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over a year ago
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Aks as in ‘Aks him a question’. It’s ‘Ask’ |
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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago
Fareham |
"Math"
Oh yes “do the math”.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can’t stand any, but I can say a few. |
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"Panties"
Especially the words moist panties  |
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"Panties
Especially the words moist panties "
Yep. What I was going to say. Moist and panties and the two together even worse! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Snatch |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Flanter. I know some great people who use the term but it makes my teeth itch. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bants , as in banter . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Geezer |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sexy.. As in 'hey sexy'
Makes my toes curl |
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"Sick" as in the modern term! Ali G was taking the piss out of a small number of people but now everyone in London is talking like it ! It must be hard work to loose your natural accent and learn to speak like a half wit |
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Awesome.
Usually expressed after an act that raises so little awe.  |
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By *ocusMan
over a year ago
Cambridge |
Weirdly for me it’s “pepper”. Even worse is “peppers”.
Reading the Game of Thrones series was a nightmare for me. Every time there was a feast they usually had “Dornish peppers” and it made my skin crawl every time.
Writing this has made me pull all sorts of faces. |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"Moist "
...and moistness   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mate . |
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Definitely the ‘C’ word!! Makes me so so mad. And people use it like it’s nothing - so willy nilly. Its a horrible word!!
Oh - Commitment is the one im talking about in case you thought……  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Snog  "
Gizza tongue twister  |
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"Innit"
Living in the county that invented it, it hasn't done us any favours. |
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‘A meet’ as in a fab ‘meet’
Makes me cringe so hard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hun |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Snog
What do you prefer ? "
Anything but that |
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"Flange and minge
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What?  they’re two of the best words ever. They’re up there with pissflaps  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Snog
Gizza tongue twister "
Ohh come here you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Panties |
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“Naughty” in a sexual context
Are you being naughty/looking for naughty fun/feeling naughty ?
Drives me insane , this is not kindergarten, I’m an grown woman, I’m not naughty…I like sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Taramasalata |
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"“Naughty” in a sexual context
Are you being naughty/looking for naughty fun/feeling naughty ?
Drives me insane , this is not kindergarten, I’m an grown woman, I’m not naughty…I like sex "
Well said, now go sit in the corner with your hands on your head |
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"Snog
What do you prefer ?
Anything but that "
Fancy some tonsil tennis ?  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Snog
What do you prefer ?
Anything but that
Fancy some tonsil tennis ? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tame  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Play when it refers to having sex. It's so weird |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes.
I hate when people agree to meet me |
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For me it's not the word, it's how the words are abused
What did that poor innocent word ever do to you? Did it hurt you? |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Play when it refers to having sex. It's so weird "
What about when you are playing with oneself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lad.. |
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"Play when it refers to having sex. It's so weird "
Yeah this! I can’t stand it. And I can’t stand “a meet”’either. Awful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flange and minge
What? they’re two of the best words ever. They’re up there with pissflaps "
Haha! "Best"....
I was even more  when my ex many years ago told me that a flange is a type of joint or something |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘A meet’ as in a fab ‘meet’
Makes me cringe so hard "
Cringe on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Play when it refers to having sex. It's so weird
What about when you are playing with oneself "
Oddly, I don't find that so bad |
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No offence meant. Well that's you just getting in the apology before you have been purposely insulting to someone. |
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I’m not a fan of the c bomb.
But n the spirit of the thread, people who don’t know they can’t say “specific” and keep saying “pacific”. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fun!
On here!!
Usually expressed by the immature!
How about pleasure? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just no I frigging hate that word |
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When people shorten a word
Like Delish instead of delicious |
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Brought, as in “I just brought myself a new car”…..no you didn’t, you bought it…well, the bank probably did |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Obvs
You mean Obviously?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brought, as in “I just brought myself a new car”…..no you didn’t, you bought it…well, the bank probably did "
Lol exactly |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
Scrunge, Clunge, Flange and Grool
(Sorry if anyone is checking this over lunch  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Definitely the ‘C’ word!! Makes me so so mad. And people use it like it’s nothing - so willy nilly. Its a horrible word!!
