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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Talk utter fantasist bollocks on here when they're mid wank?
Or am I the only one?  "
Isn't that the usual Fab Sunday protocol?
I tend to message guys to tell them I will be in their area next week even though I won't be just to iniate conversation so they can talk me though a wank. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Completely I do.....toes curl, and it’s like a switch goes off....and I swear uncontrollably and talk some language that I have no idea what it is....a mix of english and slang I guess....not selling myself on here at all am I  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Talk utter fantasist bollocks on here when they're mid wank?
Or am I the only one?
Isn't that the usual Fab Sunday protocol?
I tend to message guys to tell them I will be in their area next week even though I won't be just to iniate conversation so they can talk me though a wank. "
Haha I usually pick the guys who message me and send me crude filth. If you picture Mr Burns from the Simpsons saying "excellent", that's basically my face as I slip my hand into my knickers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sounds like multi tasking ...
I can barely manage the camera, toys and whipped cream ...
I thought you did really well last time  "
apart from when I mixed them up...  |
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"Talk utter fantasist bollocks on here when they're mid wank?
Or am I the only one?
Isn't that the usual Fab Sunday protocol?
I tend to message guys to tell them I will be in their area next week even though I won't be just to iniate conversation so they can talk me though a wank.
Haha I usually pick the guys who message me and send me crude filth. If you picture Mr Burns from the Simpsons saying "excellent", that's basically my face as I slip my hand into my knickers "
Need Smithers to hold the other hand? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Talk utter fantasist bollocks on here when they're mid wank?
Or am I the only one?
Isn't that the usual Fab Sunday protocol?
I tend to message guys to tell them I will be in their area next week even though I won't be just to iniate conversation so they can talk me though a wank.
Haha I usually pick the guys who message me and send me crude filth. If you picture Mr Burns from the Simpsons saying "excellent", that's basically my face as I slip my hand into my knickers "
Ha ha. On a serious note I'm wanting is a two handed affair. I can't text and frig worth a damn. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Talk utter fantasist bollocks on here when they're mid wank?
Or am I the only one?
Isn't that the usual Fab Sunday protocol?
I tend to message guys to tell them I will be in their area next week even though I won't be just to iniate conversation so they can talk me though a wank.
Haha I usually pick the guys who message me and send me crude filth. If you picture Mr Burns from the Simpsons saying "excellent", that's basically my face as I slip my hand into my knickers "
Patiently waiting for my message |
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"Talk utter fantasist bollocks on here when they're mid wank?
Or am I the only one?
Isn't that the usual Fab Sunday protocol?
I tend to message guys to tell them I will be in their area next week even though I won't be just to iniate conversation so they can talk me though a wank.
Haha I usually pick the guys who message me and send me crude filth. If you picture Mr Burns from the Simpsons saying "excellent", that's basically my face as I slip my hand into my knickers
Ha ha. On a serious note I'm wanting is a two handed affair. I can't text and frig worth a damn. "
Maybe someone could give you a hand?
With the wanking, not the typing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I can definitely text and wank, but when I'm ready to get close and cum I usually switch to porn and sadly the poor chap will get unexplained radio silence for 5 minutes (or permanently, depending on how horrified I am by what I was writing) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Talk utter fantasist bollocks on here when they're mid wank?
Or am I the only one? "
Nope. Not just you. I was looking at a new friends videos while receiving "assistance" earlier and I had to delete a few messages.
Don't fab and nut people ... it's dangerous |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Talk utter fantasist bollocks on here when they're mid wank?
Or am I the only one?
Nope. Not just you. I was looking at a new friends videos while receiving "assistance" earlier and I had to delete a few messages.
Don't fab and nut people ... it's dangerous "
Clarification: we were both watching the videos but only my mouth was doing any talking |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Talk utter fantasist bollocks on here when they're mid wank?
Or am I the only one?
Yep you’re the only one ! Lol
Yikes. Well. Now I'm embarrassed "
I’m only joking lol I’m on meds so masturbation or wanking or pulling the plonker or as they say in Scotland tossing the caber is out you do as you feel you scream from top of you’re voice playing with the sugar puff !
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By (user no longer on site)
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I can't be arsed with messaging as I wank. I want to enjoy feeling myself and make myself cum, not refresh the screen in hope of a quick response I tease myself through porn.
NBVN x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Talk utter fantasist bollocks on here when they're mid wank?
Or am I the only one?
Yep you’re the only one ! Lol
Yikes. Well. Now I'm embarrassed
I’m only joking lol I’m on meds so masturbation or wanking or pulling the plonker or as they say in Scotland tossing the caber is out you do as you feel you scream from top of you’re voice playing with the sugar puff !
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Hahaha! But seriously, sorry to hear you can't wank at the moment!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Do you mean the forums? I think that's a bit weird but I guess whatever floats your boat. But through PM? I don't dirty chat on here but I guess that's more understandable. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Do you mean the forums? I think that's a bit weird but I guess whatever floats your boat. But through PM? I don't dirty chat on here but I guess that's more understandable."
