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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

The cats are sleeping on my favourite settee... So i settled myself with a coffee and perfectly toasted hot buttered crumpets on the other sofa... as i picked up my coffee to take a slurp, i saw the crumpet plate s-l-o-w-l-y slide off the sofa, flip in mid air and land on the floor butter side down

How is your Sunday going?

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By *inAndTonic21Couple  over a year ago

Merseyside

I feel for you sounds delicious too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The cats are sleeping on my favourite settee... So i settled myself with a coffee and perfectly toasted hot buttered crumpets on the other sofa... as i picked up my coffee to take a slurp, i saw the crumpet plate s-l-o-w-l-y slide off the sofa, flip in mid air and land on the floor butter side down

How is your Sunday going? "

Mines OK so far my cats would jump in my seat when I moved I just moved them back,few dirty looks but the forgave me

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"The cats are sleeping on my favourite settee... So i settled myself with a coffee and perfectly toasted hot buttered crumpets on the other sofa... as i picked up my coffee to take a slurp, i saw the crumpet plate s-l-o-w-l-y slide off the sofa, flip in mid air and land on the floor butter side down

How is your Sunday going? "

Better than yours!

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By *riar BelisseWoman  over a year ago

On Holibobs

Its been a argy bargy day with the neighbours venting at each other, while I watch Bruce's Price Is Right

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I feel for you sounds delicious too "

I was tempted to run them under the tap

I finally gave them a send off to the great bag in the bin

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The cats are sleeping on my favourite settee... So i settled myself with a coffee and perfectly toasted hot buttered crumpets on the other sofa... as i picked up my coffee to take a slurp, i saw the crumpet plate s-l-o-w-l-y slide off the sofa, flip in mid air and land on the floor butter side down

How is your Sunday going?

Mines OK so far my cats would jump in my seat when I moved I just moved them back,few dirty looks but the forgave me "

Aww they look so cute i didn't have the heart to move them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The cats are sleeping on my favourite settee... So i settled myself with a coffee and perfectly toasted hot buttered crumpets on the other sofa... as i picked up my coffee to take a slurp, i saw the crumpet plate s-l-o-w-l-y slide off the sofa, flip in mid air and land on the floor butter side down

How is your Sunday going?

Mines OK so far my cats would jump in my seat when I moved I just moved them back,few dirty looks but the forgave me

Aww they look so cute i didn't have the heart to move them "

You are the boss not the cats lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The cats are sleeping on my favourite settee... So i settled myself with a coffee and perfectly toasted hot buttered crumpets on the other sofa... as i picked up my coffee to take a slurp, i saw the crumpet plate s-l-o-w-l-y slide off the sofa, flip in mid air and land on the floor butter side down

How is your Sunday going?

Better than yours!"

Well i would imagine most of your sundays would be better than mine full stop

I always think of stretching racks when i see your name lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


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Its been a argy bargy day with the neighbours venting at each other, while I watch Bruce's Price Is Right "

Oh gosh.. So many things wrong in that sentence

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon."

Must be looking a bit shrivelled by now

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The cats are sleeping on my favourite settee... So i settled myself with a coffee and perfectly toasted hot buttered crumpets on the other sofa... as i picked up my coffee to take a slurp, i saw the crumpet plate s-l-o-w-l-y slide off the sofa, flip in mid air and land on the floor butter side down

How is your Sunday going?

Mines OK so far my cats would jump in my seat when I moved I just moved them back,few dirty looks but the forgave me

Aww they look so cute i didn't have the heart to move them

You are the boss not the cats lol"

If i disturb them now, I'll suffer for the next month with late night marauding... I had to get up at 6 to feed them 'cos they were starving

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon."

Omg poshy the water must be cold by now

Aren't your fingers all crinkly??

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By *rs mischiefWoman  over a year ago

Manchester

I've just made a lovely skinny latte.. and it tastes like crap... bloody corona!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The cats are sleeping on my favourite settee... So i settled myself with a coffee and perfectly toasted hot buttered crumpets on the other sofa... as i picked up my coffee to take a slurp, i saw the crumpet plate s-l-o-w-l-y slide off the sofa, flip in mid air and land on the floor butter side down

How is your Sunday going?

