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"Blood bubble .. ?! 
Ovulation bleed? That would be a late one though.
I came on a week early and on day 2 so in full flow "
Aaaaah.
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We just don't talk about minge things do we?
I was at work the other week and doing a weird walky thing, one of the women looked at me all confused. I just said "popping a fanny bubble" and she fell about laughing coz she knew exactly what I meant.
How do they even get there that's what I wanna know!
We've all been there! |
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"We just don't talk about minge things do we?
I was at work the other week and doing a weird walky thing, one of the women looked at me all confused. I just said "popping a fanny bubble" and she fell about laughing coz she knew exactly what I meant.
How do they even get there that's what I wanna know!
We've all been there!"
I usually call them queefs |
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"We just don't talk about minge things do we?
I was at work the other week and doing a weird walky thing, one of the women looked at me all confused. I just said "popping a fanny bubble" and she fell about laughing coz she knew exactly what I meant.
How do they even get there that's what I wanna know!
We've all been there!
I usually call them queefs "
Who puts them there? Night elves with a set of bellows? |
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"Can be great.
But it can also be really fucking annoying. Like just now for example, I sneezed and blew a blood bubble from my foof. I'm not even due for another week.
Enjoy your lunch."
Ffs I'm just eating strawberry cheesecake. Thanks. |
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"Can be great.
But it can also be really fucking annoying. Like just now for example, I sneezed and blew a blood bubble from my foof. I'm not even due for another week.
Enjoy your lunch.
Ffs I'm just eating strawberry cheesecake. Thanks."
Incredibly fucking welcome.
I hope you enjoy it a clot |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can be great.
But it can also be really fucking annoying. Like just now for example, I sneezed and blew a blood bubble from my foof. I'm not even due for another week.
Enjoy your lunch.
Ffs I'm just eating strawberry cheesecake. Thanks.
Incredibly fucking welcome.
I hope you enjoy it a clot "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can be great.
But it can also be really fucking annoying. Like just now for example, I sneezed and blew a blood bubble from my foof. I'm not even due for another week.
Enjoy your lunch.
Ffs I'm just eating strawberry cheesecake. Thanks.
Incredibly fucking welcome.
I hope you enjoy it a clot "
Ha ha
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"Can be great.
But it can also be really fucking annoying. Like just now for example, I sneezed and blew a blood bubble from my foof. I'm not even due for another week.
Enjoy your lunch."
Sneezing on your period, never pleasant. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And also that feeling of pushing a really big clot out.
Horrible ain't it. And when you wipe and get a stringy elasticated slime that wants to stick to everything except the loo roll  "
Or when you pull a tampon out with a bit too much force and the clot previously attached to it goes flying across the bathroom  |
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By *ickyquimCouple
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"Can be great.
But it can also be really fucking annoying. Like just now for example, I sneezed and blew a blood bubble from my foof. I'm not even due for another week.
Enjoy your lunch."
Brilliant!
Did you have white or light coloured knickers on as well?
That’s the worst….  |
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"Can be great.
But it can also be really fucking annoying. Like just now for example, I sneezed and blew a blood bubble from my foof. I'm not even due for another week.
Enjoy your lunch.
Brilliant!
Did you have white or light coloured knickers on as well?
That’s the worst…. "
Old faithfuls - they never judge despite seeing some heinous sights and only getting worn on rag week. God bless them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"At least you didnt pooh your knickers at the same time
Every cloud.....
I accidentally shat on a pillow once."
My favourite is still the tail plug story. Someone reminded me of it recently when I posted my long tail pic |
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"We just don't talk about minge things do we?
I was at work the other week and doing a weird walky thing, one of the women looked at me all confused. I just said "popping a fanny bubble" and she fell about laughing coz she knew exactly what I meant.
How do they even get there that's what I wanna know!
We've all been there!"
Fuck yes, how do they get there? |
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"At least you didnt pooh your knickers at the same time
Every cloud.....
I accidentally shat on a pillow once.
My favourite is still the tail plug story. Someone reminded me of it recently when I posted my long tail pic "
You should have seen me my eyes went and I thought I'd been shot. Entire body tensed like a soldier on sterioids then I hit the deck it hurt so bad |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"At least you didnt pooh your knickers at the same time
Every cloud.....
I accidentally shat on a pillow once.
My favourite is still the tail plug story. Someone reminded me of it recently when I posted my long tail pic
You should have seen me my eyes went and I thought I'd been shot. Entire body tensed like a soldier on sterioids then I hit the deck it hurt so bad "
I share the pain. It was a large plug and first time I tried it on i pushed it in too eagerly. The clenching pain. Fucking ouch. |
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"Can be great.
But it can also be really fucking annoying. Like just now for example, I sneezed and blew a blood bubble from my foof. I'm not even due for another week.
Enjoy your lunch."
TMI *vom* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"At least you didnt pooh your knickers at the same time
Every cloud.....
I accidentally shat on a pillow once."
That'll teach it - flippin pillows - who do they think they are? Eh |
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