No no, not the forums. I mean private messages with non-forum peeps |
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"Do you mean the forums? I think that's a bit weird but I guess whatever floats your boat. But through PM? I don't dirty chat on here but I guess that's more understandable."
Lies, you're filf... probably
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you mean the forums? I think that's a bit weird but I guess whatever floats your boat. But through PM? I don't dirty chat on here but I guess that's more understandable.
No no, not the forums. I mean private messages with non-forum peeps"
Oh OK I don't see an issue with that completely normal I would say. At first I thought you meant you were talking filth whilst browsing the forums and I was worried.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Do you mean the forums? I think that's a bit weird but I guess whatever floats your boat. But through PM? I don't dirty chat on here but I guess that's more understandable.
No no, not the forums. I mean private messages with non-forum peeps
Oh OK I don't see an issue with that completely normal I would say. At first I thought you meant you were talking filth whilst browsing the forums and I was worried. "
Haha no, although I do sometimes post cheeky threads. Like this one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you mean the forums? I think that's a bit weird but I guess whatever floats your boat. But through PM? I don't dirty chat on here but I guess that's more understandable.
Lies, you're filf... probably
LvM"
I'm a very good woman, so perfectly good.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you mean the forums? I think that's a bit weird but I guess whatever floats your boat. But through PM? I don't dirty chat on here but I guess that's more understandable.
No no, not the forums. I mean private messages with non-forum peeps
Oh OK I don't see an issue with that completely normal I would say. At first I thought you meant you were talking filth whilst browsing the forums and I was worried.
Haha no, although I do sometimes post cheeky threads. Like this one "
I honestly can imagine someone is wanking to this thread though!
I guarantee it.
I just know it.
Maybe not now, but perhaps earlier or sometime later. I bet my toes on it.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Do you mean the forums? I think that's a bit weird but I guess whatever floats your boat. But through PM? I don't dirty chat on here but I guess that's more understandable.
No no, not the forums. I mean private messages with non-forum peeps
Oh OK I don't see an issue with that completely normal I would say. At first I thought you meant you were talking filth whilst browsing the forums and I was worried.
Haha no, although I do sometimes post cheeky threads. Like this one
I honestly can imagine someone is wanking to this thread though!
I guarantee it.
I just know it.
Maybe not now, but perhaps earlier or sometime later. I bet my toes on it.
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It's you isn't it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Talk utter fantasist bollocks on here when they're mid wank?
Or am I the only one?
Yep you’re the only one ! Lol
Yikes. Well. Now I'm embarrassed
I’m only joking lol I’m on meds so masturbation or wanking or pulling the plonker or as they say in Scotland tossing the caber is out you do as you feel you scream from top of you’re voice playing with the sugar puff !
Hahaha! But seriously, sorry to hear you can't wank at the moment! "
It is what it is been three years since wish all the lady’s and gents the best luck in the world x   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you mean the forums? I think that's a bit weird but I guess whatever floats your boat. But through PM? I don't dirty chat on here but I guess that's more understandable.
No no, not the forums. I mean private messages with non-forum peeps
Oh OK I don't see an issue with that completely normal I would say. At first I thought you meant you were talking filth whilst browsing the forums and I was worried.
Haha no, although I do sometimes post cheeky threads. Like this one
I honestly can imagine someone is wanking to this thread though!
I guarantee it.
I just know it.
Maybe not now, but perhaps earlier or sometime later. I bet my toes on it.
It's you isn't it "
Yes I just finished. I'd rate that wank a 10 out of 10.
Thank you Kitty.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you mean the forums? I think that's a bit weird but I guess whatever floats your boat. But through PM? I don't dirty chat on here but I guess that's more understandable.
No no, not the forums. I mean private messages with non-forum peeps
Oh OK I don't see an issue with that completely normal I would say. At first I thought you meant you were talking filth whilst browsing the forums and I was worried.
Haha no, although I do sometimes post cheeky threads. Like this one
I honestly can imagine someone is wanking to this thread though!
I guarantee it.
I just know it.
Maybe not now, but perhaps earlier or sometime later. I bet my toes on it.
It's you isn't it
Yes I just finished. I'd rate that wank a 10 out of 10.
Thank you Kitty. "
You're very welcome |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Some may think we talk shite, but everything we say we will do to someone is something we have done to someone.
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You're good people then. I talk crap. I do however pre-warn people about it in my bio. So I'm pretty sure it's ok |
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"Do you mean the forums? I think that's a bit weird but I guess whatever floats your boat. But through PM? I don't dirty chat on here but I guess that's more understandable.
Lies, you're filf... probably
LvM
I'm a very good woman, so perfectly good.
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You're very good... on paper
LvM |
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