Mines OK so far my cats would jump in my seat when I moved I just moved them back,few dirty looks but the forgave me

Aww they look so cute i didn't have the heart to move them

You are the boss not the cats lol

If i disturb them now, I'll suffer for the next month with late night marauding... I had to get up at 6 to feed them 'cos they were starving "

Buggers aren't they mine actually gently pulled my eyelid open with his claw to wake me up wtf

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The cats are sleeping on my favourite settee... So i settled myself with a coffee and perfectly toasted hot buttered crumpets on the other sofa... as i picked up my coffee to take a slurp, i saw the crumpet plate s-l-o-w-l-y slide off the sofa, flip in mid air and land on the floor butter side down

How is your Sunday going? "

I'm sorry to hear that.

I'm floating in a pool just after having 2 pints and it's glorious

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon.

Omg poshy the water must be cold by now

Aren't your fingers all crinkly?? "

My fingers are dry. The rest of me is wet and warm though. Actually, that's not true. My boobs are cold because they're not submerged.

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis

I left the ring on the cooker and threw a tee towel on it not realising.

It made the smoke alarm go off mid wank and I burnt my tee towel. Very chaotic in Jamie towers today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've just made a lovely skinny latte.. and it tastes like crap... bloody corona! "

Ugh.. I've managed to avoid it so far.. Must be strange when the taste doesn't connect with the brains memory??

If you cant taste i guess you don't have much of an appetite , but are still hungry?? Oooo crumpets might be ideal

Sending best wishes for a speedy recovery x

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS  over a year ago

Stockport


"The cats are sleeping on my favourite settee... So i settled myself with a coffee and perfectly toasted hot buttered crumpets on the other sofa... as i picked up my coffee to take a slurp, i saw the crumpet plate s-l-o-w-l-y slide off the sofa, flip in mid air and land on the floor butter side down

How is your Sunday going? "

Just pick the cat hairs off them and apply the fifteen second rule

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The cats are sleeping on my favourite settee... So i settled myself with a coffee and perfectly toasted hot buttered crumpets on the other sofa... as i picked up my coffee to take a slurp, i saw the crumpet plate s-l-o-w-l-y slide off the sofa, flip in mid air and land on the floor butter side down

How is your Sunday going?

Mines OK so far my cats would jump in my seat when I moved I just moved them back,few dirty looks but the forgave me

Aww they look so cute i didn't have the heart to move them

You are the boss not the cats lol

If i disturb them now, I'll suffer for the next month with late night marauding... I had to get up at 6 to feed them 'cos they were starving

Buggers aren't they mine actually gently pulled my eyelid open with his claw to wake me up wtf "

Yup... Like being slapped round the face with a fish hook haha... One of mine drools and then sneezes in my face .... Just.. No words...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The cats are sleeping on my favourite settee... So i settled myself with a coffee and perfectly toasted hot buttered crumpets on the other sofa... as i picked up my coffee to take a slurp, i saw the crumpet plate s-l-o-w-l-y slide off the sofa, flip in mid air and land on the floor butter side down

How is your Sunday going? I'm sorry to hear that.

I'm floating in a pool just after having 2 pints and it's glorious "

way to rub it in!! Haha glad you got there ok... Man I'd like to be lolling around somewhere warm with a beer... Maybe I'll turn the light on the electric fire.. Bask in the glow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon.

Omg poshy the water must be cold by now

Aren't your fingers all crinkly??

My fingers are dry. The rest of me is wet and warm though. Actually, that's not true. My boobs are cold because they're not submerged."

The buoyancy of the boobies is there just to keep you from drowning x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon.

Omg poshy the water must be cold by now

Aren't your fingers all crinkly??

My fingers are dry. The rest of me is wet and warm though. Actually, that's not true. My boobs are cold because they're not submerged."

