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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes "

Awwww get well soon but give me a shout if you need anything

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Aww my lovely please accept a virtual boobie cuddle from me too.

Hope you start to feel better soon.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes "

Would you like the grapes peeled as well?

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes

Would you like the grapes peeled as well? "

No! Who does that! Is that even a thing

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Aww my lovely please accept a virtual boobie cuddle from me too.

Hope you start to feel better soon.

NBVN x"

Thanks gorgeous x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

sending you love and all of the cuddles

hoping you feel better soon! Px

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes "

Wishing you a swift recovery

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh no.. Do you need some vicks!!

Wishing you a speedy recovery, it's horrible feeling ill xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes

Would you like the grapes peeled as well?

No! Who does that! Is that even a thing "

Then I’m in

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"sending you love and all of the cuddles

hoping you feel better soon! Px "

Thanks. And good to see you back! X

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By *jorkishMan  over a year ago

Seaforth


"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes "

Get well soon x

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes

Would you like the grapes peeled as well?

No! Who does that! Is that even a thing

Then I’m in "

You need to be willing to catch my lurg. We could both wear masks though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes

Would you like the grapes peeled as well?

No! Who does that! Is that even a thing "

I kinda imagine it's from Egyptian times, like a milk bath was decadent, so too having your grapes peeled

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes

Would you like the grapes peeled as well?

No! Who does that! Is that even a thing "

I might enjoy a peeled grape

Get well soon lovely lady, I’ll send lots of willing volunteers to rub your chest

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes

Would you like the grapes peeled as well?

No! Who does that! Is that even a thing

I kinda imagine it's from Egyptian times, like a milk bath was decadent, so too having your grapes peeled "

Oh now I want a milk bath too!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes "
I’ve got grapes ! X get well soon duck x

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes

Would you like the grapes peeled as well?

No! Who does that! Is that even a thing

I might enjoy a peeled grape

Get well soon lovely lady, I’ll send lots of willing volunteers to rub your chest "

Ooooh thanks

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes I’ve got grapes ! X get well soon duck x"

Are they red. I only like red

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Sympathy inbound. It's horrible feeling ill when you still have to do certain things.

What's up?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes "

White, red or black, and I'm guessing seedless? Fluffy wrap too?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Awww still poorly ...

Grumpy Hugs and hair strokes on there way Nora x

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By *dam1971Man  over a year ago

Bedford


"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes

Would you like the grapes peeled as well?

No! Who does that! Is that even a thing

I kinda imagine it's from Egyptian times, like a milk bath was decadent, so too having your grapes peeled

Oh now I want a milk bath too!"

Moo milk, or man milk?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes

Would you like the grapes peeled as well?

No! Who does that! Is that even a thing

Then I’m in

You need to be willing to catch my lurg. We could both wear masks though "

That would make a change from the paper bag I’m usually asked to wear

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Awww still poorly ...

Grumpy Hugs and hair strokes on there way Nora x"

yeah caught it off the mini human

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fascinating rubs and hugs your way.

*runs out to get grapes. Red grapes you fool! Red!*

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes

White, red or black, and I'm guessing seedless? Fluffy wrap too?"

Red or black. Seedless of course!

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I can be your DJ Nora, shall we start off with some Rolling Stones...

Sympathy For The Devil

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwtyn-L-2gQ

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Sympathy inbound. It's horrible feeling ill when you still have to do certain things.

What's up? "

Really fluey. Cough cold and achey . Did a test so it’s not Covid. Time of year probably x

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By *r and Mrs always rightCouple  over a year ago

Hertfordshire

I've put the kettle on, let's have a cuppa and some grapes if you like.

Big hugs to you.

Mrs x

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Poorly what's up xx

Yes I can feed you grapes

Get you some lucozade and massage your head with vicks x

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I can be your DJ Nora, shall we start off with some Rolling Stones...

