"i allowed my next door nieghbour to cook for me today and she bought round a wonderful plate full of,,,,, pot's savoury mince, cauli,brussle,s broccolli.
now i've gone and eaten the whole thing and realised maybe i shouldn't have, with the weekend ahead planned  "
Today's Tuesday. If you're still farting by the weekend I don't think you can blame the food. |
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"i've a very slow matabalisum, but should be fine lol if not has anyone got a butt plug or gas mask's they can spare lmao  "
Butt plug?
"Newsflash" on Wednesdays lunchtime news bulletin....
An unidentified flying object was spotted today, first reported by a pilot coming in to land, who said
"I could have sworn it looked like that Touvak bloke off fab, just a bit more blimp-like!!"
The RAF scrambled a plane to intercept the object, but all that the pilot reported was " A strange mixed veg fart smell!"
Anyone with any further information is asked to call the Samaritans helpline, as no one else gives a feck!! |
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By *ouvak OP Man
over a year ago
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"i've a very slow matabalisum, but should be fine lol if not has anyone got a butt plug or gas mask's they can spare lmao
Butt plug?
"Newsflash" on Wednesdays lunchtime news bulletin....
An unidentified flying object was spotted today, first reported by a pilot coming in to land, who said
"I could have sworn it looked like that Touvak bloke off fab, just a bit more blimp-like!!"
The RAF scrambled a plane to intercept the object, but all that the pilot reported was " A strange mixed veg fart smell!"
Anyone with any further information is asked to call the Samaritans helpline, as no one else gives a feck!! "
LMAO  |
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"i've a very slow matabalisum, but should be fine lol if not has anyone got a butt plug or gas mask's they can spare lmao
Butt plug?
"Newsflash" on Wednesdays lunchtime news bulletin....
An unidentified flying object was spotted today, first reported by a pilot coming in to land, who said
"I could have sworn it looked like that Touvak bloke off fab, just a bit more blimp-like!!"
The RAF scrambled a plane to intercept the object, but all that the pilot reported was " A strange mixed veg fart smell!"
Anyone with any further information is asked to call the Samaritans helpline, as no one else gives a feck!!
LMAO "
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Ba-dum tish.....
(bows) thank you, thank you, I am here all week, dont forget to try the chefs special.... also available for Bar mitzfahs, weddings, office parties etc.. |
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"i've a very slow matabalisum, but should be fine lol if not has anyone got a butt plug or gas mask's they can spare lmao
Butt plug?
"Newsflash" on Wednesdays lunchtime news bulletin....
An unidentified flying object was spotted today, first reported by a pilot coming in to land, who said
"I could have sworn it looked like that Touvak bloke off fab, just a bit more blimp-like!!"
The RAF scrambled a plane to intercept the object, but all that the pilot reported was " A strange mixed veg fart smell!"
Anyone with any further information is asked to call the Samaritans helpline, as no one else gives a feck!! "
Haha good one hehe  |
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