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My mate fancies you.... the I'm bored edition
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Because my mate is bored and I'm such a giver..... play your games you smutty bunch.....  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
If you don’t know the rules, here they are:
1) find someone on the thread you fancy
2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them
3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person
4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself
5) do the same for others and open your filters people!
Get to it you sexy bunch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm bored too, so I'll play |
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I’ll play. Send me your filth and smut  |
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This sounds rather interesting actually x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go on then ! |
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Budge over and let us shimmy our butt's in on this thread 
Happy to play postie too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah count me in I’m bored too lol |
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By *B69Woman
over a year ago
Wiltshire |
I will play but popping in and out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah I will pop in for a little |
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We are in.. bit of Thursday night fun |
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Ok. Nora, my sexy hot couple friends say the following. Can you tell Nora we fancy her, and would love to get her on or bed?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in |
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I would but I have a fab date! enjoy without me x |
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"Ok. Nora, my sexy hot couple friends say the following. Can you tell Nora we fancy her, and would love to get her on or bed? "
Thankyou . Well all the couples on this thread are hotties! |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
Happy to relay messages |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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More than happy to be a messenger! |
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By *xxxMan
over a year ago
Bedford & Chester |
I'll spread the love... |
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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
milton keynes |
"Because my mate is bored and I'm such a giver..... play your games you smutty bunch..... "
Classic school girl saying that.. flash backs to school days haha |
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Message for NSP from a hottie
Can you tell Not So Posh that black and white pic of her with the boots is driving me wild, please? |
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I'm in, my inbox is wide open for any filth you'd like to pass on  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Filters off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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AJ388 listen up you lucky man! My beautiful friend would like to say
Please tell AJ388 that I often peruse his wonderful pics |
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From a hottie to a hottie!
Bellaseas I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me xxx |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
Message to Rex from a friend.
Her back door is still waiting for you |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"I would but I have a fab date! enjoy without me x "
Go you! Enjoy |
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Can you tell _hillout that your sexy female friend would love to rim him and finger his japsee till he shoots for glory please.
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Hope it's not too late to be in for this?! |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
Message to Nora from a mate:
Can you please tell Nora that she is hotter than Chernobyl, please? |
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Oi _hillout. My sexy GF says: Could you tell the handsome _hillout he’s a man I’ve always wanted for myself and one day will get my hands on him
She’s stunning mate and I certainly would |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"AJ388 listen up you lucky man! My beautiful friend would like to say
Please tell AJ388 that I often peruse his wonderful pics "
Glad I can be of service |
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"Message to Rex from a friend.
Her back door is still waiting for you "
Tell Posh I’ve got no energy left today  |
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I am also a tad bored this evening and would love to play!  |
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"I would but I have a fab date! enjoy without me x
Go you! Enjoy "
Thank you x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I play please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I will play for a while but can’t act as postman this time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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From my good pal...
Can you tell wildblonde she’s certainly the classiest lady on the thread please |
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Another from a hottie to a hottie
Can you please tell Sexyisassexydoes that she looks phenomenal in her red lingerie, would like to peel off her sexy pencil skirt and blouse to find it underneath x |
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Oooh wild blonde is your lucky day!
Could you tell wildblonde that we would love to slide her panties just a little further to the left. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tell curious scouser I'm not in her geographical proximity.... But I'd gladly travel if she'd promise me a night of filth. |
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"Tell curious scouser I'm not in her geographical proximity.... But I'd gladly travel if she'd promise me a night of filth."
I can always promise a night of filth: I haven't hoovered in a week  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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been a while hasn't it NSP
im in Px |
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Bellaseas: my mate would like to discreetly finger you on a busy London street. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Could you tell quicksplat female half of the couple would love to slowly undress your green lingerie off with her teeth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can you please tell quacksplat, I've been watching her from afar for ages and her pics drive me insane.
If only she had answered my message  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Definitely bored here so why not |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
from the womb and tryout to get back |
Not Nora
My friend would like to explore between those bubbles before exploring you on the cross |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Sorry all.... I posted and ran off to take a rather important call.... I'll get your messages sent out in a sec  |
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Quicksplat: my mate wants to tell you that you can beam yourself his way, anytime! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Message for NSP from a hottie
Can you tell Not So Posh that black and white pic of her with the boots is driving me wild, please?"