Sympathy For The Devil

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwtyn-L-2gQ"

Yeah. You’d have my kinda music I reckon Ace . Let’s all have a disco! And I’ll watch from my bed

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I was in until the milk bath.

Sorry Nora.... I draw the line there.

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

One of my special hugs and you'd be feeling 100% again.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Poorly what's up xx

Yes I can feed you grapes

Get you some lucozade and massage your head with vicks x"

Omg I want lucozade! And Heinz tomato soup. Reminds me of being poorly as a kid

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I was in until the milk bath.

Sorry Nora.... I draw the line there."

Haha thinking about it I don’t think I’d like it actually.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Poorly what's up xx

Yes I can feed you grapes

Get you some lucozade and massage your head with vicks x

Omg I want lucozade! And Heinz tomato soup. Reminds me of being poorly as a kid "

Xxxx get well soon x

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I've put the kettle on, let's have a cuppa and some grapes if you like.

Big hugs to you.

Mrs x"

Sounds just what I need x

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Poorly what's up xx

Yes I can feed you grapes

Get you some lucozade and massage your head with vicks x

Omg I want lucozade! And Heinz tomato soup. Reminds me of being poorly as a kid

Xxxx get well soon x"

Thanks Yas. I’m worried it may be man flu as I have no energy and have hardly moved today!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"One of my special hugs and you'd be feeling 100% again.

"

I’m sure I would chunks. Thanks

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Poorly what's up xx

Yes I can feed you grapes

Get you some lucozade and massage your head with vicks x

Omg I want lucozade! And Heinz tomato soup. Reminds me of being poorly as a kid

Xxxx get well soon x

Thanks Yas. I’m worried it may be man flu as I have no energy and have hardly moved today! "

flu

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes "

Big chest and cuddles !

Nora to sleep !

Then leaves quietly !

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean

For the sore throat :-

Suck no cock

For the headache :- In a darkened room lie

For the sweats :- under a blanket sip cool sweet agua

For weakness : sip packet chicken noodle soup. Eat apple pie and lots of custard and sleep all day.

May your recovery be swift and full of insurges of power and will.

Drink no booze - To work don't go.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Fascinating rubs and hugs your way.

*runs out to get grapes. Red grapes you fool! Red!*"

Was gonna say you’re not too far! Have you moved lol?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You need to suck a fisherman's friend !!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"For the sore throat :-

Suck no cock

For the headache :- In a darkened room lie

For the sweats :- under a blanket sip cool sweet agua

For weakness : sip packet chicken noodle soup. Eat apple pie and lots of custard and sleep all day.

May your recovery be swift and full of insurges of power and will.

Drink no booze - To work don't go.

"

But but granny. I was always told sucking cock was the best cure for a sore throat. Have they been lying to me all these years?

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By *addogsmithMan  over a year ago

kettering

If you’ve got the same cold as me then I sympathise, feel terrible, worst I’ve been for years

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Awww still poorly ...

Grumpy Hugs and hair strokes on there way Nora x

yeah caught it off the mini human "

I know, get well soon

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"You need to suck a fisherman's toe a wet soggy toe!!"

Will that help?

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"If you’ve got the same cold as me then I sympathise, feel terrible, worst I’ve been for years "

It’s pretty shit innit. Apparently there’s a bug going around called the super cold lol. Over half my daughters class have been sent home with it this week.

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester

You need cock

Feel better soon Chuck x

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"You need to suck a fisherman's toe a wet soggy toe!!

Will that help?"

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Sending sympathy and Custard Creams (other biscuits are available)

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"You need to suck a fisherman's toe a wet soggy toe!!

Will that help?

"

That's made you better

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"You need cock

Feel better soon Chuck x"

Maybe someone could rub vicks on their cock and rub it on my chest that way

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Sending sympathy and Custard Creams (other biscuits are available)

"

Milk choc digestives please

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Try eucalyptus oil

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Try eucalyptus oil "

Yeah I did my head over a bowl thing with that x

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I was in until the milk bath.