Oh - Commitment is the one im talking about in case you thought…… "
Oh hahaha |
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The T word and the C word
Cool
Terms of endearment when you don’t even know me
Big time (I know it’s two words)
Text speak generally eg nawty
Sick
I’ll stop otherwise this will be longer than most profiles
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Play when it refers to having sex. It's so weird
Yeah this! I can’t stand it. And I can’t stand “a meet”’either. Awful "
Ahhh why donty you like "a meet". I don't like play because of the connotations with kids playing. |
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"Scrunge, Clunge, Flange and Grool
(Sorry if anyone is checking this over lunch )"
Yes, thanks |
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soz instead of sorry
boils my piss. |
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"Obvs
You mean Obviously?? "
Totes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lad..
Alright sir  "
Fine for a friday miss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Obvs
You mean Obviously??
Totes "
Nicely done  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Vote Tory |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Twat with the US pronunciation, Twot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No offence meant. Well that's you just getting in the apology before you have been purposely insulting to someone. "
not really, maybe your telling an Offendable that they can relax and there is no need to get upset |
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"Play when it refers to having sex. It's so weird "
Guilty ! In my defence I only use it in reference to parties and clubs |
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"Obvs
You mean Obviously??
Totes
Nicely done "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hate the word c*^t and also when people call me fella.....or worse still "bro" |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Lad..
Alright sir
Fine for a friday miss "
Glad to hear it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Play when it refers to having sex. It's so weird "
I started using it because of bdsm.
Impact play or water play.
In that context its not sex. Its part of a scene. Its removed from immediacy.
And I guess I use it on here too because sex with strangers or new people isn't like sex with my wife.
It's just different |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gazebo never knew why |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Moist "
This is one of THE BEST |
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Nice.
Just no.
When you feel tempted to use this word, just stop, think for a second and then choose one of the many many words in the English language that would suit the situation so much better. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Scrunge, Clunge, Flange and Grool, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub
(Sorry if anyone is checking this over lunch )"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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‘Pal’
When I was a school ‘pal’ stood for Personal Arse Licker. I can’t stand it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hun, sweetie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hun
I fucking hate it, especially from people I dont know, I had a colleague I'd never met call me it on the phone the other day, was tempted to hang up immediately ha |
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Guys, when not referring to men. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wifey
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Basically anything that blonde lad says in the in betweeners |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hun
I fucking hate it, especially from people I dont know, I had a colleague I'd never met call me it on the phone the other day, was tempted to hang up immediately ha"
Know exactly what you mean |
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Being called "duck/y" or as I found out yesterday "sweet pea". Once is okay but when you're putting it at the end of every sentence it gets pretty grating.
LvM |
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By *ocusMan
over a year ago
Cambridge |
Probably heresy here but here goes…
Creampie
Hate it. What are you? 12? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When people say “brought” instead of “bought”
I brought it from the shop
Fuck off no you didn’t |
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"Moist "
Deffo top 3 hated word in 80 percent of earth population haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Silly, deep seeded word that bugs me
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"Jaffa cake"
...surely it's the jaffa bit that's offensive not the cake  |
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Babes, hun. The Mr, veris, fella,…. |
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"Jaffa cake
...surely it's the jaffa bit that's offensive not the cake "
Smart arse! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ah 'moist' if ever there was a word that could make anything sound creepy. Only topped by 'panties' as being a fecking awful word. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hun…
Horrendous butchering of the English language |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Still fanny "
What do you prefer or do I even need to ask |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Hun…
Horrendous butchering of the English language "
Absolutely hate it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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innit, especially when used as every other word in a sentence. Along with bruv.
