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What should we start HOARDING next !
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By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago
1950's Original |
I'm thinking of hoarding penis extension tubes in case the government brings in a national minimum length..
What else should we be hoarding ... |
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By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago
1950's Original |
"Have you more than one penis ?"
No but I can sell them for a vast profit on the black market  |
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"Have you more than one penis ?
No but I can sell them for a vast profit on the black market "
If you believe fab the black market doesn't need them |
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If you believe fab the black market doesn't need them"
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By *innocentMan
over a year ago
Littlehampton |
People hoard stuff they don't even need ,then in the next breath complain about having no money.
Why don't people hoard money and complain about things they want but don't need?
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Why don't people hoard money and complain about things they want but don't need?
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I think they are called misers |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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Anything Christmas related ... get it now ...quick quick!?!   |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Market Harborough / Kettering |
Can't hoard anything else as flat is full of petrol and its going to take me 6 months to use all that !!  |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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"Can't hoard anything else as flat is full of petrol and its going to take me 6 months to use all that !! "
...more driving then! Use it quicker   |
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AA batteries
Fluffy blankets
Liqueur chocolates
That's my Christmas hoarding covered |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Market Harborough / Kettering |
"Can't hoard anything else as flat is full of petrol and its going to take me 6 months to use all that !!
...more driving then! Use it quicker "
But what if the media and/or fuel companies spread some nasty rumours which result in the public to start panic buying again !! I like to keep at least 500 gallons in my kitchen just in case!! :- D oh and I'm changing my preferences to non smokers only for the foreseeable future |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Marmite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gas |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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"Can't hoard anything else as flat is full of petrol and its going to take me 6 months to use all that !!
...more driving then! Use it quicker
But what if the media and/or fuel companies spread some nasty rumours which result in the public to start panic buying again !! I like to keep at least 500 gallons in my kitchen just in case!! :- D oh and I'm changing my preferences to non smokers only for the foreseeable future "
Hopefully no gas cooker, open fire, or dodgy light switches either then.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Batteries and wine
And fudge (just because i like it) |
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Posh people don't say they are hoarding wine. They are "laying down a cellar" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sanity. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sanity. "
Always a scarce commodity! |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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Any form of alcohol then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I, taking a leaf out of my washing machine and tumble dryers book and hoarding odd socks! |
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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago
Blyth |
"Posh people don't say they are hoarding wine. They are "laying down a cellar""
I'm not posh, I'll just hoard it |
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Lindt Chocolate balls. They're mine, aaaaaallll mine mwahahahaha!  |
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Hosepipes. Because no doubt there will be a ban next year |
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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago
A box at end of your bed |
Teddy bears |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
Salted caramel baileys only comes out for Christmas |
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Start hoarding stuff for Christmas |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Market Harborough / Kettering |
"Can't hoard anything else as flat is full of petrol and its going to take me 6 months to use all that !!
...more driving then! Use it quicker
But what if the media and/or fuel companies spread some nasty rumours which result in the public to start panic buying again !! I like to keep at least 500 gallons in my kitchen just in case!! :- D oh and I'm changing my preferences to non smokers only for the foreseeable future
Hopefully no gas cooker, open fire, or dodgy light switches either then.. "
If you see a large mushroom cloud over north London that will be me who's fucked up  |
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I would say common sense but that seems to have been on short supply for years! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Turkeys, quality street, frozen chips and C02. |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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"Can't hoard anything else as flat is full of petrol and its going to take me 6 months to use all that !!
...more driving then! Use it quicker
But what if the media and/or fuel companies spread some nasty rumours which result in the public to start panic buying again !! I like to keep at least 500 gallons in my kitchen just in case!! :- D oh and I'm changing my preferences to non smokers only for the foreseeable future
Hopefully no gas cooker, open fire, or dodgy light switches either then..
If you see a large mushroom cloud over north London that will be me who's fucked up "
Will we see it amongst all the London smog |
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By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago
1950's Original |
I'm hoarding supermarket shopping trolleys while they're still only a pound each |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Market Harborough / Kettering |
With all this global warming I'm going to start hoarding car doors, if I get too hot I can wind the window down |
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By *utie91Woman
over a year ago
Hitchin |
Alcohol…. Then hopefully people will stay at home and drink instead of queuing for fuel. Causing me a nightmare |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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"Alcohol…. Then hopefully people will stay at home and drink instead of queuing for fuel. Causing me a nightmare "
Is that still happening??? I thought Army & RAF had saved the day  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm thinking of hoarding penis extension tubes in case the government brings in a national minimum length..