Sorry Nora.... I draw the line there.

Haha thinking about it I don’t think I’d like it actually. "

In that case.... I'm in!

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Try eucalyptus oil

Yeah I did my head over a bowl thing with that x"

Very good xxx try eat about 3 oranges and squeeze 2 lemons and drink it x

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I was in until the milk bath.

Sorry Nora.... I draw the line there.

Haha thinking about it I don’t think I’d like it actually.

In that case.... I'm in!"

Love your pic sexy lady

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I will bring you the grapes!

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I will bring you the grapes! "

So your going to travel over 100 miles to get Nora grapes

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I will bring you the grapes!

So your going to travel over 100 miles to get Nora grapes

"

True friend right there

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I will bring you the grapes!

So your going to travel over 100 miles to get Nora grapes

True friend right there "

Xxx

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"You need cock

Feel better soon Chuck x

Maybe someone could rub vicks on their cock and rub it on my chest that way "

ANY TAKERS?!?!?!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"You need cock

Feel better soon Chuck x

Maybe someone could rub vicks on their cock and rub it on my chest that way

ANY TAKERS?!?!?! "

Do you think it could sting them? Like deep heat.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You need cock

Feel better soon Chuck x

Maybe someone could rub vicks on their cock and rub it on my chest that way

ANY TAKERS?!?!?! "

Yeah.

It’s a massage technique I’ve been working on

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"You need cock

Feel better soon Chuck x

Maybe someone could rub vicks on their cock and rub it on my chest that way

ANY TAKERS?!?!?!

Yeah.

It’s a massage technique I’ve been working on"

. Oooh will you be bringing your lovely wife too?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Always for you Nora !

Sla*ves with fans, cocktails and anything you desire by express courier;-)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes "

What’s wrong?

I was taken ill 5 weeks ago seemingly with IBS, but no matter how I told my GP I didn’t think it was IBS, as the symptoms weren’t what I normally have, she just kept telling me to take what she’d given me…. The meds actually made me worse. Into the second week she decided to do blood tests, not expecting anything to come of it, they showed I’d had a virus that had attacked my liver & my gut, hence why I felt so ill. Thankfully I’m ok now, but I was ill for three weeks. 2 weeks ago I woke up feeling back to normal! Recent blood test shows my liver is almost back to normal. Had the virus attacked my spleen I could have ended up in hospital, I dread to think what might have happened since she decided not to listen to me. Think I know my body better than she thinks she does!

Hope you feel better soon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You need cock

Feel better soon Chuck x

Maybe someone could rub vicks on their cock and rub it on my chest that way

ANY TAKERS?!?!?!

Yeah.

It’s a massage technique I’ve been working on

. Oooh will you be bringing your lovely wife too? "

Of course, she applies the vicks!

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I can be your DJ Nora, shall we start off with some Rolling Stones...

Sympathy For The Devil

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwtyn-L-2gQ

Yeah. You’d have my kinda music I reckon Ace . Let’s all have a disco! And I’ll watch from my bed "

Not been to a Discotheque for many a year, but try some Deep Purple - Bananas

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iibZO4wlkBc

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Always for you Nora !

Sla*ves with fans, cocktails and anything you desire by express courier;-) "

You never fail to pull through for me Rose!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes

What’s wrong?

I was taken ill 5 weeks ago seemingly with IBS, but no matter how I told my GP I didn’t think it was IBS, as the symptoms weren’t what I normally have, she just kept telling me to take what she’d given me…. The meds actually made me worse. Into the second week she decided to do blood tests, not expecting anything to come of it, they showed I’d had a virus that had attacked my liver & my gut, hence why I felt so ill. Thankfully I’m ok now, but I was ill for three weeks. 2 weeks ago I woke up feeling back to normal! Recent blood test shows my liver is almost back to normal. Had the virus attacked my spleen I could have ended up in hospital, I dread to think what might have happened since she decided not to listen to me. Think I know my body better than she thinks she does!