Oh is it indeed? Well thank you  |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
from the womb and tryout to get back |
Message for tinder not Nora and prinny
My mate said he's got the stamina for all three of you and if he fails atleast he will die happy |
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"Message for tinder not Nora and prinny
My mate said he's got the stamina for all three of you and if he fails atleast he will die happy "
You again? |
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"Message for tinder not Nora and prinny
My mate said he's got the stamina for all three of you and if he fails atleast he will die happy "
Best one so far |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Message to Rex from a friend.
Her back door is still waiting for you
Tell Posh I’ve got no energy left today "
That wasn't me!! I was "busy" at the time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In  |
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Oi LittleMissSexy2017. My stud muffin of a friend says to tell you that she has a body to die for, would love to spend hours exploring it from top to bottom! And the majority are right, her bum is amazing x |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
from the womb and tryout to get back |
"Message for tinder not Nora and prinny
My mate said he's got the stamina for all three of you and if he fails atleast he will die happy
You again? "
He said yes him again and again and again coz he's got stamina |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"been a while hasn't it NSP
im in Px "
Hey Prinny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Count me in |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
Message for BeardedTattMMan
My mate would would like to see if she can trace every one of his tatts with her fingers, and some with her tongue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My imaginary mate and I are in |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Dear Rex Holes.
My mate, who wishes not to be named but is hot as fuck, says that you've finally worn her down and she wants your magnificent penis to split her open from the rear
I told her it's an illusion by the way. You're welcome |
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It’s been a long time since we played this 
We are in and happy to pass messages on too!
D. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in for being postie! I'm a nosey girl |
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"Message for BeardedTattMMan
My mate would would like to see if she can trace every one of his tatts with her fingers, and some with her tongue "
I am literally sat alone in a hotel room awaiting her. Where is she? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in for being postie! I'm a nosey girl "
lol. Smort. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"It’s been a long time since we played this
We are in and happy to pass messages on too!
D."
Hello |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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DC, enjoy your date and here's a thought for after.....
Can you tell DiamondCougar that your mate wants to put his balls in her bum hole please. Thanks |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Hey Quack my love.... a message from a hottie...
Please tell quacksplat that her arse is hot as fuck in her new pic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi LittleMissSexy2017. My stud muffin of a friend says to tell you that she has a body to die for, would love to spend hours exploring it from top to bottom! And the majority are right, her bum is amazing x"
I wander who that is |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Tinder my darling, you sexy beast.... my hot as hell mate is clearly lost for words tonight because he went for short and sweet.... he says....
FAF? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
TG..... I've got mates wot fancy you! He says to tell you....
Me and my wife would love to meet her for a coffee and maybe a slice of cake.
I'm so jealous. I didn't get cake |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
Message for Intrigued32:
Please tell intrigued 32 they’re still probably the only couple I would meet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can you tell Bellaseas she puts the Fuckyeah in GILF!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Beyondce Purity, you beaut pair.... check this amazing offer out
Could you please tell _eyond purity that as an ex chef, I will cook them whatever they want when we have a dinner party, as long as our bodies are the plates |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
From my utter babe of a mate...
Please could you let Beyond Purity know that im still dying to meet them because i kinda fancy the pants off of them question is... do they want a smol ginger brat to play with? |
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"Dear Rex Holes.
My mate, who wishes not to be named but is hot as fuck, says that you've finally worn her down and she wants your magnificent penis to split her open from the rear
I told her it's an illusion by the way. You're welcome "
This is _hillout isn’t it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Bella Bella! My gorgeous mates want me to pass this on...
For Bellaseas
We can’t wait to meet you for barcardi and s - let’s get our diaries aligned |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
Oh posh! My very sexy friends say...
Could you please tell Posh ‘me and my wife are hoping that she will be up this neck of the woods again at some point so we can spend some more time with her!’ |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
QUACK! Pay attention! My hot mate says...
Can you tel Quack its great to see her back & id love to eat her ass |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ey Up TM 
ive got a pretty spectacular mate who said: would you tell _ea monkey to get that sexy arse here so I can absolutely worship his fine body. And kiss those beautiful lips |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
This hottie says
Quetzalcoatl, any chance you'd like to leave your mark on me? Please |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Oh posh! My very sexy friends say...
Could you please tell Posh ‘me and my wife are hoping that she will be up this neck of the woods again at some point so we can spend some more time with her!’"
In the woods you say |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Dear Rex Holes.