What else should we be hoarding ..."
Realistically, I’d start hoarding liquid money. With the Christmas season and looming market uncertainty, there will be great opportunities for buying the dips in the market. |
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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago
Shropshire |
"Posh people don't say they are hoarding wine. They are "laying down a cellar""
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Is that like saying.. Common women cum and posh women arrive? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Posh people don't say they are hoarding wine. They are "laying down a cellar".....
Is that like saying.. Common women cum and posh women arrive? "
Slept with plenty Labour and Tory girls. With enough effort, everyone cums equally… might have to queue tho. |
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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago
Shropshire |
"Posh people don't say they are hoarding wine. They are "laying down a cellar".....
Is that like saying.. Common women cum and posh women arrive?
Slept with plenty Labour and Tory girls. With enough effort, everyone cums equally… might have to queue tho. "
Rather be a. DIY than wait in a queue |
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"Posh people don't say they are hoarding wine. They are "laying down a cellar".....
Is that like saying.. Common women cum and posh women arrive? "
Everyone cums, unless they have had too much wine! |
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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago
Shropshire |
"Posh people don't say they are hoarding wine. They are "laying down a cellar".....
Is that like saying.. Common women cum and posh women arrive?
Everyone cums, unless they have had too much wine! "
Zambia
What if they don't drink wine? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Posh people don't say they are hoarding wine. They are "laying down a cellar".....
Is that like saying.. Common women cum and posh women arrive?
Slept with plenty Labour and Tory girls. With enough effort, everyone cums equally… might have to queue tho.
Rather be a. DIY than wait in a queue "
That’s the spirit but god gave us viagra, alcohol and determination for a reason.
My current regular and I are still experimenting with the best methods for both of us to enjoy a night but that’s half the fun. |
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"Posh people don't say they are hoarding wine. They are "laying down a cellar".....
Is that like saying.. Common women cum and posh women arrive?
Everyone cums, unless they have had too much wine!
Zambia
What if they don't drink wine? "
Massive multiple cum sesh? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Posh people don't say they are hoarding wine. They are "laying down a cellar".....
Is that like saying.. Common women cum and posh women arrive?
Everyone cums, unless they have had too much wine!
Zambia
What if they don't drink wine? "
In the right country, rolling a joint is a much better alternative anyway. |
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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago
Shropshire |
"Posh people don't say they are hoarding wine. They are "laying down a cellar".....
Is that like saying.. Common women cum and posh women arrive?
Everyone cums, unless they have had too much wine!
Zambia
What if they don't drink wine?
Massive multiple cum sesh? "
As long as it ain't lumpy |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
grangemouth |
"Rice"
And stir-in sauces. |
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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago
Shropshire |
"Posh people don't say they are hoarding wine. They are "laying down a cellar".....
Is that like saying.. Common women cum and posh women arrive?
Everyone cums, unless they have had too much wine!
Zambia
What if they don't drink wine?
In the right country, rolling a joint is a much better alternative anyway. "
I like the cut of your jib |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Posh people don't say they are hoarding wine. They are "laying down a cellar".....
Is that like saying.. Common women cum and posh women arrive?
Everyone cums, unless they have had too much wine!
Zambia
What if they don't drink wine?
In the right country, rolling a joint is a much better alternative anyway.
I like the cut of your jib"
Damn age preferences though right?
Hit me up in chat, always down for new acquaintances to party with. |
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"Posh people don't say they are hoarding wine. They are "laying down a cellar".....
Is that like saying.. Common women cum and posh women arrive?
Everyone cums, unless they have had too much wine!
Zambia
What if they don't drink wine?
Massive multiple cum sesh?
As long as it ain't lumpy "
I just cum more when I’m turned on and sober! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nuts!!! Squirrels have been getting it right for centuries |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jaffa Cakes |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Nuts!!! Squirrels have been getting it right for centuries "
Some are wrinkley |
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Turkeys. Or else we won't have Christmas  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Prawn cocktail crisps !