Hope you feel better soon "

Wow! That sounds awful. I always get a second opinion now. Suffered too many GP mistakes. My friends daughter went to GP THREE times with leaking nipples. Was told it was her age and she had young children. 2 months later she died of breast cancer age 26. My Nan went docs with bad stomach ache. Was told it was a bug. 2 days later she collapsed and died with a burst bowel and sceptasemia.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can't believe no one's asked you what type of grapes !

What type of grapes, Nora ?

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Can't believe no one's asked you what type of grapes !

What type of grapes, Nora ? "

You’re obviously doing a Nora and not reading the thread properly Leo

Red. I said red

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By *elshkinkyMan  over a year ago

south wales

Lucozade wrapped in yellow cellophane is the cure for all ills

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Lucozade wrapped in yellow cellophane is the cure for all ills "

Haha yep it always used to be

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can't believe no one's asked you what type of grapes !

What type of grapes, Nora ?

You’re obviously doing a Nora and not reading the thread properly Leo

Red. I said red "

Ooops, it was my little homage to you, honestly

I'll virtually send you the largest basket of sweet Champagne grapes I can find, delivered by two topless Forumites of your choice to provide booby rubs while they feed you.

Get better soon x

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Can't believe no one's asked you what type of grapes !

What type of grapes, Nora ?

You’re obviously doing a Nora and not reading the thread properly Leo

Red. I said red

Ooops, it was my little homage to you, honestly

I'll virtually send you the largest basket of sweet Champagne grapes I can find, delivered by two topless Forumites of your choice to provide booby rubs while they feed you.

Get better soon x"

Oh wow. I’ll have dreamy please. I’ll have to think of which male one I want!

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Sympathy inbound. It's horrible feeling ill when you still have to do certain things.

What's up?

Really fluey. Cough cold and achey . Did a test so it’s not Covid. Time of year probably x"

My 17 year old had something similar last week and has very kindly given it to his sister He was rough for about 4 days. Hope you feel better soon

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Sympathy inbound. It's horrible feeling ill when you still have to do certain things.

What's up?

Really fluey. Cough cold and achey . Did a test so it’s not Covid. Time of year probably x

My 17 year old had something similar last week and has very kindly given it to his sister He was rough for about 4 days. Hope you feel better soon "

Thanks lovely. I got it from the kids. Something obviously going around

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

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By *eyond PurityCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Aww hope you're on the mend soon and you have someone on hand to bring you sustenance

C

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

Hope you recover and are fighting fit soon....

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I was in until the milk bath.

Sorry Nora.... I draw the line there.

Haha thinking about it I don’t think I’d like it actually.

In that case.... I'm in!

Love your pic sexy lady "

Aww fanks gorgeous.

Someone has to

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Try a turmeric tea

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Hope you recover and are fighting fit soon.... "

Not sure I could be described as fighting fit before! . But thanks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to cum on my chest and in my hair after they slip between me grapes "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Try a dark and stormy. Rums a cure all xxx

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Try a dark and stormy. Rums a cure all xxx "

Rum will make me Chuck

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By *oeBeansMan  over a year ago

Derby

Awww sorry to hear that, I'm just getting over the flu myself which hit me like a truck. Lempsip, paracetamol, and Strepsils are your friend

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Feel better soon xxx

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Awww sorry to hear that, I'm just getting over the flu myself which hit me like a truck. Lempsip, paracetamol, and Strepsils are your friend "

I find beechams powders work better for me but can’t get them! Tried Tesco’s and the 2 chemists . Got lemsip. I just have to have about 13 sugars in it

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

I can spunk on yer tits if it’ll make you feel any better?