My mate, who wishes not to be named but is hot as fuck, says that you've finally worn her down and she wants your magnificent penis to split her open from the rear
I told her it's an illusion by the way. You're welcome
This is _hillout isn’t it "
Obviously. Was it my very deliberate use of "she" and "her" that made you think that? |
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"Beyondce Purity, you beaut pair.... check this amazing offer out
Could you please tell _eyond purity that as an ex chef, I will cook them whatever they want when we have a dinner party, as long as our bodies are the plates "
Ohhh interesting - the last course will be eaten off bodies for sure |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Ey Up TM
ive got a pretty spectacular mate who said: would you tell _ea monkey to get that sexy arse here so I can absolutely worship his fine body. And kiss those beautiful lips "
Will do! I’ll start driving in random directions and knocking on doors |
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Could you please tell miss giggles that when I'm next in Essex I'm going to peel her underwear off with my teeth
You just did mate. I hope she succumbs to your advances dude  |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"Message for tinder not Nora and prinny
My mate said he's got the stamina for all three of you and if he fails atleast he will die happy "
You certainly seem up for a challenge then |
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By *91kMan
over a year ago
Maidstone |
Evening all
Postie over here if anyone needs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Been asked to pass this message on
Can you please tell miss Giggles,
I’m so pleased to see her back again, I’ve still got a bag of jelly babies for her |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"Tinder my darling, you sexy beast.... my hot as hell mate is clearly lost for words tonight because he went for short and sweet.... he says....
FAF? "
Always |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This hottie says
Quetzalcoatl, any chance you'd like to leave your mark on me? Please "
Oh, I like leaving my mark. Does this hottie have a weapon of choice or do I get complete freedom ? |
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"From my utter babe of a mate...
Please could you let Beyond Purity know that im still dying to meet them because i kinda fancy the pants off of them question is... do they want a smol ginger brat to play with? "
Oh my… …there’s always a date in our diary for a small ginger brat |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"TG..... I've got mates wot fancy you! He says to tell you....
Me and my wife would love to meet her for a coffee and maybe a slice of cake.
I'm so jealous. I didn't get cake "
Anytime |
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I love this game. My favourite when it pops up, think it's the nosiness in me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Blocked can’t send messages  |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
This absolute beaut says...
Please tell D91k he can post himself through my letterbox any day |
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Message from one of the most beautiful ladies on here.
Can you tell anyone that a huge hug would be amazing right about now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you please tell miss giggles that when I'm next in Essex I'm going to peel her underwear off with my teeth
You just did mate. I hope she succumbs to your advances dude "
Oohh, who do i send the invitation to |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Bella your gorgeous... one from a babe....
Can you please tell Bellaseas that she would totally be worth it? |
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A message from a total hottie…what a combination this would be
Evening.... would you please tell Rex Holes that if he and his friend Mystique are up for it I'd totally take them both |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Message from one of the most beautiful ladies on here.
Can you tell anyone that a huge hug would be amazing right about now "
I'm in! |
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"Message from one of the most beautiful ladies on here.
Can you tell anyone that a huge hug would be amazing right about now "
I'm great at giving hugs. Just putting that out there.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message from one of the most beautiful ladies on here.
Can you tell anyone that a huge hug would be amazing right about now "
I give great big hugs and it only costs a fab on a pic |
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"Message from one of the most beautiful ladies on here.
Can you tell anyone that a huge hug would be amazing right about now "
Where are you I'll pop by for a little cuddle! |
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By *91kMan
over a year ago
Maidstone |
"Message from one of the most beautiful ladies on here.
Can you tell anyone that a huge hug would be amazing right about now "
*Hugs* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh yay I have been far too boring lately, I need smut peeps
NBVN x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been asked to pass this message on
Can you please tell miss Giggles,
I’m so pleased to see her back again, I’ve still got a bag of jelly babies for her "
Mmmm, not had jelly babies in a while quite fancy them now |
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Bella I’m so sorry (but I know you’ll laugh!)
Can you post this love poem to Bellaseas please
I met the beautiful Bella
When we shared her umbrella
Then we drank a little Stella
She said I was quite a fella
So I had my way with Bella
If I saw her now I’d tell her
About the state of my old fella
That turned a funny shade of yella
And the STD clinic fella
Had to employ his own umbrella
After I had my way with Bella |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Tinder you gorgeous love....
From my hot mate....