Just in case |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Turkeys. Or else we won't have Christmas "
Can we hoard lorry drivers while we’re at it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The souls of hoarders/panic buyers.
And by soul I mean that literally  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bio ethanol
I’ve a bio ethanol fire in one room and an open coal fire in another.
And the price as gone up in a couple of weeks fir the demand of the stuff, two weeks ago it was £1:70 a bottle now it’s up around £2:15
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"Turkeys. Or else we won't have Christmas
Can we hoard lorry drivers while we’re at it?"
Is probably a good idea, but I suspect those namby pamby human rights things would say that that's a form of indentured servitude (word which rhymes with bravery you can't say here) |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"The souls of hoarders/panic buyers.
And by soul I mean that literally "
How can you hoard a soul |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Turkeys. Or else we won't have Christmas
Can we hoard lorry drivers while we’re at it?
Is probably a good idea, but I suspect those namby pamby human rights things would say that that's a form of indentured servitude (word which rhymes with bravery you can't say here)"
They’re on 60k a year. Sign me up for “bravery” |
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This isn’t a joke. Have you guys not seen just now on the news?!
There’s a national shortage on people giving me their hard earned money. Better get there quick to avoid the queue. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This isn’t a joke. Have you guys not seen just now on the news?!
There’s a national shortage on people giving me their hard earned money. Better get there quick to avoid the queue. "
Your inbox is going to be hilarious after this post |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you more than one penis ?
No but I can sell them for a vast profit on the black market "
Erm thats a cock market..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Proton pack and ghost traps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Proton pack and ghost traps "
I ain’t afraid of no ghost |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Proton pack and ghost traps "
Your ghostly today |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You’re. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"You’re. "
Same thing sweety |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
Common sense.
Seems to be in very short supply |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Timber, Cardboard, microchips.
What this is a joke thread you say........ |
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"Turkeys. Or else we won't have Christmas
Can we hoard lorry drivers while we’re at it?
Is probably a good idea, but I suspect those namby pamby human rights things would say that that's a form of indentured servitude (word which rhymes with bravery you can't say here)
They’re on 60k a year. Sign me up for “bravery”"
*Shrug* if they're here without their consent... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’re.
Don’t be that guy. "
I’m not but in one of those moods today, Yas knows |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"You’re.
Don’t be that guy.
I’m not but in one of those moods today, Yas knows "
I do xx |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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Wrapping paper ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sanity.
Always a scarce commodity! "
And overrated |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Proton pack and ghost traps
Your ghostly today "
Maybe Ghostly Today is a newspaper. |
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All panic buyers need to stock up on condoms so they don't breed anymore gobshites. |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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Candles... for all the upcoming power outages |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bog Roll !
One for the lady’s ! Veet !
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Paper money for when the power goes out and the atm's don't work |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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Candles... for all the upcoming power outages "
...forgot matches as well, otherwise candles pointless |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Toilet paper
At one point in the news it was going to be the next currency.
I personally think politicians should write their manifestos on it so the public can do what MPs do when they create them and wipe their arse on them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Toilet paper
At one point in the news it was going to be the next currency.
I personally think politicians should write their manifestos on it so the public can do what MPs do when they create them and wipe their arse on them."
Or talk out of their arse etc. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Quality Street or Christmas won’t be Christmas without them |
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"What else should we be hoarding ..."
Common sense. It's in increasingly short supply. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Toilet paper
At one point in the news it was going to be the next currency.
I personally think politicians should write their manifestos on it so the public can do what MPs do when they create them and wipe their arse on them."
I saw a headline yesterday that toilet roll was subject to panic buying again. The media are utter fuckwits.  |
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By *bostCouple
over a year ago
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I’ve been trying to hoard beer for the past few months but the beer fridge hasn’t got any fuller. |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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"I’ve been trying to hoard beer for the past few months but the beer fridge hasn’t got any fuller. "
...padlock??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fork, handels |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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"Fork, handels"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sugar puffs |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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Hot off the press ... road grit!?
...sounds like we will be gritting our own bits of road |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fidget spinners. |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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Coffee ... |
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Coffee ... "
God yes I’d be in big trouble if I ran out |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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Coffee ...
God yes I’d be in big trouble if I ran out "
Likewise ... get in on it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got five large jars Nescafé fully stocked only two fo eight at Iceland lol |
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Coffee ...
