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If ladies had to chat up blokes
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over a year ago
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"“Wanna suck on my clit?”
Or the good old
“Hi, how are you today?”
We are talking online chatting up aren’t we?
I think I’d fab pics to be honest xx"
Yes
Im fine thanks  |
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"“Wanna suck on my clit?”
Or the good old
“Hi, how are you today?”
We are talking online chatting up aren’t we?
I think I’d fab pics to be honest xx
Yes
Im fine thanks "
Then we bring out the good old….
“How you finding it on here?”  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“Wanna suck on my clit?”
Or the good old
“Hi, how are you today?”
We are talking online chatting up aren’t we?
I think I’d fab pics to be honest xx
Yes
Im fine thanks
Then we bring out the good old….
“How you finding it on here?” "
That was going to be my opening line when I sent a friend request before talking to you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You know, it's a funny thing. I wouldn't wap my vulva or tits out. I'd say hi, ask how they were and if they were having a nice day. Whether they wanted to chat or not, if they said no I wouldn't harass them and would respect their answer
I may be undressing them with my eyes but do they need to know that? Absolutely not. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“Wanna suck on my clit?”
Or the good old
“Hi, how are you today?”
We are talking online chatting up aren’t we?
I think I’d fab pics to be honest xx
Yes
Im fine thanks
Then we bring out the good old….
“How you finding it on here?”
That was going to be my opening line when I sent a friend request before talking to you "
Lol you’ll have to think of something original now  xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The last time I did the "eyes" on someone in the street and didn't break the stare when he caught it I hadn't planned for it would be a hoer. So when he said "what you saying?" I just replied with "do you want some head" *face palm*
Apparently he did so it ended well ;-p |
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"Nice package, fancy cramming it into a small box?
Oh that’s good, I’m making a note of that one!
Only relevant for delivery drivers surely "
Particularly appropriate for them, but really works on anyone with a nice package.
To my relief (and I'm sure the relief of 99% of blokes I've chatted to!) I've never had to use a cheesy line. A bit of general conversation and an air of sexual availability has always stood me in good stead  |
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Ladies have often made the first approach to me, far more than I have to them. There has usually been either an exchange of glances in a social situation first or a shared conversation, or a more direct approach in say a pub or a nightclub. I quite like that, a woman who is confident and knows her own mind. It's not unusual for lady work colleagues to make sexual advances. I think that's why I prefer face to face scenarios and have got a little jaded with fab. |
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"I’m not sure women ever need a chat up line… a look is normally enough xxx if she’s licking them end of a cucumber I’d say she’s keen "
Maintaining eye contact while fitting her full fist into her mouth is usually something of a hint too. |
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"“Wanna suck on my clit?”
Or the good old
“Hi, how are you today?”
We are talking online chatting up aren’t we?
I think I’d fab pics to be honest xx
You had me at "suck"!! "
There’s a lot of body can be sucked xxx |
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"I’m not sure women ever need a chat up line… a look is normally enough xxx if she’s licking them end of a cucumber I’d say she’s keen
Maintaining eye contact while fitting her full fist into her mouth is usually something of a hint too."
That’s too subtle |
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"I’m not sure women ever need a chat up line… a look is normally enough xxx if she’s licking them end of a cucumber I’d say she’s keen
Maintaining eye contact while fitting her full fist into her mouth is usually something of a hint too.
That’s too subtle "
That's always my problem, an excess of subtlety. Sigh.  |
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"“Wanna suck on my clit?”
Or the good old
“Hi, how are you today?”
We are talking online chatting up aren’t we?
I think I’d fab pics to be honest xx
You had me at "suck"!!
There’s a lot of body can be sucked xxx"
That is true! And every inch a pleasure I am sure. But sadly not for me ...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In a message on here... I'd be just as stuck as most of the guys on here. Though I'd use humour and something from their profile.
In person I just chat and flirt. |
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