

No, my wanking days are over. I’m too traumatised.

It’s like hunger games but more distressing

I bet Jennifer Lawrence wanks.

Well good for Jennifer Lawrence

Oh, Jamie. Would you feel better if I told you that Friday night's nocturnal thread is going to be a new biscuits special."

That does. Jam biscuits?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Queen"

I think Ace is busy watching a film on BBC Two.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Aargh I hate Mondays.

Should we be concerned? "

You need a heart to be concerned.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Aargh I hate Mondays. "

https://g.co/kgs/mEuL2W

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Aargh I hate Mondays.

Should we be concerned? "

We all know about the song.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Aargh I hate Mondays.

Should we be concerned?

You need a heart to be concerned.

I think I have one between my legs

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Queen

Yes? "

Is *this* your corgi

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Aargh I hate Mondays.

Should we be concerned?

You need a heart to be concerned.

I think I have one between my legs "

Let me check. To confirm.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Aargh I hate Mondays.

Should we be concerned?

We all know about the song."

Definitely be concerned if I have to think of Bob geldof.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

…I’ll never wank again, jim.

I have had a good food day though.

I started watching squid games. I thought there would be more squids or octopi but so far, none. Just a very distressing show.

I am distressed. I need a handsome Italian man to turn up and massage my feet.

Give it time, you'll wank again. I've got absolutely no idea what Squids is about. What's Squids about?

No, my wanking days are over. I’m too traumatised.

It’s like hunger games but more distressing

I bet Jennifer Lawrence wanks.

Well good for Jennifer Lawrence

Nit Italian but happy to help you qank again lol

Is this something to do with ducks. That's just sick..."

For some reason my fat fingers are not being picked up by autocarrot lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

…I’ll never wank again, jim.

I have had a good food day though.

I started watching squid games. I thought there would be more squids or octopi but so far, none. Just a very distressing show.

I am distressed. I need a handsome Italian man to turn up and massage my feet.

Give it time, you'll wank again. I've got absolutely no idea what Squids is about. What's Squids about?

No, my wanking days are over. I’m too traumatised.

It’s like hunger games but more distressing

I bet Jennifer Lawrence wanks.

Well good for Jennifer Lawrence

Oh, Jamie. Would you feel better if I told you that Friday night's nocturnal thread is going to be a new biscuits special.

That does. Jam biscuits? "

Any biscuits. Leo and myself will be eating Oreos for the first time. I'm going to invite everyone to buy biscuits they haven't tried before. And eat them on the nocturnal thread. It's going to be a biscuit party.

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By *rjamesMan over a year ago

Sheffield

American football fans will be wanking over this Browns v Chargers game, wow!

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

…I’ll never wank again, jim.

I have had a good food day though.

I started watching squid games. I thought there would be more squids or octopi but so far, none. Just a very distressing show.

I am distressed. I need a handsome Italian man to turn up and massage my feet.

Give it time, you'll wank again. I've got absolutely no idea what Squids is about. What's Squids about?

No, my wanking days are over. I’m too traumatised.

It’s like hunger games but more distressing

I bet Jennifer Lawrence wanks.

Well good for Jennifer Lawrence

Nit Italian but happy to help you qank again lol

Is this something to do with ducks. That's just sick...

For some reason my fat fingers are not being picked up by autocarrot lol"

Sounds like you might be good at qanking then.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

…I’ll never wank again, jim.

I have had a good food day though.

I started watching squid games. I thought there would be more squids or octopi but so far, none. Just a very distressing show.

I am distressed. I need a handsome Italian man to turn up and massage my feet.

Give it time, you'll wank again. I've got absolutely no idea what Squids is about. What's Squids about?

No, my wanking days are over. I’m too traumatised.

It’s like hunger games but more distressing

I bet Jennifer Lawrence wanks.

Well good for Jennifer Lawrence

Oh, Jamie. Would you feel better if I told you that Friday night's nocturnal thread is going to be a new biscuits special.

That does. Jam biscuits?

I like this idea. It's like a virtual tea party.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Queen

I think Ace is busy watching a film on BBC Two."

It's getting even scarier

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"American football fans will be wanking over this Browns v Chargers game, wow!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dr James. What's happening? The last I heard some cowboys were beating some giants.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

…I’ll never wank again, jim.

I have had a good food day though.

I started watching squid games. I thought there would be more squids or octopi but so far, none. Just a very distressing show.

I am distressed. I need a handsome Italian man to turn up and massage my feet.

Give it time, you'll wank again. I've got absolutely no idea what Squids is about. What's Squids about?

No, my wanking days are over. I’m too traumatised.

It’s like hunger games but more distressing

I bet Jennifer Lawrence wanks.

Well good for Jennifer Lawrence

Nit Italian but happy to help you qank again lol

Is this something to do with ducks. That's just sick...

For some reason my fat fingers are not being picked up by autocarrot lol

Sounds like you might be good at qanking then. "

I'm going to do a heads up thread. But you've got an early heads up. Get shopping and buying some biscuits you haven't had before.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

*Tries to think of biscuits she's never tried before*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Queen

I think Ace is busy watching a film on BBC Two.

It's getting even scarier

I'll cuddle you.

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman over a year ago

London

Hello all, stressful day in LoisLand today so just a quick pop by

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By *rjamesMan over a year ago

Sheffield

"American football fans will be wanking over this Browns v Chargers game, wow!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dr James. What's happening? The last I heard some cowboys were beating some giants."

Finished 42 - 47!

Yeah the Cowboys smashed the Giants, as you'd expect haha

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