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I can spunk on yer tits if it’ll make you feel any better? "

Do you think it would soothe my chest?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hope you feel better soon Nora xx

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Hope you feel better soon Nora xx

"

Thank you xx

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"I can spunk on yer tits if it’ll make you feel any better?

Do you think it would soothe my chest?"

Yes. And my aching plumbs.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I can spunk on yer tits if it’ll make you feel any better?

Do you think it would soothe my chest?

Yes. And my aching plumbs. "

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By *oeBeansMan  over a year ago

Derby


"Awww sorry to hear that, I'm just getting over the flu myself which hit me like a truck. Lempsip, paracetamol, and Strepsils are your friend

I find beechams powders work better for me but can’t get them! Tried Tesco’s and the 2 chemists . Got lemsip. I just have to have about 13 sugars in it "

13!

The lemon one ain't so bad

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sending you all the cuddles, hair strokes, grapes and chocolate

Hope you’re better soon.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did you call Nora ?

I can offer:

A lunch of homemade tomato soup with a side serving of crusty bread and a large glass of lucozade.

After lunch is done I can take you for a hot steamy soapy shower with myself where I will proceed to lather you in bubbles using only the finest booby techniques.

A quick and cheeky finger blasting session under the hot water will cure any pounding headache you may have and calm the mind. Also helps to shift the head full of snot too....

A quick towel dry and I will then pass you over to Rex Holes as he likes anything to do with bums so he can dry yours and pat some Talc on for you too..

Then it's over to Mr Blooms to feed you grapes and tuck you in bed.....his music taste is also terrible so you will be asleep in no time

Hope you feel better soon Nora and then I'm taking you out for a drink!

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By *B69Woman  over a year ago

Wiltshire

Housefull of the flu bug here last week, know how your feeling.

Big hugs for a full recovery soon x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get well soon lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you call Nora ?

I can offer:

A lunch of homemade tomato soup with a side serving of crusty bread and a large glass of lucozade.

After lunch is done I can take you for a hot steamy soapy shower with myself where I will proceed to lather you in bubbles using only the finest booby techniques.

A quick and cheeky finger blasting session under the hot water will cure any pounding headache you may have and calm the mind. Also helps to shift the head full of snot too....

A quick towel dry and I will then pass you over to Rex Holes as he likes anything to do with bums so he can dry yours and pat some Talc on for you too..

Then it's over to Mr Blooms to feed you grapes and tuck you in bed.....his music taste is also terrible so you will be asleep in no time

Hope you feel better soon Nora and then I'm taking you out for a drink! "

Friends don't get any better than this Nora ^

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How about a hot toddy?:

1 Lemon (round)

2 teaspoons honey

2 teaspoons lemon Juice

1 cinnamon Stick

1 ½ ounces whisky (or brandy)

¾ cup water

You still get grapes and a chest rub..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m wasted here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get well soon Nora xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you call Nora ?

I can offer:

A lunch of homemade tomato soup with a side serving of crusty bread and a large glass of lucozade.

After lunch is done I can take you for a hot steamy soapy shower with myself where I will proceed to lather you in bubbles using only the finest booby techniques.

A quick and cheeky finger blasting session under the hot water will cure any pounding headache you may have and calm the mind. Also helps to shift the head full of snot too....

A quick towel dry and I will then pass you over to Rex Holes as he likes anything to do with bums so he can dry yours and pat some Talc on for you too..

Then it's over to Mr Blooms to feed you grapes and tuck you in bed.....his music taste is also terrible so you will be asleep in no time

Hope you feel better soon Nora and then I'm taking you out for a drink! "

Can I be ill too ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you call Nora ?

I can offer:

A lunch of homemade tomato soup with a side serving of crusty bread and a large glass of lucozade.

After lunch is done I can take you for a hot steamy soapy shower with myself where I will proceed to lather you in bubbles using only the finest booby techniques.

A quick and cheeky finger blasting session under the hot water will cure any pounding headache you may have and calm the mind. Also helps to shift the head full of snot too....

