I love cheese but I hardly ever eat it as it's too calorific. I sprinkle a little feta in an omelette every now and again.
I could happily sit and eat a whole variety with crackers, brie, sheep cheese, cotherstone cheese, wensleydale, stilton and apricot, the list is endless. |
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Now finally a thread I can salivate at. Though this should be in the swingers forum, that's where all the good filth resides.
I bloody love cheese. I try to restrict my access to cheese until Christmas. |
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"I love cheese but I hardly ever eat it as it's too calorific. I sprinkle a little feta in an omelette every now and again.
I could happily sit and eat a whole variety with crackers, brie, sheep cheese, cotherstone cheese, wensleydale, stilton and apricot, the list is endless."
We do that as a main meal sometimes to get around the calorie thing. Just requires careful thinking first about quantities else a snack plate turns into a days calorie intake 
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My husband was late to a meet a few months ago as it was on the same day as the monthly farmers market when the cheese man comes to town. I had to explain to our lovely visitor that he wouldn't be long - he was just buying cheese. He got the bus home and ended up running up our street with an erection - I presume because of the forthcoming threesome rather than the thought of his cheese snack.
He easily spends £50 every time he goes. Not all to my taste, though there is a very tasty french cheese with truffles running through it. I can't say I'm too impressed when he stinks the fridge out though  |
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"My husband was late to a meet a few months ago as it was on the same day as the monthly farmers market when the cheese man comes to town. I had to explain to our lovely visitor that he wouldn't be long - he was just buying cheese. He got the bus home and ended up running up our street with an erection - I presume because of the forthcoming threesome rather than the thought of his cheese snack.
He easily spends £50 every time he goes. Not all to my taste, though there is a very tasty french cheese with truffles running through it. I can't say I'm too impressed when he stinks the fridge out though "
I'm now picturing your husband with an erection and a bag full of cheese  |
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"My husband was late to a meet a few months ago as it was on the same day as the monthly farmers market when the cheese man comes to town. I had to explain to our lovely visitor that he wouldn't be long - he was just buying cheese. He got the bus home and ended up running up our street with an erection - I presume because of the forthcoming threesome rather than the thought of his cheese snack.
He easily spends £50 every time he goes. Not all to my taste, though there is a very tasty french cheese with truffles running through it. I can't say I'm too impressed when he stinks the fridge out though
I'm now picturing your husband with an erection and a bag full of cheese "
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"My husband was late to a meet a few months ago as it was on the same day as the monthly farmers market when the cheese man comes to town. I had to explain to our lovely visitor that he wouldn't be long - he was just buying cheese. He got the bus home and ended up running up our street with an erection - I presume because of the forthcoming threesome rather than the thought of his cheese snack.
He easily spends £50 every time he goes. Not all to my taste, though there is a very tasty french cheese with truffles running through it. I can't say I'm too impressed when he stinks the fridge out though "
a truly wonderful anecdote xxx |
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"My husband was late to a meet a few months ago as it was on the same day as the monthly farmers market when the cheese man comes to town. I had to explain to our lovely visitor that he wouldn't be long - he was just buying cheese. He got the bus home and ended up running up our street with an erection - I presume because of the forthcoming threesome rather than the thought of his cheese snack.
He easily spends £50 every time he goes. Not all to my taste, though there is a very tasty french cheese with truffles running through it. I can't say I'm too impressed when he stinks the fridge out though a truly wonderful anecdote xxx "
He just turned the phone on and I'd left it on someone quoting my original post. He read it and was saying 'I can't believe this has happened to someone else'. I had to explain they were quoting me.
I'm not sure which is funnier. That it happened. That people are now picturing it happening. Or that he thinks there's the remote possibility that it could have happened to someone else ever |
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"My husband was late to a meet a few months ago as it was on the same day as the monthly farmers market when the cheese man comes to town. I had to explain to our lovely visitor that he wouldn't be long - he was just buying cheese. He got the bus home and ended up running up our street with an erection - I presume because of the forthcoming threesome rather than the thought of his cheese snack.
He easily spends £50 every time he goes. Not all to my taste, though there is a very tasty french cheese with truffles running through it. I can't say I'm too impressed when he stinks the fridge out though a truly wonderful anecdote xxx
He just turned the phone on and I'd left it on someone quoting my original post. He read it and was saying 'I can't believe this has happened to someone else'. I had to explain they were quoting me.
I'm not sure which is funnier. That it happened. That people are now picturing it happening. Or that he thinks there's the remote possibility that it could have happened to someone else ever "
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I've never been a fan of soft cheeses. I was in a restaurant in Paris and they brought out a cheese board. There was a soft cheese that was gorgeous. I asked what it was and they told me but I'd had enough wine that I'd forgotten by morning and didn't write it down. There's an excuse to go back to Paris I suppose. |
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"My husband was late to a meet a few months ago as it was on the same day as the monthly farmers market when the cheese man comes to town. I had to explain to our lovely visitor that he wouldn't be long - he was just buying cheese. He got the bus home and ended up running up our street with an erection - I presume because of the forthcoming threesome rather than the thought of his cheese snack.
He easily spends £50 every time he goes. Not all to my taste, though there is a very tasty french cheese with truffles running through it. I can't say I'm too impressed when he stinks the fridge out though
I'm now picturing your husband with an erection and a bag full of cheese "
Hard cheese, indeed  |
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Now I enjoy a range of cheese.... Even stilton 
cheese! Crumbly Lancashire mmmmmm