God yes I’d be in big trouble if I ran out
Likewise ... get in on it "
How much do you need? |
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Coffee ...
God yes I’d be in big trouble if I ran out "
Same here, and I'm terrible really as I can't drink instant, it's vile, so it's only my trusty Dolce Gusto and boxes of 30 pods at a time that I have on the go! Amazon comes in useful for 3 boxes of 30 at a decent price atm, and I have a monthly subscription..oops! I don't really drink very often and I don't get out to pubs or clubs so coffee is my vice (along with good sex but I'm seriously lacking that atm  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Frozen Cauliflower Cheese. I like obviously many others couldn't be arsed yesterday to make from scratch. Three supermarkets and just the labels left! Checked ebay and Facebook, nothing. You can't eat toilet paper or drink petrol but you can eat frozen Cauliflower Cheese after 35 minutes in the oven. The next time is mine! |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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"Frozen Cauliflower Cheese. I like obviously many others couldn't be arsed yesterday to make from scratch. Three supermarkets and just the labels left! Checked ebay and Facebook, nothing. You can't eat toilet paper or drink petrol but you can eat frozen Cauliflower Cheese after 35 minutes in the oven. The next time is mine!"
...or, find someone in the Forums who makes a mean cauliflower cheese and nab them (along with bulk purchases of cauliflower and cheese) |
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Coffee ...
God yes I’d be in big trouble if I ran out
Same here, and I'm terrible really as I can't drink instant, it's vile, so it's only my trusty Dolce Gusto and boxes of 30 pods at a time that I have on the go! Amazon comes in useful for 3 boxes of 30 at a decent price atm, and I have a monthly subscription..oops! I don't really drink very often and I don't get out to pubs or clubs so coffee is my vice (along with good sex but I'm seriously lacking that atm ) "
It’s very much my vice too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Turkeys and pigs in blankets they are the first to go on the build up to Christmas |
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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago
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Knickers ! I keep losing my knickers, why anyone would want my knickers when I go to a club confuses me. Way to many times I have gone home commando!
Must panic buy some x |
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Duct tape and lube ...given the take up of these items when from the other thread 'buy 3 things' "
No good can come from that  lol |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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Duct tape and lube ...given the take up of these items when from the other thread 'buy 3 things'
No good can come from that lol"
Well that's a matter of opinion  |
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Duct tape and lube ...given the take up of these items when from the other thread 'buy 3 things'
No good can come from that lol
Well that's a matter of opinion "
Oh dear |
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By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago
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Coffee ...
God yes I’d be in big trouble if I ran out
Likewise ... get in on it
How much do you need? "
Just the one container load |
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By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago
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Crisps.
Quavers..
frozen turkeys..
.BUY BUY BUY......
....To the bat mobile |
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Hoardings, due to the over demand for plywood in China there’s a shortage of hoardings so best get hoarding your hoardings. |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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Scrap metal ... have you seen the inflated prices of metal |
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Never mind hoarding, we're decluttering here |
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over a year ago
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Piccalilli |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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"Piccalilli "
...or any, or all condiments ready for Boxing day |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
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"Piccalilli
...or any, or all condiments ready for Boxing day "
Mayonnaise it is then |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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"Piccalilli
...or any, or all condiments ready for Boxing day
Mayonnaise it is then "
...plus the Vegannaise to be safe??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m gonna hoard copies of the sun, in preparation for the next great toilet roll shortage. |
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"Piccalilli
...or any, or all condiments ready for Boxing day
Mayonnaise it is then
...plus the Vegannaise to be safe??? "
Christmas crackers as well! For 2022 onwards… |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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Fireworks ... ready for new years eve ... just in case |
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over a year ago
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Frozen turkeys.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Love Honey's love egg. If mine dies and I can't replace it, I'll cry. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We should just hoard hoards. That'd cover everything. |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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I’m going to start hoarding men.
Be afraid.
Be very afraid.
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Scrap metal ... have you seen the inflated prices of metal "
Got £42 recently for a car boot full of non ferrous odds and sods I had been saving up until I had enough to sell.
Just wanted it out of the way.
No idea whether the prices are good or otherwise at the moment but it is better than giving it to the dustman! |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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"I’m going to start hoarding men.
Be afraid.
Be very afraid.