A quick towel dry and I will then pass you over to Rex Holes as he likes anything to do with bums so he can dry yours and pat some Talc on for you too..

Then it's over to Mr Blooms to feed you grapes and tuck you in bed.....his music taste is also terrible so you will be asleep in no time

Hope you feel better soon Nora and then I'm taking you out for a drink!

Friends don't get any better than this Nora ^ "

Exactly Mr Blooms

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you call Nora ?

I can offer:

A lunch of homemade tomato soup with a side serving of crusty bread and a large glass of lucozade.

After lunch is done I can take you for a hot steamy soapy shower with myself where I will proceed to lather you in bubbles using only the finest booby techniques.

A quick and cheeky finger blasting session under the hot water will cure any pounding headache you may have and calm the mind. Also helps to shift the head full of snot too....

A quick towel dry and I will then pass you over to Rex Holes as he likes anything to do with bums so he can dry yours and pat some Talc on for you too..

Then it's over to Mr Blooms to feed you grapes and tuck you in bed.....his music taste is also terrible so you will be asleep in no time

Hope you feel better soon Nora and then I'm taking you out for a drink!

Can I be ill too ?"

Of course I have a large sized shower

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Did you call Nora ?

I can offer:

A lunch of homemade tomato soup with a side serving of crusty bread and a large glass of lucozade.

After lunch is done I can take you for a hot steamy soapy shower with myself where I will proceed to lather you in bubbles using only the finest booby techniques.

A quick and cheeky finger blasting session under the hot water will cure any pounding headache you may have and calm the mind. Also helps to shift the head full of snot too....

A quick towel dry and I will then pass you over to Rex Holes as he likes anything to do with bums so he can dry yours and pat some Talc on for you too..

Then it's over to Mr Blooms to feed you grapes and tuck you in bed.....his music taste is also terrible so you will be asleep in no time

Hope you feel better soon Nora and then I'm taking you out for a drink! "

Wow you’re just the best! I’ll be round in half hour . And Thankyou for my amaaaazing present!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hugs hopefully you feel better soon

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Thanks everyone x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Aw hope you feel better Nora! X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hot lemon and honey for you nora the whiskey is optional, hope you feel better soon.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Hot lemon and honey for you nora the whiskey is optional, hope you feel better soon."

Ewwwww whiskey. Noooooooo. Had a few Lemsips. Don’t think they really do anything though. Watching Disney films on the sofa with my duvet is the best cure

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you call Nora ?

I can offer:

A lunch of homemade tomato soup with a side serving of crusty bread and a large glass of lucozade.

After lunch is done I can take you for a hot steamy soapy shower with myself where I will proceed to lather you in bubbles using only the finest booby techniques.

A quick and cheeky finger blasting session under the hot water will cure any pounding headache you may have and calm the mind. Also helps to shift the head full of snot too....

A quick towel dry and I will then pass you over to Rex Holes as he likes anything to do with bums so he can dry yours and pat some Talc on for you too..

Then it's over to Mr Blooms to feed you grapes and tuck you in bed.....his music taste is also terrible so you will be asleep in no time

Hope you feel better soon Nora and then I'm taking you out for a drink!

Wow you’re just the best! I’ll be round in half hour . And Thankyou for my amaaaazing present!!! "

Ha ha

No selling that video to Tik Toc

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Did you call Nora ?

I can offer:

A lunch of homemade tomato soup with a side serving of crusty bread and a large glass of lucozade.

After lunch is done I can take you for a hot steamy soapy shower with myself where I will proceed to lather you in bubbles using only the finest booby techniques.

A quick and cheeky finger blasting session under the hot water will cure any pounding headache you may have and calm the mind. Also helps to shift the head full of snot too....

A quick towel dry and I will then pass you over to Rex Holes as he likes anything to do with bums so he can dry yours and pat some Talc on for you too..