It's crap innit bruv. |
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People who say “absolutely” when a simple yes would do !! |
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Three words for me: "Fill", "In" and "Later". Especially when they're reluctantly strung together. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Should of , instead of should have.... |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"Jaffa cake
...surely it's the jaffa bit that's offensive not the cake
Smart arse!"
cake defender |
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Anything with a repetitive L sound. I can’t say them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Celtic |
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Lush, I physically cringe when I hear it |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
Acronyms like HMU ... really?! |
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slut,,, so disrespectful to any lady just because she has a healthy sex life,,, men do not get labelled with similar names |
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By *atonMan
over a year ago
barnet |
Like, when used ten times out of context in every sentence. A modern aberration |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anything with a repetitive L sound. I can’t say them "
Lollipop |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gusset. As in "moist panty gusset". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hate the words “no anal” … like really!! |
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Discrete, when they actually mean discreet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Acronyms like HMU ... really?! "
Text speak twists my titties in the wrong kinda way. No limited characters here! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cum.
I will spell it come for ever and ever, so there. It irritates the fuck out of me spelt 'cum' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Discrete, when they actually mean discreet "
YASS that one winds me up daily |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hun and sir im not old enough for sir |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tights
hate that word
like women in pantyhose though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Love you |
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"Still fanny
What do you prefer or do I even need to ask "
Have a guess |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Panties, Moist, nom nom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Panties, Moist, nom nom "
Have they been used in same sentence |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
I hate the word “meld”.
Nope, no idea why, but I genuinely do |
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'Deleted' - whenever it appears on my 'Sent Messages' page... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Panties, Moist, nom nom
Have they been used in same sentence "
Block button would be used if they were lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Weep.
It just sounds unnecessarily pathetic. ‘Cry’ covers that whole topic. |
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"Panties, Moist, nom nom "
I often say nom nom nom 
K |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Panties, Moist, nom nom "
moist is one of my top 5 words ever made |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My bad |
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Product.
Is there anything in the universe that isn't a product? If not, the word is meaningless. |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Still fanny
What do you prefer or do I even need to ask
Have a guess "
Starts with a c ends in a t |
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"Still fanny
What do you prefer or do I even need to ask
Have a guess
Starts with a c ends in a t "
You know me well |
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"‘A meet’ as in a fab ‘meet’
Makes me cringe so hard "
It surely would sound even more odd using "meeting" as in "we're having a meeting with a nice couple tomorrow"! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not a word but mmmmmm makes my want to glue my arse hole together |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When a beautiful woman says I'm such a good "friend". Hate that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Get off of me...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Real hatred of mine is the N word describing race.
It's particularly bad when used in music or rap... It shouldn't be used by anyone for any reason whatsoever |
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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago
In my happy place |
The racist term that rhymes with wink.
It should never be used.
Hun
Panties
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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago
Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands |
Professional
Especially when used in Fab profiles. |
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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago
Fareham |
The current vogue for smash.
Smash the doors in etc etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lots and usually it's been the same person saying it to me. |
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"Play when it refers to having sex. It's so weird "
I found that really baffling when I entered the swinging scene.
Everyone says they are hard-core swingers but they are afraid to say 'sex'...because it's too rude! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bants |
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"Panties"
I don’t know what it is about this word that I detest |
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Babe, Bants, Craic, Fam, Bro, Yo, Dude, Bird (colloquial), Geezer, Minging.
It would be probably be easier to say anything spoken on TOWIE and the ilk.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hen". I can't stand it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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C**T |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Still fanny
What do you prefer or do I even need to ask
Have a guess
Starts with a c ends in a t
You know me well "
Not sure if that’s a good thing though |
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Oh god so many!
Damp, moist, mate, fleek, innit, being called b or bay (what do they even mean?), blud, snog, hun, boss babe, (don't even get me started on the 'boss babe huns' yuk) puke, vajayjay, panties (I wear knickers or lingerie) oh and lastly the two words school and run ( ) |
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