What an image... Maybe you should send it to me

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon.

Omg poshy the water must be cold by now

Aren't your fingers all crinkly??

My fingers are dry. The rest of me is wet and warm though. Actually, that's not true. My boobs are cold because they're not submerged.

What an image... Maybe you should send it to me "

Gimme one sec....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I left the ring on the cooker and threw a tee towel on it not realising.

It made the smoke alarm go off mid wank and I burnt my tee towel. Very chaotic in Jamie towers today. "

Omg that could have been catastrophic! Thank goodness for your smoke alarm

I mean I've heard of people having orgasms that burn down the house but err..

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The cats are sleeping on my favourite settee... So i settled myself with a coffee and perfectly toasted hot buttered crumpets on the other sofa... as i picked up my coffee to take a slurp, i saw the crumpet plate s-l-o-w-l-y slide off the sofa, flip in mid air and land on the floor butter side down

How is your Sunday going?

Just pick the cat hairs off them and apply the fifteen second rule "

I did contemplate it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon.

Omg poshy the water must be cold by now

Aren't your fingers all crinkly??

My fingers are dry. The rest of me is wet and warm though. Actually, that's not true. My boobs are cold because they're not submerged.

The buoyancy of the boobies is there just to keep you from drowning x"

Like air bags

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon."

See if you can beat my record; 6.5 hrs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon.

Omg poshy the water must be cold by now

Aren't your fingers all crinkly??

My fingers are dry. The rest of me is wet and warm though. Actually, that's not true. My boobs are cold because they're not submerged.

What an image... Maybe you should send it to me

Gimme one sec.... "

Oh my... I cam confirm the poor boobies look very cold

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis


"I left the ring on the cooker and threw a tee towel on it not realising.

It made the smoke alarm go off mid wank and I burnt my tee towel. Very chaotic in Jamie towers today.

Omg that could have been catastrophic! Thank goodness for your smoke alarm

I mean I've heard of people having orgasms that burn down the house but err.. "

Orgasm! Chance would be a fine thing!

I was at that really crucial make or break point. I jumped so hard I pulled a muscle and I still have chest pains. I’m convinced I had a heart attack.

I feel so hard done by

It was the tiniest bit of smoke, it could have waited until after I was finished. We were way off actual threat to life with the fire!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon.

See if you can beat my record; 6.5 hrs! "

in a bath...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon.

See if you can beat my record; 6.5 hrs!

in a bath... "

Er, yes

It is a very nice bath

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not very well, and now I have two matching heel blisters too

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By *ewrocksWoman  over a year ago

button moon


"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon.

See if you can beat my record; 6.5 hrs!

in a bath...

Er, yes

It is a very nice bath "

I can beat that, got in the bath around 9, woke up shivering my tits off around 4:30

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not very well, and now I have two matching heel blisters too "

New shoes?

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By *inger_SnapWoman  over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I've got my period, so everyone and everything is just annoying me.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon.

See if you can beat my record; 6.5 hrs! "

I've done 8..... then a hour gap and another 6....

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By *inger_SnapWoman  over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"The cats are sleeping on my favourite settee... So i settled myself with a coffee and perfectly toasted hot buttered crumpets on the other sofa... as i picked up my coffee to take a slurp, i saw the crumpet plate s-l-o-w-l-y slide off the sofa, flip in mid air and land on the floor butter side down

How is your Sunday going?

Mines OK so far my cats would jump in my seat when I moved I just moved them back,few dirty looks but the forgave me

Aww they look so cute i didn't have the heart to move them

You are the boss not the cats lol

If i disturb them now, I'll suffer for the next month with late night marauding... I had to get up at 6 to feed them 'cos they were starving

Buggers aren't they mine actually gently pulled my eyelid open with his claw to wake me up wtf "

Ha ha ha can totally relate, I get 1 claw in the eye when one of them wants a cuddle in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon.

See if you can beat my record; 6.5 hrs!

in a bath...