Then it's over to Mr Blooms to feed you grapes and tuck you in bed.....his music taste is also terrible so you will be asleep in no time

Hope you feel better soon Nora and then I'm taking you out for a drink!

Wow you’re just the best! I’ll be round in half hour . And Thankyou for my amaaaazing present!!!

Ha ha

No selling that video to Tik Toc "

Hmmm don’t give me ideas. That vid would make a fortune!! Don’t worry it’s safely in my vault

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hot lemon and honey for you nora the whiskey is optional, hope you feel better soon.

Ewwwww whiskey. Noooooooo. Had a few Lemsips. Don’t think they really do anything though. Watching Disney films on the sofa with my duvet is the best cure "

Not my favourite either but for medicinal use it dose the job, id need it to get through the disney films

Snug as bug in rug sounds like a nice cure!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman  over a year ago

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Huge hugs gorgeous and boob squishes - hope the germs shift soon xxx

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Huge hugs gorgeous and boob squishes - hope the germs shift soon xxx "

Thanks beautiful xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you call Nora ?

I can offer:

A lunch of homemade tomato soup with a side serving of crusty bread and a large glass of lucozade.

After lunch is done I can take you for a hot steamy soapy shower with myself where I will proceed to lather you in bubbles using only the finest booby techniques.

A quick and cheeky finger blasting session under the hot water will cure any pounding headache you may have and calm the mind. Also helps to shift the head full of snot too....

A quick towel dry and I will then pass you over to Rex Holes as he likes anything to do with bums so he can dry yours and pat some Talc on for you too..

Then it's over to Mr Blooms to feed you grapes and tuck you in bed.....his music taste is also terrible so you will be asleep in no time

Hope you feel better soon Nora and then I'm taking you out for a drink!

Wow you’re just the best! I’ll be round in half hour . And Thankyou for my amaaaazing present!!!

Ha ha

No selling that video to Tik Toc

Hmmm don’t give me ideas. That vid would make a fortune!! Don’t worry it’s safely in my vault "

Ha ha ha

Enjoy

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"If you’ve got the same cold as me then I sympathise, feel terrible, worst I’ve been for years

It’s pretty shit innit. Apparently there’s a bug going around called the super cold lol. Over half my daughters class have been sent home with it this week. "

I'm in bed with it at the minute, I feel shocking atm

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"If you’ve got the same cold as me then I sympathise, feel terrible, worst I’ve been for years

It’s pretty shit innit. Apparently there’s a bug going around called the super cold lol. Over half my daughters class have been sent home with it this week.

I'm in bed with it at the minute, I feel shocking atm "

It’s horrible. How long have you had it x

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By *orkshrCplCouple  over a year ago

Ripon


"Sympathy inbound. It's horrible feeling ill when you still have to do certain things.

What's up?

Really fluey. Cough cold and achey . Did a test so it’s not Covid. Time of year probably x"

I can empathise, I'm a week into this and it's still kicking my ass x

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Sympathy inbound. It's horrible feeling ill when you still have to do certain things.

What's up?

Really fluey. Cough cold and achey . Did a test so it’s not Covid. Time of year probably x

I can empathise, I'm a week into this and it's still kicking my ass x "

A week! Oh great Saying that it was Tuesday my daughter was sent home and she still has it.

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"If you’ve got the same cold as me then I sympathise, feel terrible, worst I’ve been for years

It’s pretty shit innit. Apparently there’s a bug going around called the super cold lol. Over half my daughters class have been sent home with it this week.

I'm in bed with it at the minute, I feel shocking atm

It’s horrible. How long have you had it x"

Since about weds, powered through work the last couple of days but this morning I just couldn't do it and crawled back into bed and called in sick

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"If you’ve got the same cold as me then I sympathise, feel terrible, worst I’ve been for years

It’s pretty shit innit. Apparently there’s a bug going around called the super cold lol. Over half my daughters class have been sent home with it this week.