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All of them ...Will you pimp them out to the rest of us?! |
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over a year ago
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Cuddles. |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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...anything Raspberry based / flavour
So...raspberry flavour lube |
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"Marmite "
I heard marmite is effective against omicron, that's why only 50% of the population is coming down with it! |
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"Marmite
I heard marmite is effective against omicron, that's why only 50% of the population is coming down with it! "
There is none in the shops either! |
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I think .......... hoardings!
If all the hoarding boards go, how can I hide my hoard from the hoarders.
Or maybe WHORES....... Hoard some whores.
That's me done. Hoardings and Whores. |
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Women. I think our house is the safest place
LvM |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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De Kuypers cherry brandy. TTHYSI.
Hoarding 1 bottle just for me. Ho ho ho. |
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No one is listening, they have rushed out for marmite! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Batteries for sex toys. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women. I think our house is the safest place
LvM"
Haha  |
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over a year ago
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"Women. I think our house is the safest place
LvM
Haha "
You can give that cough remedy a go
LvM |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women. I think our house is the safest place
LvM
Haha
You can give that cough remedy a go
LvM"
I need to find my glasses
I read that as cough comedy.. wouldn't be far from truth! |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
Coal with the increase in fuel prices would be cheaper all round |
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Experiences.
Because we could be locked down and I will need wank fodder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Experiences.
Because we could be locked down and I will need wank fodder "
Sold.
I'll provide you with a wank folder  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Brandy snaps. They only seem to make an appearance in shops at christmas. It is impossible to store them though, I keep accidently eating them. If I had a pallet full that may slow me down a bit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wham bars. One day we will be able to say, do you remember wham bars as a kid without still being able to buy them, and your able to pull one out. |
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over a year ago
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I do wonder if the people who panic purchased toilet roll are still running off that supply or if they have finely got through it |
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"Brandy snaps. They only seem to make an appearance in shops at christmas. It is impossible to store them though, I keep accidently eating them. If I had a pallet full that may slow me down a bit. "
They are fun to make but oddly contain no brandy. I made fortune cookie ones once. |
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I hear there is going to be a shortage of single men on fab, especially older ones.
Ladies, better start panic buying now. |
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"I do wonder if the people who panic purchased toilet roll are still running off that supply or if they have finely got through it"
Bog Roll Bolognese has been a mainstay of the panic buyer's diet since March 2020 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wham bars. One day we will be able to say, do you remember wham bars as a kid without still being able to buy them, and your able to pull one out.
Imagine if squirty cream was in short supply "
Then you’d all want me. |
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"I'm thinking of hoarding penis extension tubes in case the government brings in a national minimum length..
What else should we be hoarding ..."
Chickpeas, spinach and a plus 1. The zombies are coming, we need to be ready to properly lockdown! |
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By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago
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McDonald's chips.. massive shortage.quickly now..eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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Malbec ...and other red wine ...quick hoard it, then invite me over |
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over a year ago
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Advocate and Brussel sprouts |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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"Posh people don't say they are hoarding wine. They are "laying down a cellar".....
Is that like saying.. Common women cum and posh women arrive?
Everyone cums, unless they have had too much wine!
Zambia
What if they don't drink wine?
In the right country, rolling a joint is a much better alternative anyway.
I like the cut of your jib
Damn age preferences though right?
Hit me up in chat, always down for new acquaintances to party with. "
Posh women arrive...ah, the Norman influence of "We're better than you peasants!" is still alive, to this very day.
Arrivé is French for coming. Using French instead of English shows you don't realise that English has more words than French. |
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I thought venir was to come in French? |
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"I thought venir was to come in French? "
Maybe that's how the French catch venirial (sic) diseases?
Arrivé would refer to a male who has come.
Arrivée would refer to a female.When they both come together, should it be ils sont arrivés?
I am fond of saying "Je viens de venir" (I have just come).
Eagle eyed readers will notice that I abhor the sexualised version of the word 'come' and it has never issued from my keyboard.
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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"I thought venir was to come in French? "
Spanish uses “to come” as well, in the reflexive form (venirse).
There is usually more than one way of saying things in French.
Interpreting and translation are not the same thing.
English get their slang more from the US than Australia and the French get theirs from Italy. I was surprised to to hear the word ciao used at lot in France. Must be similar to the Hello/hi thing over here. |
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