I want to play with that dangly thing that swings at the back of her throat
(I'm assuming he means with his willy, not like playing badminton or scrabble or something) |
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"Bella I’m so sorry (but I know you’ll laugh!)
Can you post this love poem to Bellaseas please
I met the beautiful Bella
When we shared her umbrella
Then we drank a little Stella
She said I was quite a fella
So I had my way with Bella
If I saw her now I’d tell her
About the state of my old fella
That turned a funny shade of yella
And the STD clinic fella
Had to employ his own umbrella
After I had my way with Bella"
Take a bow. Brought a rear to my eyes, beautiful poem |
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By *91kMan
over a year ago
Maidstone |
"This absolute beaut says...
Please tell D91k he can post himself through my letterbox any day "
Hmm I don't do well in tight spaces normally... But some tight spaces are okay if attached to the right body |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bella Bella! My gorgeous mates want me to pass this on...
For Bellaseas
We can’t wait to meet you for barcardi and s - let’s get our diaries aligned "
Just call me Cardi Sea and I'm there |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"Message from one of the most beautiful ladies on here.
Can you tell anyone that a huge hug would be amazing right about now
I'm in!"
Me too! |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
A very hot guy has asked me to post this for Quacksplat:
I’m happy to see her back, and her front. I’d be even happier if I could peel her underwear off and feed her tequila.
Sounds like an interesting proposition! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message from one of the most beautiful ladies on here.
Can you tell anyone that a huge hug would be amazing right about now "
Sending the biggest hug ever |
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By *91kMan
over a year ago
Maidstone |
"Message from one of the most beautiful ladies on here.
Can you tell anyone that a huge hug would be amazing right about now
I'm in!
Me too!"
*Hugs* |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"Tinder you gorgeous love....
From my hot mate....
I want to play with that dangly thing that swings at the back of her throat
(I'm assuming he means with his willy, not like playing badminton or scrabble or something)"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in even if I don’t completely understand how this works |
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Could you please tell NBVN to get back into my inbox, so I can arrange coming over to Wales to destroy her |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
"Message from one of the most beautiful ladies on here.
Can you tell anyone that a huge hug would be amazing right about now "
Sending hugs!
In by the way - sorry I'm late |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you please tell NBVN to get back into my inbox, so I can arrange coming over to Wales to destroy her "
Destroy me!... you can but try but this foof of mine is indestructible. Made of tough stuff us Welsh
NBVN x |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
I've got one from a hottie:
Please tell Tindergirl
I fancy her.
Oh. Wait. Oops.
Well someone can't read instructions and made a boo boo |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Message from one of the most beautiful ladies on here.
Can you tell anyone that a huge hug would be amazing right about now
Sending hugs!
In by the way - sorry I'm late "
Hello |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A love poem for Nora ...
When undies pass the knees
And hands go into shirts
Breath comes in short pants
And love comes in spurts
NBVN x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got one from a hottie:
Please tell Tindergirl
I fancy her.
Oh. Wait. Oops.
Well someone can't read instructions and made a boo boo "
Someone makes his own rules. |
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A message for _hillout... could you tell the gorgeous Chillout it’s great fo see him back in the forums and I hope one day to kiss every part of him x
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"A love poem for Nora ...
When undies pass the knees
And hands go into shirts
Breath comes in short pants
And love comes in spurts
NBVN x"
So romantic. Now ……let me guess |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
I've got one for a sexy fella from my hot as fuck mate.....
Please tell BeardyBob he has a mighty fine sword and someone is a lucky lady indeed
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bellaseas: my mate would like to discreetly finger you on a busy London street."
Please tell your mate I've booked the train |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
Oh... erm - OP... one here please!
(Raises hand politely)
My super hunky mate says that the general is still way hard for you, and he reckons he could go another 6 rounds (unless you pass out again)
oooffftt! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would but I have a fab date! enjoy without me x "
I hope you have a fantastic evening
NBVN x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bella I’m so sorry (but I know you’ll laugh!)
Can you post this love poem to Bellaseas please
I met the beautiful Bella
When we shared her umbrella
Then we drank a little Stella
She said I was quite a fella
So I had my way with Bella
If I saw her now I’d tell her
About the state of my old fella
That turned a funny shade of yella
And the STD clinic fella
Had to employ his own umbrella
After I had my way with Bella"
Ffs Rex is this you and you over active imagination again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An angry fab ‘wife’ has a message for BeardyBob
He had better have a damn good excuse for being late
Tin hats on time
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Oh... erm - OP... one here please!