I'm in bed with it at the minute, I feel shocking atm

It’s horrible. How long have you had it x

Since about weds, powered through work the last couple of days but this morning I just couldn't do it and crawled back into bed and called in sick "

I only really started with it yesterday. Was hoping I’d be ok by Monday

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"If you’ve got the same cold as me then I sympathise, feel terrible, worst I’ve been for years

It’s pretty shit innit. Apparently there’s a bug going around called the super cold lol. Over half my daughters class have been sent home with it this week.

I'm in bed with it at the minute, I feel shocking atm

It’s horrible. How long have you had it x

Since about weds, powered through work the last couple of days but this morning I just couldn't do it and crawled back into bed and called in sick

I only really started with it yesterday. Was hoping I’d be ok by Monday "

You might be, I've probably done myself no favours by not resting and being run off my feet at work

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

How are you now x

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"How are you now x"

Not bad _asmeen thanks. Just lazed about all afternoon taking lemsips and coughing and sneezing. I’m rarely ill luckily but it drives me mad when I can’t do anything as I’m not one for doing nowt! My body gave in eventually and I had to lie down x

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"How are you now x

Not bad _asmeen thanks. Just lazed about all afternoon taking lemsips and coughing and sneezing. I’m rarely ill luckily but it drives me mad when I can’t do anything as I’m not one for doing nowt! My body gave in eventually and I had to lie down x"

Awww rest up sweety xxx

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"How are you now x

Not bad _asmeen thanks. Just lazed about all afternoon taking lemsips and coughing and sneezing. I’m rarely ill luckily but it drives me mad when I can’t do anything as I’m not one for doing nowt! My body gave in eventually and I had to lie down x

Awww rest up sweety xxx"

Yeah I will do xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"How are you now x

Not bad _asmeen thanks. Just lazed about all afternoon taking lemsips and coughing and sneezing. I’m rarely ill luckily but it drives me mad when I can’t do anything as I’m not one for doing nowt! My body gave in eventually and I had to lie down x

Awww rest up sweety xxx

Yeah I will do xx"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes

What’s wrong?

I was taken ill 5 weeks ago seemingly with IBS, but no matter how I told my GP I didn’t think it was IBS, as the symptoms weren’t what I normally have, she just kept telling me to take what she’d given me…. The meds actually made me worse. Into the second week she decided to do blood tests, not expecting anything to come of it, they showed I’d had a virus that had attacked my liver & my gut, hence why I felt so ill. Thankfully I’m ok now, but I was ill for three weeks. 2 weeks ago I woke up feeling back to normal! Recent blood test shows my liver is almost back to normal. Had the virus attacked my spleen I could have ended up in hospital, I dread to think what might have happened since she decided not to listen to me. Think I know my body better than she thinks she does!

Hope you feel better soon

Wow! That sounds awful. I always get a second opinion now. Suffered too many GP mistakes. My friends daughter went to GP THREE times with leaking nipples. Was told it was her age and she had young children. 2 months later she died of breast cancer age 26. My Nan went docs with bad stomach ache. Was told it was a bug. 2 days later she collapsed and died with a burst bowel and sceptasemia. "

OMG, that’s awful the GP I had was actually a GP in training, no point in trying to get an appointment with my own GP who is partner in the practise as I refuse to wait 3 weeks for a phone consultation it’s a flipping nightmare trying to get an appointment, before the bloods I’d had 4 appointments with her - 3 on the phone and one 1-1…

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By *EAT..85Woman  over a year ago

Nottingham

Shall I sing sad kitty to you as I rub vicks onto your chest?

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By *aiseiMan  over a year ago

Birmingham


"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes "

Oh dear, was it my peen pics that did it? If so, I’m sorry…..still NSP’s fault, mind.

Have this phallus-free hug…..

(((((((( HUG ))))))))

xx

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