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What's In Granny Crumpets Shopping trolley
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"Crumpets?"  | |||
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"Scones, cream and jam. " Nope | |||
"Imperial leather soap " Dove | |||
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"Grandpa crumpet and some cat food." | |||
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"Thin crumpets " | |||
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"Mangos and shallots. Maybe a hammer? " Definitely | |||
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"I hope she’s bought bin bags this time the tight arse "Why | |||
"I hope she’s bought bin bags this time the tight arse
Why"Cause I’m always sorting her bins out. She’s a right messy cow | |||
"I hope she’s bought bin bags this time the tight arse
Why
Cause I’m always sorting her teeth out. She’s a right messy cow "ok | |||
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Also she prefers her Men to wear ‘Brut’ aftershave and has a cupboard full of it. | |||
"Thin crumpets "Pikelets ? | |||
"Granny Smiths" Maybe | |||
"Vosene shampoo, Granny doesn’t go for those modern posh hair products
Also she prefers her Men to wear ‘Brut’ aftershave and has a cupboard full of it. "True x | |||
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"Poligrip for her dentures and K-Y jelly" Yes added | |||
"Wethers originals, a cucumber and a tin of heinz spaghetti " Is she cooking for Rex? | |||
" heinz spaghetti " Heinz spaghetti ? She buys Happy Shopper for 9p | |||
"A clue she was a prolific shoplifter " Was? Cheese. And lube. And Tena Lady knickers, cos she's posh. | |||
"A clue she was a prolific shoplifter Was? Cheese. And lube. And Tena Lady knickers, cos she's posh." Yeah was she's changed her ways | |||
"Wethers originals, a cucumber and a tin of heinz spaghetti Is she cooking for Rex?" Yep...better add a watermelon | |||
"Wethers originals, a cucumber and a tin of heinz spaghetti Is she cooking for Rex? Yep...better add a watermelon " And bleach | |||
" Cheese. And lube. " Why both ? Just buy a Primula tube. Multipurpose | |||
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"The souls of hoarders/panic buyers "Behave | |||
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"Anusol for her farmers. Applied by japs eye "Get your filthy mind out of the gutter Shes a lady | |||
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"Bog rolls and beer "She doesn't drink | |||
"Anusol for her farmers. Applied by japs eye
Get your filthy mind out of the gutter
Shes a lady"Ladies can still have my cock up their arse | |||
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"Anusol for her farmers. Applied by japs eye
Get your filthy mind out of the gutter
Shes a lady
Ladies can still have my cock up their arse "I refuse | |||
"Anusol for her farmers. Applied by japs eye
Get your filthy mind out of the gutter
Shes a lady
Ladies can still have my cock up their arse
I refuse "We’re divorced anyway | |||
"Bottle of Sherry " | |||
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"Anusol for her farmers. Applied by japs eye
Get your filthy mind out of the gutter
Shes a lady
Ladies can still have my cock up their arse
I refuse
We’re divorced anyway "Why Though | |||
"Anusol for her farmers. Applied by japs eye
Get your filthy mind out of the gutter
Shes a lady
Ladies can still have my cock up their arse
I refuse
We’re divorced anyway
Why
Though "Cause it couldn’t suck itself that’s why | |||
"Anusol for her farmers. Applied by japs eye
Get your filthy mind out of the gutter
Shes a lady
Ladies can still have my cock up their arse
I refuse
We’re divorced anyway
Why
Though
Cause it couldn’t suck itself that’s why "I was ill that weekend | |||
"Thin crumpets
Pikelets ?"Yass!! | |||
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"A clue she was a prolific shoplifter Was? Cheese. And lube. And Tena Lady knickers, cos she's posh. Yeah was she's changed her ways " Won't be cheese then, just water biscuits and cheap jam. | |||
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"Granny is resting now" Feet up, nice cuppa camomile tea. | |||
"Anusol for her farmers. Applied by japs eye "You do know that stuff shrinks flesh. | |||
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"A new toaster. " | |||
"The trem "shopping" is s loose one She is out recruiting new grannies into the great crumpet army who suffered great losses during the much under reported Devon/Cornwall scone war of February 2021"  | |||
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