(Raises hand politely)
My super hunky mate says that the general is still way hard for you, and he reckons he could go another 6 rounds (unless you pass out again)
oooffftt!"
. Tell your super hunky mate soon as the stars vanish I'm in |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
Oh Teamonkey....this very sexy lady says...
Violets are blue
Roses are red
Let's stop beating around the bush
And get your ass in my bed |
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"Message for Intrigued32:
Please tell intrigued 32 they’re still probably the only couple I would meet "
 we still take that as a massive compliment If you ever fancy a coffee
D. |
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Intrigued, I fancy you
Am I doing this right? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Tinder, my mate, who I'm sure you'll never guess the identity of, says....
Sweet or smut, you know I want you and I will stop at nothing to make you mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bella your gorgeous... one from a babe....
Can you please tell Bellaseas that she would totally be worth it?"
who dis |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Oh Teamonkey....this very sexy lady says...
Violets are blue
Roses are red
Let's stop beating around the bush
And get your ass in my bed "
Is this the same person as before?
It’s been a while since I’ve spent some time around a bush, beating or otherwise |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"A message for _hillout... could you tell the gorgeous Chillout it’s great fo see him back in the forums and I hope one day to kiss every part of him x
"
Seems I've not completely faded into obscurity |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Dearest husband stealing Bearded Guy. My sexy and gorgeous mate says....
If you were any sweeter I'd dip you in my coffee. As it is, I'd like you to dip into me |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
I'm happy to play and pass on messages |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
"I've got one for a sexy fella from my hot as fuck mate.....
Please tell BeardyBob he has a mighty fine sword and someone is a lucky lady indeed
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Aw - fanks
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"Intrigued, I fancy you
Am I doing this right? "
Erm!
Jo.Xx
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dearest husband stealing Bearded Guy. My sexy and gorgeous mate says....
If you were any sweeter I'd dip you in my coffee. As it is, I'd like you to dip into me "
Oooffftttt |
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One for the delicious BeardyBob from my sexy as mate
I'll take you on the table
I'll take you on the stairs
I'll take you right inside of me
I'll take you anywhere |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Tinder! Your personal postie here with a missive from my sexy mate....
Sometimes in life someone comes along and makes your life complete. Someone you never knew you needed, someone who is so amazing that you literally can’t think of anything else. Someone who even their name in the forum make your heart beat a little faster. Someone who’s pictures just wants to make you reach out and touch them. |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"Tinder, my mate, who I'm sure you'll never guess the identity of, says....
Sweet or smut, you know I want you and I will stop at nothing to make you mine "
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Tinder! Your personal postie here with a missive from my sexy mate....
Sometimes in life someone comes along and makes your life complete. Someone you never knew you needed, someone who is so amazing that you literally can’t think of anything else. Someone who even their name in the forum make your heart beat a little faster. Someone who’s pictures just wants to make you reach out and touch them."
Sorry..... I missed the last bit.... it should also have said....
Thank you for feeling this way about me
(My bad) |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
Oh Bellaseeeeas!
My super hunky mate has penned you a lovely poem:
It's taken a while
But we've finally spoken
Now the silence
is finally broken,
Your place or mine?
Wear that lipstick in your pic
I'll let you smear it all over my...
...you get where he's going with this... |
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"Tinder! Your personal postie here with a missive from my sexy mate....
Sometimes in life someone comes along and makes your life complete. Someone you never knew you needed, someone who is so amazing that you literally can’t think of anything else. Someone who even their name in the forum make your heart beat a little faster. Someone who’s pictures just wants to make you reach out and touch them."
Omg girl that is sooooooo sweet. I want one like that!!!  |
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"Tinder! Your personal postie here with a missive from my sexy mate....
Sometimes in life someone comes along and makes your life complete. Someone you never knew you needed, someone who is so amazing that you literally can’t think of anything else. Someone who even their name in the forum make your heart beat a little faster. Someone who’s pictures just wants to make you reach out and touch them.
Sorry..... I missed the last bit.... it should also have said....
Thank you for feeling this way about me
(My bad) "
Ffs I take my comment back |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
"One for the delicious BeardyBob from my sexy as mate
I'll take you on the table
I'll take you on the stairs
I'll take you right inside of me
I'll take you anywhere "
oooffftt |
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