Er, yes

It is a very nice bath "

What do you do for 6.5 hours

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not very well, and now I have two matching heel blisters too "

Oh no.. New shoes?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon.

See if you can beat my record; 6.5 hrs!

in a bath...

Er, yes

It is a very nice bath

What do you do for 6.5 hours "

Watched a couple of films. Chatted on here. Took pictures of my boobs. Played with my nipples. Usual stuff

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon.

See if you can beat my record; 6.5 hrs!

I've done 8..... then a hour gap and another 6.... "

Lol. You win.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've got my period, so everyone and everything is just annoying me."

Try not to kill anyone before you've dug the hole

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By *hubby CoupleCouple  over a year ago

Essex


"The cats are sleeping on my favourite settee... So i settled myself with a coffee and perfectly toasted hot buttered crumpets on the other sofa... as i picked up my coffee to take a slurp, i saw the crumpet plate s-l-o-w-l-y slide off the sofa, flip in mid air and land on the floor butter side down

How is your Sunday going? "

Sounds like the crumpet was mooning you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon.

See if you can beat my record; 6.5 hrs!

in a bath...

Er, yes

It is a very nice bath

I can beat that, got in the bath around 9, woke up shivering my tits off around 4:30 "

Falling asleep doesn’t really count.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon.

See if you can beat my record; 6.5 hrs!

in a bath...

Er, yes

It is a very nice bath

What do you do for 6.5 hours

Watched a couple of films. Chatted on here. Took pictures of my boobs. Played with my nipples. Usual stuff "

Blimey, i am clearly doing it wrong

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've got my period, so everyone and everything is just annoying me.

Try not to kill anyone before you've dug the hole "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The cats are sleeping on my favourite settee... So i settled myself with a coffee and perfectly toasted hot buttered crumpets on the other sofa... as i picked up my coffee to take a slurp, i saw the crumpet plate s-l-o-w-l-y slide off the sofa, flip in mid air and land on the floor butter side down

How is your Sunday going?

Sounds like the crumpet was mooning you "

I'm just glad i hadn't slathered it with biscoff

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not very well, and now I have two matching heel blisters too

Oh no.. New shoes? "

No, don’t know why.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ohh fxck damn that’s no good…

I’ve just cut the hedge and grass tidying the garden

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not very well, and now I have two matching heel blisters too

Oh no.. New shoes?

No, don’t know why. "

Oh gosh, how strange

Wait.. Carpet burns??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ohh fxck damn that’s no good…

I’ve just cut the hedge and grass tidying the garden "

I've dug the garden in my head

.. Not actually made it off my arse yet

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm upright. It's a start. (Trying to knock this infection on the head)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm upright. It's a start. (Trying to knock this infection on the head)"

C'mon swing .. Kick its ass!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon.

See if you can beat my record; 6.5 hrs!

I've done 8..... then a hour gap and another 6....

Lol. You win. "

I finally bloody won something!! It's been nearly 43 years! Fanks Rach

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've been in the bath for 2 hours. It isn't looking like I'm getting out any time soon.

See if you can beat my record; 6.5 hrs!

I've done 8..... then a hour gap and another 6....

Lol. You win.

I finally bloody won something!! It's been nearly 43 years! Fanks Rach "

I’m nearly 52. Starting to lose things now

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I'm upright. It's a start. (Trying to knock this infection on the head)

C'mon swing .. Kick its ass!! "

On it. Mostly by still being in my pyjamas

I did a protein treatment on my hair. That counts as being productive, right?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ace team i coach won kid played lights out and on goes my sports superday

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm upright. It's a start. (Trying to knock this infection on the head)

C'mon swing .. Kick its ass!!

On it. Mostly by still being in my pyjamas

I did a protein treatment on my hair. That counts as being productive, right? "

Well it's more than I've done

#WinningAtLife!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ace team i coach won kid played lights out and on goes my sports superday"

I think you were so excited you forgot how to sentence

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sitting in the sun on the balcony watching the boats go by. I'm not complaining..

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